1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:02,835 ♪♪ 2 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:08,974 [upbeat music plays] 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,976 ♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪ 4 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,744 ♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪ 5 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:14,179 ♪ I ain't from round here ♪ 6 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:16,148 ♪ I'm from another dimension ♪ 7 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:19,651 ♪ Gonna get a little weird, gonna have a good time ♪ 8 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:22,921 ♪ I ain't from round here, I'm from another-- woo-hoo ♪ 9 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:28,326 ♪ Yea-ah ♪ 10 00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:31,897 ♪ I'm talking rainbows, I'm talking puppies ♪ 11 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:35,734 ♪ Puh-puh-puh-puh- puh-puh-puh-puuuhh♪ 12 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:37,602 ♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪ 13 00:00:37,637 --> 00:00:39,271 ♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪ 14 00:00:39,306 --> 00:00:40,739 ♪ I ain't from round here ♪ 15 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:43,575 ♪ I'm from another dimension ♪ 16 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:50,582 [Marco panting] 17 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:53,719 You stop right there, young... old man! 18 00:00:55,455 --> 00:00:56,622 Globgor! 19 00:00:58,925 --> 00:01:02,194 Aah! [panting] 20 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:04,129 Hey, Buff Frog, sorry about Glossaryck. 21 00:01:04,164 --> 00:01:05,931 He gets fussy around, uh... 22 00:01:05,966 --> 00:01:07,800 nap time? 23 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:14,173 Oh. Uh, guess he has today off. 24 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:17,442 -[snores] -Come here, you. 25 00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:19,178 -[snores] -Hmm. 26 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:22,047 Guess I'll bring this to-- 27 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,815 Ohh! Aah! 28 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:25,750 I looked at someone's mail without their permission! 29 00:01:25,785 --> 00:01:27,652 -Wait. What?! -[snoring] 30 00:01:27,687 --> 00:01:29,955 Oh, beans. 31 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:31,389 [sighs] 32 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:33,225 I don't know. I feel so weird. 33 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,759 I have so much on my mind, 34 00:01:34,794 --> 00:01:36,761 and I can't talk to my parents about it. 35 00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:38,396 I don't think I can talk to anyone. 36 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:41,600 [awkward] Oh! Yes, you can! 37 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:43,468 You can talk to me! 38 00:01:43,503 --> 00:01:45,470 Right? Yeah. 39 00:01:45,505 --> 00:01:47,339 Yeah, th-th-that's a thing that boyfriends do, right? 40 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:49,808 Listen! Yeah! I'm all ears. 41 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:52,144 I mean, technically I'm mostly eyes. [chuckles] 42 00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:54,346 Just talk to me. 43 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:55,747 [sighs] It's just that-- 44 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:57,349 -[door opens] -[Marco] Star! 45 00:01:57,384 --> 00:01:59,818 -Buff Frog is gone! -What?! 46 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:01,753 I found this letter for you in his office. 47 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,021 Look. 48 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:05,423 Wait a second. 49 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,425 This letter is legible! 50 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:08,693 Buff Frog didn't write this note! 51 00:02:08,728 --> 00:02:10,095 Exactly! 52 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,830 We gotta find him. I'll get my wand. 53 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:14,099 Yessss! Weapons! 54 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,700 I'm gonna try the lance this time! 55 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:18,537 Marco. Marco. My man. My dude. 56 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:19,838 Hmm? 57 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,706 Um, how about I go with Star on this one? 58 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:23,508 What?! 59 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:26,111 No, no. I'm her squire. It's my job. 60 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:29,881 Okay, okay, yes, but also, as her boyfriend, 61 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:32,284 my job is kinda to spend time with Star. 62 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:36,688 Time you kinda just interrupted. Soo.. 63 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:39,624 Okay, true, but also, Buff Frog's my friend, and-- 64 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:42,060 Okay! That's enough bickering. C'mon, Marco let's go! 65 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:45,063 [whispering] Please. 66 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:46,698 [snoring] 67 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:48,400 Oh! What do you know! 68 00:02:48,435 --> 00:02:51,303 Glossaryck is escaping again! 69 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:52,337 That nimble little rascal! 70 00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:53,872 [Glossaryck] Globgor! 71 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:55,807 Uh, I gotta go catch him before he starts trouble! 72 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:58,877 Sorry, Star! Tom can go with you instead! 73 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:01,713 [Glossaryck] Globgor. 74 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:03,248 Whatever, fine! C'mon, Tom! Let's go! 75 00:03:05,418 --> 00:03:06,952 [insects chirping] 76 00:03:09,055 --> 00:03:11,056 Buff Frog? 77 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:12,390 Buff Frog? 78 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:13,725 [gasps] 79 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:17,162 This doesn't look right. 80 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,097 Buff babies?! 81 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:25,337 I've got a really bad feeling about this. 82 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:26,738 Well, we tried. 83 00:03:26,773 --> 00:03:28,206 Guess he's not home. 84 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:30,008 Do you wanna get a cornshake? 85 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,576 Are you for real right now? 86 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:33,211 We are just getting started. 87 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:34,746 All right, well, maybe we could ask 88 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:36,214 someone in the village if they've seen him. 89 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:38,917 Ah! The Monster village! Great idea! 90 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:40,385 Oh, yeah. 91 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:44,456 Better than something Marco could come up with? 92 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:48,260 [wind blowing] 93 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:49,961 Hello! 94 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:54,266 [echoing] 95 00:03:54,301 --> 00:03:55,967 I don't think anyone's here. 96 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:57,969 This just doesn't make any sense. 97 00:03:58,004 --> 00:03:58,970 [thud] 98 00:03:59,005 --> 00:03:59,938 What was that? 99 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:05,377 [flies buzzing] 100 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,812 This is troubling. 101 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:13,618 C'mon, let's keep looking around. 102 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:14,986 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait! 103 00:04:15,021 --> 00:04:17,189 I want to get me some of that meat. 104 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:20,325 What?! Are you serious? 105 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,559 That's Monster food. 106 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:22,961 [mumbling "I don't know"] 107 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:25,130 You are gross, dude. 108 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:26,798 What if someone rounded them up? 109 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:28,767 A rogue band of Mewmans maybe. 110 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:31,169 [gasps] Or worse-- Mina! 111 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:33,471 Oh, no, no, no, no, everywhere I look, 112 00:04:33,506 --> 00:04:35,140 things are getting worse and worse! 113 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:38,143 I don't know, maybe everyone is out grocery shopping 114 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:40,011 or on a picnic or something. 115 00:04:40,046 --> 00:04:42,580 I mean, that's what peasants do, right? 116 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:44,349 Hey, what's that thing on your neck? 117 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:45,950 What? I don't have anything in my neck. 118 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:47,452 What's that on your arm? 119 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:49,821 What? I don't have anything on... 120 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:50,822 [sound of Tom falling] 121 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:51,823 [drowsy] Hey... what-- 122 00:04:51,858 --> 00:04:53,191 What are you doing 123 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:55,527 on the ground? 124 00:04:55,562 --> 00:04:57,796 What am I doing on the ground? 125 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,702 Oh, gee! Oh! [panting] 126 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:04,869 My face is itchy. 127 00:05:04,904 --> 00:05:06,938 Why is my face itchy?! 128 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,940 Because you're in a burlap sack. 129 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,775 Aah! Don't sneak up on me! 130 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,444 Ow! Sorry. 131 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,679 -What happened? -I don't know. 132 00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:15,680 Where are we? 133 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:16,948 I don't know. 134 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,650 Who did this?! 135 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:20,852 Star, I know exactly the same amount as you do right now, 136 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:22,887 which is nothing. 137 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:25,223 Somebody really does not want us to know where Buff Frog is. 138 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:26,891 Okay, let's get up, ready? 139 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:29,527 On the count of three... one, two... 140 00:05:29,562 --> 00:05:31,529 [groaning] 141 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:34,699 [grunts, screaming] 142 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:37,068 Tom! Tom! Are you okay?! 143 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:39,037 I think I just found out I'm claustrophobic, 144 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:40,705 and I might be panicking a little! 145 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:41,873 Me, too! 146 00:05:41,908 --> 00:05:43,208 I think I'm close. 147 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:44,876 Just stay where you are. I'll come to you. 148 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:46,344 -No, Tom, stay put! -[whimpering] 149 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:47,879 -Tom! It's all right! -[screaming] 150 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:49,514 I'm right here! I'm right here! 151 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:51,716 -Aahh! Aah! -[thunk] 152 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,084 [Star] Tom, stop being so difficult! 153 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:55,019 Huh? [straining] 154 00:05:55,054 --> 00:05:58,890 Uh, I accidentally gored a tree, and, well, now I'm stuck. 155 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:02,093 A tree! Aha! Now we know we're in the woods! 156 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:03,828 [roars] 157 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,297 [Star] Run! 158 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:09,100 Woo-hoo! Okay, I don't know what I just did, 159 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:10,402 but I think it was pretty awesome, 160 00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:12,036 and I am very proud of myself for it! 161 00:06:12,071 --> 00:06:13,905 Oh, no! 162 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:16,708 I have message for you. 163 00:06:16,743 --> 00:06:20,178 Those that search for little lost frogs 164 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:24,382 will find themselves at bottom of swamp! 165 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:25,583 What does that mean? 166 00:06:25,618 --> 00:06:27,719 Stop looking for Buff Frog! 167 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:30,755 And to make sure message is clear, 168 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:34,125 -break his horns! -Aah! 169 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:35,293 [Tom screams] 170 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:37,962 What is going on here?! 171 00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:40,565 Buff Frog?! Oh! You're okay! 172 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:41,599 Hello, Princess. 173 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:42,734 -[happy croaking] -Oh! 174 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:44,936 [whisper yell] Babiiiess! 175 00:06:44,971 --> 00:06:48,706 I was so worried! That letter freaked me out. 176 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:50,975 Letter? I know nothing of letter. 177 00:06:51,010 --> 00:06:55,713 Excuse me. The person who wrote the letter was me. 178 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:58,983 Aw, Katrina got li'l arms! 179 00:06:59,018 --> 00:07:02,554 Oy yi yi. How many times must I tell children, 180 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:06,157 to become spy, they must not to leave paper trail? 181 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:07,992 Is like number one rule. 182 00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:09,761 Kids these days. 183 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:11,996 But your house... it was a mess. 184 00:07:12,031 --> 00:07:14,833 When you are single parent of pile of kids, 185 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,968 I would like see your house! 186 00:07:17,003 --> 00:07:19,137 I just want Star to know we were leaving. 187 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:23,074 Leaving? Where are you going? Grocery shopping? 188 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:26,177 No. We must leave this dimension for good. 189 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:28,346 We cannot stay on Mewni anymore. 190 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:30,849 What are you-- What are you talking about? 191 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:33,051 [sad music playing] 192 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,589 What? No, but-- No, no, no! 193 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,457 No! You can't leave! 194 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:42,126 I need your help to bring Monsters and Mewmans together! 195 00:07:42,161 --> 00:07:43,661 We're so close! 196 00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:47,098 Sorry, Star, you tried, but it not work. 197 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,868 This not problem you can solve. 198 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:54,539 [Tom] Fools! 199 00:07:54,574 --> 00:07:56,774 Beg your pardon? 200 00:07:56,809 --> 00:08:00,645 You heard me. You're all being a bunch of fools right now. 201 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,347 How can you say things will never change? 202 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:04,516 Things are changing. 203 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:08,319 I mean, Buff Frog, you work at the castle now, right? 204 00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:10,121 Star did that. 205 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:14,626 True, yes, but everyone in castle still scared of me. 206 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,194 Plus commute is terrible. 207 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,162 What do you care, Your Highness? 208 00:08:18,197 --> 00:08:20,231 What? Why wouldn't I care? 209 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:21,633 -'Cause you don't know... -...what it's like! 210 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:24,903 Being treated differently, day in and day out. 211 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,237 I do know what it's like, because... 212 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:29,240 I, too, am a Monster. 213 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:31,309 Yeah! Wait, what? 214 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,644 -What? Are you serious? -I had no idea. 215 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:33,745 What?! 216 00:08:34,747 --> 00:08:37,148 Well, technically half Monster. 217 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,083 I got these eyes, horns, 218 00:08:39,118 --> 00:08:40,084 -tail. -[rip] 219 00:08:40,119 --> 00:08:41,352 Okay, that's new. 220 00:08:41,387 --> 00:08:44,489 And lets not forget this face! 221 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,424 -Look at it! -[Monsters scream] 222 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,893 Please, please. Not in front of children. 223 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:51,429 Yeah, but I mean, you're a rich guy. 224 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:54,232 I mean, ri-- right? He's... he's rich. 225 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:56,200 Doesn't count. 226 00:08:56,235 --> 00:08:58,736 Okay, you're right. 227 00:08:58,771 --> 00:09:01,839 I am very rich. 228 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:06,044 Uh, but when I get on an elevator with a stranger, 229 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:08,613 I'm a Monster just like all of you. 230 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:11,182 I'm a rich Monster, yeah, 231 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,617 but I'm a Monster. 232 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:16,020 Thank you for pretty words, purple boy. 233 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:20,124 But for us to stay, we need more than words. 234 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:23,761 Star Butterfly, you are good person. 235 00:09:23,796 --> 00:09:27,231 You tried your best, but it was not good enough. 236 00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:28,700 I'm sorry. 237 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,468 No, no, no, no, Buff Frog, please wait! 238 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:33,137 I can try harder! We have to stick together! 239 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:34,939 Goodbye, Star. 240 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:39,944 Perhaps when it is your time to rule, we will come back. 241 00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:42,246 My time? But how will you know? 242 00:09:42,281 --> 00:09:46,217 Princess, please, it's me, Buff Frog, master spy. 243 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,753 Trust me, I will know. 244 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:50,455 Babushkas, come say bye. 245 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:52,323 -[croaking] -[laughing] 246 00:09:52,358 --> 00:09:54,392 You sweet little baby angels. 247 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,594 I'm-a miss you so much! 248 00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:59,998 Okay, no more with the sentimental. 249 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:02,166 Time to go, everyone! 250 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:04,502 After you. 251 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:05,770 No, after you. 252 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:07,972 No, no, after you. 253 00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:10,008 Together! 254 00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:15,179 Okay, now you babies. 255 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:17,782 One, two, three, four, 256 00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:20,151 five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, 257 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:23,187 11, 12. Where is Katrina? 258 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:26,758 I made you something so you don't forget me. 259 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:29,494 Aw, Katrina! 260 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,863 I actually got something for you, too. 261 00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:32,964 My toy! 262 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:36,835 [portal hums] 263 00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:42,040 [croaking] 264 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:54,619 Oh, Tom, I-- I can't believe they're gone. 265 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,654 I feel like I've only made things worse. 266 00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:58,189 Have a little faith, Star. 267 00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:00,558 I'm a Monster, you're a Mewman. 268 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:03,995 If we can make it work, then there's hope for everyone. 269 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,997 Aw, thanks, Tom. 270 00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:07,399 You're welcome. 271 00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:12,203 So did I do better than Marco? 272 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,743 All right, we'll just pop in and pop out real quick, 273 00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:21,212 'cause I've got that Royal Squire mixer this afternoon. 274 00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:23,381 Aah! I caught the bouquet! I caught the bouquet! 275 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,849 I caught the bouquet! 276 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:27,418 So... what kind of party is this? 277 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:30,188 Bird... Bird Day? 278 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,390 Bird Day? Is that a thing? Bird Day? 279 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:33,858 Doesn't it say on the invite? 280 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,426 Star! I'm a squire of Mewni. 281 00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:37,061 I don't have time to read invites! 282 00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:39,163 Seems to be some kind of kid-washing party. 283 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,399 -What? -Yeah, a "baby shower." 284 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,401 Eh, guess someone's having a baby. 285 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:45,603 A dirty baby it sounds like, 286 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,371 seeing as to how they're gonna wash it. 287 00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:49,040 Marco! 288 00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:52,043 Hey, Mom! So, who's having the baby? 289 00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:54,345 Can't you tell? 290 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:58,249 [gasps] Mom?! You're gonna be... a mom?! 291 00:11:58,284 --> 00:11:59,350 When did this happen?! 292 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,619 Oh, while you were out on Mewni. 293 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,888 And you're going to be a big brother! 294 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:08,259 Say hello to your hermanito-- Marco Junior! 295 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:10,728 Ohmigosh, ohmigosh, ohmigosh, ohmigosh! 296 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:13,264 Wait. What? You're naming him Marco Junior? 297 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:14,699 After you. 298 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,300 That's not how it works! 299 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:17,935 You don't name your son after your son! 300 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:22,240 But he's got a little mole just like you, Marco Senior. 301 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,741 Wow... a brother! 302 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:26,043 How have I not heard about this until now? 303 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:27,278 It's okay. You've been busy. 304 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:29,380 Point is, you're here today. 305 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,716 Now, give your mom a hug! 306 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,719 Oh, yeah, okay. 307 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:38,489 I spent 37 hours squeezing you out of my body, 308 00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:39,624 and this is what I get? 309 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,492 Oh, I just didn't want to-- 310 00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:42,994 Give your mother a hug. 311 00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,462 Okay. 312 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:48,432 Now come on! We have a baby to shower! 313 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:49,600 [people chattering] 314 00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:51,502 Whoa! I felt him kick! 315 00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:52,937 We might have to find a spot for this little guy 316 00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:54,906 on the Mewni Kings guard! 317 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:58,676 [laughs] No, I think stealing one of our sons is enough for now, Star. 318 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,745 Oh, oh, oh! He's kicking? He's kicking? 319 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,414 Why, yes, Marco, you may touch my stomach. 320 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,483 I don't feel anything. 321 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,185 He must have stopped. 322 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,320 You think that's because he doesn't like me? 323 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:12,356 I think his brain is the size of a grape. 324 00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:14,292 Which reminds me, I'm gonna eat a bag of grapes 325 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,127 before we open presents. 326 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:17,762 -[panting] -Presents? 327 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,164 Yeah, it was in that invitation you didn't read. 328 00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:24,101 Oh, Gustav, you've outdone yourself again! 329 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,870 Oh, my gosh! 330 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:28,339 I didn't get a gift for Marco Jr. 331 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:30,975 I'm a terrible big brother. 332 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,811 Shh shh shh shh! Calm, Marco Sr. 333 00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:36,480 I know! Why don't we pop on over to Quest Buy 334 00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:38,149 and get him a little present? 335 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:40,818 Quest Buy? I don't know. 336 00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:42,720 -Sure! Come on! -Whoa! 337 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,388 Well, we were so lonely that we decided, 338 00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:45,957 "Hey, why not have a baby?" 339 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,292 Marco, where are you going? 340 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,694 Uh, I'm gonna, uh, 341 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,963 run out and grab some ice for the party. 342 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,965 But we have plenty of ice. 343 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,700 Yeah, but I'm gonna get 344 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:58,669 fancy ice they harvest from a glacier. 345 00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:01,172 Oooh! Glacier ice. 346 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:02,573 Well, don't be gone too long. 347 00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:04,242 We'll be opening presents soon. 348 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,410 -No problem-o. -Get out of here, tap-water ice! 349 00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:08,412 You are not needed anymore! 350 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:12,316 Are you... just gonna hold your drink until Marco gets back? 351 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:16,354 For glacier ice? I will wait. 352 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,155 [elevator music playing] 353 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,258 Seriously?! None of this stuff is safe for a baby! 354 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:23,494 How about Baby's First Hidden Poison Capsule? 355 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,162 What's safer than not having enemies 356 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,864 because you poisoned them all?! 357 00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:30,501 I am not giving the baby a pacifier filled with magic poison. 358 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,403 Well, there's always a gift card? 359 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:35,439 [female voice] You have 8.5 minutes until expiration. 360 00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:36,440 Aah! 361 00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:39,076 No! Aaah! Please! No! 362 00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:40,211 [laser blast] 363 00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:41,445 No. 364 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,881 This gift has to be the perfect reminder of me 365 00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:46,284 since I might not be around much. 366 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:47,885 Oh, I know! 367 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:51,589 [Marco] "Atelier de Cobalt Ferrero." 368 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:54,191 He works in the basement? 369 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,860 Mr. Ferrero? 370 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,028 [impatient] What? 371 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,629 Oh, your portraitness. 372 00:14:58,664 --> 00:14:59,864 Eh? Whaddaya want? 373 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,399 My friend Marco here 374 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,600 wants one of your legendary portraits. 375 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,735 Is that right, Marco? 376 00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:07,438 Yeah. I'm starting to think this is a bad idea. 377 00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:10,641 Oh! Rich Pigeon? Sorry didn't see you there. 378 00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:13,377 -Uh, Marco, that's a portrait. -What?! 379 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,947 That piece? Not even finished yet. 380 00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:19,383 Wow, he's so real, I can almost smell him! 381 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,485 That's just the perch he posed on. 382 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:22,620 That's fowl. 383 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,555 Get it? 'Cause he's a bird. 384 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,257 It's the perfect gift! 385 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,426 A portrait that realistic, it's like I'll be there 386 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:29,627 with my family even when I'm not! 387 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,662 I know, I know. I'm very talented. 388 00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:34,498 But we got a lotta work to do before the painting begins. 389 00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:37,134 I have to study you closely. 390 00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:41,339 I have to live with you, breathe with you, eat a lock of your hair. 391 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:44,342 The process takes weeks, maybe months. 392 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:45,943 Can't you do something faster? 393 00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:48,312 No! I never compromise my work. 394 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,748 -650 Cash. -Sold. 395 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,850 You need one of these things. 396 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,118 A scantron? 397 00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:55,686 And one of these. 398 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:57,922 What? I don't have time for a pop quiz! 399 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,657 It's an Essence Test, wise guy. 400 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,993 The abridged version of me studying you for months. 401 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:04,695 "What kind of socks do you prefer with loafers? 402 00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,697 A: tube socks, B: ankle socks." 403 00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,499 How is this supposed to help with a portrait? 404 00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:10,701 Whatever! I don't have time for this! 405 00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:13,337 [humming] 406 00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:16,040 [music playing] 407 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:22,346 Uh, Mr. Ferrero? All done. 408 00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:25,216 Let's make some art! 409 00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:27,952 -[ding] -Let's. 410 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,488 [dramatic music playing] 411 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,725 C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! 412 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,560 Time's running out and my legs are asleep! 413 00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:37,762 -Hmm. -[snaps] 414 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,334 Mwah! 415 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,302 She's done. 416 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:48,172 Bye, great party! And, uh, congratulations! 417 00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,708 Marco, what took you so long? 418 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,009 You missed the whole party. 419 00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:54,712 Yes, and where is the glacier ice? 420 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:59,583 What? Oh, uh, they were all sold out... of it. 421 00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:00,685 Oh, I see. 422 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,988 I know I'm not always here, 423 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,658 so I got Marco Jr. this gift to make up for it. 424 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,026 Aw, how sweet. 425 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:11,929 Aw, how nice. You got us a... 426 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,197 -painting! -Ohh! 427 00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:14,999 You paid money for that? 428 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,500 What are you talking about? 429 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,035 Whoa-ho-ho! 430 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,270 What the heck?! 431 00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:21,072 This doesn't look like me at all! 432 00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:22,606 It's like he got the proportions all wrong 433 00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:24,875 and then tried to fix it by adding more detail 434 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:27,211 and more detail and more detail. 435 00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:29,580 But, Marco, it did not fix it. 436 00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:31,616 Well, it was a nice thought. 437 00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:36,754 And then just as I take off Marco's diaper, 438 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,256 he pee-pees all over my shirt! 439 00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,192 -[all laughing] -Remember? 440 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:43,594 C'mon, Marco, 441 00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:46,730 I thought you loved it when Dad told stories about when you were a baby. 442 00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:48,265 No, I'm fine. 443 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,401 Uh, Marco, what's that on your face? 444 00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:53,704 Huh? Oh. Did I get it? 445 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,607 Um... yeah, no, no, not exactly. 446 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:57,608 Marco? 447 00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:59,577 Your face! 448 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,645 It looks like-- [gasps] 449 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,315 It looks like the painting! 450 00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,817 Oh! Ha ha, guys. I get it, the portrait stinks, 451 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:08,619 but, y'know, I was just trying to do 452 00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:10,254 something that Marco Jr. could remember me by 453 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:12,623 when I was-- mrrf mrrf mrrf. 454 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,725 [mumbling] 455 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,993 [garbled] What's happening? 456 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,761 [whimpering] What's happening?! 457 00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:20,631 Oh, I knew it was a bad idea to rush a magical portrait! 458 00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,666 [mumbled shouting] 459 00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:24,735 Marco, don't use that kind of language at the table. 460 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:25,836 [mumbles sadly] 461 00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:28,139 Oh! Maybe if we destroy the painting, 462 00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:29,907 it will break the spell. 463 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,910 [Star] Laser-beam blast! 464 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,111 Anything? 465 00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:36,147 I think it's getting worse? 466 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:37,681 [mumbled] It's getting worse?! 467 00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:40,684 Well, guess there's only one thing left to do. 468 00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:42,520 [Cobalt] Very nice. 469 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,288 Now if you could just turn your cheek a little to the-- 470 00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:45,656 [Star] Cobalt! 471 00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:46,924 Look what your painting did to Marco's face. 472 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,693 [speaking angrily] 473 00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:50,828 It's getting worse! 474 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,663 The painting is just a reflection 475 00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:54,632 of his answers in the Essence Test, 476 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,033 and if there's any discrepancies, 477 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:58,269 the painting will adjust you to match the portrait. 478 00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,837 No extra charge! 479 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,439 Okay, there's gotta be some way to fix this. 480 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,642 We tried destroying the painting, but that didn't work. 481 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,778 True art can never be destroyed. [chuckles] 482 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,947 You'll need to take the Essence Test again, 483 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,817 and you must answer the questions truthfully. 484 00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,719 [mumbling] 485 00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:18,355 [cracking] 486 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:20,357 [mumbling] 487 00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:23,227 [dramatic music playing] 488 00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:31,368 I got it! What the... 489 00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:33,838 [cracking] 490 00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,579 [whimpering] 491 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:44,181 Oh, no! He can't take the exam like that! 492 00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:45,716 C'mon! 493 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:47,918 Don't worry, we'll take the test for you. 494 00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:50,888 After all who understands the mind of a teenage boy 495 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,723 better than his own parents? 496 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,325 Mrmpf! 497 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,727 -[groans] -[all screaming] 498 00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,763 He's becoming the canvas. You'd better hurry. 499 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:02,099 Okay! Question one-- 500 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:05,903 "Which do you prefer to ride? A: a bicycle B: a unicycle 501 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:08,172 C: a tricycle D: a Dragoncyc--" 502 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,740 What's a Dragoncycle? 503 00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:10,741 I don't know. 504 00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:12,076 Remember when Marco was little 505 00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:13,711 and had that red tricycle? 506 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,346 [Mr. Diaz] He loved that! 507 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,514 That's it! The answer is C: tricycle! 508 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,116 Mrs. Diaz! We don't have much time! 509 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:20,951 We have to be really careful these answers are perfect! 510 00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:22,553 That's what we're doing! 511 00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:24,255 If you could get off the [straining] sheet! 512 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:25,756 -Oi! -Sorry, dear! 513 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,358 I am not bleeding. It is okay. 514 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,360 That's great! But I don't know if your answers 515 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,928 really capture the Marco of today. 516 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,296 Of course not. 517 00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:34,765 The Marco of today is very frightening. 518 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,933 [whimpering] 519 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,535 No, I just mean he's grown up-- 520 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:39,970 Sure, but I know my own son. 521 00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:41,805 Sorry, but The answer is D: Dragoncycle. 522 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:42,906 Marco? 523 00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:44,908 [sadly] Mrf. Uh-huh. 524 00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:47,578 Oh, I was wrong about my own son? 525 00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:50,781 This is sad. 526 00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:53,217 Star, get this test done. 527 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,385 All right, let's do this thing. 528 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,986 Okay. "How old are you? 529 00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:58,555 A: zero to 15 B: 16 to 25 530 00:20:58,590 --> 00:20:59,923 C: 26 to 35." 531 00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,258 -Um... -Hmm... 532 00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:02,926 You two have some catching up to do. 533 00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:05,162 Okay, "Have you ever worn a dress? A: Yes. 534 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,830 Do you prefer cornshakes or corn malts?" 535 00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:09,233 Malts, duh. Next question. 536 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,635 And, done! 537 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:12,870 [panting] 538 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,415 Huh? 539 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,949 Oh, Marco, you're beautiful again! 540 00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:27,951 Thanks, Star. 541 00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:29,787 Mom, Dad? 542 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,624 I guess we have some catching up to do. 543 00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:36,193 My beautiful son is all grown up! 544 00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:38,162 I should have visited more. 545 00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:41,332 I don't want Marco Jr. growing up without knowing who I am. 546 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,200 Visit anytime, sweetie. 547 00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,602 I mean, those scissors work both ways, right? 548 00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:46,804 Snip, snip? 549 00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,872 This is a beautiful family moment. 550 00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:51,608 And I just happen to be runnin' a special on family portraits. 551 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,010 Uh... that'll be a no! 552 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,614 ♪ She's a princess winning battles ♪ 553 00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,651 ♪ Through the break of dawn ♪ 554 00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:02,720 ♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪ 555 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:05,889 ♪ 'Cause she will keep the lights on ♪ 556 00:22:05,924 --> 00:22:11,729 ♪ Ohh, there goes a shining star ♪ 557 00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:14,031 - ♪ Evil won't deter her - ♪ No, sir! ♪ 558 00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:16,333 ♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪ 559 00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:17,835 ♪ Star Butterfly ♪ 560 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:22,840 ♪ She is a shining sta-a-r ♪