1 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:02,835 ♪♪ 2 00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:10,876 ♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪ 3 00:00:10,878 --> 00:00:12,611 ♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪ 4 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:14,179 ♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪ 5 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,048 ♪ I'm from another dimension ♪ 6 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:17,383 ♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪ 7 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:19,284 ♪ Gonna have a good time ♪ 8 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:20,652 ♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪ 9 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:22,788 ♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo ♪ 10 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,859 ♪ Yeh-heah ♪ 11 00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:30,029 ♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪ 12 00:00:30,031 --> 00:00:31,864 ♪ I'm talking puppies ♪ 13 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:33,966 ♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa ♪ 14 00:00:33,968 --> 00:00:35,667 ♪ Ooh ♪ 15 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:37,302 ♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪ 16 00:00:37,304 --> 00:00:39,138 ♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪ 17 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:40,706 ♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪ 18 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:44,243 ♪ I'm from another dimension ♪ 19 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:52,551 ( beeping ) 20 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:58,991 ( snoring ) 21 00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:03,095 Huh? 22 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:05,497 What is going on? 23 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:09,735 Star, wake up. 24 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,036 Marco, we're late for school. 25 00:01:11,038 --> 00:01:12,805 - I'm not Marco. - Where am I? 26 00:01:18,344 --> 00:01:20,946 Oh. Oh, no. The High Commission. 27 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:23,849 Leave it. There's no time. 28 00:01:28,188 --> 00:01:29,955 There's no way out. What are you doing? 29 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:31,657 Escape route blast! 30 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:48,607 Magic is not supposed to do that. 31 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,275 I'm not sure what that was. 32 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:53,579 But my magic's gone. 33 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:55,314 - Rats. - It will be okay. 34 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:57,783 No, rats. We gotta hide. 35 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:06,658 - Narwhal-- - Star, no. 36 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:10,229 Mom, you can't take my wand. 37 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:11,830 It was mine first. 38 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:14,299 No more magic until we find a way to stop this. 39 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,168 I've got an idea. 40 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:19,972 Let's go destroy Toffee. 41 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:22,007 Come on, Mom, let's just go. 42 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:24,009 - Let's go kill him. - Star, no. 43 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:26,111 Well, then, what's the plan, Mom? 44 00:02:26,113 --> 00:02:27,846 'Cause I ain't seein' one. 45 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:29,681 Oh, Star. 46 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:31,650 I don't have a plan. 47 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,118 I'm just trying to keep you safe, okay? 48 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,921 Okay. 49 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:37,689 Well, can't stay out here. 50 00:02:39,425 --> 00:02:40,659 It's creepy. 51 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,427 We need another hiding place. 52 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:43,862 Ribbit. 53 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:48,667 Ribbit. 54 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:51,770 ( gasps ) Ribbit. 55 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:54,873 I think I have an idea where we can go. 56 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,642 But you have to trust me. 57 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:02,014 Buffrog! 58 00:03:02,016 --> 00:03:04,716 Star Butterfly! 59 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:07,186 Oh, my little sweet potato. It's been too long. 60 00:03:07,188 --> 00:03:08,620 QUEEN MOON: Ahem. 61 00:03:09,722 --> 00:03:11,723 Oh, Queen Moon. 62 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,725 Greetings. 63 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,727 Mom, this is Yvgeny Bulgoyaboff. 64 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:18,497 Please, call me Buffrog. 65 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:20,732 - He used to work for Ludo, but he's cool now. - What?! 66 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:23,335 Hey, Buffrog, can we crash with you for a night? 67 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:26,305 Of course. I owe you for all that tadpole-sitting. 68 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:28,307 Star, can I speak with you? 69 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:31,510 We cannot stay with him. He's a monster. 70 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:35,480 Mom, get with the times. Not all monsters are bad. 71 00:03:35,482 --> 00:03:37,115 - ( twig snaps ) - What was that? 72 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:43,922 Well, it seems we have no other choice. 73 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:46,925 Uh, welcome to my... 74 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:48,927 home. 75 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:50,762 Boop. 76 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:53,365 You're in luck. 77 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,167 It's rainy season. 78 00:03:55,169 --> 00:03:58,503 Ah, so good for the skin. 79 00:03:58,505 --> 00:04:00,372 Oh, uh, no shoes in house. 80 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,908 I am, how you say, germophobe. 81 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:08,947 I feel so free. 82 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:11,216 Buffrog, wonderful home. 83 00:04:11,218 --> 00:04:13,018 Oh, thank you. 84 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,586 Is a bit of a mess right now. 85 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,421 Please take a seat. 86 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,357 Oh! Are those... 87 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:20,125 slugs? 88 00:04:20,127 --> 00:04:22,961 Slugs keep furniture clean. 89 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,963 I thought everyone knew that. 90 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:26,131 I'll stand. 91 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:29,368 Yo, Buffrog, where them babies at? 92 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:32,371 Oh, I just put them down for nap. 93 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:33,872 Babies! 94 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:38,644 ( laughing ) Oh, I missed you little baby faces so much. 95 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:41,580 Oh, my gosh, you have little baby arms! 96 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:44,583 Yes, all except little Katrina. 97 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:46,618 She is late bloomer. 98 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,954 Oh, you little special snowflake. 99 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:51,957 Babies, say hello to Queen Butterfly. 100 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,659 That really isn't-- 101 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:55,260 ( all ribbiting ) 102 00:04:55,262 --> 00:04:58,230 Star, I have been so worried about you. 103 00:04:58,232 --> 00:04:59,631 Why? I'm good. 104 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,633 Well, when Ludo took your castle, 105 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,402 I thought, you know... 106 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:05,237 ( makes slicing sound ) 107 00:05:05,239 --> 00:05:07,839 Whoa, wait. Toffee has our castle? 108 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:10,108 Toffee is dead. Ludo in castle. 109 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:12,010 Ugh! Toffee not dead. 110 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:13,912 Toffee inside Ludo. 111 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:16,515 Oh, I see. So creepy. 112 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:18,917 Papa! Dad's still in the castle! 113 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:20,018 We have to go save him. 114 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,853 No. 115 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:23,255 ( gasps ) 116 00:05:23,257 --> 00:05:25,824 He is your husband! 117 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,759 Star, I've made my decision. 118 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,127 We stay here. 119 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:31,296 Excuse me. Where is your wash room? 120 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:33,198 Uh, wash room? 121 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,300 Yes. I'd like to freshen up a bit. 122 00:05:35,302 --> 00:05:36,668 She needs to make boom-boom. 123 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:39,004 Oh! The wash room 124 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,573 - is out back. - Thank you. 125 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:45,444 I'm sorry. My mom's got... 126 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:46,878 monster issues. 127 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:50,882 Yes, I'm getting certain vibe from her. 128 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,818 Yeah, we all are. 129 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:55,053 But Buffrog, I came here for a favor. 130 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:57,489 Of course. Anything for you. 131 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:59,057 I need you to hang out with my mom. 132 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:00,992 I need you to keep her busy while I go find Toffee. 133 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:03,695 Star, Toffee is very dangerous. 134 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,731 Do you have plan? 135 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:08,066 - I have plan. - You have plan? 136 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:10,035 I have plan. 137 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:12,671 Okay. When Moon returns, 138 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,539 I will distract her. 139 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,141 Distract me from what? 140 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:18,043 Uh, from this. 141 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:20,879 I didn't want you 142 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,080 to see it. 143 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:23,482 Bad choices in past. 144 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:25,350 Oh. Thank you. 145 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:28,754 So what do you monsters do for entertainment? 146 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:31,256 Uh, we could smash bugs. 147 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:32,991 We could play board game. 148 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:35,093 Great idea, Buffrog. 149 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:37,429 And I will hang out with the babies 150 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:39,731 in their room. 151 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:44,369 Your daughter is very strange. 152 00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:46,905 Thank you. 153 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,940 We have many option of board game. 154 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:51,977 ( reading titles ) 155 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:57,349 Monster Conquerors, Castle Crushers, 156 00:06:57,351 --> 00:07:00,585 Kill the Queen, Mewman Versus Monster, 157 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:04,055 or my favorite, Puddle Defender. 158 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:06,191 Mmm, interesting. 159 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:08,193 I like babushka monster. 160 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:11,129 I don't know why, but I'm drawn to this one. 161 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:14,366 Okay, the rules of Puddle Defender are, 162 00:07:14,368 --> 00:07:15,934 uh... 163 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,235 Um... 164 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:19,805 the rules are... 165 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:21,039 Yes? 166 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:23,375 Uh, rules are simple. 167 00:07:23,377 --> 00:07:25,977 The evil bloodthirsty Mewman, that's you, 168 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:29,614 must try and sneak past watchful Monster parent, that's me. 169 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:33,151 Break into daycare, explode helpless monster babies, 170 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:35,253 and turn them into stew for eating. 171 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:37,088 ( gasps ) That is horrible! 172 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:39,391 ( snapping sound ) 173 00:07:39,393 --> 00:07:41,092 Hey, here is dice! 174 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:42,994 You roll first. 175 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:45,063 QUEEN MOON: Seven. One, two, three, four, 176 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:47,165 five, six, seven. 177 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:48,934 "You are filthy Mewman. 178 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:51,303 Use teeth-sharpening spell 179 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:54,139 for better eating of monster babies." Really? 180 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,440 Is this fun? 181 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:57,342 Who will get to daycare first? 182 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:59,778 Suspense is killing me. 183 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:01,746 "Congratulations." Oh. 184 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:04,316 "You set a Mewman camp on fire. 185 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:06,318 Collect four corn pieces from bank." 186 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:07,552 Come on. 187 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:11,523 Oh, you land in mud puddle. 188 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:13,458 You get nothing. Tough break. 189 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:15,760 This game seems a tad biased. 190 00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:17,195 Really? I never noticed. 191 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:19,498 Yay! I get more corn. 192 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,433 ( coughing ) 193 00:08:23,135 --> 00:08:26,204 Did you hear something? 194 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:27,439 I hear nothing. 195 00:08:27,441 --> 00:08:30,509 You know, it's monsters that eat Mewman babies. 196 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:32,143 Oh, really? 197 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:34,946 Can you name a time 198 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:37,148 when monsters have ever done such a thing? 199 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:40,151 Well, no, but when I was a child, 200 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:42,320 we played a game called Castle Defender 201 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:46,057 about Mewmans protecting our babies from ravenous monsters. 202 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:48,159 That idea had to come from somewhere. 203 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:52,030 Because it was in a children's board game? 204 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,065 I just think that monsters would have less of a reputation 205 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,701 if they didn't act so bloodthirsty all the time. 206 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,470 Monsters only act that way 207 00:08:58,472 --> 00:09:00,705 to protect their babies from Mewmans. 208 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,507 You may not understand, 209 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:04,709 but monsters will do anything for our children. 210 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:07,379 Don't talk to me about what I'm willing to do. 211 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:09,214 Why do you think I'm here in this swamp? 212 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,216 To protect Star from Toffee! 213 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,919 Don't you think I'm worried to death about my husband? 214 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:16,821 But I have to keep my child safe at all costs! 215 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:19,057 Something you probably wouldn't understand, 216 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,326 because you're a monster. 217 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:24,729 You insult me, Queen Moon. 218 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:28,767 My buffbabies, they are my life. 219 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:33,004 And that is why, Star Butterfly... 220 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:35,774 I will not help you escape. 221 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:37,175 - Star! - Buffrog! 222 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,244 Star will be safe here. 223 00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:47,218 Keeps babies in, and dangers out. 224 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,887 I should have realized. 225 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:51,923 But of course. You're a parent, too. 226 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,092 I can't believe you're taking her side. 227 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,428 BOTH: Go to your room! 228 00:09:57,797 --> 00:10:00,098 - ( door slams ) - Kids. 229 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,367 Scared ol' mama. 230 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,868 Two-timing Buffrog. 231 00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:05,437 What's their plan, huh? 232 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:07,305 Just avoid your problems to death. 233 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,074 Great plan. It's a terrible plan. 234 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:11,276 I've got plans. I've got big plans. 235 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,211 But no, they stuck me in here. 236 00:10:14,246 --> 00:10:16,281 We can help you. 237 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,782 Not now. I'm thinking. Who said that? 238 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,150 It was me, Katrina. 239 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,386 You guys can talk?! 240 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,121 Just me so far. 241 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,456 I haven't told my dad yet. 242 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,625 There's something else I haven't told him. 243 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:32,397 Holy moley! 244 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,132 Sometimes we gotta sneak out to the club 245 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,668 - and go dancing. - I feel ya, girl. 246 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,403 All clear. 247 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,673 Wow. We made it. 248 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:45,276 - So what's the big plan? - What plan? 249 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,345 The plan for beating Toffee? 250 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:50,148 Oh, right. 251 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,182 I don't have one. 252 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,984 What? 253 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,586 Yeah, planning's not really my thing. 254 00:10:54,588 --> 00:10:56,321 I kinda just go for it. 255 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:59,324 That is a terrible plan. 256 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,292 Oh, my precious little ribbit babies. 257 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:02,360 Don't you worry. 258 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:03,862 I'm very worried. 259 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:06,698 I'll see you after I destroy Toffee. 260 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:12,704 She's gonna die. 261 00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:17,442 Get it out, all of it! 262 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,344 This is my castle. I don't want to see 263 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:22,447 a single Butterfly face. Move it! 264 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:29,354 Wait, wait, wait. What am I looking at here? 265 00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:34,259 No Butterflies. Get that out of here. 266 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,230 Is that the last of it? 267 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:42,367 And with that, everything in my kingdom is in order. 268 00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:46,204 Corncobs here. Get your corncobs. 269 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,206 No, no, not again! 270 00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:52,744 These rats have eaten me out of house and home. 271 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,746 Right, they will do that. 272 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,381 Okay, a few kinks to work out, 273 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,316 but overall, the citizens of Mewni love me. 274 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,051 Hey, merch vendor, 275 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,920 how are the King Ludo T-shirts selling? 276 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,923 Very, very, very not good. 277 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,391 Not good at all, Your Majesty. 278 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,026 What about the masks? 279 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,395 Those especially. Here, I'll show you. 280 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,363 Greetings, young man. 281 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:15,266 Might I interest you in a King Ludo mask? 282 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,769 - ( shrieking ) - Run, baby, run! 283 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,437 Maybe it's the beard. 284 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,906 No, my lord, they just don't like you. 285 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,708 Oh, honey, look at all that great stuff. 286 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,610 Wow, we should load up. 287 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:28,012 Finally, someone with taste. 288 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:30,115 Let me just... 289 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,416 This will look great in our foyer. 290 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,251 How much for this handsome fella? 291 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,853 Oh, well... 292 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,454 It's not for sale. Come on. 293 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,690 You know what? That's it. Levitato! 294 00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:43,428 There. All that terrible Butterfly stuff is gone. 295 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,297 Now, how about a nice King Ludo coffee mug, 296 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,700 - or a bobblehead? - We don't want your stuff. 297 00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:52,303 Yeah, we don't like you; nobody likes you, dude. 298 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,471 See what I'm dealing with here? 299 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:54,806 I am your king. 300 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,608 I command you to like me. 301 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,076 No. 302 00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,377 ( frustrated yell ) 303 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,114 ( straining ) 304 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,482 Checkmate. 305 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:07,485 I'm bad at everything. 306 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,454 First rule of chess, Marco: 307 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,723 you must always protect your king. 308 00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:13,858 ( keys jingling ) 309 00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:18,296 - What do you want? - You're coming with me. 310 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,166 No way. I'm not going anywhere with you. 311 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,300 That's too bad. 312 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,068 It's urgent royal business. 313 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:27,405 I need you to command the people to like me. 314 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:30,642 ( laughs ) Why would I do that? I don't even like you. 315 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,477 Shuffling about and talking to that wand hand of yours. 316 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,746 It's weird. 317 00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:38,149 Fine. If you won't help me, then you can just rot in this cell. 318 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,318 Say good-bye to your freedom. 319 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:46,457 Come on, you stupid chain. 320 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,859 Ha ha! 321 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,561 Ho ho. Ludo. 322 00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,064 Butter. 323 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,335 Change of plan. 324 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,038 I'm giving you 24 hours to figure out a way 325 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,940 to make the people of Mewni like me, 326 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,708 or I'll... 327 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:06,945 I'll levitato you into the sky forever. 328 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,347 Oh, I'm so scared. 329 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,015 Twenty-four hours. 330 00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:14,452 Dude, Ludo's gone completely nuts. 331 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,954 You're telling me. 332 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,356 He left behind a perfectly good stick of butter. 333 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,292 Oh, I can... almost taste it. 334 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,528 River, now is no time for... 335 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,563 butter. 336 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,867 Yes, you're young and limber. 337 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,568 Reach out for it, boy. 338 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:33,004 Excellent! Ha ha! 339 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,806 Ha ha! 340 00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:37,408 Careful. Save some for the gruel, boy. 341 00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:40,378 Nice work, Marco. 342 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,747 Here. Butter yourself up, and I'll see if I can 343 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,349 figure a way out of here. 344 00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,650 Try the AC vent. 345 00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,586 The dungeon has air conditioning? 346 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,555 It's a dungeon, not a torture chamber. 347 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,658 Nice. How are those shackles coming? 348 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,994 I don't think this is going to work. 349 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,930 River, did you eat the butter, River? 350 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:01,232 I used to be king. 351 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,568 Okay, okay, I'll go steal that key from Ludo, 352 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,036 and then we'll both get out of here. 353 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,672 You should just go. This isn't your fight. 354 00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:11,976 Marco, listen to your king. 355 00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:18,750 Whoa. The royal bedroom. 356 00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:23,655 Ludo. 357 00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:34,032 - Sh. - Ruberiot? 358 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,467 Quiet, dude. You're gonna get us caught. 359 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:39,771 Whoo, how'd I ever live without a solid gold toilet? 360 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,973 What the heck is going on here? 361 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,075 Since Ludo took over, we've been hiding in the vents. 362 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:47,478 When he's not around, we eat his royal leftovers. 363 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,480 And bathe in his royal bubble bath. 364 00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:54,619 And sleep in his royal bed. 365 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,721 She was miming that we sleep in his royal bed. 366 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,823 LUDO: Those villagers are so ungrateful. 367 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,792 And end scene. 368 00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:07,298 I don't get it. 369 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,767 How are these things not flying off the shelf? 370 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:13,137 It can't be for my lack of devilishly good looks. 371 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:16,574 I've got that whole levitatoing King River to do. 372 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:21,379 Being a king is simply exhausting. 373 00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:27,118 Now's our chance. 374 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,153 If we can get that key from Ludo, we can free the king and-- 375 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,089 Whoa. I'm gonna have to stop you right there. 376 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,924 You see, as artists, 377 00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:34,859 our job is to comment on the world around us, 378 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:37,695 not "doing stuff." 379 00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,164 A heavy burden, yes, but that's what it means 380 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,166 to be an artiste. 381 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,935 Oh, please. You, an artist? 382 00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:46,604 - You're nothing but a jingle scribbler. - And you're a buffoon. 383 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,706 The buffoon is merely the facade 384 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,475 for my pointed social commentary. 385 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,777 That's what makes me a true artist. 386 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,612 Not as much of an artist as the mime. 387 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:57,415 Obviously. We all know the mime is an artistic genius. 388 00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:00,885 - BOTH: Genius. - Guys, look. 389 00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:03,054 I'm not a soldier either, but there's a time 390 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:05,490 when you have to get off the sidelines and get involved. 391 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,692 If the four of us work together, 392 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,627 we can save the true king of Mewni. 393 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,195 Now who's with me? 394 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,365 Now, see, I wouldn't use that hand gesture. 395 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,634 It's just been done to death. 396 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,236 And you never want to end a sentence with a pronoun. 397 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,605 You all make me sick. 398 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:32,817 No. I don't want to shave the corn. 399 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:48,266 What? Who's here? 400 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,234 Who's in my royal bedroom? 401 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,235 A guy in a mask. 402 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:54,005 We're here to... 403 00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:56,207 entertain you, my lord. 404 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,009 What? 405 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,415 In the middle of the night? 406 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,683 Oh, yeah, because, uh... 407 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:09,020 And we wrote this song about... you. 408 00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:11,622 You wrote a song about me? 409 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:18,129 ♪ Ohhh, he... ♪ 410 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:21,866 ♪ Came on bird and spider ♪ 411 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:26,537 ♪ Uh, shone his grace upon us all ♪ 412 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,906 I did do that, didn't I? 413 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,242 ♪ And brought the rats here ♪ 414 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,244 ♪ To protect us ♪ 415 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:38,015 ♪ And now we'll never fall ♪ 416 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,720 Get the key. 417 00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:47,058 ♪ And we say ♪ 418 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:50,661 ♪ Great King Ludo is great ♪ 419 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:55,133 ♪ He's so great, great, great, great, great, great, great ♪ 420 00:18:55,135 --> 00:19:00,438 ♪ And Mewni has never been better ♪ 421 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:04,742 ♪ Been better, been better, been better ♪ 422 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:08,679 ♪ Oh, great King Ludo is great ♪ 423 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:12,750 ♪ He's so great, great, great, great, great, great, great ♪ 424 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:16,521 You guys are really good. What do you call your band? 425 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:19,123 Three Artists And A Buffoon. 426 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,125 Okay, that's it. 427 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:23,528 - What? - I'm the buffoon? You're the buffoon. 428 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:26,697 You make fart jokes. I make art. 429 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,799 You call that noise art? 430 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,301 Your rhymes are whack! 431 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,537 Yeah, well, yours are hack. 432 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,539 Oh, good one. 433 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:37,241 - Hey, hey. - Hey! 434 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,779 Stop. You're all hacks, 435 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:45,683 except for the mime. She's a genius. 436 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,884 Get them! 437 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,727 I can't believe this. 438 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,362 I almost had the key. 439 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,498 Can't you two get along for just one minute? 440 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,799 We like not getting along. 441 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,202 Yeah. We're good at it. 442 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,704 Wow! You guys really had me fooled. 443 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,941 No, we really do hate each other. 444 00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:13,711 Ah! 445 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,479 Marco! 446 00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:17,348 Hey, king, we're busting you outta here. 447 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,083 What are you doing? 448 00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,718 I won't abandon my people. 449 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,687 What?! 450 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:25,389 Sometimes, you've got to let the king go. 451 00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:31,329 Time's up. 452 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,930 So, um... ready to... 453 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,633 Where's my key? 454 00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:40,037 I must've dropped my key right in front of you, 455 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,273 and you didn't even notice. What?! 456 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:45,576 You could have been running free by now, prancing in the fields. 457 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,079 Must make you feel pretty silly. 458 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,147 Ha ha. Spider! 459 00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:53,918 So are you going to force everyone to like me, 460 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,720 or is it levitato time? 461 00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:58,889 You may have the crown, but you will never be king. 462 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,859 We'll see how you feel once you've been levitatoed. 463 00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:05,997 No, River! 464 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:08,833 Come on! 465 00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:13,271 Welcome to the reign of King Ludo. 466 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:16,440 This is what happens to anyone 467 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:20,311 who doesn't show respect and adoration for their king. 468 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:21,779 You have any last words? 469 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,115 People of Mewni, I am not afraid. 470 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,050 Blah blah blah. Levitato. 471 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,053 ( people gasping ) 472 00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:31,055 What are we gonna do now? 473 00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:34,191 Now? We fight. 474 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,963 Uh, you know that's not mud, right? 475 00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:43,067 ♪ She's a princess winning battles ♪ 476 00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:45,803 ♪ Through the break of dawn ♪ 477 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:48,572 ♪ Don't worry when it's night 'cause ♪ 478 00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:51,108 ♪ She will keep the lights on ♪ 479 00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:56,781 ♪ Oh, there goes a shining star ♪ 480 00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:59,517 - ♪ Evil won't deter her ♪ - ♪ No, sir! ♪ 481 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:02,019 ♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪ 482 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:04,088 ♪ Star Butterfly! ♪ 483 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:07,892 ♪ She is a shining star ♪