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♪♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from
'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo ♪
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♪ Yeh-heah ♪
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,
pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Oh, burrito ♪
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♪ Burrito ♪
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♪ I'll never let you go ♪
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♪ My little burrito ♪
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♪ Burrito, burrito, burrito ♪
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♪ We've got such a long way
to go ♪
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♪ For me to eat you ♪
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MARCO: Hey Star!
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- ( screams )
- Ow!
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Marco! What did I
tell you about...
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Wait... Marco!
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Hi.
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Oh, my goodness!
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It's so good to see you.
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Um, what are you doing here?
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I missed it here,
so, I decided to come back
permanently.
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- ( toilet flushes )
- TOM: ♪ Burrito, burrito ♪
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- ♪ I'll never let... ♪
- Tom?
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- Marco!
- Tom!
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- GUARD: Intruder!
- ( Marco groans )
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KNIGHTS: Hup, hup, hup.
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Uh, wait, wait, wait,
wait a minute.
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Guys, guys, hey guys,
it's all right. It's just Marco.
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I'm not an intruder.
King River said
I could be a knight.
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See?
I got the cape and everything.
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( laughs )
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- Look, he's got a cape.
- ( all laughing )
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Ugh, River.
I'm so confused here.
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You told Marco
he could be a knight?
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Well, uh, yeah.
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I never actually thought
we'd see him again. Ha ha!
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I'm sorry, Marco, but I'm afraid
that's not how it works.
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But King River
gave me a knight's cape.
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M for Mewni.
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No, my boy,
that's my meat blanket.
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- Meat blanket?
- Yes.
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- I also have a cheese doily.
- ( sighs )
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But I wore this thing
every day.
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For weeks. Weeks...
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I'm sorry, Marco,
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but becoming a knight
is no easy task.
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Yes. It takes years
of intense training, dear.
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Yeah.
Years of intense training.
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- He hasn't even been a squire.
- A squire?
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Hey, I can do that.
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River, are any of our knights
in need of a squire?
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Wait, I've got it.
How about we set him up
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with Sir Pop Lock and Dropeth?
Hmm?
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That old scamp!
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( whispering ) Um, actually,
he "pop, locked, and dropped".
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You mean...?
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Oh, my.
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Star, why don't you
have Marco stay with you?
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It will give you two
a chance to catch up
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while we figure this out.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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I know a knight
he can squire for.
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Man, Star. I'm sorry.
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I feel like I just
crash landed into your life.
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Well, we figured it out.
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Yeah... um, cool.
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Wow, heh. Check out
all these stairs.
Sure are a lot.
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So, what does Jackie
think about all this?
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Oh, well, she wasn't
really into it, but you know me.
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Ain't nobody telling me
what to do. ( chuckles )
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That-that was a joke.
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Actually, yeah,
she-she broke up with me.
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Well,
I'm very sorry about that.
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So, are you and Tom--
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Yep!
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Oh, look, here's that door
we were walking to.
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( Lavabo laughing )
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Found you!
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Ah, here's our guy,
Sir Lavabo. Hi!
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Ah, princess.
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I will be with you shortly.
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I have a job to finish.
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There. Every sock in the kingdom
now has its mate.
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How may I be of service?
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Well, I...
I got you a squire.
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( gasps )
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My own squire?
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What do you call him?
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- Marco Diaz.
- What?
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I'm squiring
for the laundry guy?
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Yeah. This is Sir Lavabo.
He's super cool.
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But I'd be way down here
in the basement.
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Actually, sub-basement.
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So moody.
You're gonna love it.
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Yeah, but, just the same,
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how about you princess me up
something a little closer,
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like, say,
something in the castle?
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Marco, just 'cause
I'm a princess
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doesn't mean
I can do anything I want.
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Yeah, but if I'm
all the way down here,
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we're never even
gonna see each other.
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( growls )
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You don't appreciate
anything I do!
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Star, wait. I didn't mean...
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Marco Diaz, are you ready
for your first quest?
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Yeah... sure.
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What are we doing?
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You must empty
the lint catcher.
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( mocking Marco )
"Oh, hey Star!"
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"I just showed up
out of nowhere."
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"Why don't you give me
a job to do?"
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Okay, Marco, here's a job.
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"No, not that job!
Another job--" ( groans )
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Hello.
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Eclypsa.
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They're giving you
some outdoor time.
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That's great.
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I know.
And real dragon chains,too.
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( sighs ) They make a lady
feel so free.
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Oh, yeah, that's, uh,
that's really awesome.
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Can I sit?
Sit, like, right there?
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( grunts )
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( exhales )
Thanks.
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Here, take a load off.
Feed the birds.
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Always makes me feel better.
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I don't get how some people
think it's okay
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to just drop into your life
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without so much
as a head's up.
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You know what I'm saying?
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And then you try
to help him out,
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no appreciation.
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So, what's his name?
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Huh? What?
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No, no, no, no, no,
it's not like that.
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Well, well, not anymore.
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- It's just Marco.
- Well, Marco.
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So, that's it.
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Marco thinks that
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just because
I'm a princess,
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I can get him
whatever job he wants.
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Well, can't you?
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No... yes.
But that's not the point.
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Well, now that he's here,
do you want him to stay?
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Uh, yeah... no.
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Ugh, I don't know.
Doesn't matter anyway.
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I already made him
a laundry squire.
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He's squiring
for the knight of the wash?
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Well, then your problem
will take care of itself, dear.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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No squire has ever survived
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more than a day
in the laundry room.
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It's the most dangerous place
in the castle.
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( gasps ) Marco! I got to go.
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Thanks for the popcorn.
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That wasn't popcorn.
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Lavabo, where's Marco?
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On his first quest,
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cleaning out the lint catcher,
mi' lady.
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Oh, no.
Sparkle slushie juice blast!
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Wait, princess!
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Marco?
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Whoa!
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( blows raspberry )
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That was weird.
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Marco! There you are.
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No, don't.
You're gonna wake it up.
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- What?
- No, I said.
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Don't. You're gonna wake it up.
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What?
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( sighs ) I said,
you're going to wake it up.
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( slithering )
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( screeching )
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- Whoa!
- Ugh!
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Whoa! Aah!
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Aah!
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Rolling thunder lightning blast!
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Aah!
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( grunts )
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( shrieks )
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No!
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( Star screaming )
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( grunts )
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Marco!
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( belches )
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Huh?
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( belches )
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( both grunt )
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Marco, are you okay?
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We gotta get
that fan moving.
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( monster rumbling )
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( Marco grunting )
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Hiya!
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( grunts )
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It won't budge!
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Wiggle harder!
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( rumbling )
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I'm coming, Marco.
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- Ha, gotcha!
- Whoa!
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( monster screaming )
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Fantastic exit beam!
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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( both grunt )
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LAVABO:
Bravo!
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Fantastique!
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Only one other squire
has survived the lint catcher.
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Me!
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Marco Diaz, you will make
a fine squire
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for the knights of the wash.
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( chuckles ) Great.
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Thanks, I guess.
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Uh, Lavabo, can you
give us a sec?
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I need to talk
to Marco alone.
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As you wish, Princess.
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Long live the wash.
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( sighs )
Okay, listen, Marco.
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Here's the thing.
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A lot has changed
in my life since you left.
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It's complicated,
but I finally figured out
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that I just need to be
the best princess I can now.
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And with you here
it's really hard to--
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Yeah, yeah.
I totally get it.
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It was a crazy bad idea
for me to do this
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without giving you
a heads up.
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I'll go back to Earth.
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That's not what I meant.
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Okay, can I, uh,
take my hands
off my face, please?
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I feel like I'm gonna
run into something.
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Okay, stop.
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This is the place.
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Sparkle glitter bomb expand.
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Okay, you can look now.
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Wow.
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Is that... ( gasps )
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What?
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No way!
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I can't believe it!
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( puppies whimpering )
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My room!
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( gasps )
All my stuff!
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My galactic kung fu doll.
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( gasps )
This is so great!
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Marco, kneel.
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( chuckles )
Uh, what?
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Marco, sit.
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What are-are you doing?
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( clears throat )
Head down, please.
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I hereby declare that you,
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Marco Ubaldo Diaz,
shall henceforth
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be my royal squire,
to stay by my side
263
00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:58,056
in times of peace
or danger,
264
00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:01,159
as my most trusted
confidant and advisor.
265
00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:04,295
To go clubbing with me
even when he's too tired,
266
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,798
to share his
late night nachos,
267
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:11,235
but most importantly
to be my very best friend
268
00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:13,404
so long as we both
shall live.
269
00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:15,373
Amen.
270
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:16,207
Do you accept?
271
00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,243
I do.
272
00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:24,849
Wait, do princesses
even have squires?
273
00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:27,185
I'm a princess.
I can do what I want.
274
00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:30,855
Attention, Quest Buy shoppers,
275
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,824
Quest Buy is proud to host
276
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,193
Quest Buy's 10,000th annual
277
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,829
Squire Blowout, or whatever.
278
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,765
Marco, this is gonna be
so much fun!
279
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,567
Just a squire and his knight
280
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:46,437
shopping, pop-locking,
shop-locking.
281
00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:47,839
You know,
you feel me, bro.
282
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,373
I know that looked like it hurt.
283
00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:51,943
Oh, it did,
but I'll feel better
284
00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:54,545
as soon as we find
this little beauty
285
00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,748
from the Quest Buy catalog.
286
00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:58,216
I've always wanted one!
287
00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:01,419
Sorry, Star, but that's
not on the list.
288
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:05,723
Boom!
289
00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,892
BABY-MAN:
Wow, that's so organized.
290
00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:11,062
Look, it's got coupons
attached to it.
291
00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:12,263
I like a coupon.
292
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:14,465
( chuckles )
Hey, guys.
293
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:17,034
Oh, hey, man.
I dig your list.
294
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:19,470
Thanks.
It's every sale item
of the Squire Blowout
295
00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:21,472
grouped together
by aisle and availability.
296
00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:23,441
I called ahead to check
the inventory on each item.
297
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:24,709
That's cool.
298
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,811
A great squire is
an organized squire.
299
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:27,912
That's what I always say.
300
00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:30,148
Uh, great.
301
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,949
Squire!
302
00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:33,651
I'm Higgs.
That's Baby-Man.
303
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,419
- Hey!
- And the old guy
304
00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:37,121
- is Old Guy.
- I'm old!
305
00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:38,122
- I'm M--
- He's Marco.
306
00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:39,724
This is his first blowout.
307
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,126
Really? Huh.
I would've thought
you a veteran
308
00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:43,294
with that fancy
list of yours.
309
00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:45,463
Nope.
I don't know anything at all.
310
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:46,497
Heh, nice.
311
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,933
Well, welcome to the
community, Marco.
312
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:51,235
- I'm honored.
- I'm honored.
313
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,404
Oh, uh, just a little
squire to squire advice,
314
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,473
equipping your knight
and making them look good
315
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,308
is gonna be your
most important task.
316
00:12:57,343 --> 00:12:59,310
So you wanna get to
the good stuff fast.
317
00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:00,745
The shelves
clear out quickly.
318
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,146
I plan on it.
319
00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:04,015
So, where are
y'alls knights at?
320
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,483
Oh, they're over there.
321
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:08,352
That's Lady Whosits.
Baby-Man's knight.
322
00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:11,355
( growls, laughs )
323
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:15,660
And Old Man's knight,
Sir Dashing of Muzzleton.
324
00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:18,296
( gasps )
325
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,363
Call me.
326
00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:21,199
And this is my knight,
327
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,800
Sir Stabby.
328
00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:24,535
( growls )
329
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:27,371
Higgs, I am in need
of a wet wipe.
330
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:29,507
Oh, cool.
331
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,976
Duty calls.
See you at the starting line.
332
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:34,145
- Nerd.
- Okay.
333
00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:36,447
Did she just
call me a nerd?
334
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,815
( chuckles )
No.
335
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:41,452
Endearing nerd
or something.
336
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,620
You know.
I don't know.
337
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:46,057
Come on,
let's get a cart.
338
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:48,860
My lady, choose your steed.
339
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:54,866
No. No.
Oh, in your dreams.
340
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:57,869
( gasps )
Giddy up, horsey!
341
00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,370
Whee!
342
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:00,738
All right, here we go, boy!
343
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:02,206
Hi-ho, rainbow!
344
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:03,808
( PA beeps )
345
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:07,311
( clears throat )
Attention, Quest Buy shoppers,
346
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:10,248
the 10,000th annual
Squire Blowout
347
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:14,385
is starting in... now minutes.
348
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,487
- Wait, what?
- Go!
349
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,822
Go, go, go!
350
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,823
Marco, giddy up!
351
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,157
- Whee!
- Aah!
352
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:23,861
Marco, I think
something's wrong
353
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,663
with the wheels!
354
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,065
Whoa! Ah.
355
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,066
( knight laughing )
356
00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:31,569
Here's my bolt, losers!
357
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,571
( laughs )
Thanks for the head start!
358
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,406
What?
359
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,575
That old guy
sabotaged our cart.
360
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,444
( gasps ) They're gonna get
all the good items before us!
361
00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:43,281
Marco, it's all good.
362
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,515
We'll get the good stuff.
363
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,783
Let's just try to have fun.
364
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:51,255
See, fun!
Now, let's go!
365
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:54,058
I am buying everything!
366
00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:55,359
Whoo-hoo!
367
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,627
Okay, what is
item number one?
368
00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:58,429
Item number one is,
uh, a chest plate.
369
00:14:58,464 --> 00:14:59,864
We need a chest plate.
370
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,032
It's on aisle
eight point nine.
371
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,233
Eight point nine,
got it.
372
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,135
Yee-haw!
373
00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:07,104
Got mine!
374
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:10,641
( grunts )
I got mine.
375
00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:12,476
I goo-goo got mine.
376
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:14,078
Hey, there's one left.
377
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:16,080
Almost forgot.
378
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:18,482
Have fun wearing my face.
379
00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:20,084
Ha ha!
380
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:22,920
That Baby-Man ruined
the last chest plate.
381
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:25,489
I knew those squires
were up to something.
382
00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:27,725
They don't want me
to have the good stuff.
383
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,494
- Marco, I don't--
- Yes, I see it now.
384
00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:31,829
I think you're making them out--
385
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:34,131
I've got it!
We'll outsmart them.
386
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:35,900
We'll just go out of order.
387
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,335
That way we can get ahead.
388
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,736
Marco, chill.
389
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,138
I don't even wear chest plates.
390
00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:43,441
I just wanna
salvage my plan, that's all.
391
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:46,878
A great squire
is an organized squire.
392
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:54,318
Yes! We've beat
the other squires to it.
393
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:56,554
( gasps )
I want that one!
394
00:15:57,723 --> 00:15:59,490
Uh, oh, uh.
395
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:02,660
Actually, Star, I did
the research on these guys,
396
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,328
and it came down to these two.
397
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:05,663
They each ranked highest
in their class
398
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:08,099
on safety, growth rate,
a knight horse power.
399
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,633
This one comes with an airbag.
400
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:10,868
So either of these
should be good.
401
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,970
Oh, okay.
402
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:16,307
Well, I guess the airbag one.
403
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,543
- Good choice.
- ( horse squeaks )
404
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:22,113
Okay, since we're right near
the dragon repellant,
405
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,581
I think we should--
406
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:29,720
Hey, that's our
starter horse!
407
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,789
What?
I didn't take your horse.
408
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,725
I just saw you take it.
Now give it back.
409
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,695
Higgs, did you take
their starter horse?
410
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,730
No, siree.
Unh-unh.
411
00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:42,633
Are you calling my squire
a liar?
412
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,336
Uh, yes?
413
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,304
If you're calling
my squire a liar...
414
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:50,374
- Oh, whoa!
- Then you're calling me a liar!
415
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,510
Ugh, whatever, stabby dude.
416
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,711
Take the horse.
We don't need it.
417
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:57,748
Very well.
418
00:16:57,783 --> 00:17:00,551
( blows raspberry )
419
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:01,585
Can you believe her?
420
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,054
It's all right, Marco.
421
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:05,656
I'll just pick out
another... one.
422
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:09,226
Ha ha!
Peace!
423
00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:10,761
Are you serious?
424
00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:12,930
It's okay, Marco.
425
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,366
Listen, let's just
get back to your list.
426
00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:16,500
Look, look, look, look, look.
427
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:17,668
There's the dragon repellant.
428
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,203
We need that, right?
429
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,305
( sighs )
Yeah.
430
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,678
Ugh, yep,
that's the stuff.
431
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,113
HIGGS:
Yoo-hoo!
432
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:35,052
- ( dragons growling )
- Oh, no.
433
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:37,221
( dragons growling,
Marco screaming )
434
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,590
Apparently, we've got dragons
435
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:43,794
on aisle 14.2... again.
436
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:46,730
Shoo. Shoo.
437
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:48,900
( sighs )
This is not my department.
438
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:52,636
( coughs )
439
00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:54,238
Uh, please get off.
440
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,640
( coughing )
441
00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:57,942
Uh, whoopsie.
442
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,410
Did you mean to get this one?
443
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:03,414
Easy mistake.
They look so similar.
444
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,149
( growling )
445
00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:07,818
You wanna tell me why
you're being such a jerk?
446
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:11,055
Listen, wannabe, you think
it's easy being a squire?
447
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,892
All of my waking hours
I'm weaving chain mail,
sharpening swords.
448
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,627
I'm always at my knight's
beck and call.
449
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:19,630
I've even learned how to
polish armor in my sleep.
450
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,632
But what did you do
to earn this job?
451
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,068
Oh, nothing.
It was handed to you
452
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,903
because you're the
princess' boyfriend.
453
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,105
What? I'm not her boyfriend.
454
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,740
Interesting.
455
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:33,344
Guess it was handed to you
out of pity, then, huh?
456
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:35,146
( growls )
Star!
457
00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:37,581
- Marco!
- I'm here, Star.
458
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,483
- Under the dragon butt.
- Oh.
459
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:41,652
Scram, lizard.
Sk-Sk-Skidaddle!
460
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:44,522
Well, I think
that's enough fun
for one squire.
461
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,123
What say we call it
a day, Marco?
462
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:47,658
The sale's almost over,
anyway.
463
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:50,828
No! There's still
one thing left
on my list, Star.
464
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,430
Armor wax.
There's just one bottle left.
465
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,865
I called ahead to check.
466
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:57,268
We have to get it
before those other squires.
467
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,003
Uh, Marco, no offense,
468
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,704
but you're looking
kinda sweaty.
469
00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:02,206
Like sweatier than usual.
470
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:03,774
Hey, maybe let's just,
you know--
471
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,410
- Mount the cart!
- Okay!
472
00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:10,014
( gasps )
473
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,017
Don't let them get that!
474
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,852
( both laughing )
475
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,795
( shrieks )
Marco!
476
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,064
Aah!
Oh, that's it!
477
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,699
Aah!
478
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,868
Aah!
479
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,509
( laughs )
Yes!
480
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:41,011
( groaning )
481
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:43,747
- Marco!
- What?
482
00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:45,816
( groaning )
483
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,519
Oh, I didn't trip her
that hard.
484
00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:50,721
What? She's faking it.
485
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:52,756
( sighs )
Here.
486
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,091
Ha, ha-ha!
487
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,893
Thanks for the wax, losers!
488
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,328
Let's check out.
489
00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:01,198
Dude, you have
got to chill.
490
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:02,766
What? Why?
491
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:05,369
I'm just trying to get you
the best stuff.
492
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:09,873
I'm sorry.
493
00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:11,709
I just really wanted
to show everyone
494
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:14,278
that I was truly worthy
of being your squire.
495
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:16,914
But maybe I'm not
cut out for this.
496
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,917
Why did you appoint me
as your squire
in the first place?
497
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,385
I'm terrible at it.
498
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:22,553
I didn't get you any gear,
499
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:24,121
and you're gonna
look like a joke
500
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,923
in front of all
the other knights.
501
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:31,795
Okay, first of all,
I am a princess.
502
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,797
So I'm gonna look great
no matter what.
503
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:36,900
Second, I knew how excited you
were about coming back to Mewni
504
00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:38,702
so I bent the rules a little.
505
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,738
I'm a princess,
not a knight.
506
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,773
I don't need the stuff
actual knights need.
507
00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:44,742
I've got, like,
a magic wand.
508
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,610
The whole point
of making you my squire
509
00:20:46,645 --> 00:20:47,811
was so we could
hang out again
510
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:49,313
and just do silly stuff.
511
00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:51,949
Attention, Quest Buy shoppers,
512
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,584
only one minute remains
513
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:56,587
in this year's
Squire Blowout sale.
514
00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,289
All right, come on.
515
00:20:58,324 --> 00:20:59,923
Huh? But wait, wait, wait.
516
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,892
Marco, I just told you
I don't need the--
517
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,127
I know, I know.
518
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,728
Come on.
519
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:05,829
( indistinct chatter )
520
00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:10,467
Got you this
really shiny shield.
521
00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:12,470
Not shiny enough.
522
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:18,776
( gasps )
It's beautiful!
523
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:21,912
Hey, Marco, I challenge you
to a duel...
524
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,847
A duel of silliness!
525
00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:25,983
I accept your challenge!
526
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:28,286
( both exclaiming )
527
00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:31,655
Hey, what do they think
they're doing?
528
00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:32,990
That's not knight gear.
529
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:35,426
That's just silly,
random, fun stuff.
530
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:38,429
- Ugh.
- Clever squire.
531
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:41,165
Salami.
I'd never see that coming.
532
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,533
( groans )
533
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:44,968
Uh, did you really mean to grab
534
00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:48,639
two of these defective
happy gnomes?
535
00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:51,008
BOTH: Yes, yes, we did.
536
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:53,044
( both laughing )
537
00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:57,614
♪ She's a princess
winning battles ♪
538
00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,784
♪ Through the break of dawn ♪
539
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,853
♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪
540
00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:05,856
♪ 'Cause she will keep
the lights on ♪
541
00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:11,695
♪ Oh, there goes
a shining star ♪
542
00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:14,298
♪ Evil won't deter her
No, sir ♪
543
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,700
♪ 'Cause magic
flows through her ♪
544
00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:18,068
♪ Star Butterfly ♪
545
00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:21,372
♪ She is a shining star ♪