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♪♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from
'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo ♪
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♪ Yeh-heah ♪
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,
pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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Mmmm.
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Hm.
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Oh, just eat one already!
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There's only ever
one chip worth eating.
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Besides, if this is
too boring,
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you could be practicing
your magic.
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Fine!
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What are we
learning today?
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Why don't you pick one?
Pick anything.
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And my mom would
be cool with that?
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Yes, there's a lot I do
that your mom isn't cool with.
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Well, how cool would she be
with this?
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( evil laughter )
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The table of contents?
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A thrilling choice.
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Why is that
in the middle?
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- Ehhh?
- Pedestrian.
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- Ehh?
- Boring.
- ( barks )
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( laughs )
The perfect chip.
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What's this?!
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- Oh, no, no.
- Hey, you said anything.
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It's the most dangerous
chapter in the book.
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It shouldn't even
be in there.
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Your mom would
totally freak out.
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Okay, okay,
you sold me.
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I wanna read that.
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Oh, I don't
know, Star.
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It could taint you.
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Perfect chip!
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Unlock it.
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Hostage-taking.
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Classic Butterfly.
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Unlock it or else.
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- You wouldn't.
- Uh-uh-uh.
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Okay, okay.
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Chip.
( crunching loudly )
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Okay, so...
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- Yes, yes, but, um...
- Hey!
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This wasn't the deal.
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Oh, well, I'm so sorry.
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But you're without
your bargaining chip.
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Fine. I am standing here.
Open it.
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Now, I'm going to show you,
for a split second.
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( loud buzzing )
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Bureaucracy of Magic.
Yes, this is he.
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- Tell 'em you're busy.
- Kind of a bad time.
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- Tell 'em you're busy.
- Are you listening to me?
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- You're busy right now.
- This is not a good time.
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This is the worst time.
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- Star, I'll be right back.
- Just hang up.
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Don't turn the page.
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( shrieking )
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Uh, Glossaryck?
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( shrieking )
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Oh, hi, Mr. Glossaryck.
Sir?
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Sean. Oh.
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Sorry. The transporter's
on the fritz today.
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But there's free muffins
in the lobby.
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Look, Sean, I was
in the middle of something,
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and it was of
ultra cosmic importance.
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Yeah, but you see,
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the Magic High Commission
wants to see you, too, and...
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( laughing )
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Uh, is everything
all right?
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I don't know.
Is everything all right?
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Did you get on the right flight?
Are you running late?
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Are you cracked,
are you confused?
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Are you mad?
( blubbering )
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Oh, Mr. Glossaryck,
you're so crazy.
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But you still have
to go up and see
the Magic High Commission.
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Hand me your radio.
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( loud blaring sound )
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Radio's on the fritz, too.
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You're gonna
have to go up.
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Very well.
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Great. Up the elevator,
all the way to the top.
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Wait, wait, wait.
No magic in the building.
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You'll have to walk.
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Fine.
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Have a magical day.
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Glossaryck.
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Glossaryck, Glossaryck,
Glossaryck.
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He is not waking up.
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Time to call Mom.
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Uh, never mind.
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Please step through
the magical detection machine.
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Oh, come on.
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Are you carrying any articles
of magic, sorcery,
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or occult objects
of a mystical nature?
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Uh... no.
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Just step this way, please.
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- ( beeps )
- Thank you.
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Okay, Mr. Glossaryck.
Your turn.
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( alarm blaring )
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Wait. Hold on.
Are you kidding?
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That other guy
just walked right through.
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Technology, right?
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I miss
the simpler days.
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I think
we're done here.
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- Have a magical...
- ( alarm sounds )
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Sean, work with me, please.
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Cosmic ultra importance.
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( beeps )
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( alarms sounding )
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That stays with me.
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Hello. Hold the elevator.
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Oh, hey, Mr. Glossaryck.
Which floor?
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We've done this.
Top floor.
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Uh, what's going on?
The elevator's not moving.
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Uh, elevator's
on the fritz, too.
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Sorry.
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But there's muffins
in the lobby.
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Which part of "cosmic
ultra importance"
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do you not understand?
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( bell dings )
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Now we have to stop on
every floor.
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( maniacal laughter )
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Sean. Stairs.
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( exhausted sigh )
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( panting )
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Hey, Star, check it out.
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I'm getting my first
chest hair.
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It's pretty small,
but if you look at it
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in just the right light...
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Uh, Glossaryck?
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What's up with him?
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He's on the fritz.
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Wait a sec.
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Are you doing something
you're not supposed to?
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Glossaryck said
not to turn the page.
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But he didn't say
you couldn't.
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( panting and muttering )
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Stairs are
on the fritz, too.
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( angry groaning )
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Now, now,
Mr. Glossaryck.
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No magic in the building.
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You're probably wondering
why you're here.
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Children, the only thing
I wonder
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is why you waste my time.
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Don't call me children.
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You're the children.
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I've got chest diamonds
bigger than you.
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Rhombulus.
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Rhombulus, you still mad
about my last visit?
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( bleating )
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Excuse me, sorry.
Don't mean to be rude.
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Getting stronger, though,
huh? That's good.
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You always do this!
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So you bring me here
while I'm at work.
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Doing my job.
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Yes, Glossaryck.
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That's exactly what
we're here to talk about.
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My liege.
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The commission
has discovered a problem.
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Something somewhere
is sapping the power of magic
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from the universe.
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Yes, that would explain
the fritz.
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That's what I've
been saying.
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Hey, the time-out corner
is not on the fritz.
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Stupid Glossaryck.
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Stupid time out.
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Omnitraxus has been
searching for the leak's cause.
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Omnitraxus, what have
you learned?
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- ( muffled speaking )
- Hello!
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Omni?
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Can you hear me?
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- Check the inputs.
- You out.
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Yeah, whatever.
I'll crystallize myself.
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Would you miss me? No.
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( bleating )
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Whatever's causing it,
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I want everyone
to be on their toes.
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Especially Star.
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I need you to accelerate
her training.
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Yeah... no.
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Why all the riddles?
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You were always very direct
when you were training me.
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Well, it finally happened.
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Every queen wants to tell me
how to do my job.
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"My training was different."
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You know what
Glossaryck hears?
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Me-me-me-me-me!
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"I'm going to pull my mentor
away from his job
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so I can be in
the spotlight again."
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The only Butterfly
to leave me be
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was your great-great-great
great-great-great-great
great-grandmother,
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Eclipsa,
the queen of darkness,
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whose chapter, coincidentally,
you left Star alone with
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when you pulled me into
this wonderland of red tape.
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Turn the page,
turn the page!
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I'm gonna turn
the page.
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Turn the page, Marco!
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( anguished bleating )
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You all did this because
you don't trust me,
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and what's worse,
you don't trust Star.
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My queen. My queen,
your training was different
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because Star is different.
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You have to have faith in her
to make choices
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that are best for her.
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And my job
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is to train Star
to be a queen.
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Oh!
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- So?
- Yeah.
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You read the whole thing?
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Yeah.
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And?
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It wasn't all that.
I mean, I get it.
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Power of darkness,
forces of evil,
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eternal suffering,
blah, blah, blah.
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But honestly, didn't
really affect me that much.
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- Just wasn't my thing.
- Yes!
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But Marco,
on the other hand.
Yikes.
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( evil muttering )
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Luckily, there's
a spell
to fix that.
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Oh, Minnesota.
Fancy.
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Okay, you got this.
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Today is the day.
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- Hey, Marco.
- ( gasps )
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Today is the day
for what?
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Oh, uh...
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Today is the day...
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I was going to
ask you a question.
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Okay.
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Jackie, I was wondering
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if you'd like to go out
and get me some paper towels
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for Marco's sweaty pits.
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- Uh...
- No, no, no, no!
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That is not
what I meant to say.
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What I meant to say is,
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the sweat is gushing
down Marco's back
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- like a waterfall.
- ( nervous laugh )
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Now it's crossing the border
into Marco's undies.
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Aaaah!
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Okay, well, Jackie
is going to go now
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and get Marco
some paper towels
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for his wet body.
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( whimpers )
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00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:08,026
That was so stupid!
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Hey, hey, now, Marco.
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It's not
that big a deal.
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I heard what happened.
Everyone's talking about it.
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Well, looks like you should
just give up on dating forever.
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Thanks for
the vote of confidence.
262
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:22,040
I'm not gonna let
being tongue-tied stop me.
263
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,008
Pen me.
264
00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:28,246
Jackie, will you
go out with me Friday night?
265
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,115
Hey, uh, Jackie.
266
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,382
Oh, hey,
there you are.
267
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,351
I got your paper towels.
268
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,853
Oh, uh...
( nervous giggle )
269
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,621
Thanks. Here's
some paper for you.
270
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,857
"Marco can't grow
hair on his chin,
271
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,625
but he can
on his back"?!
272
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,293
- Ha!
- What?!
273
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,262
( reading quickly )
274
00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:47,732
( giggling )
275
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,400
Bro, my jacket.
276
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,202
Oh, sorry, Chet.
277
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,638
No worries. It's just
a material possession.
278
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,273
Marco thinks Chet
should punch him.
279
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,575
- What?
- No, no, no.
I mean,
280
00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:00,612
if Marco were Chet,
he'd totally punch Marco.
281
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,847
It's just a jacket, dude.
282
00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:05,984
Marco would lose
all respect for Chet
283
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,719
if Chet didn't
punch Marco.
284
00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:09,654
Don't... don't make me
do this, bro.
285
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,324
What happened
in there?
286
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,093
I don't know
what got into me.
287
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,427
Every time I'm
around Jackie,
288
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,396
I keep blurting out
the wrong thing.
289
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,231
Every night when
Marco goes to sleep,
290
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,500
he shapes his pillow in the form
of Jackie Lynn Thomas.
291
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:23,935
and kisses it
good night.
292
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,303
Did you say something?
293
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,138
( muffled speaking )
294
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,973
( groaning )
295
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:34,078
Marco,
what's happening?
296
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,748
Wait. Let's see
where this goes.
297
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:39,484
( anguished screaming )
298
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,985
( all gasping )
299
00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:47,158
Hello.
300
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,127
( yelps )
301
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,529
Oh, you made
a little Marco Junior.
302
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,331
'Sup, Marco Junior?
303
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,534
Janna, that's not his hand.
That's...
304
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:57,936
Oh, oh, oh.
305
00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:00,672
Marco Diaz covers the mirror
when he showers,
306
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,340
because, because, because,
307
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,543
because Marco is ashamed
of his own body!
308
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:06,845
Oh, it's
so adorable.
309
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,613
Are you crazy?!
310
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,849
How am I ever gonna
ask out Jackie like this?
311
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,951
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
312
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,619
Did any of you get
the English homework assignment?
313
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,821
Marco thinks...
314
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:19,557
Oh, I can
show you, Jackie.
Come with me.
315
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:23,294
That's it. I remember
where I've seen you before.
316
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:26,564
Hey, where'd you get
my combination?
317
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,032
From your diary.
318
00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:32,704
What is
that stuff?
319
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,372
Just some of
my personal things.
320
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,242
I've seen Marco Junior
somewhere before.
321
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:38,409
Stop calling
it that!
322
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,812
Here. The Naysaya.
323
00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:44,048
"The Naysay grows out of
the neck of its victim."
324
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,151
Yes, that is Naysaya
when Naysaya was younger.
325
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:49,387
"It reveals itself when
the afflicted
326
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,389
attempts to woo
their true love,
327
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,992
exposing the victim's
deepest, darkest secrets
328
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,827
for all to hear."
329
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:57,395
And to judge.
330
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,063
What the heck
is that thing?
331
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,732
JANNA: Oh, that's a demon.
332
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,600
The Naysaya is
a total demon curse.
333
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,602
( groans )
A demon.
334
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:10,108
Dude, I'm so sorry.
335
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,576
I totally put
that curse on you
336
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,611
to prevent you from
asking out Star.
337
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,446
Why would you do
something like that?
338
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,882
That was before
we started hanging out.
339
00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:21,019
You haven't asked out a girl
since the Blood Moon Ball?
340
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:24,088
That's way more embarrassing
than that thing on your neck.
341
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,623
How do I
get rid of it?
342
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,525
Just let it
run its course.
343
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,861
Once it's shouted
all your worst,
most shameful secrets,
344
00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:31,429
it'll wear off.
345
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,730
And how long
will that take?
346
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:35,133
It depends.
How insecure are you?
347
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,768
Oh, no.
348
00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:40,471
Good luck, dude.
349
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,206
( knocking on door )
350
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:45,643
STAR: Marco?
What did Tom say?
351
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:49,447
Tom says Marco will have Naysaya
for the rest of his life,
352
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,817
because, because, because
Marco is so insecure.
353
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:55,486
You should
get back to school.
354
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,587
You're missing class.
355
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,656
Well, aren't you coming, too?
356
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,892
I won't be going
to school anymore.
357
00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:03,561
What?
358
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,667
Marco, it's just
a demon curse.
359
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:13,071
Don't let Naysaya keep you
from what you want.
360
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,773
( sighs )
Okay.
361
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,742
The door is cutting off
the circulation to my finger,
362
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:20,578
so I better get going.
Ooh, tingly.
363
00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:24,682
She's a good friend.
364
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,351
All right, dude,
what do you want
365
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,652
what do you want
to keep your mouth shut?
366
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,354
What?
367
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,356
What do you want?
368
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:34,659
Marco wants to know
what Naysaya wants?
369
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:38,529
But no one has ever
asked what Naysaya wants.
370
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:41,299
Well, dude,
it's your lucky day.
What do you want?
371
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:44,502
May Naysaya have
whatever he pleases?
372
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,137
As long as you let me
ask Jackie out,
373
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,538
you can have
whatever you want.
374
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,274
Then Naysaya would like...
375
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:51,609
cereal.
376
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:54,312
Seriously?
377
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,880
You can have cereal.
378
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,682
But... but...
379
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,518
Naysaya would like
to enjoy cereal
380
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,621
in Naysaya's own mouth.
381
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,024
Ahhhh.
382
00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:10,862
Will... will...
will it hurt?
383
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,931
Just make sure you chew
with your teeth.
384
00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:18,903
Some more.
385
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,707
Some more.
386
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,477
Some more!
387
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:30,581
Okay, so you promise
to keep your mouth shut, right?
388
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,383
( swallowing )
389
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,852
Naysaya is in your corner.
390
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,721
( bell rings )
391
00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:39,290
That is so cute,
you guys.
392
00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:44,829
( sighs deeply )
393
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,931
Hey, Jackie.
394
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,666
Look. Is that Marco?
395
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,234
He's going for it.
396
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,904
Hey, Marco.
Are you cold?
397
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,405
What's going on here
with the scarf?
398
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,208
Oh, you know,
sometimes I...
399
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,544
ski to school.
400
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,712
No way! I snowboard.
Awesome!
401
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:05,349
Yeah, yeah, there's probably
a lot of stuff
402
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,218
you don't know about me.
403
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,586
That's why I thought
it would be cool
404
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,589
if we, uh, if we,
if you and I, if we...
405
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,224
went on a...
406
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,426
Oh, oh, oh,
this is the Jacqueline
407
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,629
Marco practiced asking out
in the mirror. Oh!
408
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:22,767
Marco even pretend-kissed you
with his own... reflection.
409
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,936
Naysaya, you promised
you wouldn't do that.
410
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:27,705
What's a promise?
411
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,307
Look, I gotta go home.
412
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:32,376
You're... you're
really confusing me.
413
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:36,747
Jackie, wait!
414
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,550
It's not me
saying this stuff.
415
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,452
It's him.
416
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,055
- Greetings, Jacqueline.
- ( gasps )
417
00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:46,424
That is disgusting.
418
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,426
Is that
a British accent?
419
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:51,129
Jackie, there's nothing
I can do.
420
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,998
Got this curse thing
on my neck.
421
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,767
But I'd still like
to ask--
422
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,269
Marco hasn't taken a bath
423
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,972
since he saw
that shark movie.
424
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:03,774
He's right.
425
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:06,677
I haven't taken a bath
since I saw that shark movie.
426
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,779
I mean, I take showers.
427
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,781
I'm just afraid
of the tub.
428
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:13,518
Oh, oh, oh,
and Marco wears...
429
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,319
I wear ballet shoes
around the house.
430
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,787
And he never held hands--
431
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,190
I never held hands
with a girl.
432
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,325
- So I practiced
with Ferguson.
- And, and, and--
433
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,327
I always sit
when I go to the bathroom
434
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,196
What? Come on,
there's ladies in the house.
435
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:28,099
I cry when it rains.
436
00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:31,169
I still got my wubbie
and his name is Esteban.
437
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:33,771
Until last week, I thought
that the state of mind
438
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,773
was between
Nebraska and Kansas.
439
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,608
I'm a straight-A student,
440
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:40,378
and I've still got no idea
how to do long division.
441
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,680
Go ahead, someone
yell out a division.
442
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,782
BOY: 724 divided by 7.
443
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:47,118
I got no idea.
Get a calculator.
444
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,686
Yes, but Marco--
445
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,122
I filled a notebook
with my first name
446
00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:52,823
and your last name,
447
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,992
because I couldn't decide
which looked better--
448
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,861
Marco Diaz Lynne Thomas,
449
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,996
or Marco Lynne Thomas Diaz.
450
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,699
- Oh, oh...
- Oh, yeah,
and another thing.
451
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,635
I kept this drawing
you made of the moon.
452
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,537
I pulled it out of
the trash in art class.
453
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,806
That's supposed to be
a watermelon.
454
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,676
Oh, really?
Looks like a moon.
455
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:15,913
Well, your watermelon
reminds me of my biggest
fear of all--
456
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,583
that we're all alone
on this tiny blue marble,
457
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:21,085
floating in the infinite
expanse of the universe,
458
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:23,154
ripped from the center,
459
00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:25,990
and ejected out
into a black void
for no reason at all.
460
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,993
Players on the stage
of the absurd.
461
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:32,330
Wow, that was
really... deep.
462
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,165
So there it is, Jackie Lynne.
463
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:36,167
That's it.
464
00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:38,336
That's all my insecurities.
You know everything now.
465
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:41,706
Unless I left
anything out.
466
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,909
No, Marco, that's...
467
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,744
everything.
468
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,080
I still think it'd be
really great
469
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,881
if we hung out
Friday night.
470
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,883
Whoo!
471
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:56,120
You know, a group of us
are all going to a movie
Friday night.
472
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,788
You should totally come.
473
00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:01,225
That would be awesome.
474
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:04,395
Cool. Well, see you then.
475
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,864
You did it, you did it,
you did it, you did it!
476
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,966
You did it,
you did it!
477
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,235
You know who to call
when you get divorced, Marco.
478
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,871
So, curse fulfilled,
right?
479
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,906
How's this work? You just kinda
dry up, flake off?
480
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:20,778
You know, Naysaya has never
been to the movies.
481
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,214
Ah!
482
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,554
Don't open the door.
It's not the milkman.
483
00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:32,990
( screaming )
484
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:37,328
Oh, Marco's very nervous
right now.
485
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,963
After the movie,
you gotta go.
486
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,769
♪ I think Earth
is a pretty great place ♪
487
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,404
♪ That's saying something ♪
488
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,639
♪ 'Cause I've been
through outer space ♪
489
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:52,610
♪ I think it suits me,
it's just my style ♪
490
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:56,747
♪ I think I'm gonna stay
a little while ♪
491
00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:58,983
♪ I think that strangers
are just friends ♪
492
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,751
♪ You haven't met ♪
493
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:04,755
♪ I'm blasting monsters
and I never break a sweat ♪
494
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:08,726
♪ I'm really thinking I could
call this place home ♪