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♪♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another woo-hoo! ♪
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♪ Yea-ah ♪
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-
puh-puh-puuuhh ♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Perfect Princess Moon ♪
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♪ She's great in every way ♪
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♪ Everything she says and does
is absolutely right ♪
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♪ Her hair is silky soft ♪
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♪ Her favorite color's pink ♪
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♪ She flosses every day
and she never needs to sleep! ♪
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♪ The perfect Princess Moon
She's nice in every way ♪
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♪ Always in a sunny mood
Even on the cloudy days. ♪
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♪ Her sugar-coated
heart of gold ♪
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Will make everything fine ♪
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♪ She plays with puppies
and kisses kitty-cats ♪
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♪ Eats her veggies and
Smells like lavender ♪
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♪ Perfect Princess Moon ♪
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♪ She's a fan of smiles ♪
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♪ Perfect Princess Moon
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♪ Will be our
Que-ee-e-e-e-een! ♪
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Ugghh! Mom!
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Worst. Song. Ever.
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Do I have to have
one of those written
about me?
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Yes, Star. It's a tradition
as old as the kingdom itself.
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And it's your official
introduction as Future Queen
to the people of Mewni.
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That song didn't say anything
about the real you.
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You could plug any name
into that song
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and it wouldn't make
a lick of difference.
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How about Buttercup!
Sparkle! Snowflake!
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They all happen to love puppies
and smell like lavender? Wow.
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I don't have time for this,
Star.
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Preparations for
your Song Day celebration
are already underway,
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and the new official
Songstrel of Mewni
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is heading to Earth
to write your song
as we speak.
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Hmmmmm.. fine.
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And remember, Star,
the people of Mewni
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like their Princess Songs
light and fluffy.
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Can you handle that?
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Yes, Mom.
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Oh, I can handle it--
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by avoiding this problem
until it goes away.
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( laser puppies
"barking" )
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Moon, please. If I can't
talk you out of going,
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at least take a bunch
of our knights with you!
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I told you, River,
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this has to stay low-key,
under the radar.
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Besides,
I've been there before.
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It's perfectly safe.
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The Forest of Certain Death
is not safe!
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And likely nothing on Mewni
is as safe as it used to be.
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I promise you,
I can handle myself.
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( smooch )
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Hold down the castle
until I return.
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Can't you just take
one little night?
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(echoing) At least call me
when you get there!
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( whoosh )
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( doorbell rings )
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Haha. The Songstrel.
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Greetings, Princess Star!
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I am Ruberiot.
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♪ And may I just say ♪
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♪ Though we have much to do ♪
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♪ How much of a pleasure
it is to meet you ♪
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♪ How great-- ♪
Stop. I get it.
Come in.
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So, this shouldn't
take too long.
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I just want to get to know
the real Star.
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Oh, how rude of me!
Ha ha ha!
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I didn't even
offer you anything.
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What can I get you?
Water? Juice? Tea?
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Ha. Well,
if you have mint tea,
that might be--
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As a matter of fact, we do!
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Marco is a member
of the Tea of the Month Club,
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and I think we just got
some super-special mint tea.
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Right, Marco?
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Don't move!
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Tea of the Month Club?
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( thwack )
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( clatter )
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Should be just a minute!
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( clank )
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( clatter continues )
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♪♪
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( playing blue licks )
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( penguin tittering )
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Ooh, this tea is real good!
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( blender whining )
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Hey, Star!
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Cloudy! Let's get out of here.
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Hey, Janna Banana,
want to go to the mall?
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( ominous, droning sounds )
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( whinnies )
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Easy, girl. Almost there.
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MALE VOICE:
What is it?
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Hello, Lord Brudo.
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Huh? Queen Moon. Hmph.
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What do you want?
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I need to speak with you.
It's very important.
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(grumbles)
Step back.
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( unlocking door )
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Hmm.
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Ahem. You--you coming here
to what?
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Eh, you're--you're
blocking the door.
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I'll move. Geez.
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( clangs )
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Not even gonna pick up
a guy's crown for him.
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(grumbling) My dear,
we have company.
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You may want to get dressed.
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Oh, Queen Moon!
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To what do we owe the,
uh, honor of this visit?
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I'm sorry to intrude.
Please accept this
bag of corn.
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BRUDO: Corn?!
We don't need corn!
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We're doing great, thanks!
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But perhaps we can find
someone else who could use it!
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So, what brings you here,
Queen Moon?
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I'm here because your son
took a very important book
from my family.
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My son? Which one?
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Crudo?
Uh, no.
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Not Yudo!
Hunh-uh.
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Menudo?
Uh, nope.
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Ugh. Okay, I'm just gonna
go down the list.
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Dudo, Kudo, Mudo, Tudo,
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Fudo, Zudo, Udo...
I have no idea who that is.
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Not Dennis!
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No, no, it's...it's Ludo.
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(gasps) Ludo?!
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Well, we don't say that name
in this house anymore!
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Not since he and his goons
took over our castle
and changed the locks
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when we were on vacation!
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Not that this place
isn't lovely...
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Do you know
where he is now?
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We don't.
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You know, he is
a grave disappointment to us.
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BRUDO:
Well, what do you expect?!
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We had a lot of kids.
Ludo was the runt.
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He didn't even fit
in our family portrait.
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We were extra hard on him
to toughen him up.
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And look what happened!
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Was he grateful? No!
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Instead, he destroyed
our ancestral home
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and brought shame
on the family name.
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There, there.
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We can't always control
the path our children
choose to take.
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Thank you,
Lord and Lady Avarius.
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If you hear from Ludo,
please let me know.
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SONGSTREL:
♪ Where is Princess Star? ♪
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♪ Has she traveled far? ♪
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♪ I am very musically skilled ♪
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♪ But if I don't write this
I'll surely be ki-- ♪
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( door opens )
Hey!
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BOTH:
You're back!
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You're still here!
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Well, good-bye.
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Please! Princess!
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I have a job to do,
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and I can't leave
until it's done.
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And I won't stay
until you're gone.
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But...what about your
Song Day celebration?
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In just a day,
the people of Mewni
will be expecting us
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to perform this traditional
Princess Song--
Ah-ah-ah!
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I don't want to hear it,
Songstrel.
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If you don't leave right now,
maybe I'll leave for good.
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Hey, Star!
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Before you leave us alone
again--
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for a very long time
with no explanation--
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could you help me make some
more popcorn in the kitchen?
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Kit-chen!
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Please. Just do what he says.
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He's been singing at me
for eight hours,
asking where you are!
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Well, I'm sorry,
but I don't want
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anything to do with Ruberiot
and his stupid Princess Songs.
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My mom's was so stupid
and so fake and so
old-fashioned--
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it's just not me.
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It's okay, Star.
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Everyone knows you're
anything but ordinary.
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Aww. Thanks, Marco.
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Huuuugs.
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He's, uh--
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he's staring at us,
isn't he?
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Yup.
Ugghh! Fine.
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Ru-ber-i-ot,
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if that even is
your real name--
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You. Me. My room. Talk time.
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( rustling )
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I know you're there.
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Come on out, if you know
what's good for you.
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What do you want?
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It's me. Dennis.
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You were just at my house.
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Why are you following me?
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Are you looking for
my big brother because
you want to help him?
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Help him what?
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He's not well.
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Do you know where he is?
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I can take you to him.
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Oh, uh-- What is this?
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We must go by wing, M'lady.
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Oh.
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All right, then,
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well, let me just--
hold on--
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( gasping )
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He's over there.
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( angry squawking )
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What is that?
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( gasps )
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What is it?
We have to go.
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We have to go now.
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It's an honor to be
your official songstrel,
Your Highness.
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I have some really
exciting ideas
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that I can't wait
to get your opinion on.
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Ruby, just stop.
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Please. I know
my mom sent you here,
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but honestly, I am sorry,
I can't help you.
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Princess Songs
are objectively awful.
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They are these
trite little puff pieces
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about perfect little princesses
with perfect little eyes,
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and that's not me!
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And songstrels like you
are part of the problem!
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Your music just puts pressure
on future princesses
to be perfect!
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So you might as well
take your stupid notebook
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and your stupid lute
and go back to Mewni,
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because I have no interest
in helping some stupid hack
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write a stupid Princess Song!
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Oh, really?
Yeah, really!
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Fine. But for what it's worth,
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I also think the songstrels
before me were hacks.
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You didn't think
I had an opinion?
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That maybe I had
some integrity?
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I wanted to write a real song
about a real princess,
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with all her gifts and flaws.
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Don't Mewmans deserve to know
their future queen?
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(choking up)
But you won't even
help me do my job!
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(sniffling) I might as well
just take your mom's song
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and just plug your name in
and be done with it!
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You know, like
some kind of hack?
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Wait! Ah, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
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Ruby!
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( whinnies )
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DENNIS:
So, can you help him?
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I'll...I'll do what I can.
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RUBERIOT:
♪ Perfect Princess Star ♪
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♪ Is great in every way ♪
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Hmm.
♪ Perfect Princess Star's is-- ♪
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Argggh!
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It's so awful!
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( discordant note clusters )
♪ Stupid, stupid song ♪
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♪ Why do I even try? ♪
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Face it, Ruberiot.
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You are a hack
like all the rest.
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You'll never amount to anything!
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00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:08,386
Whoa. So you're, like,
a totally tortured artist.
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Cool!
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That is a lot of paper
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just to plug a name
into a previously existing song.
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What do you want?!
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You, uh, you forgot
your stupid notebook.
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Ruberiot, do you really hate
Princess Songs as much as I do?
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I do, Princess.
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I thought I could change them.
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I-I know they can be better.
I can do better.
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00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:34,979
But the show is tomorrow,
and I have nothing.
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If I go out there
with your mom's old song,
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I'll be just as bad
as all the others.
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Arrgh, this is bad.
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Why did I drop out
of lawstrel school?
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Good-bye, aspirations,
hello, flipping cornburgers.
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Ruberiot, nothing is that bad
when you have a magic wand.
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How about you and I
turn this silly tradition
into something real?
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Oh, darling! You're back!
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You're wearing that
to Star's Song Day?
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(gasps) Song Day.
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( music, conversation )
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Get your corn slaw here!
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We got corndogs, kettle corn,
bacon-wrapped corn...
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Get your exclusive
Star Butterfly merch here!
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( King panting )
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(sighs) Whew.
Okay. We made it.
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Oh, you lost one of
your curlybadoos, dear.
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STAR: Hey, everyone!
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Mom, hi!
Hey, Queen.
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Oh, my gosh, I had the worst
wardrobe malfunction.
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00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:09,440
Do you know how hard it is
to find a decent shoulder tassel
in an Earth mall?
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00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:10,875
Oh. Hey. You got
a little thingy
in your hair.
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00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,977
A what?
A little thingy-thing.
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Oh. Thank you, dear.
How'd that get there?
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Star, I want to
tell you something.
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I know it's not very
princess-like to show up late,
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00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,520
but did you see traffic
on the Royal Mile?
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Please,
let me finish.
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00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:26,691
I just want to say how--
how proud I am of you.
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00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,126
What?
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I know Princess Songs
aren't exactly your cup of tea,
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and I know I can be...
hard on your sometimes,
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so it means a lot to me that
you still went through with it.
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00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:41,072
Thanks, Mom, but, uh...
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just so you know,
Ruby and me,
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we kinda changed some stuff.
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I mean, it's just not
gonna sound exactly like
your Princess Song did.
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So, you know, don't freak out
or anything.
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Thank you for telling me,
Star,
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00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,486
but I trust your judgment.
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00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,488
Oh, thank you!
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00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,891
But we really went off-script.
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00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:01,793
It's all good,
but there might be, like--
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EMCEE: And now, Mewni's
newest court composer,
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the songstrel Ruberiot...
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...in honor of
the Royal Family...
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I really hope you like it.
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I think I know you will,
but I really hope you do.
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...presents Star Butterfly's
Princess Song!
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♪♪
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♪ Who is the maid
with the buttercup hair? ♪
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♪ Who sleeps on moonbeams
and dances on air ♪
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00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:38,830
♪ With tears made of honey
and a heart full of bunnies ♪
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♪ Whose infinite virtues
are known near and far ♪
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♪ It's Mewni's own sweetheart,
our dear Princess Star ♪
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( lute continues )
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♪ And under the shimmer
and rubies and pearls ♪
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♪ Lies hidden a fierce
and adventurous girl ♪
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♪ The forces of evil
that lurk in the night ♪
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♪ Will cower in fear
when this shooting Star... ♪
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♪ Ignites!!! ♪
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( all gasp )
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♪ ( propulsive rock beat ) ♪
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♪ Weaving magic
like a born spell-caster ♪
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♪ And wreaking havoc
like a natural disaster ♪
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♪ She rocks her Narwal Blast ♪
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00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,882
♪ And Warnicorn stampede ♪
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00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,551
♪ She's gonna earn her crown ♪
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00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:38,222
♪ So hail to
the Que-e-e-e-e-en! ♪
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( fireworks explode )
( all cheering )
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♪ She's a rebel Princess,
she's the best ♪
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♪ She's a bolt of lightning
in a hot pink dress ♪
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♪ She's a thunderstorm
roaring through the night ♪
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00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,769
♪ She's a shooting star ♪
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00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:56,574
♪ And she's lighting up
the sky ♪
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♪ Oooh ♪
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00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,177
Yeah! That's my girl!
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00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,579
What a delightful
little ditty!
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00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,581
Good job, Star!
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00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:07,785
Uh, right. It's not over yet.
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( slow, heavy beat ♪
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♪ Shooting Star
shining in the night so bright ♪
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00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:22,667
♪ She started to attract
a pair of envious eyes ♪
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00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:26,771
♪ The villain rose up
from behind the jester's cross ♪
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00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:30,842
♪ She drove him away, but didn't
know what she had lost ♪
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00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:38,683
♪ Glossaryck
and her book of spells ♪
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00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:42,186
♪ How could she know Ludo
would take 'em for himself? ♪
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00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:45,790
♪ She confessed to her parents,
all full of dread ♪
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00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,825
♪ The King and Queen
exchanged a look
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♪ And this is what they said ♪
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00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:53,197
♪ This is what they said,
this is what they said ♪
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00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:57,668
♪ We will keep your silence
for you ♪
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00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:01,706
♪ From the citizens of Mewni
and the High Commission too ♪
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00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:05,743
♪ To keep the peace
we will play the game ♪
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00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:09,313
♪ Royal secret
from Royal shame ♪
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00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,882
♪ Royal secret... ♪
Star?
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00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:13,384
(Star makes choking noises)
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00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,385
Star.
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00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,420
Mom, what did you expect?
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00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:18,823
I told you
I couldn't do some puff piece.
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00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,726
I had to do
what felt right for me.
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00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,695
Look, it's over now,
so we just gotta move on--
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00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:25,863
Oooh. What?
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00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:29,834
♪ Royal secret --
one last to tell -- ♪
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00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:36,207
♪ A princess
under true love's spell ♪
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00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,176
( gasps )
Wait, is that me?!
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00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:41,879
Unhh. Ruberiot never told me
about this part!
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00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:45,049
♪ Who is the boy
in the Earthly attire? ♪
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00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:48,386
♪ The Prince of the Princess's
deepest desire ♪
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00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:51,756
♪ I don't need to show it,
I think we all know it ♪
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00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:55,893
♪ But just to be certain
I'll say it again ♪
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00:19:55,895 --> 00:20:03,801
♪ Star Butterfly is in love
with her best friend ♪
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00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,403
♪ And his name is Marco Diaz. ♪
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00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,737
Oh, no.
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00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:11,209
♪ Forever... ♪
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00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:17,048
♪ ...more! ♪
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00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,850
( panting )
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00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:23,054
( confused chatter )
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00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:26,157
What's wrong?
You're supposed
to be clapping!
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00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:28,392
Say what?!
The Queen lied to us!
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00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,995
Well, technically,
it was a lie by omission.
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00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:34,398
Omitters!
Boo!
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00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,901
( angry yelling )
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00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,937
( crowd booing )
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00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,779
(angry yelling)
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00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,081
Mom! I---
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00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,983
I didn't realize
this would happen!
401
00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:54,819
I thought they wanted to know
the real Star Butterfly!
402
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,754
They don't, Star.
403
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,390
They just want to believe
that you're a perfect
little Princess.
404
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,892
And sometimes,
the truth is dangerous.
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00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:04,228
HEKAPOO:
With all due respect, Moon,
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00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:07,131
withholding information
about Glossaryck
and the spell book
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00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,799
has put us all in danger!
408
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,334
( bleating )
409
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:12,770
Uh, yeah!
Like the goat said!
410
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,872
I assure you,
I had every intention--
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00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,107
Every intention of what?!
412
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,808
I had everything under control!
413
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,777
How dare you hide
something like that?!
414
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,545
QUEEN: I wasn't trying
to hide anything!
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00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:23,948
( argument continues )
416
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:27,084
Uh...so--
417
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,286
Hold that thought,
Marco.
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00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,089
Hey, Star!
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00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:33,491
Hey, Cloudy.
420
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:35,893
Let's, uh, get out of here.
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00:21:40,899 --> 00:21:43,901
♪ I think Earth
is a pretty great place ♪
422
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:47,905
♪ That's saying something,
cuz I been through outer space ♪
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00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:51,909
♪ I think it suits me,
it's just my style ♪
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00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:55,980
♪ I think I'm gonna
stay a little while ♪
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00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:59,917
♪ I think that strangers are
just friends you haven't met ♪
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00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:04,021
♪ I'm blasting monsters
and I never break a sweat ♪
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00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:08,292
♪ I'm really thinking
I could call this place home ♪