♪♪
♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo ♪
♪ Yeh-heah ♪
♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Uh-huh. Okay.
( crashing )
You know what, Jackie?
Can I call you back?
Look, Star, this is a stressful situation, I get that.
But would it kill you to slow down for a second?
You're going kinda overboard.
I mean, do you really need to pack this vintage laptop
and this purple-y, bubbly tea thingy?
( typewriter bell dings )
Why don't you try some breathing exercises?
I don't have time to breathe.
( straining )
I can't waste a... second.
( frustrated yell )
Need some help there?
No. I am a strong, independent warrior princess.
At the very least, you should give your mom a call.
Someone has to fill her in.
No, you cannot call my mother.
She'd kill me if she found out about this.
Ludo stole my book.
He took Glossaryck.
I made this mess.
And I'm gonna be the one who cleans it up.
"And so, Brave Sir Croakian
banished the wicked Mewmans from the land.
From that day on,
the monsters had all the corn they could eat."
Told you your backpack was too heavy.
Buff Frog, I need to know where Ludo's hiding.
I think he's planning something big.
Yes, I know. Did you not get my letters?
Letters? You mean these?
I thought the babies were sending us fan art.
Seriously. Who writes warning notes in crayon?
Oh, so I not go to school for learn fancy handwriting.
Sorry.
I make this map when I infiltrate Ludo's lair.
I mark secret entrance here.
Thank you, Buff Frog.
This is exactly what we need.
( sheepish chuckle ) Uh, double thank you.
You do not need big pack.
- Hey! - Only need wand.
Hmm.
Huh.
Huh?
Heh.
Cupcake Blast!
Tiara Tornado!
Stardust Daisy Devastation!
( all groaning )
- Where's Ludo? - Ludo?
Don't you play dumb with me. I know he's here.
Hey, guys, I know it's late,
but we gotta make a chore chart or something.
This shower is grody. Oh, no.
Violence.
What is going on here?
We're not fighting monsters.
We're alternative monsters.
Then what's up with all the weapons?
We found them here when we moved in.
They're perfect for tearing fashionable holes in clothes.
You're one of us now, dude.
This place really is abandoned.
( groans ) This was all a waste of time.
Poor Glossaryck.
Who knows what horrible things Ludo's doing to him?
Well, you tried.
And now we can both agree it's time to call your mom--
For the last time, Marco, we're not calling my mom.
Whoa, hey, calm down.
You're not seeing the situation clearly.
Seeing clearly?
That's it.
I'll use the spying spell.
Since when do you know a spying spell?
Uh... since I learned it.
A while ago. You weren't there.
And I need to do it alone.
No distractions.
Nice jeans, dude. Can I dye them for you?
Hard pass.
I summon the all-seeing eye
to tear a hole to let me spy.
Or was it "in the sky"?
Ow. That wasn't it.
Ahem.
I summon the all-seeing eye.
( yells )
Eww.
I summon the all-seeing eye
to tear a hole into the sky.
Reveal to me that which is hidden.
Unveil to me what is forbidden.
What? Oh, not you.
Ew! No, no, no, no, no.
( gasps )
Janna. You scoundrel. No!
Ugh. Definitely no.
- Marco! - Sorry.
Concentrate. Concentrate on Glossaryck.
( moaning )
Glossaryck!
Don't worry. I'm coming to rescue you.
( moaning continues )
Is that pudding?
A whole tub of pudding.
- Where are you? - In flavor heaven.
No, physically, where are you?
On the ground.
But where are you in the universe?
Oh. Right.
I'm in a cave on the ground.
Glossaryck, come on.
The spying spell doesn't work that way.
I have never seen that before.
Grab my hand.
No can do. Sorry.
I belong to the book, and the book belongs to Ludo now.
Ludo stole you.
Well, that's out of my hands.
Come on, Glossaryck. I can almost reach you.
Come on.
Yes, you are surprisingly close.
Glossaryck, don't you wanna come with me?
I thought we were friends.
Friends?
Well, that's such a simple concept.
Glossaryck, come on.
My mom is gonna ground me for, like, a thousand years.
Yes, probably, but you'll be fine.
Or not. Anyway, your spell is collapsing.
But I need you.
Maybe this is what you need.
Glossaryck.
Star!
Are you okay?
Yeah, my hand's fine.
That's not what I meant.
Well, Glossaryck is no longer on the team.
I never really saw Glossaryck as a "team player" anyway.
Oh, my gosh. It is her.
We just realized you're Star Butterfly.
We're your biggest fans.
Um, I think you're confused.
Monsters hate me.
Sure, it's not popular to like you,
but we're not about that.
Yeah! You're the rebel princess.
Rebel princess?
Yeah. You do things your own way.
Like us.
Please, shoot us with a spell.
Rip some awesome holes in our jeans, something.
Um, I guess I could cast something.
How about Super Strawberry Shake Quake?
( laughing ) Wow!
That is awesome!
Look at this sweet rip.
Let's go show the guys.
Dude, I can't believe we met Star Butterfly!
So, what now?
Now, I call Mom.
So...that's pretty much it.
Oh, no, this is really bad, huh?
I messed up. I really messed this one up.
I am so sorry, Mommy and Daddy.
Sweetie, it's... it's okay.
But the book of spells,
our family history, is all gone.
Don't worry. It's just a book,
and a little magic man.
What matters is you're safe.
But isn't there anything I can do?
Don't do anything.
We'll handle this.
You just sit tight.
Good night, sweetie.
Whoa. That went way better than I expected.
Uh, yeah. I guess so.
You know, you should just take your parents' advice
and sit tight.
Right.
Good night.
( door closes )
Rebel princess doesn't sit tight.
Rebel princess does things her own way.
Mega Narwhal Blast!
Oh. Mega...
Narwhal Blast.
Chapter one:
Mega Narwhal Blast.
Hurry up, Star. I don't want us to miss the cake.
I wonder what flavor it is. I hope it's ogg-berry.
That's not a thing on Earth.
Seriously? Oh, man, you guys are really missing out.
I think I'll hold on to my gift until I see Sensei.
Don't worry, Marco. There's some room left
right... there.
( glass shatters )
STAR: Whoo! Sensei can really throw a par-tee!
( people chattering )
Come on, I wanna give him his birthday punches.
Be careful. He knows Tan Soo Do...
sort of.
Hot meat. Hyah!
I... I caught it.
Me next.
Got it!
This is a henna tattoo, right?
Yeah, Henna, Jenna.
I can do whatever name you want.
Oh, hey, Sensei.
Sick move, birthday master.
Yeah, you're Sensei-tional.
( both chuckling )
Thanks, guys, but you ain't seen nothin' yet.
The great Preston Change-o is performing.
You didn't tell me there were magic users in this dimension.
That's something you wanna let a sister know.
Oh, Preston's not a magic user.
He's an entertainer. He does magic tricks.
Trouble at my party?
No burn chicken.
Party on!
( cheering )
Waaahh...
The meat speaks.
What?
He has arrived.
Preston Change-o.
Yeah!
Whoa ho!
Okay.
Why don't you stick your head in my armpit there?
Preston Change-o.
( cheering )
Neat. Let's get closer.
Hold your mole, Marco.
That little guy is using magic.
All right, everybody, watch the rings.
( blowing raspberry )
That's not magic. There's a gap in one of those rings.
I saw it on TV.
You do magic, do you?
You don't wash behind your ears.
( giggles ) Preston Change-o.
Ear money.
- Tell your mom I said hi. - Hi, Mom.
What do we have here?
More dirty ears.
Just kidding. It's a pencil.
Oh, to write with.
- Preston Change-o. - ( exclaims )
What just happened?
Did your hat get bigger? You are magic.
Yes, my dear, that's the nature of being a magician.
And a good day to you.
Marco, that's a real magician.
He said so himself.
It's a part of his act.
This wasn't an act. Look at his hat.
Don't you see? It's taller.
Look, Star, I get it.
The first time I saw a party magician,
I was pretty emotional, too.
Now if you don't mind,
I'm gonna go enjoy some birthday magic.
Mr. Preston, would you do a magic trick for me?
Of course I can, Jennifer.
First I'll need an ordinary five-dollar bill.
Sure. Hey, uh...
Where's my wallet?
Are you looking for this?
It's your wallet.
Whoa. No way.
Preston Change-o.
- That was... - Hey, hey, hey.
What was that? Why is Marco sad?
- Marco, why are you sad? - I'm not sad.
I merely performed a bit of sleight-of-hand, my dear.
No way. You're a real magic user. Takes one to know one.
I already told you, I'm a magician.
- What's happening? - He... ( sputters )
He did a trick, and these lights came out,
and hat... hat... his big hat.
Ugh. My mom hired Preston to entertain us.
He's just doing his job.
I'm beginning to sense that my magic act isn't welcome here.
No, no, no, no, no.
We love it.
Let's just bring your act over here.
Star, it's not real.
The point of Earth magic is to allow yourself
to be entertained by pretending that it's real,
just like love.
Who wants cake?
Where's the birthday boy?
I'll go look for him.
Sensei!
Hey, Jeremy, have you seen Sensei?
Sensei? Who cares?
Nothing matters anymore.
Preston Change-o.
Hey, wakey-wake, it's time for cake.
Wait. No more magic?
Not until after the cake.
Then there'll be magic for everyone.
Yay!
Stop right there, Preston.
This is the end of the line, mister.
Fess up. You're doing something to these folks.
Now tell me what it is.
All right, you got me.
Look, I'm not human, all right. I'm a joy sucker.
- A what?! - A joy sucker.
Sadly, I can't create my own joy.
So I suck a bit of the joy from others
when I perform my tricks.
Think of it, you know, as taking their empties.
You took a lot more than a little from Sensei just now.
Yeah, but that dude really loves magic.
He had a lot to spare.
You gotta go.
But I have a party to entertain.
You want the wand?
Sensei's been on my wait list since he was a little boy.
At least let him have the satisfaction of seeing my grand finale.
I mean, his mom paid for me to be here, and I kinda owe it to him.
You're just gonna suck all their joy.
Come on, my hat's full.
I don't even have room for any more of their joy.
You don't wanna ruin a guy's birthday, do ya?
All right, fine.
Do your finale.
But I'm watching you, little man.
You start to suck joy, and you get the wand.
Deal.
Promise. No joy sucking.
- Say it. - I promise.
Be cool, Star. Do it for Sensei.
Just keep cool.
Hey, isn't this fun?
Yeah, that's one word for it.
Aw, h ere comes the cake stick.
Everyone!
I just wanna thank you all for showing up
to my 38th birthday bash,
especially the very great Preston Change-o.
Because without him,
this party would be totally lame.
Preston Change-o, everybody!
( upbeat music plays )
- Whoo hoo hoo! - Sh!
Sensei exclaiming )
No! Mama, he brought the box.
How about a little girl from the audience, please?
( yells ) Take me, take me!
My body's your body.
I've got my eye on you.
Get lost.
This thing is sharp.
Yeah!
( laughs )
Whatever.
Preston Change-o.
( all murmuring )
What are you doing?
Sorry, Sensei, I tried to be nice.
Tell 'em, Preston.
- Tell 'em the truth about your magic. - All right, okay, fine.
It's true. I don't do real magic.
All my tricks are just that. Tricks.
I did keep my cards up my sleeve.
( all groaning )
The rabbit I pull out of my hat... paper.
Oh, man, spoiler alert.
These blades aren't even sharp.
What?! I knew I didn't feel dismembered.
Not that. The joy-sucking thing.
Oh, yeah, right.
I suck a little bit of joy from your heads
every time I do my tricks. It's harmless really.
No. No, it's not.
- I think you broke Jeremy. - ( sobbing )
Come on, that kid had no joy in him to begin with.
You still shouldn't take their joy.
It's theirs.
You're right.
I am sorry.
It's what I do. I can't help myself.
Oh, who cares? That girl just ruined our magic show.
What? Me? No, but he was the one stealing your joy and making you sad.
You just stole my joy forever
by making him explain how his tricks are done.
I'll never see a magic show again.
( feedback whines )
Happy now?
I'm a happy guy. He can have my joy.
But I helped.
Wait. Wait, guys, guys, guys.
Is all you want a magic show?
( mimicking )
Yeah, that's what we wanted.
( crying )
I'm not sure it was worth ruining Sensei's birthday
just to be right.
No, you weren't right, Star.
Preston's birthday magic was fake.
Yeah, but I was right that Preston was magically
sucking people's joy.
Oh, stop arguing, both of you.
You did ruin my birthday magic show, okay?
But you're right. That little guy was a creep.
I don't want nobody stealing my joy.
By my next birthday, I'll forget any of this ever happened.
Magic will be real again.
But for now, I'm just gonna be bummed out,
and it's okay.
I'm glad I didn't get all my joy sucked, you know.
Where is Preston anyway?
Oh, yeah, I put him in the trunk.
- What? - Weirdo.
- STAR: No way. - SENSEI: Disappeared.
- I was right all along. - ( groans )
♪ I think Earth is a pretty great place ♪
♪ That's saying something ♪
♪ 'Cause I've been through outer space ♪
♪ I think it suits me, it's just my style ♪
♪ I think I'm gonna stay a little while ♪
♪ I think that strangers are just friends ♪
♪ You haven't met ♪
♪ I'm blasting monsters and I never break a sweat ♪
♪ I'm really thinking I could call this place home ♪