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♪♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another woo-hoo! ♪
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♪ Yea-ah ♪
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-
puh-puh-puuuhh ♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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Hello, Star Butterfly!
I have a special delivery for--
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Oh-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!
Rainbow Fist Punch!
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[grunts]
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Star, why did you just
punch that lady?
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Uh, that is
the ransomgram lady.
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She's here to ransom us.
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No. I also deliver the mail.
Sometimes.
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This is just mail.
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Oh. Sorry!
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No, it's fine.
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People, uh...
People do that--
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OK, thank you, bye.
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-Oh, no!
-What is it?
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Quest Buy is closing!
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They're having
a Going Out of Business sale
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right now!
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Quest Buy is closing?
[gasps] Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Yeah! All right!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
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All right! Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
All right!
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[screams enthusiastically]
Yeah! Oh!
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[stammering] What are you
so happy about?
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This is the Going Out
of Business sale!
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That means Quest Buy
is closing down forever.
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It's, like, the happiest day
of my life. I hate Quest Buy.
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Yeah, but what happens, say,
if something happens
to your wallet?
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If there's no Quest Buy,
you can't get another one!
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Wait, you mean my dab coat,
bad lab, bad to the bone,
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tri-tone, triple-locking
thumb print activated
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-surity security wallet
impression blue?
-Oh, yeah, baby.
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Which I purchased
on a previous trip
to Quest Buy?
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-Uh, yeah, baby!
-Based on the rate of decay,
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if I'm gonna live to be 100,
I'm gonna need...
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[whispering]
one, two, three,
four, five, six...
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sixteen of these things!
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We gotta go to Quest Buy.
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Classic Diaz,
doin' the math.
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What?! Janna?!
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[gasps] Janna!
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So, are we doin' this thing
or what?
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Wait! W-w-wait a second!
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H-how did you get here?
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[chuckles] Wouldn't you
like to know?
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Yeah, I would like to know.
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That's why I asked
the question.
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No one cares, Marco!
The important thing is
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Janna's here!
Let's go, guys!
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Fine. But we're gonna
come back to this.
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Huh?
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[straining]
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It's-- it's like
there's something--
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Come on, Diaz!
Suck in that gut!
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[straining]
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[all shouting indistinctly]
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Oh, my gosh. What is going on?
This is crazy!
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[Sloth over P.A.]
Attention, customers.
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Don't miss our Going Out
of Business sale.
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Uh, this is way more people
than I'm comfortable with!
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Wait. Head count.
Where's Janna?
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Janna! Where are you?
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I'm good, I'm good.
Yeah, and, uh, don't wait up!
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[screaming]
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-That's my Man Mower!
-[chirping]
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Ya porpoise!
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OK, Marco, let's just grab
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your 16 wallets
and get outta here.
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OK, right there!
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Wallets!
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[sighs] Bye-bye.
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Oh, look! More wallets
right over there!
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-[all gasp]
-Wha--?
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[silence]
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[all shouting indistinctly]
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[groans] We're never
getting these wallets.
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[Janna]
Do you ladies need help
with anything?
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-Janna, who's Stu?
-Who's Janna?
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Uh... what do I do?
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You're fired.
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Ugh, I'm doing him a favor.
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Come on, let's go!
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Whoa.
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[Janna]
"Keep out."
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Something tells me
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they don't want us
to go in there.
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Oh, wait. What's this?
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"Employees only."
Nope, we're good!
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Behold.
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Stock room! Or whatever.
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[Star]
Huh.
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Where's all the stock?
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[Janna] Don't ask me.
I just work here.
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[Marco]
What's with this place?
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I'm never gonna get
my wallet!
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Why do I live?
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Uh, Marco. Look.
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Wait, what?
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[counting quickly]
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[gasps] There are exactly
16 wallets here!
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What?!
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It's like this place
can read our...
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Read our what?
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[gasping] Unicorn cake!
Unicorn cake!
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Do you see? Unicorn! Unicorn!
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I have always wanted
to do this.
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-And I've always wanted
to do this.
-Aww.
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Aah! [groaning]
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Aw, don't pay that no mind.
It's only raspberry!
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You guys,
this place has everything!
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It's true!
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Shopping spree!
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Ermahgerd.
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I've always wanted
one of these.
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Just a second.
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Please, continue. [slurps]
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[humming and singing]
♪ Going on a shopping spree ♪
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- ♪ Everything's wonderful
and-- ♪ [gasps]
-[Hamster Band toy playing]
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No. Way.
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[Hamster Band song continues]
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I love you! I love you.
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[Hamster Band toy]
♪ Yeah! ♪
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Ahh. Convenience.
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-Aah!
-[Janna] Sorry. My bad.
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The crossbow's got
a hair trigger.
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Janna Fanna Fo-Fanna!
Just look at these boots!
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Hey, guys! Check out this
amazing item of relaxation!
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What does it do?
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I don't even know!
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I love this place so much!
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Yeah, it's like everything
we've ever wanted just appears.
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You know, people keep saying,
"Don't wander in creepy places,"
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uh, but it's working out
pretty fine for us.
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[slurping]
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Uh, guys? I think
we're about to be busted.
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That's my favorite part!
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Oh, don't mind me. [slurps]
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[gulps]
I'm just waiting.
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-What are you waiting for?
-[echoing] What?
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[echoing]
I said, "What are you
waiting for?"
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Sorry. The acoustics
are really bad in here.
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I'll come to you. [slurps]
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[slurping continues]
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I'm waiting for your brains
to go gooey. [slurps]
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What?! Why would our brains
go gooey?
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Well, why didn't
you tell 'em, Stu?
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You know that everybody
who wanders back here's brain
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turns to goo.
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Oh, yeah. Sometimes,
Stu's brain goes gooey.
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[laughs] Classic Stu.
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Well, our brains feel fine,
thank you very much.
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Well, yeah.
They're fine, for now.
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You're in a magical room
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that turns all
your needless desires
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into pointless realities.
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Your 16 wallets,
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your vibrant fashions,
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your...uh...
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Yeah, I don't know either, dude.
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So, whatever we want
just appears here.
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[slurps] Pretty much.
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Cool. [straining]
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-Janna?
-[motor running]
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I'm baby Marco, and I got
wheels for hands!
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Whee!
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Why?!
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'Cause I can.
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[straining]
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I'm baby Marco, and I got
wheels for hands! Whee!
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-Janna.
-Aw, come on. That was
for you, too, girl.
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See? Your brains just keep
makin' stuff you want,
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you're never gonna
wanna leave,
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then your brains turn to goo.
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It happens to everybody
that wanders back here.
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[Hamster Band toy playing]
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Whoa. How did we not see
all those cages?
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What kinda creepy stuff
are you pullin' here, bub?
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We're just keeping
these people safe.
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-They can leave whenever.
-[controller beeps]
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[whimpering]
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Maybe just one more song.
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[squeals]
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[slurps] They just don't want
to leave their stuff.
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Well, I'll start getting
your cages ready.
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Oh, you hear that, guys?
He's gettin' our cages ready.
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Yeah. It's like he thinks
this is the first time
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we've been trapped
in a back room.
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Hey! My dude!
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We're pros at these, uh,
"situations."
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I don't think
we're gonna need the cages.
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Yeah, we're just gonna
head on out.
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Sure. The exit's
right over there.
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But you're never
gonna make it
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without filling up
these shelves
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with needless desires.
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[scoffs] OK, bub.
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Feels like you're
not really gettin'
who we are.
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We don't need stuff.
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I mean, sure, a little
dancing penguin baby
would be tight.
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[chirping]
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Yeah, that's pretty tight.
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But I don't really need it.
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Yeah, and I've always wanted
a talking bike named "Wheelie."
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I'm right here, Marco!
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But Wheelie's not really
what's important.
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What?
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And I think we all want
an evil Marco
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with a mole
on the other side of his face.
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I am Ocram!
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I think we want hundreds
of Ocrams.
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[all]
I am Ocram!
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[Janna]
But we don't really care.
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Look, I'm sure
a lot of people
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get caught up
in whatever this is,
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but we're not a lot
of people.
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We're three people.
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We've got everything we want
right here.
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Come on, guys. Let's get
out of here.
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Whew! What a crazy place,
am I right?
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Yeah. You can make, like,
whatever.
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That was a pretty cool bike
you made, Marco.
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You named him "Wheelie"
and everything.
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But, hey, you told them,
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"Who needs stuff
when you've got friends?"
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Yeah! It's not like stuff
ever cares about ya.
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[Star laughs]
Yeah!
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[both]
Bye, Marco!
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[bell rings]
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[sighs] You know,
I'm really gonna miss Quest Buy.
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We have got so many
memories here.
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Yeah. It's a shame
it's gonna be wiped
from existence.
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-[Janna] Never to be
seen from again.
-Wait.
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I need to go get something!
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I'm sorry, but Quest Buy
is now closed.
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But... but I need to save
the babies!
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Thank you, local customers,
for shopping at Quest Buy.
251
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:02,027
Have a good... whatever.
252
00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:05,296
What a weird, weird,
253
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:08,033
sometimes terrifying,
magical place.
254
00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,640
Whoa!
255
00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:20,045
Kelly's world is... hairy.
256
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:22,380
All right, let's see here.
257
00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,282
Kelly's house should be...
258
00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:26,117
Oh! There it is!
259
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:30,055
All right. One small step
for Marco,
260
00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:32,123
and I'm not sure
what I'm steppin' on.
261
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:37,495
OK. Just gonna pretend
this is a normal house.
262
00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:38,663
[grunting]
263
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:39,831
[doorbell rings]
264
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,566
You're killin' it, Diaz.
265
00:11:43,637 --> 00:11:47,172
Oh! Uh, hi there. I'm Marco.
266
00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:50,241
[Marco]
Is... Kelly around?
267
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,977
And he's gone.
Is this the right house?
268
00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:54,579
Ow! [grunts]
269
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,014
Uh--
270
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,383
Stand and face me, boy!
271
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:01,986
Dad? What's going on out here?
272
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,855
This is your dad?!
He was trying to--
273
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:06,057
Fight you? Oh, yeah.
274
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,526
That's just how us Wooletts
say hello.
275
00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:11,062
Dad, cool it.
You're freaking Marco out.
276
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,764
Oh, right, right, sorry.
277
00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:15,066
Well, now that we're
acquainted, Marco,
278
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,367
let me give you a hand.
279
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:17,902
-[Marco yelps]
-[Kelly] Dad!
280
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,872
Uh... hey...
281
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:23,174
So, Marco, what
brings you here?
282
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,944
Well, we talked about
making tortas a while ago.
283
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,079
So, I brought over
a few ingredients.
284
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:31,249
At least, they were
ingredients.
285
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:35,453
-Cool. Let's, uh,
make some tortas.
-[bell rings on TV]
286
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:38,923
I'm gonna comb you over
real good!
287
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,893
Not if I get
to those split ends first!
288
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:44,529
Jus-just kidding.
Your-- you hair looks amazing.
289
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,131
[Wrestler #1]
Thanks for noticing.
290
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,099
But I'll never reveal
my conditioner!
291
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,135
-[bell rings on TV]
-Is something wrong?
292
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:53,438
Sorry. I just haven't
felt like doing anything
293
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,274
or talking to anyone lately.
294
00:12:56,276 --> 00:13:00,245
Yeah. I know it's been hard
since Tad... you know.
295
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,080
[cell phone vibrating]
296
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,749
Ugh! He just won't
stop calling!
297
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,117
Uh, who won't stop calling?
298
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,720
-Tad!
-Tad's alive?!
299
00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:10,088
But he's still dead to me.
300
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,157
What happened?
301
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:16,828
After the battle,
he ended up joining
this creepy self-help group
302
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,130
and started acting
all self-righteous.
303
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,966
He's become...a nester.
304
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,301
What?
305
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,003
-[phone beeps]
- Namaste, Kelly.
306
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:27,005
How's it been?
Just wanted to say
307
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:30,642
- how great I've been doing
since we broke up.
-Yeesh.
308
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:33,978
Now that I'm free
of all that negative energy,
309
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,147
- I'm a provider now.
-[birds chirping]
310
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,783
It's like, life isn't really
worth living
311
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:42,520
unless you're really
making a difference
in the world.
312
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,189
-[mother bird vomits]
- Anyways, gotta go!
313
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:47,158
- Mother bird provides.
-[phone beeps]
314
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,828
"Mother bird provides." Ugh!
315
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,997
I'm sorry, Marco. I'm just
in a weird place right now.
316
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,934
Besides, I got a bunch
of boring errands to do today.
317
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,336
This library book's
not gonna return itself.
318
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,972
Well, I don't mind
running to the library with you.
319
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:03,174
Really? But it's so boring.
320
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,843
Then we can make it fun
together!
321
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:07,445
All right. But don't say
I didn't warn you!
322
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,047
Yes, ma'am!
323
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:13,051
Oh! Ugh! What is this?
324
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,352
You don't want
to be caught outside
325
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,454
without your hair on,
do you?
326
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:19,057
Besides, you're gonna need
the extra padding.
327
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,191
Trust me.
328
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,794
Oh. That's not ominous at all.
329
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:25,697
Bye, Mom! We're off
to the library!
330
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:29,234
Bye, sweetie! Don't forget
the family ancestral sword!
331
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,202
Yeah, Mom.
332
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,037
Whaaaat?
333
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:36,241
So, the library's downtown.
We'll need to take the bus.
334
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,910
Huh? Oh, man,
I'm late for work!
335
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,845
Have a good day, sweetie!
336
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,914
-One, please! [groans]
-I don't know why
337
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,649
I haven't gotten around
to visiting you sooner!
338
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,484
Two for the downtown express,
please!
339
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:47,685
Oh! Let me get 'em!
340
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:50,421
Two for the downtown
expr-- [grunts]
341
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:53,258
So, there's no money
used here?
342
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,159
Everything's done by fighting?
343
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:56,661
Yep! Everything.
344
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,062
Movie tickets are two punches,
345
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,265
a hamburger is a kick
and a jab.
346
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,901
My uncle bought a yacht once.
He's still in the hospital.
347
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:05,169
Excuse me, young man,
348
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:08,273
but c-could I fight you
for that seat of yours?
349
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,241
Oh, no-no-no-no, please.
Just take it.
350
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,276
Whaaa--?
351
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,911
[all gasp]
352
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,078
I-is something wrong?
353
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,681
Marco! You can't just
turn down a fight.
354
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:20,285
That is the most shameful thing
you can say to a Woolett!
355
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:23,955
Yeah! How dare you
disrespect that old lady?
356
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,356
If you won't fight her,
I will!
357
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,425
Hey! I was gonna fight
the old lady!
358
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,061
I'll fight both of ya
to fight her! [screams]
359
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:33,231
[all shouting indistinctly]
360
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,632
Let's get outta here.
361
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,370
[barking]
362
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:42,540
Sorry this dumb errand
is taking way more time
than it should.
363
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,143
I don't mind. I always have fun
when I'm around you.
364
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:48,579
Thanks, but you don't
have to say that.
365
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:51,316
Hey, since you guys
are so into fighting,
366
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:52,951
do you have any Dojos
around here?
367
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:54,419
What's a Dojo?
368
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:58,256
You know, a place you go
to practice your sweet moves.
369
00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,958
[makes fighting sounds]
370
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,092
Wool-hair-do!
371
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,327
Wool-what-now?
372
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:03,628
Wool-hair-do!
373
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,831
It's the ancient martial art
of Woolania!
374
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,968
Whoa! This looks
just like karate!
375
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:12,170
But hairier!
In a good way!
376
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,639
My dad taught me
to do these moves
when I was a toddler.
377
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,342
It was the first fighting style
that I ever learned.
378
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,243
Whoa, what's goin' on here?
379
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:21,579
Oh, that's Dual Mode.
To do that,
380
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:25,083
you and your partner
have to be totally in sync
with each other.
381
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:28,252
Like, uh, two Wooletts
with one mind.
382
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,421
Looks fun! You wanna
try it out?
383
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,191
Oh, I've never been able
to pull it off myself,
384
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,993
but how 'bout
one of these guys?
385
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:37,195
Whoa! How is that
even possible?
386
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:40,031
Yeah. It's illegal in, like,
12 dimensions.
387
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,767
[Marco] Well, I won't tell
if you won't tell.
388
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,341
Wow. If I could pull off
a roundhouse kick like that,
389
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,043
I'd just roundhouse kick
all day.
390
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:54,012
[chuckles]
That's the dream, right?
391
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,214
[cell phone vibrates]
392
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:58,983
Ugh! It's Tad again!
393
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:01,185
Why won't he just
leave me alone?
394
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,887
You could just block him.
395
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,389
-Really?
-Yeah, it's pretty simple.
396
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:07,025
Just press this button
right here.
397
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,227
-Huh. I gotcha.
-[phone beeps]
398
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:12,630
Wow. I cannot believe
I didn't know about that.
399
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,399
Wait a minute.
Is that the time?
400
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,567
The library closes
in five minutes!
401
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,236
Hey! Hey! Don't worry.
402
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,304
If it's a fight they want,
I'm sure we can take 'em.
403
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:23,307
Marco, no! We don't play
when it comes to library fines.
404
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:26,244
If I'm late, I have
to cut off my hair!
405
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:30,214
-What?!
-Yeah. So let's book it!
406
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,449
[panting]
407
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,185
[beeps]
408
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,254
OK, you're all set, dear.
409
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,756
Oh, and could you tell
your mother "hello" from me?
410
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:39,757
-[loud punch]
-Aah!
411
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,226
[panting] Book!
412
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,561
[dings]
413
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,862
[beeping]
414
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,831
Oh, wow.
This was due yesterday.
415
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,232
What?!
416
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,501
I'm afraid you'll have to pay
the overdue fee.
417
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,274
Let's make this quick.
418
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,708
Now, hold on!
419
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,444
Don't bother, Marco.
420
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:02,613
Everything in my life
is a mess right now.
421
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:06,384
What's one more situation
that I can't control?
422
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:09,253
[sighs] Life is cruel.
423
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,689
-Yes, it is!
-[Marco] No!
424
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,891
Uh, if Kelly doesn't want
to cut her hair,
425
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,726
then she shouldn't have to!
426
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:19,263
Librarian lady, I challenge you
to a fight!
427
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,766
If I win, you let Kelly
keep her hair.
428
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:26,204
[laughs] You know,
I've always wanted
to fight a Mewman.
429
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,073
Actually, I'm a human.
430
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:31,709
Yeah, you are.
A soft, squishy human
431
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,479
who just threw away
his padded Hairsuit.
432
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,647
-Oh.
-Well, I guess
we're doing this!
433
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:40,118
OK. Just so you know.
Librarians are extremely
powerful
434
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:43,087
and fight pretty dirty,
so, uh, use this.
435
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:46,057
Whoa! Is this your family's
ancestral sword?
436
00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:48,326
No! Why would I
give that to you?
437
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,461
Found it!
438
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,097
This is my family
ancestral sword!
439
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,499
Oh, dang!
440
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:55,766
Ready?
441
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,468
OK, you take
the left two arms,
442
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,271
I'll take the right.
And, uh, try not to die.
443
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,106
No promises.
444
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,441
[all grunting]
445
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,176
Take that!
446
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,244
[exclaims, grunts]
447
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,414
Ooh, that makes me angry!
448
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,817
[both grunting]
449
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,352
-Aah!
-Kelly!
450
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,521
[grunts]
451
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,823
[all grunting]
452
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,191
Aah!
453
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:27,832
-[Librarian growling]
-[Hair Ninjas exclaiming]
454
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,834
Hey, you know what might be
a good idea?
455
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,636
Wool-hair-do?
456
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,771
Yah!
457
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,540
[all exclaiming]
458
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:38,609
-[Kelly exclaims]
-[grunts] You punched
my butt! Oh!
459
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,511
[Kelly and Marco]
The Top-Knotted Double Fist!
460
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,247
[all grunting indistinctly]
461
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,218
[Kelly and Marco]
Legendary Side Bang Sweep!
462
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,520
[growling]
463
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,855
Huh?
464
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:57,562
[Kelly and Marco]
The Twist Out of Destruction!
465
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,198
[both grunt]
466
00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:04,802
-Oh, my gosh! That was amazing!
-Oh! You were amazing!
467
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,470
-Um, I cannot believe
we just pulled off Dual Mode!
-That twirling thing you did!
468
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:07,572
And then we were like, "whoosh"
up in the air!
469
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,407
It was like I had
your mind or something.
470
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:10,575
I didn't even know fighting
could feel that way!
471
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:11,576
I've never felt
that way before!
472
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:12,743
[both laughing]
473
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,378
[both sigh]
474
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,147
[cell phone vibrating]
475
00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:17,281
Uh...
476
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:22,420
-[phone beeps]
-[Tad] You, Kells.
It's me again. Tad.
477
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:26,390
Your ex. Saw a tree,
and it reminded me of you.
478
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,326
I thought you blocked him.
479
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,594
-[phone beeps]
-[Kelly sighs]
480
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,896
I-- I couldn't do it.
481
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:35,566
I know it's not smart,
and I am ready to move on,
but...
482
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:39,704
Actually, I think I might know
how you feel.
483
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:42,106
I mean, I don't want
to have feelings for Star,
484
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:46,544
'cause they're getting
in the way of...
other feelings.
485
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:49,580
Oh. Wow, yeah, then, um...
486
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:54,518
I guess you do know
exactly how I feel.
487
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,954
[chuckling nervously]
Oh, yeah. Cool.
488
00:20:56,956 --> 00:21:01,592
Sure is a bummer
about the timing
of these feelings.
489
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,427
-[fireworks explode]
-[music playing]
490
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:06,697
♪ Your eyes, your eyes
The light in your eyes ♪
491
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,432
[stammering]
492
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,435
♪ It's just like the sun
Oh, it burns me alive ♪
493
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:15,439
But... if we're honest
about it,
494
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:18,476
then maybe we could be
break-up buddies?
495
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,644
What's that?
496
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:22,280
Well, you kinda
help each other
497
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,814
forget your old feelings.
498
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:26,751
So you can move on.
499
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:30,288
Also, you can kiss.
When the mood is
weirdly romantic.
500
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:33,791
[chuckles]
And you can hold hands.
501
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,060
You know, every time
I come to the library,
502
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,595
I learn so much.
503
00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:39,597
[Kelly shudders]
We're hopeless.
504
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,666
[Marco]
Oh, yeah, hopeless.
Yeah, it's my middle name.
505
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:43,601
[Kelly]
Huh. I thought
it was "Ubaldo."
506
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:46,070
Yeah. "Ubaldo" is Spanish
for "hopeless."
507
00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:47,672
-Really?
-No.
508
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:50,141
No, I-- I don't think
I know Spanish, actually.
509
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,412
♪ She's a princess
winning battles ♪
510
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:57,448
♪ Through the break of dawn ♪
511
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,417
♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪
512
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:02,620
♪ 'Cause she will keep
the lights on ♪
513
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:08,526
♪ Oh
There goes a shining star ♪
514
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:10,861
- ♪ Evil won't deter her
- ♪ No, sir! ♪
515
00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:13,030
♪ 'Cause magic
flows through her ♪
516
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:14,465
♪ Star Butterfly ♪
517
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:18,536
♪ She is a shining star ♪