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♪♪
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[Jack-in-the-box melody plays]
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[sizzling]
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[explosion booms]
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[cackling]
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Child's play!
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-[glass shattering]
-Huh? Huh?!
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No!
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I will avenge you,
my bulby brethren!
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Who would dare?
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[Darkwing Duck]
I am the terror
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that flaps in the night!
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[chattering]
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I am
the little roller skate
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at the base
of villainy's staircase.
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I am Darkwing Duck!
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[Quarterjack]
Playtime's over!
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Then I gotta get
a shorter intro.
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Let's get dangerous.
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-[sizzling]
-[grunting]
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[both blubbering]
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Big day, Dewey.
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Mustard stain
or ketchup stain?
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Mustard-- looks
less like blood.
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What is this weird show?
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Whoa, what?
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Darkwing Duck?
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The greatest TV show
of all time?
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Ha! Maybe
when you were a kid.
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This hero guy doesn't fly
or shoot lasers or anything.
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That hero guy
is Jim Starling.
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He was an old-school actor
who did all his own stunts.
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Sure, he got
a little banged up
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in later seasons.
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[grunting]
Keep rolling.
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But that just made him
even more heroic.
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Why didn't he just use CGI?
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[chuckles]
Real heroes don't need
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high-tech
special effects
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or basic
safety precautions.
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So, how do I look?
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Remember, Dewey,
a true hero thinks
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with his gut
or not at all.
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Right, D.W.?
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Let's get dangerous.
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What's the special occasion,
anyway?
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I finally got
my driver's license.
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-[engine starts]
-Uh, wait, what?
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Aah!
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♪ Life is like
a hurricane ♪
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♪ Here in Duckburg ♪
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♪ Race cars, lasers,
airplanes ♪
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♪ It's a duck-blur ♪
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♪ We might solve
a mystery ♪
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♪ Or rewrite history ♪
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♪ Ducktales, whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Every day they're out there
making Ducktales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Tales of derring-do ♪
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♪ Bad and good-luck tales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ D-d-danger lurks behind you ♪
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♪ There's a stranger
out to find you ♪
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♪ What to do? ♪
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♪ Just grab on
to some Ducktales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Every day they're out there ♪
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♪ Making Ducktales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Tales of daring
bad and good ♪
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♪ Not phony tales
or cottontails ♪
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-♪ No, Ducktales! ♪
-♪ Whoo-ooh! ♪
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[slow motion yelling]
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[grunts]
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How have you been a driver
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without a driver's license?
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Hey, come on. I've got
a pilot's license, don't I?
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Wait, don't I?
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Ugh! Aren't you worried
Scrooge will find out?
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You kidding?
I had them mail the license
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straight to him
so he'd be first to know.
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Ah, he's gonna be
so proud of me.
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[chuckles]
Wow.
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[Dewey] The Bin,
The Bin, The Bin!
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Slow down!
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[tires squealing]
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-[heavy breathing]
-I bet Mr. McD's got
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some kind of party
planned for my big day.
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Wouldn't want to
ruin the...
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-[elevator dings]
-Surprise!
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Huh.
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Surprise!
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Supplies?
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Boy, he's really
getting my hopes up.
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The payoff is
gonna be amazing.
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Surprise!
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-Shh! Quiet.
-Shh!
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The Gearloose
Monophonicrail
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converts aural input
into kinetic propulsion.
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[Dewey and Launchpad]
Huh?
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Sound-powered train.
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-[both] Buh.
-Ah, sorry, Mr. McD,
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but I thought you
might wanna hear--
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I don't want to
hear anything.
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This sensitive prototype
runs on noise.
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Observe.
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[humming]
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Illumination,
Dr. Gearloose!
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Alphanumerical
substitution!
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The categorical
reorganization
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of letters
to prime digits.
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[sizzling, whirring]
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Aah! My blueprints!
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Sorry, Dr. Gearloose.
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Intern, try to think.
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But that's all I do
all the time.
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Well, do it better.
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Eh, you probably
couldn't fit a driver
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in that tiny train
anyway.
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Uh, say, speaking
of drivers...
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Gyro, the board
needs results.
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Ever since
Bulb Tech backfired
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you need an invention
that, well...
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Won't turn evil
and kill us all.
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Due respect, sir, innovation
doesn't work that way.
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I can't just wake up
one morning and say--
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How about
a self-driving robot car?
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-A what, now?
-Wah! Too many variables.
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A self-driving robot car
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would turn evil like that.
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-Nobody could.
-Well, Mark Beaks did.
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He just posted that he's
having a demo later today.
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What?! That hack couldn't
even program a microwave!
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[chuckles]
We'll see about this.
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Okay, cool.
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I'll just tell you
my big news later.
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Launchpad,
I almost forgot...
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-Yeah?
-Stop having mail
delivered to my office.
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That's for incoming checks
and death threats only.
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Wait, what does
"Smiley face, anvil,
roadkill" mean?
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-Crushed it!
-[crowd cheering]
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It's a hectic world
posting things online,
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checking to see
who liked your post.
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Couldn't you use
a little time for yourself?
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Couldn't you use a BUDDY?
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That's the "Beaks Unmanned
Driver Drone Yay!"
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BUDDY will drive you anywhere
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quickly, efficiently,
and cheaply!
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BUDDY is compatible
with any vehicle,
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making traditional drivers
a thing of the past.
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The Waddle BUDDY system.
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Because machines
are the new man.
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And hold for applause!
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-[applause]
-Boo! Bad!
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-Do not like!
-Agreed.
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Very negative feelings,
indeed.
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Whoa, Scrooge's driver
and his chief inventor
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are threatened
by my BUDDY here.
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Well, that is
how you know it's
a good product. [laughs]
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-[crowd murmuring]
-Uh, how can you ensure
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that this machine
won't turn evil?
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Huh. I've never
said that out loud.
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Top secret Beaks tech means
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this baby's 100% obedient
to its master.
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-Next question, please.
-Oh, yeah?
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Can you program a robot
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to brave the unknown
and laugh at danger?
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-Yes.
-Can a robot greet you
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with a kind word
at the end of a long day?
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-Yes.
-[BUDDY] That's a nice
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gray cardigan, Mr. Beaks.
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You are killing it today.
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Huh. Yeah, well, can a robot
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pull you from the wreckage
of a crash
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with a reassuring smile
that tells you
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everything's gonna be okay?
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Well, no, because
it can't crash.
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Wait, what, now?
I'm sorry, what was that?
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BUDDY, show him.
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[Beaks]
BUDDY's patented sensors
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mean a smooth, crash-free ride.
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No matter the situation,
you can count on BUDDY
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to get you
where you're going safely.
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Any more questions?
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This automated marvel could save
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McDuck Enterprises a fortune!
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You're not seriously
gonna buy one of these things.
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I mean, not when
you have plenty of good
driver/pilots already.
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I may buy a whole fleet!
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Unless anyone has
any brighter ideas.
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[groans]
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-A race.
-[both gasp]
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What are you doing?
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Thinking with my gut.
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Me versus the bot.
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Winner gets free candy
for life.
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-[indistinct whispers]
-Oh, that's better.
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Winner is named
the ultimate driver.
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A race would give me a chance
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to see how BUDDY performs
in a real-world scenario.
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Ooh! Dramatic!
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In! In!
In! In! In!
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May the best man--
Ooh! Aah! Robot hand!
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Very strong robot hand.
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[suspenseful music]
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-Aah!
-Aah! Look out!
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It's a headless
man-horse!
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He broke in to hoof us
all to death!
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[Gyro] What?!
Don't be dumb.
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I'm just trying out
some new interns.
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Don't tell
my existing intern.
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Manny, dispose of them
violently.
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I can't have
any distractions.
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No, wait.
I need help.
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See, I have this friend.
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Let's call him,
"Not Launchpad."
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And he kinda challenged
a robot to a race.
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Pretty common scenario.
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Now, Not Launchpad definitely
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isn't afraid of losing
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and his boss replacing him
with a robot,
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but he has a friend--
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let's call him,
uh, "Launchpad"--
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who is very worried about that.
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So, I-- he-- they--
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uh, thought you could help
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figure out how to take
this robot down, yes?
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Oh, in this scenario,
you're still you.
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Dummy! There's some dummies
here to see you.
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At your beck and call,
Dr. Gearloose.
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I heard everything.
Everything.
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I'm happy to prove my worth
by aiding Mr. McQuack.
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Dr. Gearloose is working
on an innovation
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that will better
all of mankind
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both literally,
and figuratively.
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Behold!
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Operating passcode:
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-Blathering--
-No!
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That... [chuckles]
is not ready yet.
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-Go to your room!
-Aah! Ohh.
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Forgive Dr. Gearloose.
He's a little more
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deranged than usual
trying to figure out
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how Beaks beat him to
the self-driving car.
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That won't be a problem once
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I put that tin can in its place.
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In the recycling,
where the garbage goes.
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Woof. We'll work on
smack talk later.
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Right now we need something
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to help Launchpad
get the edge on BUDDY.
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Step into my laboratory.
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Your lab is in
the bathroom?
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Dr. Gearloose says this is
the perfect place for my work.
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I'm just now realizing
that remark
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may not have been
entirely complimentary.
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No matter!
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00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:06,437
So, how are we going to
soup up your car?
257
00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:08,773
Frictionless tires?
Oscillating overthruster?
258
00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:11,075
An engine that can bend
the very fabric of space itself?
259
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,176
Yes! All of that.
260
00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:13,845
Eh, I don't know
261
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,580
about all these gizmos.
262
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,681
Can't you just give me
a couple pointers
263
00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:18,016
on how to beat that robot?
264
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,951
Reprogramming a man's brain
to compete
265
00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:21,986
with a sophisticated
auto intelligence.
266
00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:23,621
Reprogram Launchpad?
267
00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:24,856
What about thinking
with your gut
268
00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:25,857
and getting dangerous?
269
00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:27,659
Well, if Mr. McD thinks
270
00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:30,028
this un-crashable robo-me
is so great,
271
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,130
I have to prove
I can get dangerous
272
00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:33,998
in the safest way possible.
273
00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:36,167
That's sure to get
Dr. Gearloose's attention.
274
00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:37,869
[Intern] It could work!
275
00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:39,270
[splashing]
276
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,839
I'll clean that later.
277
00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:45,443
[Intern]
Don't go over 32 miles per hour.
278
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,211
And hit all turns
at a safe
35-degree bend.
279
00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:49,814
And increase velocity
by 15% on straightaway.
280
00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:51,115
These visual cues will trigger
281
00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,717
psychosomatic synaptic reflexes
282
00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:54,018
to improve your performance.
283
00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:54,819
Did you get all that?
284
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,189
Yes.
285
00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:02,026
Welcome to the
Waddle test track!
286
00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:03,761
Time for the ultimate contest
287
00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,697
between man and machine.
288
00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:06,731
First around the block wins.
289
00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:07,899
Don't worry, Mr. McD.
290
00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:09,467
-I got this.
-Good lad.
291
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,069
Beat this bionic blackguard,
292
00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,970
and I can probably
talk Beaks down on price
293
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,072
when I buy
a fleet of them.
294
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,640
Anyway, good luck!
295
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:16,908
Hey, you're the best
296
00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:18,309
personal driver
I've ever had.
297
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,844
You got this!
298
00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:20,845
[intern] Follow the tips,
and you have
299
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,213
a 51% chance of winning.
300
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:23,981
And whatever you do,
play it safe.
301
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,316
Don't crash!
302
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,718
Wait, don't crash?
303
00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:29,587
Racers to your marks!
304
00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:31,690
Let's get dangerous!
305
00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:38,062
Get set...
306
00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:40,832
[imitates lasers]
307
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:41,866
Hmm?
308
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:45,103
That means go!
309
00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:56,047
And we're off.
310
00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:57,949
Hands at ten and two.
311
00:11:57,984 --> 00:12:00,017
Keep it in first gear.
312
00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:02,687
Or was that hands at ten
and one and second gear?
313
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,022
Where's the index?
314
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,825
Oh, no!
315
00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:10,795
[both]
Don't crash. Don't crash!
316
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:17,068
[grunts]
317
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:18,737
Gotta catch up!
318
00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:27,311
Uh, check your six.
Carry the two.
319
00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:29,314
[grunting]
Huh?
320
00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:33,084
[panting]
17, other number, Q!
321
00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:36,688
[BUDDY] Adjusting
for hazardous conditions.
322
00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:40,525
[Launchpad grunts]
323
00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:47,999
[Launchpad blubbering]
324
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:49,300
Whoa!
325
00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:52,303
[straining, grunts]
326
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:54,138
Oh! He's gonna do it!
327
00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:55,973
Go, you bumblebee-like savant!
328
00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:56,974
-Go!
-[groans]
329
00:12:57,009 --> 00:13:00,478
Whoo!
330
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:03,114
[groaning]
331
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:04,415
[grunts]
332
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:07,018
-[race horn blows]
-[sighs]
333
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,187
Ha ha! Yes! Did it!
334
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:12,023
Take that,
everyone who's not me!
335
00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:15,626
Impressive display, Beaks.
336
00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:17,328
You have really
built something here.
337
00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:19,964
[Gyro] Or did he?
I couldn't be sure
338
00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:21,999
until I saw how it performed
under pressure.
339
00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:24,268
The precision,
the deadly grace.
340
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:27,171
Oh, yes,
I've seen it before.
341
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:28,840
Ha ha!
342
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,877
Beaks Tech
is actually Bulb Tech!
343
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:34,178
That's how he beat me
to the punch.
344
00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:36,013
He stole my technology!
345
00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:38,783
Officer, arrest this man!
346
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,052
-Is this true?
-Of course not.
347
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,453
I didn't steal it from him.
348
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,121
I stole it from
a public online forum,
349
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:45,790
then "Beaks'd" it up.
350
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,526
How would one
of my inventions
351
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:51,395
end up online?
[gasps]
352
00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,231
-Oh, wow!
-You!
353
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,132
You circumvented
the kill switch.
354
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,168
Why didn't anyone else
on the message board
figure that out?
355
00:13:57,203 --> 00:14:01,405
You posted
my top-secret plans
on the Internet?!
356
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,874
You were having so much trouble
357
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,642
keeping your inventions
from turning evil,
358
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,311
so I turned to the Net
to crowdsource a solution?
359
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,213
Rah!
360
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:10,681
-[Intern blubbering]
-[Dewey] Easy! Easy!
361
00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:12,149
Gearloose,
calm down!
362
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,051
Fired!
363
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:15,620
No.
364
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:22,026
Uh, back to town, Mr. McD?
365
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:23,261
That's all right, Launchpad.
366
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,929
We'll ride
with Beaks and BUDDY
367
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:26,063
to sign the sales paperwork.
368
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:27,098
Come on, Dewey.
369
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:32,403
So, how did you keep
Bulb Tech from going bad?
370
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:34,272
-Say what, now?
-The morality circuits.
371
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,173
You modified them
to keep them from going evil.
372
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,676
No, I just made them
look less dorky.
373
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,278
They're
dumb robots, right?
374
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:43,948
Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no!
375
00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:47,151
[all screaming]
376
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,257
Room for one more?
377
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,926
[both sigh]
378
00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:57,128
I have so many ideas,
but I try too hard
379
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:58,696
hoping at least one of them
will stand out.
380
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,064
[distant screaming]
381
00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:01,732
Just vomiting them out
at random like,
382
00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:03,301
"Blah. Solve world hunger.
383
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,236
Blah. Infrared toothbrush."
384
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:06,938
I just wanna help people,
you know?
385
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:09,307
-[distant screaming]
-Make them better.
386
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,275
Why? Even if you
try to be better,
387
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,210
there always someone
better than you.
388
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,146
Maybe with built-in Wi-Fi.
389
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:16,247
You'll just be ignored.
390
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:19,650
Best to stop trying.
391
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:22,920
Man, is there anyone
having a worse day than us?
392
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,588
[all screaming]
393
00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:26,657
Churlish child locks!
394
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,459
Please remain seated.
395
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:31,162
Take that,
you pneumatic monstrosity!
396
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:32,663
Buckle up for safety.
397
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:35,132
Sanctimonious seatbelts!
398
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:37,335
Oh, we need a logic puzzle
to fry its circuits.
399
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:40,104
-Uh, robot, what is love?
-That's stupid!
400
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,672
Robot, could I
invent an element
401
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:43,574
so heavy even I
couldn't lift it?
402
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,976
[chuckles]
I definitely could.
403
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:46,610
No, you couldn't!
404
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,346
-Aah!
-[gasps]
405
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,181
Give it a rest,
geniuses!
406
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,518
[horn blowing]
407
00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:57,154
Yes, you've replaced me
with a cool robot car.
408
00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:58,356
I get it.
409
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,925
[group screaming]
410
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,828
BUDDY's gone glitchy.
411
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,330
-They're in trouble!
-What?
412
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,834
I may not be Mr. McD's driver
for much longer,
413
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,837
but he can still count on me
to get him where he's going.
414
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,472
I'll keep him busy.
You figure out a way
415
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,840
to get them out of that car.
416
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,375
I think I got
something for that.
417
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,377
You try corralling them
into a ravine, or--
418
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:20,845
I'll probably just
crash into it.
419
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,513
[engine revs]
420
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:23,848
Isn't that really,
really unsafe?
421
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,182
Tried playing it safe,
422
00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:26,551
old friend-- didn't work.
423
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:31,055
-Let's get dangerous.
-Let's get dangerous.
424
00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:47,605
♪♪
425
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,675
Launchpad!
426
00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:55,413
Give me your hand!
427
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:56,414
-[phone line ringing]
-Come on!
428
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,548
Pick up, pick up, pick up!
429
00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,150
[phone ringing]
430
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,851
[hoof tapping]
431
00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:02,386
Manny! Salvation!
432
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:03,888
I know we've had
our differences in the past,
433
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,423
but now we must put them aside
434
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,058
for the greater good
of scientific endeavor.
435
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:08,359
What say you?
436
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:13,230
It's me!
Fenton Crackshell Cabrera.
437
00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:15,366
Just put the phone
up to the floor!
438
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:23,241
Operating passcode:
Blathering blatherskite!
439
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,379
[Launchpad straining]
440
00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:32,216
Manny, did anything happen?
441
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:33,317
Whoa!
442
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,020
Please keep your hands and arms
443
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,456
inside the vehicle
at all times.
444
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:43,928
[grunts]
445
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:48,399
Aah!
446
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,070
Dewey!
447
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:57,475
[screaming]
448
00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:02,847
-[gasps]
-Gotcha!
449
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,957
[laughs]
Wow!
450
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:17,328
Hold on, I'll get you
out of here... somehow.
451
00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:18,996
Oh, good, another robot.
452
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:21,165
[suit]
Calculating options.
453
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,434
Activating shoulder blades.
454
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:26,103
I suggest you hold very,
very still.
455
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:28,105
[Scrooge groaning]
456
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,106
Oh, hey!
457
00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:30,908
[Beaks, Gyro exclaim]
458
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,878
-[suit buzzes]
-Come on!
459
00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:38,449
[suit]
Incoming threat.
460
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,484
Come on, suit, do something!
461
00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:42,987
Defense mode activated.
462
00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:45,289
Whoa, look out!
463
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:54,932
[Scrooge]
Who the blazes are you?
464
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,367
Call me...
465
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:58,335
Gizmoduck!
466
00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:00,705
-Gizmoduck?
-Gizmoduck.
467
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:03,674
Suit, make it stop.
Make it stop!
468
00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:06,343
Suit, help!
469
00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:09,547
Activating gluteal grapple.
470
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,448
Ack, miss!
Uh, something else!
471
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,484
Activating pectoral parachute.
472
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,755
[Gizmoduck]
Stop, stop!
473
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,492
Brakes! Brakes!
474
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:24,195
Aah!
475
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,763
Huh?
476
00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:33,037
-[gasping]
-You were a robot
this whole time, huh?
477
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,371
-Neat.
-I'm not a--
478
00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:36,407
Warning, incoming threat.
479
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:38,676
Move!
480
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,378
[tires squeal]
481
00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:54,458
-Aah!
-Aah!
482
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,896
[tires screeching]
483
00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:07,771
For your safety,
please stop the vehicle
484
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:09,406
and return
to the passenger seat.
485
00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:12,610
Looks like the only way
to survive is to crash.
486
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,478
Too dangerous!
Too dangerous!
487
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:24,722
[all laughing]
488
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,423
Take that,
you bucket of bolts.
489
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:27,858
Oh, I'm sorry, is that
offensive, or--
490
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,393
-I'm not a--
-[rocks crumbling]
491
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:34,198
[all screaming]
492
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,401
[suit]
Activate helmet-copter.
493
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:39,637
[laughs] Whoo-ooh!
494
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,273
I'm alive!
This is awesome!
495
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:45,476
Aww, looks like
somebody's first crash.
496
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,453
Have a good day, Mr. McD.
497
00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:57,454
Nice work today, Launchpad.
498
00:20:57,489 --> 00:20:58,589
See you tomorrow.
499
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,724
You're not gonna
replace me?
500
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,593
Replace you?
Don't be daft.
501
00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:03,927
Where would I ever
find a driver
502
00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:05,663
as crazy and dangerous
as I am?
503
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:09,600
Oh! Dewey told me about
your driver's license.
504
00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:11,602
Congratulations.
505
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:13,437
[grunts]
506
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:16,640
Aww, your approval is
all the driver's license I need.
507
00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:18,642
Come on.
[straining]
508
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:21,211
You should really
keep the license.
509
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,450
Sir, I was
cleaning out my desk
510
00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:28,085
when suddenly
the prototype armor
511
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,254
burst from the chamber like
so many split atoms, and--
512
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,656
Eh, save it.
You're not fired...
513
00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:34,491
Gizmoduck.
514
00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:36,660
[sighs] Scrooge
is always complaining
515
00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:38,262
my inventions
are dangerous.
516
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,497
This armor's gotta be
100% idiot proof,
517
00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:42,633
and, well, you're just
the idiot to prove it.
518
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,601
Oh, thank you, sir!
You won't regret this.
519
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,870
This project stays top secret
till it's out of beta.
520
00:21:46,905 --> 00:21:48,272
I won't tell a soul.
521
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,640
[Launchpad]
Bye, Gyro!
522
00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:50,808
Bye, Gizmoduck!
523
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:52,376
From now on.
524
00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:54,678
[sighs] Gizmoduck.
525
00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:57,081
What a stupid name.
526
00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:03,154
Gizmoduck--
I must have him.
527
00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:10,828
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