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♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
♪ I ain't from round here ♪
♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
♪ I ain't from round here ♪
♪ I'm from another woo-hoo! ♪
♪ Yea-ah ♪
♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
♪ Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh- puh-puh-puuuhh ♪
♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
♪ I ain't from round here ♪
♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
Your oatmeal, my Queen.
Raw and soaked, just how you like it.
It's really cool that you're having this, uh,
Queen's monster breakfast.
I want the monsters to feel comfortable at the Queen's table.
Yeah! Just, uh, where are the monsters?
Huh.
-Manfred! Come here!. -Yes, M'lady?
Manfred, did you forget to invite the monsters?
No, of course not, M'lady.
The monsters are right here.
[Manfred] In their proper place.
What?! Why are they eating out of dog bowls?
Oh. Do they not normally, M'lady?
Take their food back to the kitchen,
and put it on proper plates.
Oh, and take mine, while you're at it.
I'll eat when everybody else has their food.
Yes, my Queen.
Oh. I guess we'll wait, too.
Ugh! Apparently, the Queen would like the monsters
to eat from the royal china.
Yes, my lord.
Well, wouldn't we all like to eat
from the royal china. Heh.
[grunting]
[Sous-Chef screams]
[all gasp]
-[Marco exclaims] -[all gasp]
[laughing]
Oh, looks like someone fed yada yada berries to Manfred. [laughs]
Wait. Yada yada berries, what's that?
Yada yada berries? You know.
You feed them to someone, and... yada yada.
They never bother you again.
Funny thing about them, though--
They're actually quite delicious,
once you get past the whole "turning to stone" part.
So good!
But Manfred was eating out of Eclipsa's bowl.
I don't understand. Why would somebody want to yada yada you?
This kind of thing comes with the territory when you're queen.
You can't let it rule your life, you know.
I don't know! But you know what? I plan to find out.
Marco and I are about to go on an adventure.
We are going to search every filthy back alley,
confront every underhanded assassin,
and wade through every sewer
until we find out who tried to yada yada you. Right, Marco?!
-Uh... [yelps] -[Star] That's right!
I love these berries!
OK, whoever wanted to yada yada Eclipsa
definitely went through here.
[grunting]
Well, looks like we got a real mystery on our hands.
-[door dings] -And we're just crazy enough to take the case.
Hello. Welcome to the Assassins Guild.
Who would you like to have bumped off today?
Wait, Rasticore?
[whispering] Don't come over. Don't come over. Don't come over.
-Don't come-- -Rasticore, it is you!
Aren't you lookin'... small?
[groans] Regenerating from a single hand has not been easy!
[groans] What do you want?
Some information.
Do you know anything about a plot
to yada yada Eclipsa?
Will you leave me alone if I tell you?
I might.
OK, OK!
All I know is this chick Babs
didn't show up for work today.
Now, get outta here.
Babs, ya say?
We got a lead!
Thanks, little guy!
[groans]
[doorbell rings]
[heavy breathing]
[moans] What do you want?
We're lookin' for Babs.
Who's lookin'?
Oh, just a friend of the Queen.
Lookin' for some answers.
[gruffly] And I'm gonna get 'em!
[door unlocking]
[clears throat]
I'm Babs. [blows nose]
Y'all want some tea?
[sighs] Much better.
-[cats meowing] -You have a lot of cats.
I mean, uh, for an assassin.
Don't worry. They're all friendly.
-[cat yowls] -[Marco screams]
'Cept Ol' One-Ear.
Got it.
Would ya like some tea? [coughing]
-No thank you. -One, please!
Marco, gross!
-What? -[groans] Guh.
[sighs] OK, so, Babs--
Were you or were you not hired
to yada yada the Queen this morning?
Uh, yeah! Oh! Wasn't supposed to tell you that.
But I didn't do it! I called in sick,
'cause I woke up with pink eye, pneumonia,
-[sipping] -[Babs] ...and a weird rash.
Blech!
So, who hired you, Babs?!
It was an anonymous client!
Just a note and some berries from Apothecary Sherry.
Ohh! I wasn't supposed to tell you that.
[Star] Apothecary Sherry, huh?
-Another lead. -[Marco groaning]
Get your stink bombs, wart remover,
hair growth potions, itching powder.
Schoolyard bully discount! Anti-itch cream-- Huh?
Oh, hey, Sherry, how ya doin'? Let's skip the small talk.
Got any yada yada berries?!
You know, kid, those things are dangerous.
Shouldn't even be on the market.
So, you, uh, don't sell 'em?
Hey, I never said that.
We're not here to buy! We need to know who did.
You expect me to just rat out my own patrons? What are ya, crazy?
I have a strict confidentiality policy with--
Ohh! [sniffs]
--valued customers such as yourselves.
I only sold it to one guy.
[Star] "Ruben."
[Marco whispering] Looks like no one's home.
[Star] Looks that way, doesn't it?
[Marco] Oh, boy, I know what that means.
[grunting]
-Double Rainbow Fists! -[yelps]
[exclaiming] Narwhal Blast!
Aah! What are you doing?
-Aah! -I'm getting this rat out of his hole.
Blueberry Cupcake Bazooka!
OK, OK! Stop destroyin' my house!
I knew you were hiding in here!
Whoa! How'd you know he was a chameleon monster?
I saw the family portrait.
All right, Ruben, now tell me about
your little visit to Apothecary Sherry today!
Yeah! I bought the berries to yada yada Eclipsa.
She made me eat out of a dog bowl this mornin'!
What? Eclipsa made sure you were served on the royal china.
Too little, too late!
I ate my breakfast, then I went to Sherry and bought them berries!
Wait. You bought the berries after breakfast?
Yeah! And I wasn't the only one!
She got enemies left and right!
Ugh. We got the wrong guy.
Sorry, Ruben. Victimless crime.
What?! You destroyed my home!
Come on, sounds like Sherry was holding out on us.
-[whistling] -[footsteps approaching]
[panting] So, you wanna play games, huh?
-Excuse me? -You're playin' games, Sherry!
And I don't like it.
Hey, I told you everything I know.
Who bought the berries, Sherry?!
I'm tellin ya, nobody else bought berries.
You're playin' those games, Sherry.
And I'm done playing.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
How 'bout you take a break?
But I get results...
Look, Sherry, we know other people bought berries.
Just make it easy on yourself and give us their names.
I don't know what you're talkin' about.
Then I guess we'll just have to take you back
to the Monster Temple for questioning.
I'm sure Eclipsa will have some dark spell to jog your memory.
-Ohh, I know she will. -Oh, you know?
I think I'm just gonna stick around here, thanks.
[gulping]
Aah.
You can tell Eclipsa that she can yada yada my--
[gasps]
Wow. She just self-yada yada'ed.
Shameful.
[Star] Hrm, just the one receipt, huh?
Maybe there's more, heh. Aah! Ah!
All the yada yada berry receipts.
Whoa, that's a lot of Mewmans.
We can't lock 'em all up... can we?
-[all grumbling] -[man] Let me outta here!
[Star] All right, listen up!
Everybody in this room bought yada yada berries
from Apothecary Sherry, but only one of you
put them in Eclipsa's oatmeal this morning.
So we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
-[Star] Who was it? -[man] Wasn't me.
I expected better of Mewmanity.
Of all of you.
I know, underneath it all, you're good people.
So one of ya made a mistake.
Life's hard in Mewni these days. I get it.
[all murmuring in agreement]
It is tough! But you know what we do?
As Mewmans? We survive!
-[all cheering] -[woman] I'm a survivor!
-And we rebuild! -[all] Yeah!
And we turn in the criminal who tried to poison Eclipsa!
[man coughs]
OK, you guys. Look, Eclipsa is not a bad person.
Yes, she is! She stole me family's land!
-[all talking] -[man] She's a dirty--
Don't even matter who tried to yada yada her.
She's gonna off us all, anyway!
OK, enough! You people are--
Star. It's OK. I understand why they feel this way.
I've upended all their lives quite thoroughly.
I am asking you to give me a chance to earn your trust.
But I know that takes time, so for now--
You're all free to go.
-[Mewmans grumbling] -Sorry about all of this.
Man, I still don't trust her.
Yeah. She's only doin' this to make herself look better.
-[sighs] -I cannot believe you just did that!
[grunts] Eclipsa, people want to yada yada you,
and you just let them go?
And now, we'll never know what secrets Sherry took with her
to the smooth, berry-flavored beyond.
There will always be people who don't like you.
If I'd locked up everyone who hated me,
there'd be no one left!
[stammering] B-but I wanted to crack the case!
Don't worry about it.
Manfred will be back to normal. Eventually.
-No harm, no foul. -Uh, not quite.
I think Babs gave me pink eye.
Ew.
Eclipsa, I-- I don't think you realize
how much the Mewmans hate you.
Oh, I do. That's why I need to earn their trust.
-But how? -I don't know.
But we'll figure something out.
[grunting]
No matter how many times I climb these stairs,
I swear they're gettin' taller. Heh-heh.
Oh... [grunts]
We're just getting older.
Oh, boy. That market sure was a mess today, wasn't it?
Oh, my goodness, yes!
Ever since those monsters started showing up,
hogging the aisles with their giant shopping carts...
Now, if I had any say, I'd--
Manny! Mendel! Quit doddling!
Hey, Mom, I found a dead lizard!
I wanna keep it!
Can we name him "Chomps"?
[sighs] OK, but... only if you finish your chores.
[breathes deeply] All right. You guys know the drill.
[grunting] Your back OK, dear?
[struggling] Yeah. Yeah, that's fine, honey.
Whoa! Whoa-oa! Whuh--! Whoa!
[grunting]
[all exclaiming]
Huh?
-Oh, my! -Whoa!
Sorry. We're not interested.
Wait! What are you doing in our house?
Uh, actually, this is our house.
It belonged to my great, great, great, great, great grandmother
before the Mewmans went and took over these woods.
Now Eclipsa's returned it back to us by royal decree.
[Monster Mim] See?
Well, that sounds like a whole lot of malarkey!
If this is your house, why don't ya prove it?
Well, it's a monster house.
Everything is... monster-sized.
Didn't you wonder why the rooms were so big?
Or the furniture, or the kitchen sink?
You mean, the swimming pool?
[sighs] Look, I gotta get ready for work.
But we packed up your stuff for ya!
[Monster Mim] I think this is everything. Here you go!
Well, this is awkward.
Goodbye.
Now, what do we do?
Look at it this way, kids.
At least we don't have to live in town
with a bunch of monsters anymore!
This is literally the first time
I've seen a tree in my life.
You know... me, too!
[King River groaning]
Do you have to do that?
Aah! Moon Pie, I'm bored!
River, that's the point. We came here to the woods
just to spend time and do nothing.
Besides, I thought you were cooking.
I am!
[Queen Moon] Sweetie, those are rocks.
Can't you find anything more... edible to cook?
Your Majesty? It's really you!
-[Maude gasps] -Oh, my goodness!
Uh, hello. Do I know you?
Well, not personally. My name is Merrick Maizley.
I was in the A-Corn-ting Department.
In the Royal Fields Office.
Ah! Thank you for your service.
Your Majesty. Yo-you have to help us.
Monsters have taken over our homes, and we need them gone at once.
Well, I'm afraid I'm not "Your Majesty" anymore.
Eclipsa is queen now. There's nothing I can do.
But then... what are we supposed to do?
You could move? It seems like you've got your belongings with you.
You're off to a great start!
OK, then. We'll leave you to this.
Thank you!
Moon, would you be a dear and fetch some water for the soup?
Soup? What's in it?
I've, uh, got this... meat!
[grunts] That's a bundle of--
Oh, never mind.
[King River] Hurry, my dear! The meat wood is burning!
What in--?
[King River] Whoops, there it goes. It's on fire now.
Soup's canceled!
[gasps]
[gasps] Your Majesty! Hi!
What's going on here?
Oh! [chuckles]
Well, we got a little bit turned around
and then fell into a gelatinous slime gulch.
This stuff is disgusting.
Yes, well, unfortunately, the slime has contaminated our water.
I'd recommend cleaning up further away.
Far, far, further away.
OK, if we close our eyes, this might pass as spaghetti.
River, you can't just--
Just let me eat this!
[grumbles] What's all this?
Look at my clean babies! Get between your toes!
So, I see you moved further down stream.
Sure did! Thanks for the tip!
The water is so clean and pure here!
-Oh! -Uh, where are they going?
Oh, who knows! [snorts] Kids, who cares?
Hey! You wanna bet I can scream really loud?
No!
Well, I'm glad you're OK,
but this is actually private property, so--
[screaming]
What-- what's that?
-Uh, I said this is private-- -[Manny screaming]
Sorry, I-- I didn't catch that over the screaming.
-I said-- -[Manny screaming]
Get off our property!
Well. You didn't have to yell.
[sighs] Beautiful peace and quiet.
Hi! I know you probably want your peace and quiet-- [laughs]
--but I've got a really quick question for ya.
[sighs] Go see what he wants.
Why me? I've got all the wood for the fence!
I gave birth to our child.
[groans]
Hm. I can't believe that still works.
What do you want?
Um, so, uh, my kids found this.
Is this safe to eat?
Aah! No, no, no!
That's a Carnian Spirring Lizard Egg!
They're the most poisonous creatures in all of--
Oh, what? Oops!
[yelps] Aah!
[screaming]
Oh, here! Maybe this'll distract 'em.
OK, Maude, you were right. The eggs were bad.
[screaming] It burns! Aah!
[growling]
-[King River snoring] -[nearby clanging]
[growls] That's it!
-[clanging] -What are you doing?!
It's the middle of the night!
Oh, we're protecting you from the Hookman.
Cute nightgown.
On full moons, he wanders the forest,
finding unsuspecting victims to hook!
The only way to stay safe is to be loud!
Please, just leave us alone.
We'll make noise in shifts.
That way, there'll be constant loud noises
all the way until the sun rises!
-[Merrick] Heh. Now, Maude, I know you brought all the-- -[growls] Leave!
[Merrick] --but I was thinking...
I... have... had it...
with you!
Leave now!
Leave! Leave now! Leave!
[gasps] Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
Honey, guess what!
I can see out of one eye again, and--
[gasping] Have you been making pies?
Yes! I've been up all night
preparing a special treat for the Maizleys. Hyah!
Strawberry death pies! You are a genius.
I love you.
Oh, you like that, do you?
Then you'll love this!
[gasps] A pie catapult!
You haven't built one since we were dating!
I-- I couldn't sleep last night.
Because it occurred to me,
they're just going to keep coming back.
No matter what we do.
If we want to get back to doing nothing,
we've got to do something.
Behold, our new moat!
[all groan]
You caught alligators?!
I speak alligator! Waah!
-[alligators groan] -Waah!
-[groaning continues] -To the watchtower!
[gasps] We have a watchtower?! [panting]
Hmm.
You don't think the Hookman got them, do you?
River, the Hookman isn't real.
Oh, right.
Then, they must be busy, uh...
plotting something.
Yes. Perhaps we should... go...
see what they're plotting!
-Maizleys! Maude! -Children! Merrick!
-[groans] Annoying children! -Merrick!
-Children! -Are you annoying someone nearby?
Maizl-- [gasps]
Hey! Wait!
Maizleys! We've been looking everywhere for you.
Where have you been?
Well, heh, we didn't want to trouble you anymore.
So, we went looking for a new home.
But we couldn't see, 'cause it was pitch black outside,
which is, like, pretty cool, but was, like, also kinda the worst.
But what happened to your belongings?
Oh, squirrels stole 'em.
And moths ate all our spare clothes.
Then we, um, fell down a mountain
and got stuck real bad in some quicksand, and, then, uh--
The Hookman got us.
[gasps] What?!
Oh, it was terrible.
He hooked us into buying homeowner insurance.
But you guys don't own a home!
Yeah! Ha ha, he's good.
Haven't any of you ever learned to take care of yourselves?
Well, no, Your Majesty.
We've never had to before.
You always took such good care of us.
You gave us good jobs and a nice home.
Mm, but ever since you left, I don't know what we'll do.
Anyway, we'll get out of your hair.
We'll find a hole somewhere to live. Heh.
Maybe live off berries. How's that sound, kids?
[flatly] Yah, berries.
[Queen Moon] Wait.
Maybe we can help.
And that's how you grow real food.
Food. From the ground.
Are ya pullin' my leg or what? [laughs] That's crazy!
You have to get the perfect burn color.
Aaand... now!
You're a natural!
Aw, thanks!
[grunting]
[both grunt]
[groans]
[both laugh]
[New Dad] Pardon me, ma'am, heh.
We're new to these parts.
Mind if we set up camp here?
♪ She's a princess winning battles ♪
♪ Through the break of dawn ♪
♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪
♪ 'Cause she will keep the lights on ♪
♪ Oh There goes a shining star ♪
- ♪ Evil won't deter her - ♪ No, sir! ♪
♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪
♪ Star Butterfly ♪
♪ She is a shining star ♪