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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from
'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo ♪
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♪ Yeh-heah ♪
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,
pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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( horse neighing )
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( door creaking )
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Hey, that's a handicap spot.
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( playing keyboard )
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Ah, who's that?
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Look it.
He's hot.
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( gasps )
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Aah!
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Hey, Star.
I'm here to take you...
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to the Blood Moon Ball.
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Nope, nope, nope,
nope, nope.
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You need to leave
right now.
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Take your carriage and fire
and dead horse,
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and go back
to the underworld.
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Wait, I'm dead?
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Oh, come on, Starship.
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It's the Blood Moon Ball!
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It only happens once
every 667 years.
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We broke up!
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Period!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Star, hang on.
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I'm a changed man, okay?
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I've got a life coach,
Brian.
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Hey.
He's awesome.
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A happy bunny.
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And, and, I have been
anger-free
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for 53 days.
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53?
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Don't you wanna
pet my bunny?
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Well, he is adorable.
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Hi-yah!
Oh!
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Back off, demon!
Marco!
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( growling )
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Oh, no.
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Walk it out
and talk it out.
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Walk it out
and talk it out.
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Walk it out...
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Uh, you better run.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
Ha ha.
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No, no. Oh...
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Oh, that's why I got
my support system.
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I'm good.
Got the angries out!
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Everything is-- hoo--
under control.
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Marco, don't karate him.
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This is... Tom.
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Demon ex-boyfriend Tom?
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Nice to, uh, meet you,
Marco.
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What is he doing here?
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He wants to take me
to the Blood Moon Ball.
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Star, never go
with a predator
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to a second location.
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Look, I can see you're mad.
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You think I'm a total jerk.
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I get it.
But I have changed.
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Remember, I'm not
the only one with horns.
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Why didn't you tell me
I'm dead?
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( making karate-like groans )
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No pressure. If you decide
you want to go,
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just toll this bell.
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( flames whooshing )
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Oops, almost forgot
the little hammer.
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I hope I see you there.
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You're making
a big mistake, Star.
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Maybe, but it could
be fun.
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Why don't you just
stay here,
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where it's always fun?
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Like, guaranteed.
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Well, this is
a different kind of fun.
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Don't look.
I'm gonna change.
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I just don't trust Tom.
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Maybe I should go with you.
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Marco, you weren't
invited.
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Besides, you gotta trust me
to do the right thing for my--
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Self-aaah...
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, totally,
totally, totally.
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I just gotta stop
using magic on--
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on-- on my face.
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All I'm saying
is guys like Tom
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never change.
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Well, there's only one way
for me to find out.
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What do you think?
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You look amazing.
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Thanks, Marco.
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( strained whisper )
Don't go.
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( whispering )
I'm totally going.
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( deep, resonant gong )
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Mmm.
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Smells like burnt toast.
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Let's get this show
on the road!
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Which floor, mortal?
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Uh, I guess the bottom.
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Let me just
ride down with you.
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Good-bye, Marco.
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See you after
the Blood Moon Ball.
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Oooooh...
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( groaning )
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( flames wooshing )
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( groaning )
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, guys.
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I don't know what
you're about to do,
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but I want to keep things
low-key for Star.
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You want to turn
the Blood Moon Ball
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into a greeting card
holiday, go ahead.
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Wait, which one of you
said that?
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Me.
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No, okay, whoever
was just talking,
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raise your hand.
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Master Tom, Princess Butterfly
has arrived.
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Wow.
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Star Butterfly.
Don't you clean up nice!
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Uh, thank you...
I guess.
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I got you this.
What is it?
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It's a hair thing.
It goes in your hair.
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It'll help you
fit in down here.
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How sweet, Tom.
but, yeah.
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I kinda got
my on thing going on here.
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I'm pretty happy with it.
Let's go have fun now.
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( angry groan )
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You can be positive
that your anger is negative.
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( music playing on radio )
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I'll have my own
Blood Moon Ball
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in Star's bedroom,
where it's always fun.
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MAN'S VOICE:
Blood moon tonight.
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VOICE:
The moon of lovers.
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( eerily )
Smile.
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( both groaning )
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Beautiful.
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I'm so excited to be
covered in blood with you.
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But don't worry, it's not real.
It's from a unicorn.
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My best friend
is a unicorn.
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Well, they're not related.
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I'm not gonna bathe
in unicorn blood, Tom.
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( stifled angry groan )
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What's that hand doing
back there?
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Nothing.
Whoa, wait a second.
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Are you getting angry?
No.
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Look, you do you, Boo,
I'm gonna go get a drink.
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STAR:
Here he comes again.
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Hello, Henry.
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His name is Henry.
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You must be
Tom's date.
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I guess I am.
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Well, I hope you're happy.
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He made this whole
entire ball
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completely boring,
all for you.
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I wouldn't say
it's boring.
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Oh, really?
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Aloof attractive people.
Boring!
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Bubbling cauldrons that
don't even melt your flesh off.
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What is it,
nap time or something?
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'Cause I'm bored.
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Piece of garbage that
doesn't destroy the universe.
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Stupid cockroach
that lives inside.
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I'm over it already.
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( screaming, sobbing )
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You wanna dance?
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Her dance card's full.
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Oh, I get it.
I bet you think that, like,
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your soul, and, like,
her soul
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are totally gonna...
mmmmmm!
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What is "mmmmmm"?
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( speaker feedback,
clears throat )
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Good evening,
ladiesngennlebremen.
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It is my pleasure
that I request you now
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to turn your heads skyward
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when the light of the
blood moon drupples down,
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and selects
two lucky souls,
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binding them together
for eternity
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in its hypnotic,
ruby brodum.
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Whoa.
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( eerie organ music playing )
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Oh! That's the wrong
piece of music!
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This is gonna
drive me crazy.
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All right, don't go anywhere.
I'll be right back.
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Okay.
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Ooh.
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( hushed tone )
Star.
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( whispering )
Star. Star!
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( all gasp)
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Oh!
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( music playing )
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( gasps )
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( angry groan )
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Star...
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How did you know my name?
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It's me, Marco.
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( gasps )
Marco?
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00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:08,580
What are you doing here?
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Let's get outta here.
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This place is the worst.
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( angry growl )
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That dance was meant
for me!
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Walk it out...
No, Brian!
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( demonic roar )
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Let's go, Marco.
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( flames whooshing )
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( bell dings)
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00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:02,100
Thanks for the lift.
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00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:05,337
Ugh! So infuriating.
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00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:08,173
I hate to say it,
but I warned you about Tom.
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No, you!
You're infuriating.
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Me? I was just
trying to help.
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You don't trust me
to do things by myself.
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I'm 14.
I can handle a demon.
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I know you're trying
to look out for me,
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but you have to let me
figure things out on my own.
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I don't nee a hero.
I need a friend.
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( sighs )
You're right.
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I should have
trusted you.
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I'm sorry
I ruined your night.
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00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:45,543
Well, it wasn't
a total disaster.
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Now I know
you can dance.
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( both chuckle )
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Hat hair. Whoa!
Hat hair. Whoa!
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We both said--
We both said--
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The same thing.
The same thing.
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Okay, stop that.
Okay, stop that.
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( both gasp )
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( stifled laugh )
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( both laughing )
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00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,395
Well, that was new.
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Yeah, weird.
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00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:06,464
Now go make me
some nachos!
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00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:08,933
MARCO:
Okay.
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( pained cries )
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00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:15,507
How are you losing?
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You guys have, like,
200 pounds on her!
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( crying )
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00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:23,314
At least hit her
with a rock or something!
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( growling )
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00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,251
( frustrated groan )
250
00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:27,719
Whoo-hoo!
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00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,587
Off the cactus,
over the tree.
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Nothing but net!
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Unh!
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Told you I could do it.
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( all growling )
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Double or nothing.
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One kick,
seven monsters.
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Hyah!
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Noooo!
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After a victory
like this,
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there's only
one thing to do.
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Get Chinese food!
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00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,278
Ooh, Chinese food!
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I have no idea
what that is.
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( groaning )
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( angry cries )
267
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,621
( screaming )
268
00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:06,491
You guys are useless!
269
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,960
( groaning )
270
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,595
( squeaking indistinctly )
271
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:13,465
You're always screwing up
my brilliant plans.
272
00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:16,434
I need someone who can wrangle
you imbeciles.
273
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,636
Oh, go get change!
274
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:21,306
( bubbling )
275
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,674
Delicious.
276
00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:25,910
And it's so fun eating
with these tiny wands.
277
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:29,280
( "pew pew" shooting noises )
278
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,849
Oh, and there's cookies, too.
279
00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:34,986
I don't like the filling.
280
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:37,255
These are fortune cookies.
281
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,325
They can
magically predict the future.
282
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,861
What? No way.
283
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,929
"A friend will greet you
with a smile."
284
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,931
Aww, how sweet.
285
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:47,932
( gasping )
286
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,835
See, the cookies know all.
287
00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:53,838
No, it can't be.
288
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,641
"Think positive and good luck
will come your way."
289
00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,477
( excited shouting )
More cookies!
290
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,513
They're stale.
Gimme!
291
00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:03,882
You're a weird girl.
292
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:06,951
Wow, Star. Good luck
did come your way.
293
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,286
It did, it did.
294
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,554
These are incredible.
295
00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:11,956
Star?
296
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:16,294
APPLICANT:
Eh, previous job experience?
297
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,797
Nope. No one's ever been
dumb enough to hire me.
298
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,865
Weaknesses? I don't have any.
299
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:21,866
( blergh )
300
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,301
How am I under pressure?
301
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,335
Awesome!
302
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:25,503
LUDO:
Hmm, is that so?
303
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,739
Ah, yeah, um, why?
304
00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:29,474
Did you hear otherwise?
305
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,910
I can't take it anymore!
( screaming )
306
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,978
APPLICANT:
Where do I see myself
in ten years?
307
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,948
Oh, we're best friends,
and we hang out all the time
308
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,317
sharing feelings
and holding hands.
309
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,686
( incomprehensible garbling )
310
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,721
You make absolutely no sense.
311
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:44,756
Go away.
312
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:47,926
Soft. So soft.
313
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:48,927
LUDO:
Next!
314
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,061
LUDO:
Next!
315
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,062
LUDO:
Next!
316
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,497
LUDO:
Next!
317
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:56,534
These idiots are even dumber
than you idiots.
318
00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:01,539
West Mewnin swamp water.
319
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,441
Or, do you drink
from the bottle?
320
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,710
On days like this...
321
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,445
Tell me about it.
322
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,547
Oh, I'll tell you... ( garbled )
323
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:13,451
I've been trying to steal
a wand from a teenager.
324
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,119
It's harder than it ought to be.
325
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,055
Wait a second.
326
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:20,959
Where did you come from?
327
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,894
I let myself in.
When?
328
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,530
After you hired me.
I hired you?
329
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,698
I accept.
330
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,999
Excellent.
331
00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:31,102
MAN:
We'll start tomorrow.
332
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,137
Get some rest.
333
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:34,505
LUDO:
Uhh...
334
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,841
Did anybody catch his name?
335
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,545
Toffee?
336
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,381
I guess his name is Toffee.
337
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,550
( birds chirping )
338
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,386
Oh, wise and powerful cookies,
339
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,489
bestow your sugary prophecies
upon me.
340
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:52,490
Ehh...
341
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:53,458
Gotcha, Star.
342
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,159
Those fortunes aren't magic.
343
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:57,462
They're put there
by people in a factory.
344
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,397
Next you'll tell me
that's how they get
345
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,199
the snow in snow globes.
346
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,568
It's clear they're the work
of dark wizards.
347
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,703
I'm serious. They're not real.
348
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,139
They're just vague so you can
read things into them.
349
00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:12,110
"An unexpected visitor
will soon arrive."
350
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:17,548
See?
351
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:18,750
No one's here.
352
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,718
Now, who wants nachos?
353
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,520
Did someone say nachos?
354
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:26,190
Well, hello,
my unexpected visitor.
355
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:28,927
Ferguson, Star thinks
fortune cookies are magical.
356
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,561
Will you please tell
her they're not?
357
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,063
Now, whoa, man. Whoa.
358
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,498
Cookies are magical.
359
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,700
Once, I ate one
from the floor of a cab,
360
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,735
and I met my spirit animal
that night.
361
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,504
It was a wolf.
362
00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:44,475
Why are you suddenly
a non-believer?
363
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:47,178
"Reach for the stars
and achieve your dream."
364
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,513
( groaning )
365
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:49,480
( screaming )
366
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,549
( alarmed yelling )
367
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:52,717
Huh?
368
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,185
Pegasus feathers.
369
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:57,655
I have always dreamed
of having a skylight in here.
370
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,157
( groaning )
371
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,225
Blindly following
these fortune cookies
372
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:03,594
is the best decision
I've ever made.
373
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,163
Can you give me a hand?
374
00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:09,500
Yes.
375
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:13,638
Okay, Toffee,
I'm going to show you
what we're working with here.
376
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,139
♪ This is my house,
this is my house ♪
377
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,641
♪ This is my...
my house ♪
378
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,476
♪ This is my house,
this is my... ♪
379
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,044
♪ This is my house,
this is my house ♪
380
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:21,079
♪ This is my... ♪
381
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,847
( yelling )
382
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,649
( groaning, screaming )
383
00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:27,986
Guess I'm doomed, huh?
384
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:30,888
Be honest. I can handle it.
Ludo, Master.
385
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:35,159
The girl thinks the messages
in her cookies are fortunes.
386
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,694
She does whatever they say.
387
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,529
Interrupting!
388
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,566
Well, Toffee.
Give it to me straight.
389
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,735
Are my monsters the worst ever,
or what?
390
00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:45,103
Uh...
391
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,538
( groaning, cracking )
392
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,875
Oh, man. It's stuck.
393
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:56,514
Maybe we can do something
with those fortune cookies.
394
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,549
What? What is... what, what?
395
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,551
You sure you trust him, boss?
396
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,120
Of course.
397
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:07,125
Oh, last cookie.
398
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:09,660
I can't wait to get more.
399
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:10,995
Star, I'm telling you,
400
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,964
they'll back me up
at the restaurant.
401
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:15,066
Food can't predict the future.
402
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,701
Sure it can.
403
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,936
On Mewni, there's a place
where you can get calzones
404
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:20,571
that'll tell you
how you're going to die.
405
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,909
You will die from choking
on a calzone.
406
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:27,545
Just kidding.
Heh heh.
407
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,914
A giant's going to sit
on your face.
408
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,983
♪♪
409
00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:35,019
♪ My house, my house ♪
410
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,989
What are they doing?
Shh.
411
00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:40,658
I think one of them's
about to get served.
412
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,593
♪ This is my house,
this is my... ♪
413
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:48,032
Well done.
414
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:52,837
( growling )
415
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,908
Fooled you, ha ha ha!
416
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,676
Hi-ya--
Hold on.
417
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:02,013
"Love is always the answer."
Hmm.
418
00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:04,715
What?! Not in this case.
Fighting is.
419
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,652
Sorry, Marco.
It's not the will of the cookie.
420
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,821
Really? Now? Whoa!
421
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,725
Hugs.
422
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,664
There's the wand.
423
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:20,798
I can totally grab it.
424
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,733
Patience.
425
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:23,768
( sad moan )
426
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,269
Hi-ya!
( clucks )
427
00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,777
Star, forgot
that stupid fortune.
428
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:33,845
Help me!
429
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:34,979
Sparkle, don't fight.
430
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,781
Then they'll stop fighting you.
431
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,650
STAR:
Trust the cookie.
( laughing )
432
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,185
MARCO:
Hey, let me out!
433
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:42,787
Hey, hey!
434
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,790
You guys really need some hugs.
435
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,925
It's actually working.
436
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:51,996
Love is always the answer.
437
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,965
( excited yelping )
There it is!
438
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,199
Out of my way!
439
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:56,701
( excited squealing )
440
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,936
Mine! Mine!
441
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:02,206
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Back off, dude.
442
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,775
I've been waiting for this
since middle school.
443
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:04,775
What?
444
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:09,147
You idiots
are screwing up the plan.
445
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,649
Plan?
446
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,750
Huh?
447
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:15,720
( sighs )
448
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:18,322
Okay, look, Star.
This is really hard to say,
449
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,957
but, if this is going to go
any further,
450
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,059
I want our relationship
to have a foundation of honesty.
451
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:23,094
Me, too.
452
00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:24,962
So confused.
453
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,764
Fortune cookies aren't real.
454
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,766
It was all a trap so Ludo
could steal your wand.
455
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,301
( panicked squeals )
456
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,702
Anyway, I hope--
457
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,671
We hope...
458
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,907
We hope
this isn't a deal breaker.
459
00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:42,246
You know what this means,
don't you, Star?
460
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:43,781
Oh, yeah.
461
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,683
Love is never the answer.
462
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,753
Oh, man. I wanted to say it.
463
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,988
Mega mushroom destruction blast.
464
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,056
( whimpering )
465
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,325
( screaming )
466
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,270
Welcome to my life.
467
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,309
( groaning )
Sorry, I should have
listened to you.
468
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,945
Obviously you know better
than a dessert.
469
00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:15,346
No, it's my fault.
470
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,148
I shouldn't
have messed with you
471
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,317
and said those fortunes
were magical in the first place.
472
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,318
( door opening )
473
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,953
Oh, weird perky girl.
474
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:23,721
You want some more
stale cookies?
475
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,723
Who could say no to that?
476
00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:31,062
( chuckles )
What? They're not real fortunes,
477
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:33,431
but they're still real cookies.
478
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,735
"A great evil
has been unleashed."
479
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,437
BOTH:
Ooooohh.
480
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:43,407
Cheers.
481
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,111
That was the closest
we've ever come,
482
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:50,281
but that girl
always gets the best of me.
483
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,850
Yes, well,
you're not the first monster
484
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,885
to fall victim to their magic.
485
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:57,121
LUDO:
Things will be different
when I get the wand.
486
00:20:57,123 --> 00:21:00,524
( laughs, makes "pew pew"
shooting sounds )
487
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:10,901
♪ I think Earth
is a pretty great place ♪
488
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:14,872
♪ That's saying something
'cause I've been
through outer space ♪
489
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:18,309
♪ I think it suits me,
it's just my style ♪
490
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:22,346
♪ I think I'm gonna stay
a little while ♪
491
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:26,884
♪ I think that strangers are
just friends you haven't met ♪
492
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:30,521
♪ I'm blasting monsters
and I never break a sweat ♪
493
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:34,992
♪ I'm really thinking
I could call this place home ♪