♪♪
♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo ♪
♪ Yeh-heah ♪
♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪
♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
Stumps here. Get your fresh stumps here.
Daddy, can we go sing some Stump carols?
Not until we get you some cocoa first.
[laughter]
Good evening, everyone.
Please gather round.
Aaah!
Today we pay thanks to the roots of our kingdom!
To the Stump!
[all] To the Stump!
Yes! To the Stump! Whoo hoo!
Tell us the story of Stump Day, Uncle River.
Ha ha ha ha!
You don't tell me what to do.
Now, let me tell you the story
of the first Stump Day.
Centuries ago, a small band of explorers
crashed their ships on Mewni.
After weeks of traveling,
they began to get on each other's nerves.
Aah! Oh, no.
They planned to go their separate ways,
but suddenly, a blizzard struck.
Blizzard!
And the crew was forced to survive by huddling together
around a giant tree stump to keep warm and share supplies.
They forged a lasting bond that day,
and decided not to split up after all.
To commemorate the occasion,
they carved their initials on the back of the stump,
and the kingdom of Mewni was born!
That is why, each year, we come together
and honor the Stump through our friendships
for a full 24 hours.
Or else.
- Or else? - Sh!
Thank you, everyone, for making this
- a Stump Day to remember! - [people cheering]
Do you think the Stump will visit me tonight?
Come on. Only babies believe in the Stump.
Oh, don't listen to her.
I know the Stump is real, and if you've been good,
the Stump will never visit.
Happy Stump Day, Mom and Dad.
Happy Stump Day, Marco.
Happy Stump Day, everyone.
You're really into this, huh?
Oh, you have no idea.
This is my favorite holiday. It is so special.
[laughs] More special than you think.
♪ All hail the Stump, for it is great and kind ♪
♪ Don't anger the Stump, or it will be unkind ♪
♪ The Stump is our savior, we praise it on this day ♪
♪ Keep the Stump in your heart, and let it lead the way ♪
Ah! The perfect Stump Day.
[knocking on door]
[wind howling, bells jingling]
The Stump!
[Marco] Star?
Are you decent?
Marco! Oh! Quit creeping around, you creep.
It's Stump Day.
Sorry, sorry.
Can you come downstairs for a second?
One of the windows is stuck,
and I need your magic to fix it.
Sure. I can... I can do that.
It is Stump Day, after all.
Stump-tacular.
A good try, Marco.
It's right over here.
Uh, Marco, I can't see anything.
[all] Surprise!
[laughs]
Your birthday always falls on Stump Day,
so we decided... surprise quinceañera!
Hit it!
♪ Cumpleaños feliz ♪
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no!
[cheering]
Oh, no, oh, no!
[screams]
Star, what's wrong?
We never celebrate my birthday on my actual birthday, Marco,
because it's Stump Day.
¿Lo que es un día de tocón?
Es un día muy importante.
But it's your birthday, too.
Isn't that pretty important?
Not as important as the Stump.
Today is the Stump's day.
Come on, Star. Don't tell me you still believe in the Stump.
Yeah, that's a baby story.
Like, for babies.
Oh, I think it's cute.
Get off me, non-believer.
O, great Stump, I beg your forgiveness,
for they do not know the ways of the Stump,
and they are but foolish teenagers.
Wait, so the Stump is real?
[all] No!
It's just a manipulative fairy tale...
Parents tell their kids...
So that they're less annoying during the holidays.
Okay, everyone, thank you so much
for this magnificent party.
I am overwhelmed with joy. Really. But unfortunately,
I cannot celebrate my birthday today.
As the song goes,
♪ We honor the Stump each year ♪
♪ To this we have sworn ♪
♪ If we anger the Stump ♪
♪ We'll wish we were never born ♪
[Star yells]
That's my girl.
[straining] Come on, guys, help me honor the Stump.
Um, Star.
What gives? It took me a long time to set up these decorations
and bake your favorite flavor of cake. Rainbow.
I even imported a mariachi band
all the way from Earth just so you could have a birthday.
♪ Cumpleaños feliz ♪
- Guys, not now. - [music stops]
Look, Star, I think I know what this is really about.
You're afraid of getting older.
It's cool. We've all been there.
What? No, this isn't like that at all.
Yeah, Marco, you know what?
Maybe this is really about you,
and how you have to control every situation like a maniac.
Okay? I mean, you didn't even ask Star
if she wanted a birthday party. That's rude.
Because that would've ruined the surprise. Duh!
I told you this was a bad idea, dude,
but you didn't wanna listen.
Well, at least I wanted to throw Star a party.
You didn't plan anything,
and you're supposed to be her boyfriend.
[both] Oh!
Ohhhh!
What?
Marco, take it back.
You heard me, Lucitor.
Uh, I didn't plan anything, because unlike you,
I actually thought about what Star would want.
Did you? Because this morning,
it kinda seemed like you forgot.
[evil laugh] That's it.
I'm gonna pound you into next Stump Day.
Es el diablo!
Boys, stop it.
- Say I'm a good boyfriend. - Never.
Wow. Happy birthday, Star. It's the ultimate gift.
- Two boys are fighting over you. - Ugh!
All right, dinner and a show.
How can you say that?
Marco almost got burnt to a crisp.
Geez, Kelly, chill out.
Are you just mad because Marco's fighting Tom over Star instead of you?
What? Why would you say that?
Yeah, Kelly, why would you say that?
Tad! Ugh! You need to move out.
Guys, stop it. Tom, I really don't care
if you forgot it was my birthday.
- I didn't forget. - Yes, he did.
You better stop fighting!
I'm mad because Star is mad.
Nobody's paying attention to me.
Also, this party has no hotties.
No!
[all arguing]
Oh, see what I mean?
We've angered the Stump,
and now it's tearing us apart.
Girl, what is wrong with you?
Have you gone insane? It's freezing out there.
That's right, Pony.
Nice and freezing.
Just like the settlers felt on their first winter.
Let the cold settle deep into your bones.
We believe!
- No, we don't. - Yes, we do.
Tell the Stump you believe, Marco.
- Tell it! - I believe...
we're all gonna get hypothermia.
Look, isn't someone gonna do something here?
[Janna] I'm on it.
Janna, no!
Ah, that's nice.
Get away from my stump.
Oh, no!
[thunder crashing]
It's here.
Marco, if you wanna give me a back rub, just ask.
[screaming]
- It's real. - [all] We believe.
We believe!
Too late for that.
Kids, what is all this racket?
[screaming]
- Oh, no. - The Stump is real.
Wait. You didn't believe in the Stump?
It's a stump!
I should've believed you, Star.
I should've respected the Stump.
I'm sorry for being a bad boyfriend.
And I'm truly sorry that I was so hard on Earth Turd,
except not really, 'cause he's improved as a person
with my thoughtful criticism.
At least we all get to die together.
That's kinda cool.
I'm sorry for blaming you, Star. I love you.
I love you, too, Mom. I love you, Dad.
I love all of you.
We're...
okay.
We did it.
The Stump spared us 'cause we all came together.
No, Marco, it left 'cause it's midnight, and Stump Day is over.
- It was definitely gonna kill us. - Oh.
Thank you, great Stump, wherever you are.
Um, why are you thanking it?
You just said it wanted to kill us.
Oh, I know.
But it also reminded us
just how much we mean to each other,
even in the face of certain death.
In a way, this has been the best Stump Day of all,
though it will be very expensive
to repair the damage to the castle.
And we'll have to have an extra big celebration next year,
just to make sure things are cool between us and the Stump.
- [laughter] - Oh...
Hey, Marco. I just wanted to say
thank you for planning this party for me.
It was really sweet,
even if the timing wasn't that great.
No problem.
You know, with all the infinite dimensions that exist,
it's still your birthday somewhere, right?
Hey, guys, it's safe to come out now.
- You cool with this? - Mm-hmm.
All right, guys, a-uno, dos, tres.
♪ ♪
[music continues]
Perfect! Oh, hot, hot! Hot!
[straining]
Steady. Ooh, steady.
All right.
Looks like everything is going to be A-O... oh, oh, no!
The chocolate fountain! [yelling]
Up high!
You mean down low?
[laughs] Because I'm short.
Oh, let me get that for you.
Hey, you're the new guy.
Uh, Seeing Eye spell, right?
You settling in okay?
Fantastic.
Well, I'll see you at the party later.
[laughs] I joke.
[bleating]
Well, if it isn't the goats with the moats.
Uh, most.
These are beautiful.
Keep up the good work. Bye.
[bleating]
Hey, Raccoon.
Thanks for washing those... cookies.
But maybe you could wash the fine china instead.
Thanks, buddy. Bye.
Hey, Narwhal, looks pretty good.
Thanks, Spider.
But there's something I need to talk to you about.
- Okay. What? - Well, I...
Narwhal, please.
Oh, dismount.
Next time, you're the foundation.
So what's up?
Let's go somewhere a little quieter to talk.
What? Is something wrong?
It's Seeing Eye.
He's really creepy.
What? What are you talking about?
He's fine. Plus, spying is kind of his job.
Can we fire him?
He's seriously harshing our mellow.
What do you want me to do?
Uninvite him from the Stump Day party?
[all] Yes!
I can't do that.
Stump Day is about inclusiveness and love,
and not angering the Stump.
But Stump Day is the one day of the year
I get to cut loose and guzzle beans.
How can I do that with Spy Eye buzzin' around?
Yeah, let him eat the beans.
Spy Eye is not even one of Star's spells.
Yeah, he's from Eclipsa.
But Star used him, and he's one of us now.
Spy Eye is definitely not one of my bros.
Hey, come on, guys.
We all have our quirks, right?
Narwhal, you're always breaking pillars around the house
with your blast ever since I can remember.
And Snail, ugh, you leave your gross snail trails everywhere.
It's a side effect from my medication.
And me, me, I've got a laser cannon in my hat.
Look, Seeing Eye's just part of our family now,
and you guys need to give him
the same consideration that you give each other.
Now, let's have a wonderful Stump Day.
Yeah!
What do you say, guys?
Maybe Spider has a point.
[all agreeing]
Hey, hey, ya old Stump.
Glad you could make it.
Hail to Stump Day.
Whoo! Stump Day!
Merry Stump Day to you.
Whoa, you really outdid yourself.
Merry Stump Day, Snail.
Cloudy, I'm likin' the upgrade.
Hey, guys, can I interest anyone in some fresh-baked Stump cakes?
- Ooh! - My favorite.
Hey, Spider, hit me up.
That's what a Stump should taste like.
There you go, fresh from the Stump.
Did I get it?
Did I pin the twig on the stump?
Oh, you sure did. Way to stick it to him.
Great party, Spider.
Everyone's havin' a great time.
[happy chattering]
That's not right.
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Hey, Seeing Eye, good to see ya, buddy.
You havin' fun over here
in the corner, by yourself?
You know what?
Why don't I introduce you
to some of the other spells, huh?
Sounds fun. Come on.
So then I said, forget about flying.
You ever seen a pig do this?
I'm dancin'.
[laughter]
Good one.
Hey, speaking of cool, funny things,
have you guys met Seeing Eye?
He's a new spell that Star's been using a lot lately,
and is an all-around great guy.
[nervous giggle]
Anyhoo, Seeing Eye,
I could tell you some stories
about these crazy guys.
Tell me about it.
[sneezes]
[blows nose]
Nah. Nah. Nah.
Cool. Free stuff.
Oh, there you go.
That's disgusting.
Whatever. You're the one licking the cupcakes.
You put your head in the punch.
- Not cool. - [all arguing]
[nervous chuckle]
I guess he already knows all of you.
Hey, do you lift?
'Cause, you know, it's a pretty big deal around here,
as you can tell by my body.
[gasping]
[gulp]
You totally lied to us, bro.
You broke a sacred sweaty bond.
Hold on a second, guys, don't be mad.
I'm not mad, I just need some time to process.
Yeah, me, too, bro. We have to go.
Wait, bros, no! Ah!
You know what? No.
This is your fault.
Instead of taking responsibility for my actions,
I am gonna blame you for recording them,
and then I am gonna pummel you.
The Stump cakes you were looking for,
they're over there. Ha ha.
Fine. I'll be back momentarily to whoop your...
eye, I guess.
Seeing Eye, what are you doing?
It's always best to tell the truth.
Yes. Be that as it may,
we are at an office Stump Day party.
Oh!
Look, just try havin' some fun, okay?
No.
How's it goin'?
This is a nightmare.
You know what?
I'd like to tell every spell
at this stupid, stinkin' Stump Day party
that they stink.
- Ruining Stump Day after all the hard work... - Spider.
What?! I'm trying to wallow.
That.
Maybe he didn't hear us.
Let's just start dinner,
and get this whole thing over with.
[chattering]
Attention, please.
Friends, we made it another year,
and now we have this beautiful feast...
- Licked by raccoon. - Blecchh!
...to enjoy together as a...
As a family.
Without any punch, because a certain pig
drank it all.
You know what?
- Pig did drink all the punch. - Hey.
And Makeup Blast licked our food,
and Raccoon, he washed our cookies.
[disgusted snorts]
While Seeing Eye is creepin' everybody out.
But it's his first Stump Day, guys,
and you know what?
Where I come from, that counts for something, right?
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Yeah, let's hear it for Spider, man!
He's the glue that holds us together.
[all] To Spider! To Spider!
You know what? I'd like to tell every spell
at this stupid, stinkin' Stump Day party
that they stink!
[all gasp]
Is that... how you feel?
[all talking at once]
Well, yeah, but, no, my exact meaning
of what I was saying...
Oh. [groans]
What the heck, man?
It's always best to tell the truth.
Whatever, man. I hope you're happy.
We were a family, and you could have been a part of it.
But now, no.
It's over!
And if I never see you again,
well, it would be fine with me.
[Pig] Oh, Stump cakes. Oh, excuse me.
Your hand is really soft.
What?
Tell me about it.
- What? Oh. - [both laugh]
[all laughing]
[chuckles] Oh, yeah, I did do that, didn't I?
[giggles] You did do that, didn't you?
Let me get your jacket.
Why, thank you, Spider.
[laughing]
Dude is such a gentleman.
I didn't realize how hard he worked.
It's always best to tell the truth.
Wow. Thank you, Seeing Eye.
Aw, dude, that was beautiful, man.
Come on, bring it in.
You're all right, bro.
It's a Stump Day miracle.
[laughs] Sure is.
Come on, guys, we got a Stump Day to celebrate.
Really?
Ha ha, you know it, buddy.
Come on, Seeing Eye.
Let's get this party started!
♪ Gather friends around the Stump ♪
♪ We'll have such fun around the Stump ♪
♪ Drink some punch, feast a bunch ♪
♪ Play some games and laugh too much ♪
♪ Around the Stump! ♪
♪ She's a princess winning battles ♪
♪ Through the break of dawn ♪
♪ Don't worry when it's night 'cause ♪
♪ She will keep the lights on ♪
♪ Oh, there goes a shining star ♪
- ♪ Evil won't deter her ♪ - ♪ No, sir! ♪
♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪
♪ Star Butterfly! ♪
♪ She is a shining star ♪