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♪♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from
'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo ♪
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♪ Yeh-heah ♪
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,
pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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Star, let's go.
We've been here for hours.
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No. We are not leaving until
the old donuts get thrown out.
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( whistling )
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- Evening, Marco.
- Evening, Pete.
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Ah!
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Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.
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Star. Some lady
just got your donuts.
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What?
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( shuddering )
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Mina.
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You're Mina Loveberry.
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You caught me.
Are you a cop?
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That's Mina Loveberry.
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I have no idea
who that is.
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Marco, she's
the greatest warrior
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- to ever live.
- Uh, her?
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I lost my bag.
Has anyone seen
my bag?
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That's a lady who's
lost her marbles.
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No, she's
Mina Loveberry.
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- Hello.
- Mewni's greatest
protector.
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At least, I think
that's her.
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Well, why don't you
see for yourself?
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No, no, no.
Marco, no!
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- Hello, Mina.
- Hello.
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What are you doing
on Earth?
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I'm on vacation.
Doctor's orders.
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What are you gonna do
on your vacation?
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I will let the soul
be my guide
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and wander off
to the depths
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of this unseen planet.
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Wow!
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That's what you say
when you've lost your marbles.
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Marco, just...
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There is actually
a really great park
across the street.
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Fantastic!
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The perfect place
to view humanity
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at its most docile.
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I will leave
in two seconds.
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Boy, what a weirdo.
Star?
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Oh, no.
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Wait. Wait, Mina.
Wait.
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Teach me your way,
O great warrior.
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Hmm. Yeah. Okay.
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Really?
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O great Mina,
you will not be disappointed.
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But ain't nothin'
for free.
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You're gonna have to do
something for me.
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Anything.
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Get this bag
off my head.
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Ooh, ow.
A, E, I, O, U!
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Welcome to the Echo Creek
Mud Pits.
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Here, we will answer
all of your questions
about mud.
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Finally.
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Today, I go
where Mina goes.
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Look at us; we're already
basically best friends.
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Inseparable.
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Boy, are you guys in for
a real educational treat today.
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Lesson number first.
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In becoming
a great warrior,
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one must cleanse
their mind
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from sinking thought.
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So... just don't think?
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Don't think.
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Oh, it feels so good.
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Oh!
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We are mud sisters.
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Wait a second.
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Where's my camera,
where's my telescope,
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where's my sketch pad?
What the heck is that?
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Observe the wooly mammoth,
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who may or may not have
walked through these mud pits
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19 million years ago.
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We're not really sure.
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Ride, my great beast.
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Ride to the cloud city
of Cloudlandia!
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Get down, ya weirdo.
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Come on, big boy.
Let's get to movin'.
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Uh, ma'am, you leave
that mammoth alone.
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I command ye to move.
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That's it. I'm comin' in
to get you, ma'am.
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Sorry, you can't
be doin' that.
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Whoa, goin' down.
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What a cruel
twist of fate.
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Star, she's
clearly lost it.
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I am the conqueror
of the beast.
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No autographs.
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Lesson number one, Marco.
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Just stop thinkin'.
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Now, class,
meaning you,
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our next lesson is of
utmost importance
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to the survival
of a warrior.
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We're gonna learn how to
make some weapons.
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The higher I go,
the closer I get
to reaching the stars.
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Be resourceful with
finding material.
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( girl screams )
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See? Now I have
a sturdy chain
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to chain stuff with.
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Easy breezy taco peasy.
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Go make your own
warrior weapon.
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All right, Star,
you got this.
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It's just like
arts and crafts,
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but with weapons.
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Which ones are yours?
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( sighs )
Those two.
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( screaming )
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Oh, bless your soul.
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Come on, Star,
anything can be a weapon.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Look at this string.
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How lucky could I be?
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And what is this?
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A pine cone?
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Everything's comin' up Star.
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Let go of my bat,
you naughty lady.
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Mina, did you finish
building your weapon yet?
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I have created
the most deadly of maces.
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Awesome!
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You know, I'm actually
pretty proud of mine, too.
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Uh, kazza kazza wha?
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It is a pine cone
tied to a string,
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and then, I put some flowers
on it and drew a face.
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I call him Davey.
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Fantastic!
Ho!
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Ho!
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When they turn
18, they're the
government's problem.
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Hot dogs here.
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Get your hot dogs.
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Hot dogs.
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Lesson number tres.
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You gotta gather intel.
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Sh, someone may be listening.
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Learn from
your new surroundings.
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Learn from new
surroundings.
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Oh, sorry.
I didn't know
it was a wig.
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Who is your ruler
on this planet?
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Not from around here,
are we?
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- She's a foreigner.
- Oh, how exotic.
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This is the United States
of America.
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We don't have any rulers here.
We're free.
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But who makes the rules?
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We make our own rules
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through the radical
process of voting.
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( screeching )
Just trying to wrap
my head around this.
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You mean you vote if you
can do something or not?
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That's right,
little lady.
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- So I can do this?
- Sure.
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- And this, too?
- You betcha.
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Is this legal?
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Actually,
that's arson.
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Freedom!
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ALL: Freedom!
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MINA: No chains
or limitations.
I'm freedom!
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We have learned there are
no rules on this planet.
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It's an anything goes
fight to the death.
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Star, wait.
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You've gotta stop this.
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Stop what?
What am I doing?
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You guys ruined
the entire park today.
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Marco, Mina was my idol
growing up.
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Imagine if you randomly
met your idol one day,
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- and didn't
follow them around.
- But your idol is bananas.
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Look, thanks for trying
to look out for me.
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But I'm gonna go train
with my hero.
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- Fine. I'm just gonna
enjoy the park by myself.
- ( siren )
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Sir, we're gonna have to
ask you a couple questions.
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All right, step one.
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Just stop thinking.
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Step two,
make a weapon.
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Step tres,
gather intel.
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( panting )
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Mina, I made it!
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Come, little mud face.
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You must partake in
the warrior's ritual.
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Step inside
the circle of animals.
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- Now, repeat these words:
- Repeat these words.
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- Not these words,
the ones coming.
- Right. Sorry.
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O great battle lords.
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O great battle lords.
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- Please protect us.
- Please protect us.
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Carry our foes off to
the depths of space and time
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so they may forever live in
the ruins of our victory.
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( muttering gibberish )...
victory.
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Lead us to the battle,
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and you shall bathe in
our conquests. Ha!
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( making weird noises )
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So, mud sister,
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what are we battling?
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Some demons? Gargoyles?
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- Them people.
- Joggers?
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No, ding-dong.
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All the people
of this forsaken planet.
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( laughs )
No. You don't mean that.
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That's wacky talk.
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What these little ants
lack is a ruler.
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And guess who's
gonna give 'em one?
Bink.
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- Now, kneel before
your new ruler.
- Okay.
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We're gonna have
so much fun rulin'
these folks.
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I've made a huge mistake.
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So a gonzo donut collector
came out of a dumpster.
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- Uh-huh.
- To teach your friend,
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another gonzo donut collector
in a dumpster.
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- Yep.
- And together,
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they destroyed
a family park?
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Yeah. If I was trying
to cover my butt,
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I'd say the exact
same thing.
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MINA: Kneel before
me, minions.
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I am the greatest warrior
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that this world
has ever known!
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( siren wailing )
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Let's ride.
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Mina, I can't
take over the Earth.
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Aw, of course you can.
You're a warrior now.
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Now let's start by
rounding up the rest
of these folks,
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and pushin' 'em off
this here ledge.
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( nervous giggle )
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Mina, I care about Earth.
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I don't wanna conquer it.
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I thought you cared about
being a warrior.
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I guess I thought
being a warrior
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was something different.
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Uh, excuse me, miss.
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- Don't we get
a vote in this?
- ALL: Yeah!
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What are you,
a bunch of comedians?
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We ain't votin' on this.
I'm your ruler now.
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Mm, all those in favor
of the crazy lady
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being our new ruler,
raise your hands.
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One, two...
six. okay.
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All those opposed.
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One, two...
five, six.
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Looks like we have
ourselves a draw.
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Hey, did anybody
not vote?
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Me.
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I didn't vote.
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Come on.
You got mud on your face.
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We're a team.
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We can rule
this land together.
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Mud sister.
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No. You're bananas, Mina.
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Like the bad kind.
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Hey, freedom wins again.
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00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:46,111
( cheering )
260
00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,146
I thought you were
a warrior.
261
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:51,182
You're just a little girl
living on a stupid
freedom planet.
262
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:54,119
- You don't even
deserve this.
- Davey!
263
00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:58,323
I wouldn't dare rule over
this looney bin.
264
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,125
- ( siren blaring )
- Attention, citizens.
265
00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:02,360
- We are looking for--
- She's in there.
266
00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,197
Uh, there's
nothing inside.
267
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,999
Magic does exist.
268
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,236
I repeat, magic...
does exist.
269
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,205
You were right, Marco.
270
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:16,841
Mina was a lady
with no marbles.
271
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,376
You wanna go check
behind the French bakery
272
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:20,278
for some day-old
baguettes?
273
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,980
Of course I do.
274
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,848
Boop.
275
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,418
Mud sister.
276
00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:38,029
- Camping!
- ( screams )
277
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,131
What's up, nature?!
278
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,400
You're gonna get tamed!
279
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:45,370
( buzzing )
280
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,506
( gasps )
Nature's touching me.
281
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,909
Hey, little guy.
282
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,310
( gasps )
283
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,979
Cataclysmic total extinction
death blast!
284
00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:57,515
Star, we're not on Mewni.
285
00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,551
( buzzing )
286
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,386
Nature's nice here.
You'll see.
287
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,388
We'll do some fishing,
a little hiking,
288
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,391
and then... this!
289
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,859
( gasps )
290
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,828
A treasure map?
291
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:12,030
What? No.
It's Old Youthful.
292
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,232
One of the oldest
geysers on Earth.
293
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,768
- And guess when
it's erupting.
- Today?
294
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:20,605
Mmmm-hmmmm.
295
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,774
Well, we got
a big day ahead.
296
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,709
Let's get started.
297
00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:26,244
Aren't your parents coming?
298
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,012
Nah. You know how
most parents show
299
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:30,348
slide shows of
their vacation?
Mine show paintings.
300
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,951
And done. Next.
301
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,021
So it's just
the two of us then?
302
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:39,090
Yeah. Is that okay?
303
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:42,427
( explosion )
304
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:55,440
Camping!!
305
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,941
Dad!
306
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:05,950
Dad, oh, it's always
great to see you.
307
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,318
But what are you
doing here?
308
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,554
( straining )
309
00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:15,293
What, I can't go camping
with my own daughter?
310
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,262
I taught you how to camp.
311
00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:20,398
Yeah, and now Marco's
showing me how to go
camping here on Earth.
312
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,500
Really? Is he showing you
313
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:25,837
how to stalk
a Narinthian tar beast
314
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:29,574
for eleven days
with no food,
315
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,843
no sleep,
and no clothes?!
316
00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,978
No, Dad, nature's
really nice here.
317
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,914
Look at what it gave me.
318
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:38,149
Love bites.
319
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,785
Here, Marco. Show Dad
how to Earth fish.
320
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,187
Yeah, sure.
321
00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:46,357
Whoa. So, how do I...
322
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,459
Amazing. Now what?
323
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,261
You're already doing it.
324
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,830
Yay, Dad!
325
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,767
Now we just sit
and wait.
326
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,775
You wait for the fish
to come to you?
327
00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:06,377
Just relax
and take it all in.
328
00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:08,780
( breathing deeply )
329
00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:11,382
Ah!
Smell that? Okay.
330
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,717
Where'd he go?
331
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,719
Fishing!!
332
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,355
Take that and that.
333
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,624
Is that what fishing
on Mewni looks like?
334
00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:24,529
It says Old Youthful
actually got its name
335
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,331
from early settlers
who believed
336
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,799
that it had
rejuvenating powers.
337
00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:28,833
That sounds really--
338
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:30,368
Boring!
339
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,370
Why are we walking
so slow?
340
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:35,006
Well, I was trying
to take it easy,
341
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,375
'cause, you know,
what you did to your foot.
342
00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:40,578
But I don't
even feel it.
343
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,981
Come on, let me
magic you up some boots.
344
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,716
I don't need any of that.
345
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,251
I don't even need feet.
346
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,585
Can you do this, huh?
347
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:48,753
Can you do this?
348
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:49,821
I don't think you can.
349
00:14:49,823 --> 00:14:51,422
Want a piggyback
ride, honey?
350
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:54,158
Aw, Dad. No.
351
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,828
Since when are you
too cool for piggyback rides?
352
00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:59,163
Well, I'm not too cool
for a piggyback--
353
00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:00,498
That would be weird, Marco.
354
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,567
Race you to
the water thing.
355
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,536
( laughing )
356
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,605
- Is that the right way?
- No.
357
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:10,608
Is your dad okay?
358
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,210
I think so.
359
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:15,113
He just really loves
family camping trips.
360
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,849
Okay, where'd you go,
big guy?
361
00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:19,050
Got him.
362
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,652
What's he doing
way up there?
363
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,889
Hey, Dad.
364
00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,090
Everything all right?
365
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,826
Sh. Staring contest.
366
00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:32,897
Whoa! That's
a bald eagle.
367
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:35,433
We are breakin'
a whole bunch of laws here.
368
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,567
He started it.
369
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,536
Marco's right, Dad.
370
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:39,971
Let's go see
Old Youthful.
371
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,539
Don't worry, darling.
372
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,441
Once I break
his spirit with my eyes,
373
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,976
he'll fly us there.
374
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:47,512
( speaking gibberish )
375
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:52,717
Llama pajama llama...
376
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:55,053
pa... ja... ma.
377
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:58,089
This guy's unbelievable.
378
00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,425
You can't let him beat you
in front of your own daughter.
379
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,460
She looks up to you.
Does she though?
380
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,329
What is that
supposed to mean?
381
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:05,830
Did you notice,
she's pretty much over
382
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:08,266
your piggyback rides.
She used to love those.
383
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,667
And she went camping
without you.
384
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,569
That Marco kid's
probably her boyfriend.
385
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:12,937
What? No way.
386
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:14,939
My little girl
isn't dating yet.
387
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:17,108
Whatever. Keep lying
to yourself, old man.
388
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:20,545
- Old? Who are you calling old?
- ( siren blaring )
389
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:30,655
Something is definitely
goin' on with my dad.
390
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,857
Okay, everything's cool.
391
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:36,027
Turns out that feathered
thing was some kind of
a sacred animal.
392
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,595
Heads up would've been nice.
393
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,497
You folks better
get a move on
394
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,499
if you wanna see
that old geyser.
395
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,502
Who are you calling
an old geezer?!
396
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,505
Oh. Geyser.
397
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:52,276
Yes, Dad, the thing Marco's
been trying to see all day.
398
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,278
We can still
make it in time.
399
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,749
This trail should
take us straight...
to it.
400
00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:00,618
Let me see that map.
401
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:03,554
Is he eating the map?
402
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,323
I was hungry.
403
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,825
Everything is food when you're
struggling to survive.
404
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,460
Except we're not on...
405
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,362
Mewni.
406
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,663
Right. Sorry.
407
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,966
I'm staying
positive about this.
408
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:17,468
One of those trails
is the right one.
409
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,536
Maybe we'll get lucky.
410
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,738
Eeny, meeny, miney...
411
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,674
Nooooo!
412
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,343
You know what?
413
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:28,746
I think this may be
my fault.
414
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,182
You kids wait right here
while I score us a ride.
415
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,584
Oh, man, if he could
get us a ride,
that would be...
416
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:40,691
( groaning )
417
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,894
You'll never make it
to Old Youthful now.
418
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:45,930
He goes off in five minutes,
and it's a ten-mile hike.
419
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:48,566
I'm sorry, Marco.
420
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,201
Oh, come on,
what's the big deal?
421
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:53,037
- Dad, what is up with you?
- Is this about the bear?
422
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:56,040
No, Dad. You've been
acting really weird all day,
423
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,376
and now, Marco's plans
are basically ruined.
424
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,778
He really wanted to see
Old Youthful.
425
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,581
No, Star, I've seen it,
like, ten times.
426
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,450
I wanted you to see it.
427
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,718
You've shown me
all kind of
amazing stuff
428
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,053
I never knew
existed.
429
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,589
I just wanted
to pay you back.
430
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,891
Show you something
amazing here on Earth.
431
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:16,527
Marco!
432
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,096
Marco.
433
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,798
I guess we can come back
to see Old Youthful erupt
434
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,633
some other time.
435
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,235
Oh, you poor,
poor boy.
436
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,537
- Didn't nobody tell you?
- What?
437
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:29,440
This here eruption
is gonna be the last.
438
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,076
- What?!
- Those big-city scientists
439
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:34,712
gave that geyser a look-see,
and he's all dried up.
440
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,248
He's been fadin' away
for years.
441
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,816
Oh, he used to be
impressive.
442
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,751
King of the geysers.
443
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:43,488
But now, he's just
a sad shadow of
his former glory.
444
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,656
Aged out
and obsolete.
445
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:48,292
Ready to retire
and getting in
everybody's way.
446
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,628
Yes, sir, to use
clever wordplay,
447
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,830
Old Youthful
is plumb out of youth.
448
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,899
We should just go.
449
00:18:56,902 --> 00:19:00,404
Yes, Marco.
We will go...
450
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:03,074
and see that geyser.
451
00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:05,409
Didn't you hear
what that guy said?
452
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:06,611
It's impossible.
453
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:07,745
Is it?
454
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:08,980
Tick-tock.
455
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:12,617
( slowly )
Tick... tock.
456
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:13,985
What do you say, Star?
457
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,721
One last piggyback
ride from your old man?
458
00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:53,724
We're almost there!
459
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:56,460
Just a glacier and two more
war re-enactments.
460
00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:57,695
You hear that, Dad?
461
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,530
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
462
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:06,971
No!
463
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,076
Dad!
464
00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:14,178
I'm so sorry, pumpkin.
465
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,746
I let you down.
466
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,882
Are you out of your mind?
467
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,717
You ran ten miles
in five minutes.
468
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,353
That's, like,
150 miles an hour.
469
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,855
I used to be able
to do it in four minutes.
470
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,857
I'm not the dad
I used to be, Star.
471
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,660
You need someone younger
to take care of you now.
472
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:33,097
Someone like...
your boyfriend Marco here.
473
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:35,032
I'm not her boyfriend.
474
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,735
You fell up a waterfall, dude.
Who does that?
475
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:41,939
I'm older, too, Dad,
but I still need you.
476
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,941
No matter
how old I get,
477
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,244
you'll always be my hero,
478
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,980
because you'll always
be my dad.
479
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,750
Come here, you.
480
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,020
Well, it's gettin'
chilly out,
481
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:59,924
so what do you say
we go find you
some pants?
482
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,462
( loud rumbling )
483
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:13,938
Wow!!
484
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:17,375
You gotta stop lying
to the tourists
about that geyser, man.
485
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,777
Yeah, I know,
But it sure is fun.
486
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,812
Marco.
487
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,048
It's beautiful.
488
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:26,951
( loud crash )
489
00:21:33,725 --> 00:21:35,092
Look, Star.
490
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:38,562
Dad. You're so young.
491
00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:41,098
Yeah. Fresh-out-
the-womb young.
492
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:43,167
Brand-new dad!
493
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:44,935
And here's the king
with his arms up.
494
00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:46,570
And here's the king
putting his arms down.
495
00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:48,139
And here he is walking
out of the crater.
496
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:50,007
And climbing
out of the crater.
497
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:52,910
This is so much better
than a slide show.
498
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:59,450
♪ I think Earth
is a pretty great place ♪
499
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:00,851
♪ That's saying something ♪
500
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:03,454
♪ 'Cause I've been
through outer space ♪
501
00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:07,124
♪ I think it suits me,
it's just my style ♪
502
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:11,128
♪ I think I'm gonna stay
a little while ♪
503
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:13,097
♪ I think that strangers
are just friends ♪
504
00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,333
♪ You haven't met ♪
505
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:19,103
♪ I'm blasting monsters
and I never break a sweat ♪
506
00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:24,008
♪ I'm really thinking I could
call this place home ♪