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♪♪
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-(bagpipes playing)
-(Scrooge groaning)
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(Flintheart groaning)
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(intensified angry groaning)
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Are we going
to the store, or...
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Quiet. I'm in the middle
of a Vision Beast
battle of wills.
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So, it's
a staring contest?
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It's not just
a staring contest!
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It's a-- (gasps)
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Nice try, McDuck,
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but your family bickering
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will never get me
to look away, never!
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It's a staring contest.
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Excuse me, this area
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of the Duckburg
Billionaires' Club
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is only for
our elite members,
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the crème de la crème,
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the finest ducks in Duckburg!
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(gasps) Is that--?
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Yup.
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Old guys, nice clubhouse
you've got here.
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Got a real "I'm so rich
I don't care how I look"
quality about it.
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-Rich peeps! I'm tagging us.
-(phone clicks)
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I'm sorry,
who are you?
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Seriously?
Mark Beaks?
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Founder and CEO
of Waddle?
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Soon-to-be newest addition
to the of the Duckburg
Billionaires' Club, come on!
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-Meh!
-And creator
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of the newest tech innovation,
Project Tahdah!
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It's everything you think it is
and nothing you're expecting.
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I'll flip you my Peep deets
so you can follow my updates.
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I don't understand
half those words.
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Whoa, weird.
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I wouldn't have thought
you successful guys
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would be so behind
the times.
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Allow me to take you
to the future.
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(bagpipe remix playing)
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Remix!
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Pew! Pew pew pew pew!
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Pew a-roo!
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Wait for it.
Wait for it.
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Wait for it.
Wait for it!
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(beat drops)
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Ohh!
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That was Mark Beaks!
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He's right in there!
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Oh, man, I'm almost breathing
the same air as him.
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(sniffing)
Oh, ingenuity.
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Come on,
like I couldn't be
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a young, influential
business guy?
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(sighing laugh)
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What?
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Oh. Oh!
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You were serious?
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It's just you're more
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the crazy,
irresponsible, fun guy
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than the serious,
brilliant, successful guy.
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You don't know!
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At least I'm not the guy
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who just reads about people
who do stuff guy.
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I could be a bigger deal
than Beaks in three years, tops!
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(crashing, clinks)
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I'll pay for that
in three years.
I am very sorry.
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♪ Life is like
a hurricane ♪
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♪ Here in Duckburg ♪
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♪ Race cars, lasers,
airplanes ♪
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♪ It's a duck blur ♪
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♪ Might solve a mystery ♪
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♪ Or rewrite history ♪
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♪ Duck Tales
Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Every day they're out there
making Duck Tales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Tales of derring-do,
bad and good luck tales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ D-d-danger lurks
behind you ♪
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♪ There's a stranger
out to find you ♪
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♪ What to do,
just grab onto some Duck Tales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Every day they're out there
making Duck Tales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Tales of derring-do,
bad and good ♪
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♪ Not phony tales
nor cottontails ♪
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♪ They're Duck Tales
Whoo-ooh ♪
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(heavy door opens)
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MARK: Keep making
dat money, y'all!
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See you in $2 million
and counting!
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Stuck up old money-duddies.
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Don't even have
a social media presence.
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Mr. Beaks, I'm Dewey,
future astronaut president--
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Can you sign this?
You're my hero and a genius!
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Genius? You two, I like
how much you like me!
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That shows real smarts!
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Come by the offices
and I'll hook you up
with a tour.
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Maybe even
an after-school job?
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Pew pew pew
pew pew pew pew!
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Pew! Pew pew-pew!
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-You mean it?!
-Sure. Why not.
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Amazing sauce.
I'll text you.
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Internship
starts mañana!
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Ach... (grumbling)
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What, did you
say something?
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I was just grumbling.
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Well, do it louder.
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Then it's not grumbling!
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Gah, I hate this music.
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We've got to do something
about New Guy.
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I never had Lou's Pie.
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No, New Guy!
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Oh, agreed!
Let's get rid of him!
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Great. Now I want pie!
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(ding)
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Wait, no!
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Hah! See you
tomorrow, Flinty.
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(grunts)
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HUEY: Let's see.
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Can Do Attitude, check.
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Professional posture... check.
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Completed checklist, check.
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Wow, I can't believe
we get to be interns
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at Waddle for Mark Beaks!
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Yeah, I'm mostly doing it
to show off this bad boy.
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-What is that?
-Oh, this?
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It's my super serious
business briefcase.
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"What brilliant
business secrets
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is he hiding
in there?"
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Who knows?!
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You can't open
the lock, can you?
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Nope.
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Welcome to Waddle,
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where imagination
and innovation
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get married
and have babies!
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(beeps)
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Digital high-five app,
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so you never get
left hanging,
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or, you know,
have to touch anyone.
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Come, roll with Beaks.
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Here are
the high-impact trampolines,
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the low-impact trampolines,
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and, of course,
the no-impact trampolines.
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Those are fun.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Slides are the new stairs.
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Ha! That's actually
pretty cool!
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If, by cool, you mean
statistically proven
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to increase
employee productivity.
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Huh! This guy.
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Oh, before you ask,
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yeah, it's all
made of candy.
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You're welcome.
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Ooh, wow!
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Who knew work
could be so awesome?
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Mark Beaks did. Blamo!
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He talks the way
I want to live!
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Here are your official
Waddle trainee beanies.
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Congratulations, weenies!
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Oh, P.S., there's only space
for one intern,
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so one of you is going home
by the end of the day.
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Cool? Cool. Beaks out!
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One internship?!
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Well, hehe, you didn't
really want it anyway,
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so I'll just tell
Mr. Beaks to give it to me.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Sliding my way to billions?
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Licking
other people's stuff?
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It's everything I never knew
I always wanted!
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I am in!
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This is about more
than just goofing around.
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Whee!
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You're doing it wrong.
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This is supposed to be
efficient, not fun.
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(unenthused) Whee.
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Ha! I'm about to be
a billionaire!
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And when Scrooge tries
to follow me online,
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I'll block him.
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Man, you are killing it
today, Beaks!
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GUARD (muffled): Sir,
you can't go in there!
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(blows landing, groaning)
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Stop right there!
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Ooh, neat!
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-(beeps)
-(groans)
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Mr. Beaks, allow me
to introduce myself.
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Falcon Graves, professional
corporate saboteur and--
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Professional is right, man!
That suit game is on point.
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(sighs) As I was saying,
unfortunately for you,
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I've been hired to steal
your coveted Project Tahdah.
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-(phone clicks)
-What are you doing?
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I'm just updating
my status to "hostage."
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Feel like this could be huge
for my online presence.
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Oh, uh, were you not done
with your speech?
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Get me to Research
& Development.
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Hey, let him go. Aah!
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Immediately.
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[techno music playing]
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Turn that nonsense off!
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I already tried.
It's impossible.
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[beeps]
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Well, how was I supposed
to know the "On" button
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and the "Off" button
were the same button?
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Did you sleep here
last night?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Who can sleep when you're
plotting against a nemesis?
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That cocky Mark Beaks
may be the only man I hate
as much as you!
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I know the feeling.
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So now I propose
we get rid of him.
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Do we really need
a slideshow?
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Ha! Sweet, naive Scroogy.
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Leave the devious planning
to the professionals.
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You're in
my world now, McDuck.
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Yeah, all right.
Show me what you've got.
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No, you're actually
on my side of the room.
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Ooh, task lists!
This is a place of dreams!
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Oh, I don't know, Dewey,
this looks like
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a whole bunch of boring
business-guy tasks.
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You're not really equipped
to handle them, so...
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And lose this internship
to you? No way!
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This place
has free snow cones!
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Free snow cones!
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(beeps)
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(phone ringing)
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Thank you for calling Waddle.
Please hold.
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Thank you for calling Waddle.
Please hold. Please hold.
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-Waddle.
-DEWEY: Yup, yeah, no.
I totally get it.
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I hate talking
on the phone, too,
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so that's why
I kick my feet up,
I'm leaning back...
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Who are you talking to?
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Oh, uh...
Business-man-ning-ton-son?
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-(dial tone)
-Oh, you just missed him!
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Okay. One sandwich cut
diagonally with no crusts,
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no pickles, but yes
to pickles on the side,
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so you can decide
which pickles to use.
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I got pizza!
Everybody loves pizza!
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(chanting) New guy! New guy!
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But I'm also
the new guy...
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There's the high-impact
trampolines,
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the low-impact trampolines...
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Mr. Beaks, is the tour
really necessary?
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Listen, Graves,
if we're gonna keep
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this hostage stuff on the DL,
I gotta act natural.
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(louder) And naturally,
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I give tours
of my awesome company!
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Must I wear the hat?
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You bet. All trainees
gotta wear the hat,
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and you are
a trainee, right?
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Boop!
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Complimentary snow cone?
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Oops, you dropped it.
Here's another.
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How 'bout blueberry?
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Ah, good call, that one
stains your mouth forever.
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-Look, see? Ahh...
-You do realize
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you're in quite a lot
of danger right now.
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I know! I'm gonna be
trending online for days!
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Hostage selfie!
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Backup phones.
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(groans)
255
00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:03,702
Excuse me, Mr. Beaks.
256
00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,470
I just tagged
us together. 'Sup?
257
00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:08,106
Mr. Beaks, here's
my completed, color-coded,
258
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,141
and categorized checklist.
259
00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:11,910
I even made
some categories for--
260
00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,712
I ordered
everybody pizza.
261
00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:17,282
So who would you say
is in the lead
for the internship?
262
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:20,118
Oh, uh,
I guess you're tied.
263
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,387
-(techno music plays)
-Oh, mandatory dance break!
264
00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,289
Whoo-whoo!
265
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,993
Pew pew! Chicka-pew!
266
00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:30,328
And, lo, he shall pay
for his arrogance
267
00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:32,430
as his world
crumbles around him
268
00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,132
and Beaks will rue the day
269
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:37,235
he heard the name
Flintheart Glomgold!
270
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,270
-(thunder crashing)
-(maniacal laughter)
271
00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,572
(startles)
272
00:10:40,574 --> 00:10:43,108
Oh, and Scrooge McDuck,
I guess.
273
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,076
(yawns)
Ooh, are you finished?
274
00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:47,779
What? Every evil plot starts
275
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:50,315
with a "Declaration
of Hatred" speech.
276
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,950
Oh, you have
so much to learn.
277
00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:55,587
Great. Now, can we talk
about the actual plan?
278
00:10:55,589 --> 00:10:57,355
I thought you'd never ask!
279
00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,958
I asked
several hours ago!
280
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,493
Behold.
281
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,495
Our scheme to destroy Beaks
282
00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,764
begins with an invitation
283
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,699
to a Billionaires' Convention
on a yacht.
284
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:10,435
We'll tell him we're going,
but then we won't show!
285
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:11,536
First slam!
286
00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:12,804
Seems unnecessary,
287
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:15,040
especially the part
about the yacht.
288
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:17,976
Emotionally devastated,
Beaks will seek solace
289
00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:20,378
and drown his sorrows
at the buffet.
290
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,647
A yacht and a buffet
for one person?
291
00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,182
I'm not paying for that.
292
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,151
Fine. We'll use
my yacht.
293
00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:29,854
Now, distracted
by delicious shrimp,
294
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:33,224
Beaks won't realize he's being
sailed into an active volcano,
295
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:34,726
where it'll get so hot
296
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,461
he'll jump
into the yacht's pool,
297
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:39,964
which, unbeknownst to him,
will be filled with sharks!
298
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,399
Where did
the sharks come from?
299
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,034
I've got a great shark guy.
300
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,203
Beaks will be so terrified
by the sharks,
301
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,971
he'll forget
he's in a volcano
302
00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:49,908
and jump blindly
into the lava!
303
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:52,911
All while we watch
from a bridge above.
304
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,813
Wait, wait, I though
we wanted to boot him
305
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,347
out of our club,
not kill him!
306
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,850
Although you have tried
to kill me countless times,
307
00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:01,419
which usually ends up
being more annoying
than deadly.
308
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:02,921
That's right,
I'm a genius.
309
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,189
Now, pay attention,
310
00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:06,725
'cause this is where
it gets complicated.
311
00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:08,059
Ooh...
312
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,894
♪♪
313
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:12,330
Listen, I got
your most important task yet.
314
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,599
Getting my 2:15 artisanal
cold-pressed coffee.
315
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:17,202
Now, I want
almond-infused foam,
316
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,570
not almonds in my foam.
317
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,405
Infused foam,
understood?
318
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,773
Coffee
with stuff, got it!
319
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,975
You don't even know
where it is!
320
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:31,850
-[both] Come on, come on...
-HUEY: Almost there.
321
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,020
Here's another
XL Waddle T-shirt,
322
00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:38,123
a bunch of Waddle yo-yos,
and a Waddle jetpack.
323
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,858
(whispers) Don't try it.
It's super broken.
324
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,392
(panting) Beaks,
coffee! Winner!
325
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,428
Oh, I-- ahem.
I'm sorry, why am I getting
326
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,097
my 2:15 coffee at 2:14?
327
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,899
I didn't get an email
about it moving up.
328
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:50,769
-Hello.
-Just take the coffee!
329
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,304
I didn't become
an almost-billionaire
330
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,440
by having coffee
at random times of the day
331
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,975
like some commoner!
332
00:12:56,977 --> 00:13:00,311
There's an order to things,
my order, and I--
333
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:05,116
Mr. Beaks, I have
your 2:15 coffee
at exactly 2:15.
334
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,119
Ooh, yummy!
Man, things got real
335
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,288
for a second
back there, right?
336
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,390
How is this
not very real?
337
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,159
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
one sec.
338
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,326
Kid, what's your name?
339
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,394
Huey, sir.
340
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:19,798
Ooh, don't love it.
341
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:25,570
How about brand-new Waddle
intern Huey!
342
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:26,905
Ha-ha!
343
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:29,407
Achieve dream. Check.
344
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:34,746
(huffs) Now, can we finally
get to Project Tahdah?
345
00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:37,849
Whoa, is that
an ironically fancy briefcase
346
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,584
in my super-chill
work environment?
347
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,352
Uh... yes.
348
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,854
What's going on in there,
349
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,522
like, brilliant
business secrets?
350
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:45,857
You know it!
351
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,992
Very chill.
Oh, I like how you roll!
352
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,361
You are my new Vice President
of Fancy Business.
353
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:51,996
Intern, you report
to him now. Boom.
354
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,131
Beaks out!
355
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,365
-What?!
-Yes!
356
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,100
Faked it,
maked it!
357
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,503
I didn't even know this was
my life's dream until today.
358
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,773
But-- but-- how did I win
and still lose?
359
00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:04,776
I worked so hard
and had so many
completed checklists.
360
00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,444
Do you need me
to get a briefcase?
361
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,012
'Cause I can go get one
and then become
362
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,614
the Vice President
of Being Chill!
363
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:12,383
'Cause I'm chill.
I'm straight chilling.
364
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:13,852
Like a villain, even!
365
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,453
Oh, no, Huey's broken.
366
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:19,457
Or I could be Chief Manager
of Being Broken!
367
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,159
'Cause anyone
can just be anything!
368
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,460
Look at me, everybody,
369
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,562
now I'm the Duke
of Making a Mess!
370
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:25,830
(growling)
371
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:28,166
Watch out for the Duke!
372
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,701
Mr. Beaks,
is everything okay?
373
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,970
Uh, this again.
(cracks knuckles)
374
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:35,373
(blows landing, grunting)
375
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,708
Oh, I missed that last punch.
376
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,476
Could you prop him back up
and do it again?
377
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:42,413
No more games.
You're all my captives now.
378
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:46,384
You, Vice President,
take me to Project Tahdah!
379
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,052
Yes, of course. Sure.
380
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,754
Um...
381
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:52,824
Seriously?
It's that way.
382
00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:54,559
It's that way.
Of course it's that way.
383
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,595
Sorry, it's my first day,
but, eh, let's go this way.
384
00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,330
Huh!
385
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:06,504
Welcome to the cutting edge
of the latest technology.
386
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:07,906
See that in the air?
What is that?
387
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:08,907
It's called magic!
388
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,608
Open the vault!
389
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,844
-Now!
-Ugh, fine! I'll
390
00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:15,513
(imitating Graves) "finally
take you to Project Tahdah."
391
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:16,514
Blech! Ugh.
392
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,117
-(beeping)
-(tumblers clicking)
393
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,786
Menacing man,
small children,
394
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:24,856
prepare yourselves
for my greatest invention.
395
00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:26,324
(whirring)
396
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,528
What? Nothing?
397
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:34,699
Everything you think it is,
and nothing you're expecting!
398
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,634
You got
the nothing part right.
399
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,870
So, Project Tahdah
is a hoax?
400
00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:40,772
Tahdah!
401
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,573
I build hype
for a fake product,
402
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,242
everyone invests
in my company,
403
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,444
kablam, I'm a billionaire!
404
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,280
This is ridiculous.
I'm calling my employer.
405
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,482
-(dialing)
-(ringing)
406
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:52,650
Go for Beaks.
407
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:53,618
(growls)
408
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,486
You've got to be kidding me!
409
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:58,790
Why would you hire me to steal
something that doesn't exist?
410
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,926
So he gets to say
Project Tahdah was stolen,
411
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:04,329
but he still keeps
the money!
412
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:05,964
See? Fancy Business
gets it.
413
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:08,967
Why actually put in
the hard work
of inventing something
414
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,569
when I can just tell
everybody I did?
415
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:12,937
Fake it till you
make it, right?
416
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:14,105
(chimes)
417
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,507
And become a billionaire!
418
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,843
Ba-bam!
Just crossed the mark.
419
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:20,478
Aw, count them zeroes!
420
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,913
One, two, three,
four, five--
421
00:16:21,915 --> 00:16:23,481
Bah, I'm bored.
You get it.
422
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,583
And it's all thanks
to you, bud.
423
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,585
Get over here,
Selfington!
424
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,153
(growls)
425
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,624
I can't believe
I looked up to you.
426
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:36,861
You and your whole company
are as fake as Project Tahdah.
427
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:39,163
Maybe, but the money
and the buzz
428
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,165
are very, very real.
429
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,034
I just got
so many followers!
430
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,702
-Pah!
-Gravesy, there's a helicopter
431
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:45,670
waiting for you
on the roof.
432
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:46,838
You know what?
Keep the beanie.
433
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,640
I do not like being lied to!
434
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:52,510
Oh, this is fun.
Where we going?
435
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,511
To the roof...
436
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,714
So I can toss you off it!
437
00:16:58,551 --> 00:16:59,884
Oh! Mwah, mwah, mwah.
438
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:03,388
Who loves being a pawn
in my twisted evil plots?
439
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,690
You! Yes, you do!
440
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,292
Why on earth should
we ever need this?
441
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:10,228
Well, how else is Beaks
going to know
442
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,030
he's at the Annual
Carrot Festival?!
443
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,965
You clearly didn't
understand the plan.
444
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:16,200
Let's start
from the beginning.
445
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,603
-Behold, our--
-No!
446
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:24,242
"Backstabbing Scrooge,
version 3..."
447
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,376
What's this?
448
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,911
Oh, i-it's nothing.
449
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:38,756
This whole thing
is a trap for me, isn't it?
450
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,725
What?! No...
451
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:41,926
Of course not.
452
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:45,430
Your new best friend
would never...
453
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:46,597
No, stay right there.
454
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:52,904
Uh, heh, thank goodness
you moved at the last minute,
455
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:55,706
or you would've been
destroyed by the axe.
456
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,775
How long have you
been planning that one?
457
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:58,576
More than six months?
458
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,911
I don't want to say.
459
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,246
I can't believe
I wasted a whole day
460
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,282
obsessing over someone
I don't like,
461
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:05,917
and it nearly
got me killed!
462
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,453
Who am I, you? Ugh!
463
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,121
Have fun
with your new nemesis.
464
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,722
I'm gonna go beat you both
465
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,624
by actually being
a better billionaire.
466
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:16,294
(techno music plays)
467
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:19,764
BEAKS (narrating): "Help.
Project Tahdah was stolen
468
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,533
and now I'm going
to be tossed off the roof."
469
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,402
Oh, should I add a sad face,
or is that too much?
470
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:25,803
(growls)
471
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,306
Oh, ground.
472
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:30,608
Dude, not cool!
473
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,610
-That's my last backup phone!
-Yes!
474
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:33,878
(exclamations
from Beaks and Graves)
475
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,713
We've gotta save Beaks.
476
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,982
Right? I mean,
he's the worst,
477
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,650
but it's
the right thing to do.
478
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:42,086
Why? I'm sure
your biggest,
favorite friend
479
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:44,655
will just fake
his way through it
like everything else.
480
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,625
Okay, first off,
that's not what BFF stands for.
481
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,628
And secondly, guys like him,
guys like me,
482
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,997
we have to put on
a show and fake it
483
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:55,900
because smart guys like you
are so good at making it.
484
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,635
We don't need this.
485
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,104
What we need
is a checklist.
486
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:02,840
In fact, here's a checklist
for how to get through this.
487
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,610
One, get a plan.
Two, ask Huey for a plan.
488
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,145
Three, do you have
a plan yet?
489
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,614
'Cause honestly I don't know
how checklists work!
490
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:10,982
I got it.
491
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,617
HUEY: Hey, Graves,
over here!
492
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:13,784
DEWEY: Wha?!
493
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,052
This is dumb.
I hate this plan.
494
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,790
Ha-ha, I win!
Oh, gross!
495
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,493
Your dumb fingerprints
smudged my screen.
496
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,362
(huffs)
497
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,930
Now, go be Dewey.
498
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,833
Aaah!
499
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:29,700
Take this!
500
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,135
And all of these!
501
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:34,505
(grunting)
502
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,608
Time out!
503
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,310
We have to take off
these stupid hats.
504
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,444
It's humiliating.
505
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,848
Tight end!
506
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,283
Nyah!
507
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,817
Dewey, whatever you do,
508
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,620
do not tell Graves
what's in the briefcase!
509
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,789
What is in the briefcase?
510
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,724
Oh, this briefcase?
511
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:56,160
Just a bunch of fancy business
secrets, very hush-hush.
512
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:57,195
You see the lock?
513
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,362
Give me that.
514
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,633
What's the code?
515
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,735
-Try 1111.
-No.
516
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,705
-Mmkay, 2222?
-No.
517
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,575
Right,
of course not. 3333.
518
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,176
Oh, now you're
just guessing.
519
00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,844
Have you tried
the factory default?
520
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:16,681
Of course I have--
Oh...kay.
521
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,382
(slowed-down scream)
522
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,819
Doink. Ah.
523
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,522
Oh, that's it, I'm done!
524
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:27,858
And I'm untagging myself
from all those photos!
525
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:31,162
(laughs) That's
gotta be $20 million!
526
00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:33,064
Where did you get
a briefcase full of money?
527
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,399
Next to the suit of armor
in the Billionaires' Club.
528
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,934
That place needs
better security.
529
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:37,935
'Sup over here?
530
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,837
Uh, we saved your life.
531
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,039
Right. Hey, so obviously
I have to fire you guys
532
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,908
because you know the secret
of Project Tahdah,
533
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,077
and if you tell anybody
I'll just say you're lying
534
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,512
because you're mad I
fired you. Cool? Cool-cool.
535
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:53,918
"My face looks
like a butt."
536
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,920
And... sent.
537
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,055
Seriously, that's
your big plan?
538
00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:00,124
Who even cares
about what--
539
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,859
It already has 1,000 likes!
540
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,695
What? No! No!
I can't delete it now!
541
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,130
Give it back!
Give it back!
542
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:08,466
(opera aria plays)
543
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:14,538
(slowed-down scream)
544
00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:34,892
Hah! Me and my phone
are fine!
545
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:37,295
(laughs) We totally crushed
that fall!
546
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:41,332
Aw, man!
547
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,067
Letter for billionaire
Mark Beaks.
548
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:44,201
Aha, that's me!
549
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:50,641
Oh, an invite
to a Billionaires' Convention
on a yacht.
550
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,844
Awesometown,
population Beaks.
551
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:57,581
I still get to be
a Duckburg billionaire.
552
00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:00,818
And everything
that comes with it.
553
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:03,821
Get the sharks ready.
554
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,856
-(thunder crashing)
-(maniacal laughter)