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♪♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from
'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo ♪
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♪ Yeh-heah ♪
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,
pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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( car alarm chirps )
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( car alarm blares )
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HEINOUS:
Gemini, the door is jammed.
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GEMINI: Are you sure
it's not locked?
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I know what it looks like
when it's locked.
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Get me out of this car.
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Gemini!
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Oh. Oh, coming.
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How is my hair?
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Like you just came
from the salon.
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Filthy lies,
but I'll allow it.
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Come now, Rasticore.
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There's my baby
bounty hunter.
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You're growing back
so fast, yes, you are.
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Yes, you are.
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Now we are prepared
to wreak recrimination
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on our foes.
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Yes. Recrim-mim-mim-ination!
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Hello?
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Now are you convinced that
parking meters aren't
filled with candy?
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It's all just
a big tease.
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How was I supposed
to know... oh.
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Okay, that was not
like that before.
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Okay, here's the plan.
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I'll cover the back door,
and on my mark,
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- you bum rush
the front door.
- Got it.
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One...
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Two...
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- Three.
- ( yells )
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( karate yell )
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- Marco?
- You!
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You!
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- Get her.
- Narwhal blast.
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Yeah! Get him, get him!
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What did you do
to my parents?
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Unhand me, you little--
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Stop! Marco, let go
of that poor old woman.
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Wait. You're mad at us?
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We're trying
to save you guys.
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We let her in.
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You are both
being very rude.
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Star, put away
your magical whale.
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It's a Narwhal.
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You, too, Marco.
Let Miss Heinous go.
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But she's evil.
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- Now!
- Aahh!
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This is the princess
who ruined my life.
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That's right,
Princess Marco.
I recognize you.
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Even with your super-cute
new haircut.
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What is going on here?
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This lady tied me
to a chair,
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and tried to
brainwash me.
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That's a gross
exaggeration.
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Your child has
terribly wronged me,
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and I'm not going
anywhere until justice
is served.
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But if she
doesn't leave...
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Then how are we gonna
have dinner with...
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BOTH: The Morrisons?
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- Who?
- The Morrisons are so cool.
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We've been on the wait list
to have them over for months.
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This dinner
needs to be perfect.
We can't mess it up.
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Wow. That sounds
really tough, guys.
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You're gonna resolve
whatever issue you have
with Miss Heinous right now!
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( evil chuckling )
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Here you go.
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Thank you,
Your Highness.
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What exactly is
your issue with Marco?
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Gemini.
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Once, I was
the headmistress of St. Olga's,
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the most esteemed princess
school in the multiverse.
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It was a wonderful place
where delinquent princesses
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were taught manners
and respect.
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Until one day,
an insolent princess showed up,
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and inspired all the students
to rebel against their elders,
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who knew better.
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Princess Marco left,
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but the school
was never the same.
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They made her
the face of a revolution,
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even inspiring merchandise,
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influencing the next generation
of young princesses
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with her devious ways.
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Wait a minute.
You have merchandise?
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Yeah. I get a $650
royalty check every month.
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As I was saying,
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my students lost
all respect for authority.
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Soon, they were cutting classes
just to party,
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even inviting the boys
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from a neighboring
prince reform school.
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They threw me out.
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And now,
I live in a car.
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- BOTH: Oh!
- Oh!
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Don't touch me.
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And it's all thanks to
Princess Marco,
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and her little sidekick,
Princess Butterfly.
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Marco, is this
all true?
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Well, yeah, but that place
was a prison.
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Those princesses were
being oppressed.
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They're way happier now.
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And they blew up
my bodyguard.
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Yeah, we were wondering
what that was.
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He's my dear, sweet Rasticore.
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This is just his arm,
but he's part lizard,
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so his whole body
will grow back soon.
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And then he'll be
a big boy, won't you, sweetie?
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( groans )
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So how shall we proceed,
Miss Heinous?
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With a punishment
commensurate with the crime.
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How about we annihilate her
and display her skeleton
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as a warning against
any further insurrection?
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Agreed? Good.
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Now, Rasticore, bring me
Princess Marco's bones.
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- Gemini.
- Yes. Yes, milady.
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( angry growls )
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Okay, enough of this.
( karate yell )
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Gemini, Rasticore, attack!
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Get ready to feel
the painous, Miss Heinous.
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No, Star.
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Excuse me.
Is this 4815 Avocado Terrace?
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The police!
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Yes, it is.
You're here just in time.
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That lady is trying
to destroy me.
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And that trollish-looking
guy-man-thing is totally
helping her.
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Uh, just ignore the girl
waving a magic wand.
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And it's probably
a lesser charge,
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but this severed lizard arm
is complicit, too.
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Well, that's something,
all right.
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Now if you'll all
stay calm,
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I'm sure we can
clear this up right now.
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Okay, I got a call about
a car double parked,
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but, uh, since the wheels
of the top car
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ain't on the ground,
that's not my jurisdiction.
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What? That's it?
You're gonna ignore
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all the evil going on?
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Evil. Evil. Evil!
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Ho-ho, that doesn't
look dangerous.
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It's one of those
animations, right?
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You mean animatronics.
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Listen, kid,
once there's a real crime,
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give me a call.
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( growling )
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All right,
let the bargaining begin.
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I leave if you let me rip out
Princess Marco's spine
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and wear it as
a fancy scarf.
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Okay, that seems
a little extreme.
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Honey, we really don't
have time for this.
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The Morrisons are gonna
be here soon,
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and we haven't ' even
picked out the placemats.
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Um... what if we ground Marco
for a week?
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Or you let me
grind her bones into a pulp.
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- ( stammering )
- We won't let Marco
play video games.
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Do you even know
how bargaining works?
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No meat on Fridays.
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Or even let me
disembowel her.
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He can do the dishes.
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What if I just apologize?
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An apology.
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Yes.
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An apology will suffice...
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under certain conditions.
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( relieved sigh )
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Marco, you can't
give up that easy.
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I'll do anything to get
Heinous out of here.
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Whatever you want,
Miss Heinous.
Just name it.
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Why did I day
whatever you want?
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( evil cackling )
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It's finally happening.
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Let's see what those princesses
think of their idol now.
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I can't believe our son
led a revolution
and we didn't even know.
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I'm not sure if
I should be mad or proud.
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Hang on, hang on.
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A princess can't go on camera
without blush.
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Dude, don't do this.
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All those princesses,
like, really look up to you.
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I know. If I know a thing
or two about princesses,
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it's gonna take a lot more
than some dumb video
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to break their spirits.
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Marco.
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So how do I look?
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Super pretty.
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Enough dilly-dallying.
Let's get on with it.
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Just be careful.
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Gemini, are you
ready yet?
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Yes, milady.
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And we're rolling.
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Uh, hey, princesses
of the multiverse.
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It's your girl Marco.
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- What up?
- MOTHER: Psst.
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Morrisons.
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Anyway, last time I was at
St. Olga's school,
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I said and did some stuff
that I shouldn't have.
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And that was... bad.
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And, um, I just wanted
to say, um...
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I just wanted to say
that I'm, like,
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super sorry
that I told you guys
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to resist your oppressors
and stuff.
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As princesses, we should
never think for ourselves,
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and just, you know,
give up on our dreams
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and our own individuality.
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Oh, I mean all this
from the bottom of my heart.
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And I'm definitely not just
saying that because
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Miss Heinous is threatening me
and my family.
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Okay, was that good?
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Milady, I have notes.
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( laughing )
It's perfect. Perfect!
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Miss Heinous, we just
want to apologize again
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for Marco's behavior.
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Yes. We hope this can be
a fresh start for all of us.
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Hm. We shall see.
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Maybe this will inspire you
to take a more active role
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in your child's life.
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FATHER:
Good-bye, Miss Heinous.
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Safe travels.
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Well, this was
a real eye-opener.
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What else have you
been hiding from us?
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Now is the time to
own up to any other
inter-dimensional chicanery.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
No chicanery here.
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All good.
Nothing to report.
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I think we have
some responsibility
to accept, too.
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Maybe we haven't
been around enough
for the two of them.
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We can start
fresh tonight.
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I say we cancel
dinner with the Morrisons,
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and instead,
have a family game night.
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( all cheering )
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Who needs to hang out
with the Morrisons anyway?
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The Diazes are so cool.
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There you are, milady.
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Pillow's fluffed
just the way you like it.
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Sweet dreams, milady.
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And sweet dreams to you,
too, Princess Marco.
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The fairest in the land.
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Soon, the multiverse
will shiver in fear
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once I destroy
Princess Marco
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and Princess Butterfly.
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With you at my side,
Rasticore...
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Why, Rasticore.
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You've grown an elbow.
255
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:09,434
You'll be a big boy
again soon.
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So very soon.
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Karate brings the essence
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of ka, ra, and te
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together in a circular balance
of the elements.
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It is time for you
to demonstrate
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all that you have learned
about the "DUH's" of karate.
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Discipline.
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00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,697
Ed-U-cation.
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And most importantly,
Honor.
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Honor.
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I, Grandmaster of
the How To Karate video series,
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am coming to your dojo
in your town of...
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to watch your top student
perform.
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00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,456
If Grandmaster
deems them worthy,
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your dojo will be
How To...
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This is a great honor
for our dojo.
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With Grandmaster's
certification,
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we won't just be
a mini-mall dojo anymore.
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We'll be a certified
mini-mall dojo.
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The student I will choose
to represent the school
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will be someone who has
constantly impressed me
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with their dedication
and commitment.
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Someone who has contributed
so much to the dojo,
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who really puts the "ra"
in karate.
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I will let you know my decision
by the end of the week.
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00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,893
Uh, sensei, it's Friday.
282
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,027
Oh. Then it's Jeremy.
283
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,295
What?!
284
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:47,766
( nervous stammering )
285
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:50,001
Anyway, great class today.
286
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,770
You're all dismissed.
287
00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:54,005
( evil laughter )
288
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,940
How does it feel, Marco?
289
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:59,043
He actually chose
an eight-year-old over you.
290
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:01,379
L-o-s-e-r.
291
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,414
Marco lost to who?
292
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:06,918
J-e-r-e-m-y.
293
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,319
That spells winner.
294
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,455
That's me.
Jeremy.
295
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:14,592
Yay! This is going to be
the best trip yet!
296
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,294
Ready to board?
297
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,595
You bet, Sir Acha.
298
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:20,532
Let's sail away
on our friend ship.
299
00:13:23,502 --> 00:13:26,070
Hey, little buddy.
What are you doing
in my room?
300
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:29,007
( New Age music plays )
301
00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:33,411
Hajime.
302
00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:55,466
Whoa. That was amazing.
303
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:58,937
So is Jeremy still
your choice to
represent the dojo?
304
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,438
Yeah, for sure, Jeremy.
305
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,508
What?! I broke, like,
three boards.
306
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:07,345
Marco, I didn't pick Jeremy
because he's better at karate.
307
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,347
I picked him because of...
308
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,515
you know, who he is
as a person.
309
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,518
Who Jeremy is as a person
is a jerk.
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00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,654
( muttering ) As a person?
Who do you think is a person?
311
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:17,822
Marco, listen.
312
00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,490
No, you listen.
313
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,426
I'm ten times the person
Jeremy is.
314
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,361
You're making
a huge mistake.
315
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,431
Let's sail away on
our friend ship.
316
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,566
( gasps )
317
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:32,804
You still have a lot
to learn about honor.
318
00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:35,139
Fine.
319
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:37,876
Mom, next time you cut
the crusts off,
320
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,844
leave 'em in the bag.
321
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:41,379
Just 'cause I don't
want 'em on my sandwich
322
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,047
doesn't mean I don't
eat 'em later.
323
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,816
MOTHER: I'm sorry,
my little cherub.
324
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,455
Is that...
325
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,156
That's a hundred-dollar bill.
326
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,392
Really?
327
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,561
Yeah.
That's a Benjamin.
328
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,496
That's my favorite one.
329
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,832
But it's got
all that stuff on it.
330
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,901
Yeah, it's
a lot of stuff.
331
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:05,436
You know how many vinyls
I could buy with that?
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00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,039
Three.
333
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,974
I'm going in.
334
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:12,744
Ew. Why does it smell
like that?
335
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,512
Pretty rank, huh?
336
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,581
Well, maybe if I...
337
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,983
I'd start with
the corner.
338
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:25,089
Man. Somebody glued this
to the ground.
339
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,891
Glue?
340
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,093
What kind of a sick joke
is this?
341
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,495
Try the other corner.
342
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,435
My glasses.
And it's my birthday!
343
00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:43,608
Uh, butler, refill.
344
00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:54,519
- Shameful.
- Hey, Marco,
whatcha doing?
345
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,087
Do you mind?
346
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,822
I'm collecting
evidence here.
347
00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:59,624
( gasps )
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
348
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,492
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
349
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:03,061
Keep it up, Jeremy.
350
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,063
You're giving me
everything I need.
351
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:08,232
( rustling )
- Star? What are you doing?
352
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,168
I'm just helping you out
at the scene of the crime,
353
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:13,805
collecting evidence.
354
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,808
Uh, it's not really
a crime scene.
355
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:20,578
I'm hiding in the bushes
and recording all of Jeremy's
bad behavior.
356
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,847
Oh, so you're like a...
like a...
357
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,515
like a creep.
358
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,951
What? No.
I'm not a creep.
359
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,554
I've got lots
of proof here, Star.
360
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,489
It's okay, Marco.
361
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,957
Wave that creep flag.
362
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:35,493
This isn't creepy.
This is justice.
363
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,695
I'm gonna show
all this bad stuff to sensei,
364
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,564
and then he'll have
to change his mind
365
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,632
about letting Jeremy
represent the dojo.
366
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,041
Huh?
367
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:58,616
( karate yells )
368
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,852
Hey, sensei.
369
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,687
Mr. Diaz.
370
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,655
There's something
I need to show you.
371
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:07,558
If it's those pictures of
the dog playing the harmonica,
372
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,795
I've seen them,
and they're excellent.
373
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,864
No, no,
this is not that.
374
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,866
It's about Jeremy.
375
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,300
Okay. What is it?
376
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,269
I wanna show you...
377
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:21,305
how...
378
00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:23,641
Well?
379
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,878
How...
sorry I am.
380
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,781
I shouldn't have
overreacted the other day.
381
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,716
You have every right
to choose who you want
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00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,584
to represent the dojo.
383
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,686
And if you really think
Jeremy is the best choice,
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00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,189
then I can accept that.
385
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:39,924
I appreciate
your apology.
386
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,893
It shows your
noble spirit.
387
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:44,729
You're like a lion,
or a really cool bird-lion.
388
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,764
- ( watch beeping )
- Oh, man!
389
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,133
Grandmaster's gonna
be here any minute.
390
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:53,838
Or is Grandmaster
already here?
391
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,173
( all gasping )
392
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:58,709
Grandmaster.
Thank you for coming.
393
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:01,012
Do not thank Grandmaster.
394
00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:04,582
It is by the will
of karate
395
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,818
that Grandmaster is here.
396
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:09,187
That's the coolest sentence
I've ever heard.
397
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:14,325
Who have you chosen
to represent your dojo?
398
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:17,862
Me! Jeremy!
399
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,765
Yay. We love you, son.
400
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,739
I would like to express
what a huge honor it is
401
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:32,243
for all of you
to watch me perform.
402
00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:37,115
♪ Jeremy is awesome ♪
403
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:41,152
♪ He's the best at
everything he does ♪
404
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,087
Ahem.
405
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,789
Applause.
406
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,860
♪ He's the greatest
that ever was ♪
407
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:50,328
Yah, yah!
408
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:53,631
- Mom, picture.
- Yes, sweetie.
409
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:54,999
What a jerk!
410
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:57,001
I cannot stand
that boy.
411
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,070
Why'd you bring me here
for our anniversary
412
00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:05,877
No, I'm not done.
413
00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:08,779
Okay, that's it.
414
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,748
I'm sorry, sensei.
415
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,016
I just can't
accept this.
416
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,985
Why did you pick Jeremy?
417
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,854
Because he brings so much
to the dojo.
418
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,189
So much what?
419
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:20,057
Money, dude.
420
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:21,692
His family's
filthy rich.
421
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,394
They give the dojo
tons of cash.
422
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,929
That's how I keep
this place afloat.
423
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,732
I really shouldn't be
running a business.
424
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,700
So, wait.
425
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,702
You don't think
he's a better person than me?
426
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,838
No. Of course not.
He's a toilet.
427
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,339
Jeremy, Jeremy...
428
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,775
Why didn't you tell me
this in the first place?
429
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,211
Because you and I
are friends,
430
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,079
and that's what friends do.
431
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,715
They do hurtful things
to each other,
432
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,217
without explaining why,
433
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:49,187
because they know
their friend will understand.
434
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,856
That's not how... wait.
We're friends?
435
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,058
Duh. You're my dojo bro.
436
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,260
Why else would I keep
texting you to grab tacos?
437
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:58,062
You don't text me.
438
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,764
Whose number is this then?
439
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,733
For the record, friends are
up front with each other.
440
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,169
Really? I gotta stop
learning life lessons
441
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,737
from children's shows.
442
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:09,707
I'm so ignorant in
the ways of friendship.
443
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,710
Perhaps you could be
my friendship sensei.
444
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,213
I'd be honored.
445
00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:20,117
( loud snoring )
446
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:24,889
Yes. Uh... yes.
447
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,891
Yes, indeed,
yes, indeed.
448
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,727
Wonderful performance.
Just wow. Wow all across the...
449
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,861
But I wasn't even done.
450
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,763
Yes, Grandmaster
gets the gist.
451
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,865
Punch, punch,
kick, kick.
Very good, William.
452
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,734
It's Jeremy.
453
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,736
This dojo
has proven itself
454
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:42,807
worthy of
Grandmaster's certification.
455
00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:54,852
The wind of karate
beckons once again.
456
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,054
Grandmaster must go.
457
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:01,892
How did he do that?
458
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,928
Huh. Grandmaster
is like the wind.
459
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,931
He is not bound
by physical constraints.
460
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,532
You can't leave
the Grandmaster!
461
00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:12,336
Looks good.
462
00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:13,971
Sure does.
463
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,942
( phone buzzes )
464
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,944
"Let's go grab some tacos."
465
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:23,247
Someone invited me
to get tacos.
Wanna come, too?
466
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:25,116
Sure.
467
00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:29,287
You wanna go get
some ice cream?
468
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:32,456
No? You wanna go glue
some hundred-dollar bills
469
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,959
to the ground?
470
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,461
Yeah? Okay.
471
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,968
♪ I think Earth
is a pretty great place ♪
472
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,403
♪ That's saying something ♪
473
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,905
♪ 'Cause I've been
through outer space ♪
474
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:51,809
♪ I think it suits me,
it's just my style ♪
475
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:55,846
♪ I think I'm gonna stay
a little while ♪
476
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:58,049
♪ I think that strangers
are just friends ♪
477
00:21:58,051 --> 00:21:59,984
♪ You haven't met ♪
478
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:04,121
♪ I'm blasting monsters
and I never break a sweat ♪
479
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:08,292
♪ I'm really thinking I could
call this place home ♪