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♪♪
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♪ It's gonna get
A little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get
A little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from around here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Gonna get
A little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from around here ♪
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-♪ I'm from another-- ♪
-♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh
Puh-puh-puh ♪
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♪ Oh, it's gonna get
A little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get
A little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from around here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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-[video game music plays]
-Okay.
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Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
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Oh...
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okay.
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Come on, come on.
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Come on.
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Ugh! You...
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[announcer]
Attention, Mewmans.
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It's The Ponyhead Show!
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That's me.
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What the...?
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No!
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[cries]
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[announcer]
And now your host.
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It's...
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-Ponyhead!
-[audience cheers]
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Oh, my goodness.
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Stop it, stop it.
You guys are too kind.
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[recording of applause]
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I'd like to welcome you all
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to the very first ever
Ponyhead Show,
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starring me, Ponyhead.
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And if y'all would shut up,
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I'm going to tell you
some jokes.
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Clown nose.
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[man speaking Korean]
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[rimshot]
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[squawks]
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[recording of laughter]
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Okay, well, this probably seems
kind of weird,
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but Ponyhead totally knows
what she's doing.
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And I'm...
I'm so excited
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she's going to put you
on her show.
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It's been a while
since I've performed
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in front of an audience,
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but if you think
it's a good idea...
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Oh, it's a good idea.
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Look, Seahorse even set it up
so that everyone can watch.
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And we can gage how much
the audience likes it.
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[buzzer sounds]
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And you're sure this'll get
the public on my side?
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Oh, I know it will.
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If there's one thing
Ponyhead knows, it's popularity.
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And now...
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staring contest.
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[buzzer sounds]
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You have been a great audience,
but let's face it,
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I've been an even
greater host.
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[laughs]
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We'll be right back,
so don't get lonely.
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But first, a message
from our sponsors.
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Hold up right now.
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[both whinny]
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What the heck is that?
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Ponyhead, we talked
about this.
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Eclipsa's going
to perform.
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What? No.
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I did not say anything
about having her perform.
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She's just supposed
to be on the show,
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like, you know, like,
just, like, sit there and, like,
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just, like, be good.
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Oh, don't worry, Ponyhead.
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I've been practicing,
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and I really think your audience
is going to enjoy it.
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Really? Do you think that
right now?
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Because here's what's
tipping me off:
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your guitar is made
out of dead people, okay?
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So that doesn't feel
normal for me,
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and it's not on brand
with my show.
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It looks cool.
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Well, it looks like
a pile of bones.
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We need get rid
of that old thing.
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[both]
We can take it off your hands.
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You guys remember my sisters,
Shonda and Shinda.
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We're musicians too.
We'll take good care of it.
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Bye, Eclipsa.
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Don't worry, girl, I know
what I'm talking about.
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[announcer]
And now, welcome back
to The Ponyhead Show.
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Oh, I'm on.
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-[shrieks]
-Welcome back!
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We have a great show
for you tonight.
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Do you like cooking?
Do you also like Earth?
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Because later in the show,
we have Cooking with Earth Turd.
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But first,
you guys are so lucky,
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because we have a very special
celebrity guest.
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Oh, my gosh, I am so excited
to speak with her.
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It's me!
I'm the celebrity guest.
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[both groan]
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Why are we doing
all this prep?
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Aren't cooking shows fake?
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Yeah-- no, no, no,
cooking shows are real.
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Uh, wrestling is fake.
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Can you pass me the salt?
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Wait, what did you
just say?
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I said can you pass
the salt?
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No, before that.
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Uh, I said that wrestling
is fake.
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Kelly?
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Are you okay?
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I have cramps.
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-Kelly?
-Aw, man,
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Ponyhead sure is taking forever.
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[snoring]
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[Jan-Jan]
You ready for makeup, Eclipsa?
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Oh, I didn't know I'm getting
my makeup done.
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It's nothing fancy.
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It's just a touch-up
before you go on.
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Righty-ho.
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[Ponyhead]
When you tell your daughter
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that she is beautiful...
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you're saying to her,
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"Who you are
Is how you look."
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You are saying to her,
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the person you are
on the inside,
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the person who is good
at roller skates,
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the person whose
beautiful singing voice
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fills the halls
of this home,
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the person whose unparalleled
drawing and painting abilities
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is less important
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than the person
you appear to be.
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Uh, Kelly?
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[sighs]
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I'm so sorry I--
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Marco, why are you
talking to my dressing room?
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Oh, I... I thought
you were in there.
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I don't-- anyway, I...
I just want to say I'm sorry.
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I-- I didn't know you didn't
know about wrestling.
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Oh, no, it's fine.
I'm over it.
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Oh. Really?
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Because it seems like
you were upset.
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No, no, I mean, you did ruin
wrestling for me, that's true.
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But I just walked around
and dealt with it.
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Let's go make
some sandwiches.
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It's not like you've never
ruined anything before.
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[Marco]
What?
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And, finally,
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it's time for a very
special segment
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that I know you've all
been waiting for.
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It's self-defense
your mama never taught you.
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[grunts]
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Ugh! Ponyhead!
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Seahorse, go to commercial.
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[grunting]
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See that?
It's all in the neck.
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[panting]
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Whoa!
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What? What are you doing?
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We're on live television.
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What am I doing?
What are you doing?
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Uh, I think I'm owning it.
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Owning it?
You are renting it at best.
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And, really, you're just
making people mad.
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They don't like this, Pony.
And it is getting worse.
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You asked me
to make Eclipsa popular.
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I'm going to make her popular.
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Then why don't you
put her on.
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I can't put her on
if she's not even here.
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Oh, excuses--
wait, where is she?
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I don't know,
but she's missing out.
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[laughter]
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Oh, no.
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It's all about the 'tude,
'clipsa.
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You got to be mean.
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Yeah, you don't want
to be understood.
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You want to be feared.
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[can rattles]
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Where's Eclipsa?
What have you done with her?
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How do I look?
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Oh, that is more than
just a touch-up.
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-[indistinct shouting]
-[voice] I want my compact back.
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[all yelling]
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Turn this garbage off!
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What is wrong
with these people?
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If they don't like the show
they could just turn it off.
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Actually,
they can't do that.
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What? Why?
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Oh, I hacked
their compacts.
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It's impossible
for them to turn it off.
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What? Why would you
do that?
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I'm so glad you asked.
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You can do anything with
Reflectacorp mobile technology.
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Ugh!
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Hey, Eclipsa,
I am so sorry.
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This is a train wreck.
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Ponyhead is crazy.
Why do I always forget that?
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I think you should just
back out of the show.
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No, no, it's okay.
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I want to go
through with it.
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In for a penny,
in for a pound.
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But this is a PR disaster.
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How is that any different
than the rest of my life?
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At least I get the chance
to formally introduce myself
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to my people.
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You know what?
You're right.
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Okay, Eclipsa,
let's make them love you.
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But first thing's first.
This outfit.
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No, no, I'm definitely
changing out of it.
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Oh, okay, good.
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Then we'll make them love you.
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So I asked him to buy me
a $60,000 necklace, obviously,
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and he was like,
"You don't even have shoulders,
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how are you going
to wear a necklace?"
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And I as all, "What?
Have you ever seen a necklace?
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"It's not a jacket,
it's for a neck.
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And guess what?
I have one, dummy."
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And then I dumped him.
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How many times
you going to--?
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[muffled shouting]
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[Eclipsa]
Uh, hi.
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I'm Eclipsa.
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Queen.
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Um... and I'm going
to play a song here.
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I wrote it.
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♪ Imagine waking up ♪
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♪ To a world turned
Upside down ♪
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-[all shouting]
-[Eclipsa singing]
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[crowd quiets]
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♪ And suddenly
You have the crown ♪
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♪ Here I am ♪
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♪ This is me ♪
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♪ Brokenhearted
But finally free ♪
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♪ Never quite fit the mold ♪
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♪ Just not great
At doing what I'm told ♪
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♪ Now I'm here ♪
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♪ In your world ♪
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♪ So much bigger
From my point of view ♪
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♪ Centuries from my home ♪
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♪ Can't go back ♪
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♪ So let's start something new ♪
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♪ Here I am ♪
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♪ This is me ♪
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♪ Openhearted
I proudly decree ♪
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♪ Now as queen ♪
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♪ I am yours ♪
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♪ Let's make magic
And reach for the stars ♪
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♪ Let's make magic ♪
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♪ And reach for the stars ♪
259
00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,865
Wow.
260
00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:03,568
Ugh! Whoa, hold up.
You guys like that?
261
00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,570
[crowd shouting angrily]
262
00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:06,905
[man]
Give us back our compact!
263
00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:08,840
[woman 1]
Just give me a break!
264
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,309
[buzzing]
265
00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:15,981
[woman 2] Can you please
give me back my phone!
266
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,324
Aah!
267
00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:28,927
You could have just
pulled the plug.
268
00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:32,764
We should have pulled the plug
a long time ago.
269
00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,733
It's over?
I never got to show off
270
00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:37,435
my dad's recipe
for tortas ahogadas.
271
00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:40,839
You should come make it
at my house sometime.
272
00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:41,806
Sure.
273
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,943
Uh, Eclipsa,
274
00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:47,445
that was an awesome song.
275
00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,614
I'm sorry nobody else
liked it.
276
00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:51,349
[sighs]
277
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:53,585
I'm sorry I dragged you
into this.
278
00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:55,420
But don't worry,
279
00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:58,456
we'll find a way to get
the people of Mewni to love you.
280
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,325
Oh, don't be so hasty.
281
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,427
Every single one
of my boyfriends hated me
282
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:05,630
before they loved me.
283
00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:06,831
I don't have any regrets.
284
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,466
I'd rather be hated
for who I am
285
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:11,002
than liked for who
I pretend to be.
286
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:15,507
Wait, don't you want
to be fake and hated?
287
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:16,908
[indistinct chatter]
288
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,945
[humming Eclipsa's song]
289
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,552
[Star]
Ah!
290
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,922
They're going to be here
any second, people.
291
00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,024
Delicious.
292
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,893
Beautiful.
293
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,863
Oh, yeah, you cover up
those dark secrets.
294
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,032
Okay, now all we need is...
295
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,701
Eclipsa!
296
00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:45,003
Eclipsa?
297
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:47,038
-[crying]
-[Marco] Here you go.
298
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,074
Good baby.
299
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,208
[screams]
300
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,710
Eclipsa?
301
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,311
Star, help me!
302
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,013
I'm busy!
303
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,481
Archibald, have you
seen Eclipsa?
304
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:59,084
Not since yesterday,
Miss Butterfly.
305
00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:00,518
Ugh! This is the first
royal visit
306
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,886
since Eclipsa
became queen.
307
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,988
We cannot afford
to mess this up.
308
00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:05,724
-[clock chimes]
-[gasps]
309
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,659
Oh, no! They're here.
310
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,095
[sighs]
311
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,565
[door hinges creak]
312
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:16,234
Hello, King, Queen and Princess
Spiderbite.
313
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,769
Welcome to monster temp--
314
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:20,438
I mean,
new butterfly castle.
315
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,107
Where's Queen Eclipsa?
316
00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:24,175
Shouldn't she be the one
to greet us?
317
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,710
[laughs]
318
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:29,114
Oh, my sincerest apologies
on behalf of the queen.
319
00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,915
She'll be here
as soon as she can.
320
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,917
Well, I can't say
that I'm surprised
321
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,120
that she's ignoring
royal traditions.
322
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,888
King Spiderbite!
323
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,590
You've trimmed your beard,
didn't you?
324
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,058
It looks great.
325
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,694
Thanks.
It's full of spiders.
326
00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:44,295
And Queen Spiderbite,
327
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,297
oh, beautiful gown.
328
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:50,635
It really brings out
your glowing complexion.
329
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:52,904
Hey, Penelope.
330
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:55,140
Cool phone.
Where'd you get it?
331
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,009
Sorry, did you
say something?
332
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:02,113
Oh, look at that.
The refreshments are here.
333
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,716
Your beverages, My Lords.
334
00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,152
Please enjoy.
335
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,254
Hey, Archibald,
can I talk to you for a second?
336
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:10,989
So, did you find her?
337
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,223
Not as yet.
338
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,125
I've been searching
all over the castle.
339
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,126
[groans]
340
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,594
Search harder!
341
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,496
-Well, I never...
-The audacity.
342
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,098
Your Majesties!
343
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:25,136
I regret to inform you that
the queen is still preoccupied,
344
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,137
but she hopes
you will all enjoy
345
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:30,141
the awe-inspiring beauty
that awaits.
346
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:33,511
This is one of Eclipsa's
favorite parts of the castle,
347
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,947
the gallery of
monster art.
348
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,115
Queen Spiderbite,
someone told me
349
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,150
you were a fan
of art history.
350
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,653
Well, you are going to love...
351
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,254
this thing.
352
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,156
No?
353
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,191
[laughs nervously]
354
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:47,592
Okay. Oh!
355
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:51,162
Well, maybe you're more
into abstract things.
356
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,198
[whispers]
357
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,935
Not a fan. Okay.
358
00:13:56,937 --> 00:14:00,605
Hey, Penelope,
how are you liking the tour?
359
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,106
Totally.
360
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:04,609
-[growls]
-[Queen clears throat]
361
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:07,478
Will Eclipsa
ever be joining us?
362
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,014
Who wants to see
a little entertainment?
363
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:14,853
We've prepared something that
will for sure blow you away.
364
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,822
This is a traditional
monster dance,
365
00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:20,825
beautifully performed
by our very own
366
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,126
monster dance troupe.
367
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,430
[Middle East music plays]
368
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,584
[gasps]
369
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,226
Whoo-hoo!
370
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,161
Oh, amazing! Beautiful!
371
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:58,997
Encore! Encore!
372
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,499
Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
373
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,735
Whoo. Whoo.
374
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,436
[sighs]
375
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,906
Okay, you know,
they actually worked really hard
376
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,107
on that routine.
377
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:12,510
Yes, it looks like they spent
weeks practicing.
378
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,113
But that doesn't mean
that I have to like it.
379
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,347
Okay, you guys
have had issues
380
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,349
with everything
you've seen today.
381
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:21,119
And you won't stop texting.
382
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:22,520
Huh?
383
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,088
I know what this is about.
384
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,758
You guys have a problem
with monsters.
385
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,192
And no matter what they do,
386
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,728
it's never going
to be enough for you.
387
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,298
Monsters are not
the problem here.
388
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,267
Maybe you need to adjust
your nasty attitudes.
389
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,635
[Slime clears throat]
390
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,238
Is this a bad time?
391
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,340
Hey, you made it.
392
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,277
Uh, what?
393
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,146
Sorry, Star, I was texting
my boyfriend this whole time
394
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,148
so that he could
meet up with us.
395
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:53,117
It took forever, because I kept
losing my phone.
396
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,286
Slime is your boyfriend?
397
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,322
Slime, good to see you again.
398
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:59,490
How are you, dear?
399
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,292
Give me some
of that slime, Slime.
400
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,227
Sure thing, King S.
401
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:06,130
But you guys
hate monsters.
402
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,599
We have no problem
with monsters.
403
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,735
Our problem
is with Globgore.
404
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,137
Crusher of skulls.
Plucker of limbs.
405
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,605
How can you live
in this castle
406
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,008
and ignore
his atrocities?
407
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,610
What? No, no, no, no.
Those are just rumors.
408
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,145
So why is all the tableware
409
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,448
covered in Globgorian
horror parties?
410
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:26,317
No, this is just cute monster
decoration--
411
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,852
oh.
412
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:30,154
Then there's this artwork
you showed us.
413
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,757
Did you even
read the label?
414
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,459
Oh, that's what those
are for.
415
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,995
And "The Cold Unfeeling Stare
of Globgore",
416
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:39,597
subtitled,
"He Will Eat You".
417
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:42,200
Or, "Globgore's Army
418
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:45,336
Burns Spiderbite Village
to the Ground".
419
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,638
Boy, that got real specific.
420
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,340
And that dance
you showed us
421
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,275
is a tribute to Globgore
422
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:54,212
eating my great-great-granduncle
Shastacan.
423
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:55,947
Think you left out
a few "greats".
424
00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:59,217
No, No, Globgore's
a vegetarian.
425
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:00,318
We only agreed
to come today
426
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,553
because Penelope insisted
we give you a chance.
427
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,889
But clearly nothing
has changed.
428
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,724
But Eclipsa said...
429
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:10,028
That evil witch doesn't care
about anyone but herself.
430
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,363
We all heard what happened
between her and Rhombulus.
431
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,065
-But that--
-[Queen] How do you know
432
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,700
she won't try
a stunt like that again?
433
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,235
-I...
-[King] How can you trust her?
434
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,070
I'm sure there is
a perfectly good explanation
435
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,304
for all this.
436
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:23,307
And I will go find that out
right now.
437
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:25,843
[groaning]
438
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,645
Eclipsa, where are you?
439
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,247
I need you!
440
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,416
Oh, duh, I summoned
the all-seeing eye
441
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:32,567
to tear a hole into the sky.
442
00:17:32,568 --> 00:17:33,717
Reveal to me
that which is hidden,
443
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,253
unveil to me
what is forbidden.
444
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,156
Gotcha!
445
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,326
Glossaryck,
what about this one?
446
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:43,327
-No.
-Okay.
447
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:45,897
-Well, this one, perhaps?
-Nah.
448
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,432
You're not even looking.
449
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,766
-Eclipsa!
-Star?
450
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,268
What do you think
you're doing up here?
451
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,336
-Well, I was just--
-I'm sorry, did you just say,
452
00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:54,272
"I'm avoiding an important
meeting with the Spiderbites"?
453
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,774
Oh, no! That was today?
454
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,243
Eclipsa, these alliances
are important.
455
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,879
All the other kingdoms
are terrified of you.
456
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,448
The Spiderbites are
the only ones
457
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,749
who would even visit us,
458
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,118
and you just completely
ditched them.
459
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,120
If you don't come
talk to them right now,
460
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,354
you'll never convince anyone
461
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,223
you're not
the Queen of Darkness.
462
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,725
I'm so, so sorry.
I lost track of time.
463
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,027
Your Majesty,
464
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:18,463
the Spiderbites,
they're leaving.
465
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:19,864
-What?
-What?
466
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,100
[Eclipsa]
Wait!
467
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,469
Please, just wait
one moment.
468
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:28,739
Your Majesties, allow me to
express my sincerest apologies.
469
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:31,476
I never should have
kept you waiting like that.
470
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:32,743
Well, we're not surprised.
471
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,445
This castle makes it
quite clear
472
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,981
that you only care
for your Globgore.
473
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:40,118
I... I understand
what this must look like.
474
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,386
The paintings, the mural.
475
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:43,321
The Dance of Death.
476
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,323
The Dance of Death?
477
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,391
You performed
the Dance of Death?
478
00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:49,961
I didn't know there was
a dance of death.
479
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:53,164
I also didn't know
that Globgore ate Shastacan.
480
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:57,502
The truth is a little more
complex than that, but...
481
00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:00,104
yes, he did.
482
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,339
I'm truly sorry
for how terribly
483
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,441
I've treated you,
Your Majesties.
484
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:06,077
And after what happened
between me and Rhombulus,
485
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:08,513
it must be especially hard
for you to trust me.
486
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:11,649
But I hope you will allow me
to make it up to you.
487
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:15,653
In fact, I'd like to show you
something.
488
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:18,823
[both gasp]
489
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,325
I know that seeing this
must be terrifying,
490
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,528
but let me assure you
491
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:26,531
Globgore is very much stuck
in this crystal.
492
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,766
[grunts]
493
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:32,803
For the good of the kingdom,
that is where she shall remain.
494
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,505
Oh, my.
495
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:39,443
You know, I've never actually
seen Rhombulus's magic before.
496
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:41,712
It's really
quite impressive.
497
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:45,016
He really is stuck in there,
isn't he?
498
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,518
Oh, yes. There's no way
he's getting out of this thing.
499
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,021
Thank you for showing us this,
Eclipsa.
500
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:52,557
I feel a little more
at ease now.
501
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,559
Yes, he's basically dead.
502
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,060
[both laugh]
503
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:59,530
Well, I'm glad I could put
your fears to rest.
504
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,833
It was lovely meeting you,
Eclipsa.
505
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,570
And if you ever need allies,
you have our support.
506
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:08,506
The other kingdoms might not
be so easy to convince,
507
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,374
especially the Johanssons.
508
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,809
They'll be a nightmare.
509
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,344
But we wish you good luck.
510
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,012
Until next time.
511
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:18,749
-Goodbye. Thank you for coming.
-Bye, now. See you next time.
512
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,419
[Star]
Well, we narrowly avoided
a total disaster.
513
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,589
That was a pretty nice save
you pulled back there.
514
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,424
Well, I wouldn't have had
to pull anything
515
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,559
if I'd been doing my job
in the first place.
516
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,395
Yeah. What were you doing
back there?
517
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,598
I was looking
for The Book of Spells.
518
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,499
The Book of Spells?
519
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:39,737
Are you still looking
for a way to free Globgore?
520
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,172
No, my dear.
521
00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:42,840
There's nothing I can do
for him now.
522
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,209
It's... it's just that I...
523
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:46,611
[sighs]
524
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:48,546
I'm not good enough
at magic.
525
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:51,582
You've done some of the most
powerful magic I've ever seen.
526
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,184
Thank you.
527
00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:55,419
But I only know how to do magic
that can help myself.
528
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,422
I need to learn magic
that will help my kingdom.
529
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,558
I wish I could be
more like you,
530
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,426
conjuring new spells
that are all your own,
531
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,629
even without a wand.
532
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,897
I need the book
to guide me.
533
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,633
Well, I hate
to break it to you,
534
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,635
but that book is super gone.
535
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,637
Ludo burned it up
ages ago.
536
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,071
But if any of it survived,
537
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,474
I might be able
to bring it back.
538
00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:19,277
Glossaryck has these wonderful
little silk bugs
539
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:23,281
that can reconstruct anything
from even the tiniest scrap.
540
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,448
Don't you, Glossaryck?
541
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,617
They're almost finished
repairing my culottes
542
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,487
and they make a mean
pair of underwear.
543
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,489
Yes, they're very crafty.
544
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:34,625
Are you sure there's no trace
of the book left?
545
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,560
Anything you happened to find
546
00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:38,162
while wandering around
the castle?
547
00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:40,398
No.
548
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,600
No, not that I can think of.
549
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,602
[Eclipsa]
Well, that's a pity.
550
00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:47,638
Well, thank you for all
your help today, Star.
551
00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:09,293
♪ She's a princess
Winning battles ♪
552
00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:11,862
♪ Through the break of dawn ♪
553
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,332
♪ Don't worry
When it's night ♪
554
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:17,702
♪ 'Cause she will keep
The lights on ♪
555
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:23,040
♪ Oh, there goes
A shining star ♪
556
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:25,943
-♪ Evil won't deter her ♪
-♪ No, sir ♪
557
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:28,112
♪ 'Cause magic flows
Through her ♪
558
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:29,380
♪ Star butterfly ♪
559
00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:33,718
♪ She is a shining star ♪