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♪♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from
'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo ♪
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♪ Yeh-heah ♪
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,
pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from
another dimension ♪
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( clearing throat )
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Okay, quiet, everyone.
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Quiet!!
Oh.
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I assume you all brought
your swords.
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Uh... what?
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It said on the invitation
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you're supposed
to bring a sword.
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I was a little confused
by your invitation.
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I'm not confused.
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This is clearly a drawing
of meat.
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I came for the meat.
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I think everyone's
just wondering why they're here.
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Uh, it's the 37th
of Grovnok.
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- Mewnipendence Day.
- ( Ferguson coughs )
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( frustrated groan )
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Mewnipendence Day.
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Along time ago arrived the first
settlers of Mewni.
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( boat noises )
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A modest people
with noble pursuits--
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life, liberty,
and corn.
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But the wicked monsters
rose up and attacked
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the innocent Mewnans
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to re-steal Mewni
for themselves.
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So the queen
used her magic
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to turn the simple peasants
into a fearsome army.
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And then there was fighting.
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Fighting, fighting,
fighting, fighting.
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And the Mewnans won.
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Ta-da!
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( imitating fireworks
exploding )
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Wait. But you just blew
past all the important parts.
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- When do we eat?
- We feast after we re-enact
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the great monster
massacre!
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Now please split into
two teams--
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monsters and Mewnans.
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- Can I be a human?
- You are a monster.
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That's why you
were invited.
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Why do I always
get picked to...
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- I wanna be a Mewman.
- I wanna be a Mewman.
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( all chattering )
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You get to be
my general.
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Thanks.
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Lookin' pretty good.
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Now we can begin
making costumes,
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and after that,
the blood battle
can commence.
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Yes, Marco.
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What's that?
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Oh, that's just
an all-seeing eye.
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It follows you
around all day.
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It's staring at me.
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Don't worry, it's just
to remind the monsters
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that the royal family
is always watching.
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It's not actually
watching you, though.
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( laughs )
That would be weird.
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This is amazing!
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She thinks
it's the all-seeing eye,
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but it's not.
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It is the most
efficient way to spy
on your enemies.
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( giggling )
I can see her pores.
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What secrets
lie beneath?
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Ludo, Master.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah...
( makes kissing noises )
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Look at this.
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Now we can watch Star
wherever she goes.
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In the kitchen,
bedroom, even in the bathroom.
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Uh... sir?
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Maybe we don't
keep the bathroom channel.
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But Ludo, this eye
only has one eye.
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My face has two.
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That's twice the number
of the eyes.
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Now that you don't have
any spy stuff to do,
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you should get us
some popcorn and milkshakes.
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I'm pretty sure we're gonna
binge-watch this baby
all night.
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You can join us if you want,
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as long as you keep quiet
and sit in the back.
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She doesn't even know
we're watching her.
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Sometimes your biggest threat
is right under your nose.
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My nose is in my beak.
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Mm-hmm.
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( straining )
There.
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That'll keep your entrails
from becoming your out-trails.
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My pillow.
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Hey, Star, I've been
looking through your...
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Hold on.
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I've been looking
through your book,
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and, uh, something
seems off.
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What do you mean?
Let me see.
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Oh, okay.
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Wow, you're right, Marco.
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I can't believe
I didn't notice that before.
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Sharper, sharper,
stabbier,
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and you need to be on
a Warnicorn.
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And now, for the monsters.
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Hey, what do we get?
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Hello. You're monsters.
Use your claws.
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( growling )
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Star, I know the monsters
are bad and all,
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but this seems unfair.
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Unfair?
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Do something.
He's writhing in pain.
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Oh, never mind.
He stopped.
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Mom.
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Owie.
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Comrades, it's beginning.
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Toffee replaced me
with electronic eye.
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- Uh, we don't care.
- But you should.
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Pretty soon,
Toffee will replace you
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with electronic
ice cream cone,
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and you with another
electronic ice cream cone.
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And you with...
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What is it you do
exactly?
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Um, there's two of us,
so... maybe that's a thing.
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Are you finished?
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Gentlemen, allow me to direct
your attention
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to our new
surveillance device.
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Princess Butterfly
is re-enacting
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our favorite holiday,
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the great monster massacre.
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My least favorite
holiday.
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Don't worry, we can take
advantage of this opportunity.
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Why send an army
after the wand
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when it can be
hand delivered?
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( gasps )
Oh, isn't that a thing thing?
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And it's not like
she's going to notice
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a real monster.
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Those aren't real?
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Okay.
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Now, who'd like to bring
Ludo his wand?
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( all mumbling )
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I will go.
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I thought you might,
you fat bag of garbage.
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- I'm so sorry,
Ferguson.
- Come on!
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Hey, Star,
everything's
set up.
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We'll get started
whenever you give
the signal.
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Or not, and we can
just go eat.
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No, it's okay.
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It'll be fun.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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Knights of Mewni,
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Take up your
stabby weapons,
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and drive out
the evil monsters!
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ALL: Wow!
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( battle cries )
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I can't do this.
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Make me invisible.
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- I'm so sorry,
Ferguson.
- Come on!
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Careful.
What a massacre.
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Please don't hurt me.
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( laughs )
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( stammering )
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( gasping )
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What is he doing?
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Ferguson?
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Ferguson!
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I am so sorry.
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Marco was right,
this is unfair.
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Ferguson, are you okay?
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I'm fine.
I'm just invisible.
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All right, let's go
eat some corn.
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ALFONZO: Yeah,
I need to sit down
for a few days.
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What a disgrace.
This is what you get
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when you hire people
from the swamp.
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Let's watch again.
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I'm telling you,
this thing,
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it didn't work.
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- It works fine for me.
- He sabotaged it.
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I rescued you from
a life in the swamp.
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I took you in,
I gave you pants,
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and this is what
you do to repay...
wait a minute.
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Where are your pants?
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Uh, well...
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Oh, get real!
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You've brought shame
on this house.
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Now go to your room.
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I don't know what to do
about that one.
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Should I take away
his milkshake privileges?
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Seriously? This was
idiot-proof.
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I think you know
what you have to do.
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Uh...
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No, wait. No!
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Well, that was
pretty hardcore.
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You did what
had to be done.
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( chattering )
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Um, are you sure
this is accurate?
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You know what?
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I think it's time
we just put the book away.
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Okay.
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No.
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Nope.
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Reading in the tub
is not...
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a sure-fire fun way
to spice up a dull day.
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Hmm.
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Today might be the day
I face my biggest fear.
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Boredom.
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Maybe today's the day
I renounce my vow
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to never have a dull day.
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Today I will look
boredom in its eyes,
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those beady little
black eyes,
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like tiny little
black fists.
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I'll look into those eyes
and I will say...
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Oh, wait, never mind.
What's this? Oh!
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The banagic wand.
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Earth's coolest
magical treat.
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( gasps )
Earth magic!
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I swear to baby dolphin
giggles,
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I will find
the banagic wand
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before this day is done...
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or die trying.
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Or my name's not
Star Butterfly.
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As me as my witness,
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I'll never go bored again!
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And anything else
I'm supposed to say
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to make this official.
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Whoo-hoo!
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I don't know
where I'm going.
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Hmmm.
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Ah, "as featured on TV."
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But I saw it in
this magazine.
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Mmm. Aha!
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A riddle.
( laughs )
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But I'm terrible at riddles.
Need Marco.
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( inhaling deeply )
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- Marco!
- Ah!
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- Earth magic. Look.
- That thing from TV?
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( gasps )
You've seen it?
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Yeah. It's one of those
late night commercials.
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So it does exist.
To the TV!
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I can't. I've gotta get
to my karate class.
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Your new kidney
came from a werewolf.
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Glitter Grenade Rewind.
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It's so hot.
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And I'm so bored.
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What are they gonna do?
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It's a little bit
of banana,
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and a little lot of magic.
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Designed by leading
freeze-ologists,
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the banagic wand uses
state-of-the-art
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molecular ice-stronomy
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to frostulate
your sizzle zones and...
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- Mmm.
- I'm totally
chilled out.
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There's enough banagic fun
for all my friends to enjoy.
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( all exclaiming
happily )
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Friendship magic.
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Available at better stores
near you.
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Better stores?
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Supplies are limited.
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Let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go!
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I can't.
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I have karate.
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Today we're learning
how to channel
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our emotions.
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To a better store
near us.
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- Did you hear
anything I just said?
- ( humming )
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♪ A little bit of banana,
a little lot of magic ♪
274
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,848
Star, I can't go now.
275
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,649
And I'm not sure you have
a firm enough grasp
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on Earth culture
to go on your own.
277
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,988
Hey, get out of yard box,
you scoundrel!
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00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,357
Hide your dragon eggs
somewhere else.
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00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,359
Okay, I'm ready.
Let's go.
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00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,695
- ( groans )
- Marco, we're not moving.
281
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:27,532
You push these little thingies
with your feet.
282
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,467
Honestly, Marco,
sometimes I wonder
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if you have a firm grasp
on this Earth stuff.
284
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:34,572
Oh, too slow.
Bunny Rocket Blast!
285
00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:41,412
Karate class?
286
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,414
Marco, we don't
have time for detours.
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00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,850
The commercial said
we have to hurry
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while supplies last.
Focus on the quest.
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00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,555
This is where I'm going.
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Karate.
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00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,124
I am not going with you.
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00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,994
Dear, sweet Marco.
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I commend him for making it
this far on the journey,
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and vow to complete
the quest in his honor.
295
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,535
Good-bye, sweet Marco.
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00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,484
The store is guarded
by a werewolf.
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00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:22,120
I wish you no harm,
werewolf.
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00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:25,056
All I seek
is the banagic wand.
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00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,558
Is this a better store?
300
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,460
Uh, better than what?
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00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,696
( frustrated groan )
More riddles.
302
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,698
I wish Marco
was still with us.
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00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:38,569
You must learn to channel
what is deep inside you.
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00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:39,971
Diaz, name an emotion.
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00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,973
- Uh, hunger.
- Channel your hunger, Diaz.
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Channel your emotions
to brave the gauntlet of fire!
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00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:51,549
Wait, we're gonna walk
on those?
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00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,751
( evil laughter )
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00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:56,220
- ( door bell rings )
- Uh, that one's okay.
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00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:59,557
but there's a better store
down on Main and Riverside.
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A better store near me.
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00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:04,595
There's a better store
on Main and Riverside?
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00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:07,765
- Yeah.
- Whoo-hoo!
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00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:10,001
Which way is
Main and Riverside?
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00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,569
Aha!
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Diaz, approach.
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Classic Marco.
Writhing in agony.
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( growls )
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00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:37,595
Okay, I'm on Main Street.
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00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,864
Now, where is
Riverside?
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00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:43,634
( gasps )
A river and its side.
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I found it!
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00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,271
Like I knew I would.
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00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,777
Ahoy, matey.
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00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:58,149
- Pirates.
- That's what we arrgh.
326
00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:01,619
Now come with me
to Davey Jones' fish locker.
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00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,855
Okay, pirate.
328
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,656
I am at your mercy,
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00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,693
for I am but
your helpless prisoner.
330
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,829
Not true. I'm a powerful
princess from another dimension,
331
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:14,065
and I'm gonna get us
all out of here.
332
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,067
Freedom is nigh!
333
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,604
Arrgh, ma'am?
334
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,676
Surrender, pirates.
335
00:17:28,914 --> 00:17:30,581
Huh?
336
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,651
Stay back, you
bloodthirsty savages.
337
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,554
- Tiara Tornado!
- Enough!
338
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:40,591
Do you surrender, pirate?
339
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:41,859
We aren't pirates.
340
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:45,563
This is a pirate-themed
restaurant.
341
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,566
( nervous giggle )
342
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,835
Do you know where
I can find a better store?
343
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,837
( screaming )
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A better store.
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00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:06,617
MAN: There she is!
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00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:10,621
Can I borrow this?
Thanks so much.
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00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,589
Bye.
348
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,624
My baby's in there.
349
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,660
Oh, no, there he is.
350
00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:19,931
( all yelling )
351
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,733
Oh, no!
Starlight Foot Smash!
352
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:28,339
Miranda, I swear, if you
wear fuzzy boots to my party,
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00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,808
I will break
your feet off.
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00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,610
What the...
355
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,312
Brittany, you've gotta help me.
356
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:35,947
There's an angry mob
after me.
357
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,248
Could you throw 'em
off my trail?
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00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,317
Tell them I went
that way? Thanks. Bye!
359
00:18:41,086 --> 00:18:42,687
She went in there.
360
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:46,657
And here we have
Marco Diaz
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00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,292
approaching
the gauntlet of fire.
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00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,795
It's been a tough 14 years
for Diaz.
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00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:54,799
No girlfriend, can't seem
to get past green belt.
364
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:58,336
That history of failure must be
suffocating him right now.
365
00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,637
Jeremy, get out of here!
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00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,806
I'm trying to channel
my emotions.
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00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,141
( camera clicks )
368
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:09,247
Fail, fail, fail.
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00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,215
Enough!!
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00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,702
You little twerp.
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00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,838
Diaz, wait!
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00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,673
- Huh?
- You did it!
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00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:42,246
( laughs )
I did it.
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00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:43,748
I understand now, sensei.
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00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,183
Diaz.
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00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,084
- This was all a part...
- Diaz.
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00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,253
- You had Jeremy act...
- Diaz!
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00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:51,756
Foot fire, buddy.
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00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,395
( shivering )
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00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,964
They're magnificent,
aren't they?
381
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:03,801
You! Time to pay for
what you've done.
382
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,737
Are they talking to you?
383
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:09,707
Mm-hmm.
384
00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:14,245
Wreck my store?
385
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,214
I'll show you.
386
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,915
Okay, you guys
need to chill out.
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00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,785
( gasps )
388
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,987
The banagic wand.
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00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,389
♪ A little bit of banana,
a little lot of magic ♪
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00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,225
Designed by leading
freeze-ologists,
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00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,193
the banagic wand uses
state-of-the-art
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00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:32,463
molecular ice-stronomy
to frostulate your sizzle zones
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00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:36,033
and chill you out!!
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00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,239
Star, I'm back.
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00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,140
You still wanna go... huh?
396
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:46,410
Hey, Marco.
I conquered my boredom.
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00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,145
( all cheering )
398
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,880
Hey.
399
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:54,085
Here. I went downtown
by myself.
400
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,020
I know. I was there.
401
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:58,122
It was way easy.
402
00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:00,491
I guess you could say
I've totally mastered Earth.
403
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,893
Sorry I underestimated you.
404
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,762
You underestimated me?
405
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:08,532
Uh... yeah.
I did.
406
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:10,835
Sorry.
407
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,436
This stuff looks
delicious though.
408
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:18,142
- Why did you...
- There was a fly on it.
409
00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:25,416
♪ I think Earth
is a pretty great place ♪
410
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,318
♪ That's saying something ♪
411
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,887
♪ 'Cause I've been
through outer space ♪
412
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:33,924
♪ I think it suits me,
it's just my style ♪
413
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:37,862
♪ I think I'm gonna stay
a little while ♪
414
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:40,097
♪ I think that strangers
are just friends ♪
415
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,932
♪ You haven't met ♪
416
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:45,870
♪ I'm blasting monsters
and I never break a sweat ♪
417
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:49,473
♪ I'm really thinking I could
call this place home ♪