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♪♪
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I'm Johnny,
the brains of the outfit.
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And I'm his twin brother,
Randy, the handsome one.
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And we got ahead
by building furniture.
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For your feet.
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Welcome to our...
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This show is so dumb.
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You could always
turn off the telly.
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The remote's
way over there.
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Oh, forget it.
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Any big plans for today?
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Thought I'd move to
the big TV in a few hours.
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You know...
( belches )
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Aahh! Do we have
any more Pep?
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You've got six
full cans right here.
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I only like
that first sip.
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Peak carbonation.
Never mind, I'll call Beakley.
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Oh, man,
my phone's dead.
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Guess I gotta
buy a new one.
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Just charge it.
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Eh, this one's
three months old anyway.
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Who cares? We're rich.
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No. I'm rich.
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That's it, laddie.
You are coming to the office
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to learn the value
of a hard day's work.
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Whatcha doin'?
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- I'm not breaking in;
you're breaking in.
- Busted.
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You think I put glitter
on my top-secret notebooks
just because it's pretty?
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Well, sure,
it's a perk, but...
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I'm sorry.
I was just looking
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for information
about my family.
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You shoulda asked.
What do you want,
shoe sizes,
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horrible dark secrets
known only to
your Uncle Scrooge
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that could change
the fate of the world
as we know it?
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- What do you know
about my mom?
- ( gasps )
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What do you know
about your mom?
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Uncle Donald just told us
she was gone.
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The only thing
we have of her is this photo.
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Photographic evidence!
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I've gotta add it to
my Della Duck file.
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You have a whole file
on my mom?
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Seriously? This is it?
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I've been looking
into her for years,
but there's nothing.
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No photos, no records.
No one even talks about her.
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One time, a piece of
junk mail with her name
on it showed up at our door,
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and a day later,
Scrooge bought the post office,
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and I never saw
our mailman again.
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Maybe he retired?
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Bad things happen
to people who ask
about Della Duck.
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So who are we gonna ask?
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♪ Life is like
a hurricane ♪
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♪ Here in Duck Burg ♪
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♪ Race cars, lasers,
airplanes ♪
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♪ It's a duck blur ♪
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♪ Might solve a mystery ♪
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♪ Or rewrite history ♪
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♪ Duck Tales
Whoo ooh ♪
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♪ Every day they're out there
making Duck Tales ♪
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♪ Whoo ooh ♪
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♪ Tales of derring-do,
bad and good luck tales ♪
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♪ Whoo ooh ♪
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You have arrived
at your destination.
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Be back at 6:00,
Launchpad.
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We've a long, hard
day of work ahead of us.
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Gotcha, Mr. McD.
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Thanks for letting us
tag along, Uncle Scrooge,
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but I suddenly very much
have to use the bathroom.
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Oh, and I will show you
where to go to that place.
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Oh, no, you don't.
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( bell dings )
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What is this place?
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The private library
of Scrooge McDuck.
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If there's info
about your mom,
it's in here.
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Go away, Webby.
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For the last time,
Mr. McDuck's archives
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are strictly off-limits.
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Except to
his family.
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Meet Dewey Duck.
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Behold, heir of
Clan McDuck,
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the Archives!
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( bell dings )
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( gasps )
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The money!
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You want me to count
the gold?
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Can we go out
and spend some gold
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to make sure
it doesn't expire?
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There's more to money
than just money.
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Gold is a beautiful thing,
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but even something
as small as a dime
can have meaning.
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For instance...
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Are you out of your head?
You'll crack your skull open.
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But you swim in money
all the time.
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Yes, but I worked hard
to perfect that skill,
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building muscles
and dexterity.
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If you want something,
you work hard to get it.
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SECRETARY: Mr. McDuck,
the board is here to see you.
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We don't have
a board meeting today.
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No matter.
Come, lad.
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Welcome to the fast-paced
world of business.
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As you know,
revenues are down
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in our international
markets--
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Dawson, Lillehammer,
Eldorado, and Culebra.
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We feel that--
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Shut up, everyone.
I've done something brilliant.
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Ah, Gyro.
Gyro Gearloose,
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my head of
research and development.
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- I'm sorry, but we--
- Apology accepted.
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Now try to keep up
with my mind-numbing genius.
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Gyro, what did we say about
interacting with other people?
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The cards. Fine.
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"Hello, Mr. McDuck,
and others.
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Are you tired of all those
single-use gadgets
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cluttering up
your junk drawer?
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What a mess.
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There's got to be
a better way!"
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Meet Lil' Bulb,
the tiny,
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all-purpose robot
that does it all.
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Wait, what does it do?
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It all.
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Lil' Bulb is an artificially
intelligent
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personal robot helper.
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He can make toast,
find your keys,
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serve as a book light
for your late-night reading.
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You'll never have to do
anything yourself again.
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Mm-hmm. And how do you
ensure this one
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won't achieve sentience and turn
evil like all the others?
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Only half my inventions
turn evil.
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The other half
are just wildly misunderstood.
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( buzzing )
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What's it doing?
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Waving. It likes you.
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Request denied.
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( sighs )
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Keep at it, Gyro.
I know you'll come up
with something great.
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Lil' Bulb
is something great.
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I'll show you.
I'll show you all!
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And maybe wait until
you're out of the room
to say that next time.
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A robot that does
everything for you?
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How could you
say no to that?
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Part of hard work
is knowing how
to work with others.
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My board are the only people
cheaper than I am.
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I trust them completely to make
good financial decisions--
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Indeed. Which is why
we've called this meeting
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to discuss cutting
your unnecessary spending
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here at the Money Bin.
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Unnecessary?!
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I'm Scrooge McDuck.
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I don't spend one penny
more than I need to.
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It's says here you're spending
$15 million
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on magical defense.
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Do you have any idea
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how many vengeance curses
I have on my head?
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Think I'm just
gonna go
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and get a drink.
Yeah.
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The Collected
Treasure Maps of Peruvia.
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The Topographical Atlas
of Plain Awful.
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Scrooge's Favorite Smells,
Volume 12.
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Fresh cookies.
I knew it.
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Focus, Webby.
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We're here to find out
about Della Duck.
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So the blue one seeks
to learn of his past.
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But is he strong enough
to learn the truth?
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Yes.
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Wrong! You must first
prove yourself worthy
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by passing the trials!
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( coughing )
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This is my new
favorite library.
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( bell dings )
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A dollar ten?
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Who keeps dimes on them
anymore?
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Sweet. Scrooge has
an emergency dime.
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I'll pay you back later.
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But how do you justify
spending $5,000
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on a velvet pillow
for a dime?
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That dime deserves
its own velvet pillow.
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It's my number-one dime.
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The first dime
I ever earned.
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I was a young shoe shine
in Glasgow
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when a man came in,
his boots cemented in mud.
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I worked and worked until
those boots sparkled.
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In return, he gave me
an American dime.
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That dime inspired me
to move to America
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and find my fortune.
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It means more to me
than every bit of bullion
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in my Money Bin.
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( slurping )
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( gulps )
Uh...
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I gotta go. Bye.
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Gotta get the dime,
gotta get the dime!
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( sighs )
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( panting )
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( music playing
over headphones )
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No, no, no, no...
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( bell dings )
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57?
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Oh, boy.
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( panting )
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Come on!
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Hey. Wait.
The dime!
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Ahh!
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Okay. Easy.
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Break in, grab the dime,
sneak back downstairs,
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Oh, maybe stop at
the vending machine.
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Well, I'm dead.
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WOMAN: Today we're gonna teach
you how to pick a lock.
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First you need a small,
thin object, like a dime.
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If I had that,
I wouldn't need the video!
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No, don't switch to an ad.
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This week on
Ottoman Empire,
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we're working on an ottoman
for Flintheart Glomgold.
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He wants an ottoman
with storage
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by this afternoon!
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( laughs ) They're never
gonna get that ottoman
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tufted in time.
Focus!
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Aw, there's gotta be
a better way.
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Fools! They'll rue the day they
overlooked us, Lil' Bulb.
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Ding!
Wait, hold the elev--
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( groans )
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So what do you know
about my mom?
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Was she really
an adventurer?
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Silence!
Behold your first test.
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You must decipher the ancient
and mysterious code within.
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Yes! I love codes!
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Dewey, you start with
a Number Shift Cipher
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while I try
a Monoalphabetic Substitution.
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Pretty sure this is
just a library card catalogue.
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Mystery solved.
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Oh, yeah? If it's
just a card catalogue,
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then how does it
know your name?
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Come on!
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( panting )
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Hey, Gyro Gearloose.
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If this is about
the Gearloose Magnetic backpack,
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I specifically said
they should not be used
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as school bags.
Blathering blatherskite,
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one teen gets stuck
to a moving school bus.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Louie Duck,
Scrooge's super-rich nephew.
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Keep talking... sir.
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I can't believe Scrooge
and that tired old
board of his
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didn't see the potential
in Lil' Bulb here.
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I'd love to invest,
but I'm gonna need
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to test this little guy
out first.
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Do you mind if I borrow
him for the afternoon?
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Anything you say,
rich nephew.
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Lil' Bulb, you be good.
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Don't you rise up
against your masters.
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Ha ha. Just a little
robot humor.
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Wait. I need to go...
up!
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( imitating Scrooge )
Put in a hard day's work.
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I think I'm so much
smarter than--
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Louie! Where
have you been?
253
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,489
Trying to get out
of work again.
254
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,558
What? No.
255
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,226
I just, um...
256
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,662
filled up my notepad
with all that precious
business wisdom,
257
00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:12,497
so I went to go
find another.
258
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,833
Good lad.
259
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:17,235
You're free to take
as many pads as you want.
260
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,670
Or are we not allowed
to use those either,
261
00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:20,705
ye penny-pinching
buzzards?!
262
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,707
No, but really.
263
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,776
Make sure to use the front
and back of every page.
264
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:27,245
And write small.
265
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,082
And that's how
you unlock a door.
266
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,852
- Good job, Louie.
- ( buzzing )
267
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:36,387
Finding one specific dime
in this mess
268
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,757
is gonna be
a pretty big job.
269
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,458
You better get to it.
270
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,567
It's, like, a dime.
Ah, you'll find it.
271
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:52,270
Ready to put your feet up,
Mr. Glomgold?
272
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,638
You call this
an ottoman?
273
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,240
It does not even
have my face on it.
274
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:56,274
Do it again!
275
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,177
( laughing )
276
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:23,501
In order to gain knowledge
from the Archives,
277
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:26,738
one must first
offer up knowledge.
278
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,673
Look, Quackfaster.
279
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,975
Normally I would be super-into
a mysterious conspiracy quest.
280
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,477
But couldn't you
at least give me
281
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,345
a tiny piece of
information on my mom?
282
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,915
Dewey, don't question
the ancient methods.
283
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,349
I'm just saying,
284
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,751
these are feeling a little
less like trials,
285
00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:41,319
and a little more
like stalling.
286
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:45,123
It is not for us to understand
the ways of the Archives.
287
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,525
That is literally
your job.
288
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,327
I'm out.
She doesn't know anything.
289
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,430
No. None shall leave
once the Trials are undertaken.
290
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:55,700
There are those who would
destroy you for the knowledge
you seek.
291
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:58,703
( whispers )
Just like the mailman.
292
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:00,972
Who's gonna destroy me?
Scrooge? The government?
293
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,340
The Unicorn Illuminati?
294
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,775
- Me.
- Wait.
- What?!
295
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:10,815
GLOMGOLD: You expect me
to put my feet up on
my own face, you loons?
296
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,851
Do it again!
297
00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:15,053
I used to hate this show,
but now, I kinda love it.
298
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,021
It's like every ottoman
tells a story.
299
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,358
Hey, you found it.
300
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,427
Great job... little buddy.
301
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:30,034
( shrieking )
302
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,173
If you can find me 3,000 gallons
of silver polish for cheaper,
303
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,141
I'd love to hear about it!
304
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:38,810
This is getting us nowhere.
305
00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:40,745
If you won't make
your own cuts,
306
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:43,214
then we're forced to fire staff
at the Bin to save money.
307
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,583
The obvious choice
is the archivist.
308
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,752
Fire Quackfaster?! Never!
309
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:50,021
For 50 years, that woman's
level-headedness
310
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:53,024
has kept my archives
secure and orderly.
311
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:55,226
You disrespect the Archives,
312
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:58,529
you shall become
one with the Archives!
313
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,231
This isn't working.
314
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,833
Here. Knowledge is
the greatest weapon of all.
315
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,077
Fine. Quackfaster stays.
316
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,847
But Gyro is definitely
unnecessary.
317
00:15:15,849 --> 00:15:17,548
Are you insane?!
318
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,584
Gyro Gearloose is
one of the most brilliant minds
319
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,085
of our time.
320
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,591
You miserable
piece of rust.
321
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,259
I am man,
you are machine.
322
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,795
Do as I command
or I will pull your plug.
323
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:32,697
Aaah! He's turned
against me.
324
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:35,300
He's sucking up
all the dimes. Help, help!
325
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,137
Oh.
326
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,643
If you're going to fire
all the employees,
327
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:48,212
why don't you just go ahead
and shut the whole Bin down?
328
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:50,481
You do have a perfectly
good office downtown.
329
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:53,718
Do you really need
a Money Bin?
330
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,756
I think we lost her.
331
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,658
Foolish child.
332
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,260
You do not know
what you think you know.
333
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,062
I don't know
anything,
334
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,164
and it's really
frustrating!
335
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,467
- Louie!
- Louie, over here.
336
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,902
( screams )
337
00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:12,337
Uh, never mind.
338
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,172
Look, a distraction.
339
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,113
Lazy Tuesday
was an afternoon of TV.
340
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:25,516
Hard working
was giant robot attack.
341
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:26,918
Great life lesson, Scrooge.
342
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,162
No!
343
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,597
You are not evil.
344
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,632
You are good,
Lil' Bulb.
345
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,668
Good.
346
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:06,391
You cannot
get rid of the Bin.
347
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:09,627
You may think they're
crackpots and weirdos,
348
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,629
but they're the ones
who push innovation,
349
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:15,967
and creativity, and spur
this company ever forward.
350
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,138
Just a little malfunction.
351
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,807
Definitely not evil.
352
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,809
Look, they're all mad as loons,
and if you fire them,
353
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:27,178
they're definitely
going to seek revenge.
354
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,813
All in favor of
keeping the Bin
355
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,015
and everyone in it
far away from our offices.
356
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:32,250
ALL: Aye!
357
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,421
No!!
358
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:43,594
Come on!
359
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,602
( panting )
360
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:55,206
No. No, no, no, no, no!
361
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,408
Mine, mine. Wait!
Wait, wait, mine!
362
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,580
Of course.
363
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,682
Book throw,
book throw.
364
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,117
Throwing books.
365
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,618
This is our last book.
366
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,087
Make it count.
367
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,788
What are you doing?
368
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,024
Don't come any closer,
or the book gets it.
369
00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:15,393
I will crease
this corner, man,
370
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,794
so back off.
371
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,896
Tell me about
my mom.
372
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,765
Why don't you
see for yourself?
373
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,634
This is it.
This is it!
374
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,770
This is...
375
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,171
nothing.
376
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,775
Wait. I've seen
that number before.
377
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,877
Follow me.
378
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,879
Just a dime,
just a dime.
379
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,648
Oh, a quarter!
Wait, there it is.
380
00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:41,252
Oh, I know
what went wrong.
381
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,087
This is a 75-watt bulb.
382
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,956
Lil' Bulb's only built
for 50.
383
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,492
Ha ha, he just went
a little mad with power.
384
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,302
Whoa, what the...
385
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,173
So you write me a check or...
386
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:03,808
( growls )
387
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,176
A pleasure as always.
388
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,677
I'll be in my office
if you need me.
389
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,546
Please don't need me.
390
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,516
I don't understand.
391
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,084
It should be here
somewhere.
392
00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:15,419
Wait. These books.
393
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:16,921
They're all
out of order.
394
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,323
Quackfaster's a lot
of things, but
she's not sloppy.
395
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,159
QUACKFASTER:
Use your training.
396
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,294
The most valuable knowledge
must be learned.
397
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,696
Okay, how much of this
is about us doing
your work for you?
398
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:29,100
About 50%.
399
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,877
Curse me kilts!
400
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,915
Come on, come on,
you got this!
401
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,705
Oh, there you are.
402
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,740
( panting )
I can't catch my breath.
403
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:10,975
Don't be so dramatic.
404
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,743
A little work
never killed anybody.
405
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:15,846
Okay, here goes.
Ow!
406
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:18,182
What is up
with this stupid library?
407
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:21,252
COMPUTER VOICE:
Duck family DNA recognized.
408
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,391
Wow!
409
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,866
Mom...
410
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,902
Why would this stuff
be hidden?
411
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,871
- I gotta show
Huey and Louie.
- Wait. What's this?
412
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:43,874
DEWEY: "Scrooge, I've taken
the Spear of Selene.
413
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,377
I'm sorry. Della."
414
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,913
Wait, what did she take?
Why is she sorry?
415
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,916
Did she betray
your Uncle Scrooge?
416
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:55,786
We can't tell anyone
about this until we
find out what it means.
417
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:58,889
I'm proud of you, lad.
418
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,891
You put in
a full day at the office.
419
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,860
I think you've
earned this.
420
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,962
You're giving me
your number-one dime?
421
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,864
It's not my lucky dime.
422
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,966
I never let my dime
out of my sight.
423
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,234
That was just a decoy.
424
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:12,036
I'm not an idiot.
425
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:13,638
This place is
full of lunatics.
426
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,806
A dime sure means more
427
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:18,809
when you have to work
for it, eh, lad?
428
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:23,781
Maybe I'll get my own
velvet pillow for this baby.
429
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,683
Oh, hold up.
430
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:32,023
Noooooo!!
431
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:35,926
Gyro creates robot.
432
00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:37,628
Robot gains free will.
433
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:42,433
Robot turns on Gyro.
434
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:45,136
Gyro controls robot.
435
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:48,806
Gyro is robot.