♪♪
[upbeat music plays]
♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
♪ I ain't from round here ♪
♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
♪ Gonna get a little weird, gonna have a good time ♪
♪ I ain't from round here, I'm from another-- woo-hoo ♪
♪ Yea-ah ♪
♪ I'm talking rainbows, I'm talking puppies ♪
♪ Puh-puh-puh-puh- puh-puh-puh-p-u-u-uh ♪
♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
♪ I ain't from round here ♪
♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
[Princess Quasar] Look, Hannah! Something's happening!
Whoa. I told you it would work, Quasar.
Ayy, what's shakin', ladies?
Shmarmo, Skackie, come check this out!
[whoosh]
[wind whistling]
It's happening!
[Shmarmo] W-w-what's happenin'?
Nob-Nob, you came back!
Oh, that explosion did a real number on your face.
[cackling]
Surprise!
Ludo?!
Miss me, Princess?
Hand over the wand!
W-w-what wand?
Uh, I think you meant to say "bell."
Bell! Did I say wand?
I meant to say bell!
I'm never handing over my magic bell,
not over Shmarmo's dead body!
Ay! What the heck, Quasar.
[robot voice] My hero.
All right, Flying Fish, fly me over to that wand--
Uh, uh, Bell!
Bell, I said bell!
No, Ludo. You definitely said wand,
and this is a bell.
All right! All right!
Just fly me over there this instant!
-[gasping for air] -What's going on?
[Ludo screams]
Aaah! Oomph!
[groans]
Wait. Well, hello there.
I think you meant "goodbye"!
-[ringing] -[Indexia] Good one, Quasar!
Oh! No, wait!
Please! Please have mercy on me!
I would have mercy on you!
Elevato!
Aaaah!
[somber piano music]
[Ludo] Well, I've done it again.
After all of the work I've done on myself,
I'm back to the same old pattern
of coveting magical objects, but never getting them!
Whaaah!
Aah-ohh!
Ohh!
What am I doing with my life?
Is that wand the only thing that I care for?
[Dennis] Ludo!
[Ludo] Dennis?!
Dennis!
Oh, how I've missed you, my brother!
And look who else is here!
Spider! Oh, it's so good to see you!
And, uh, whoever this is.
What are you all doing here?
We came to surprise you, but you weren't around.
What were you doing?
Oh, it doesn't matter,
because I am done with all of that now.
The important thing is that you're here,
and I'm surprised.
Well, there's actually more to the surprise.
Oh, this is so exciting!
Ooh! I'm gonna peek! I'm gonna peek!
No, no, I shouldn't.
Oh, Dennis, can I take off the blindfold, please?
You're the one who put it on.
Ooh! I just can't wait anymore!
Surprise!
C-C-Castle Avarius.
I moved out of Mom and Dad's, spent my entire savings,
and bought our home back.
I even got the deed!
Dennis, I'm going to leave now.
What's wrong?
I've been trying to move away from my past,
and that castle is the worst reminder of it!
Spider, let's get out of here.
-Unh! -[screech]
I know there's a lot of bad memories here,
but I wanna make new ones.
And I wanna make them with you.
Fine.
For you.
Great! Now let's rebuild our home!
[soft groan]
Oh, whoa, what was in here?
We didn't have a proper name for it,
but this was my scheming room.
I first schemed up my plan for stealing the wand here.
That was an exciting day.
Ludo! What was over here?
Oh, this was my bedroom.
This is where I'd have beautiful dreams about getting that wand.
But, no, no! That's a long time ago.
[Dennis] Hey, I found it!
You're gonna love this.
Ta-da!
Ah... wha... ?
It's your throne! Huh?
Technically, it's a swivel chair.
Well, go ahead. Have a seat.
Oh, no, thank you.
C'mon, Ludo.
I'd better not.
It's super comfortable.
Can I just say no and you be okay with that?
But I put this back together, just for you.
[sigh]
Well, I suppose one quick sit-down wouldn't hurt.
All right, well, I'll just, uh,
rest my little tushy on this cushie.
Ooh, it's comfy! [chuckles]
Ahh!
[grumbling]
So, what d'ya think.
This feels better than I'd like it to.
All right, our workers should be here any minute.
W-Workers?
Right here, boss!
Oh, no.
I hired some of the local monsters to help you out.
Consider them your henchmen.
Yeah, just like old times, boss!
[squawking]
All right, I'm gonna go run to the Corn Mart
and get some tools.
Don't rebuild the whole place without me.
Hey, boss, this is pretty weird, right?
All of us together. Ha ha!
Just shut up and put that thing in the corner!
Yep, that's the boss I know.
Ooh, perfect.
Boss! Look what I found!
Ungh!
Your mini portal maker.
[gasp]
Remember when we tried stealing the wand with this thing?
No, I-I don't remember any wand!
Ha ha. C'mon, boss, you can't forget the wand!
Yeah! Isn't that why we're back here?
So we can take the wand from Eclipsa?
E-Eclipsa has the wand?
I thought she was dead.
Y'know, I bet the boss is gonna make Eclipsa fall in love with him
and earn the wand through marriage.
He's single, she's single.
It's obvi.
[both] A wedding! A wedding!
That's not what I'd do.
No. Boss is gonna break into the monster temple
and take the wand by force.
-The wand is in the monster temple? -[clawing armrests]
I know that place like the back of my hand.
I'm tellin' you, we're taking it by force.
No, he's gonna steal it by marriage! Betrothal!
[Bearicorn] Yeah, that's how the boss is gonna steal the wand!
Aaah!
No, you idiots! That's not how I'd do it!
I'd sacrifice all of you as a diversion,
and while the guards are busy with you,
I'd sneak up to her room,
incapacitate her while she's still asleep,
and then I'd take what's always been mine!
The wand!
Ludo?! I only left for five minutes,
and you're scheming behind my back.
Well, what did you expect?!
I've been trying to change,
but, oh, we had to rebuild the castle!
Well, you know what?
I hate this castle!
It's not the castle. It's you!
I think you should leave, Ludo.
Dennis...
[Land Baron] Pardon me.
Sorry for interrupting this tender moment.
But I think y'all should leave.
Who is that man?
Um, he's the Land Baron who sold me the castle.
But I don't know what he's talking about.
Heh heh! Well, I might not have been clear.
You recognize this here contract ya signed?
Maybe you could tell me what this here line says?
Well, I can't quite make it out without my glasses.
Now, that's funny.
On account that you weren't wearing glasses when you signed this.
Dennis, why weren't you wearing your glasses
when you signed this very important contract?
They don't look cool.
How 'bout you take a stab at this, li'l fella?
Mmm...
"I, the undersigned, do hereby surrender
all of my money and promise to rebuild the property
to its former specifications,
and upon completion of said construction,
do agree to surrender, in perpetuity,
all right of ownership over said property
to the previous lienholder, one Evil J. Land Baron III.
Signed, Dennis Avarius."
Dennis, you just signed away our entire family fortune
and our ancestral home to this... rat!
I didn't know.
I guess I just never expected to be double-crossed.
I just like to hope for the best in people.
Ha ha! Well, lemme know how that works out for ya!
Ha ha!
"The best in people!" Ho ho! Hoo-whee!
He's right.
I try to live an honest life,
but I guess this is just a dishonest world.
Dennis, I'm trying to change!
Well, maybe you don't need to change.
Go ahead, keep scheming, steal the wand.
I can see it's the only thing in the world you care about!
So what do we do now, boss?
I'm going to take back what's mine.
You're probably wondering who I am.
So Let me introduce myself.
I have waged a war on the Butterfly family for years.
I burned the magic book of spells to ashes,
I fused with the most powerful relic in existence,
I amassed an army large enough
to conquer this wretched land.
[screeching]
I'm Ludo Avarius!
And you have my wand!
What are you talkin' about? I don't have no wand!
Oh, sorry, I want the deed to our castle.
Whoopsies.
Y'all are crazy!
No, I just love my brother,
but I'll do crazy things to protect him.
Boop.
-[Land Baron screaming] -[Ludo laughing]
Ah! Ah! Where am I?
[Ludo] Take off your blindfold.
Surprise!
[Dennis] Wait. Yudo?
Dudo? Cudo?
Mudo? Tudo?
Fludo? Zudo? Even Menudo?
But the Baron? The deed?
Let's say his heart is in a better place now.
-[gagging] -[clinks]
[Ludo] Think fast!
This isn't Mom and Dad's castle anymore.
It's ours, isn't it?
[laughing]
-Yahoo! -I did it!
[Ludo] We did it!
[buzzer]
[breeze blowing]
Hello, honey!
[chatting]
[laughing]
[contented sigh]
Aah! Oof!
[Villagers arguing]
-This is everybody's river! -No, no!
It's everybody's river!
Thursdays are my day to do the laundry!
I never agreed to that!
What is going on here?
Carl is stinking up the river with his dirty laundry
when he's knows it's my day to do the wash!
Water is free, man!
Not when it's full of your dirty underpants!
[Carl] This water is for everyone.
[man] This is our day for washing, not yours!
Moon, can you use your magic to make more water?
I have a better idea!
This chart clearly shows everyone's turn to do laundry,
so there won't be any more confusion.
Thank you, Moon!
You're so good at coming up with solutions!
Now, I'm sure you're all perfectly capable of--
[Carl] Whenever we had problems with the monster village,
Eclipsa was all, "Love it or leave it, man."
Really? She said that?
Well, no. We never actually talked to her or anything.
But why would we?
Yeah, everyone knows she only cares
about her precious monsters!
-[Queen Moon] Hmm. -Not like you though!
This is so much better than living in New Monsterton!
Or in the ruins of Butterfly Castle!
I heard that place is a real deathtrap nowadays.
Well, if there's nothing else I can help you with...
Uh, Jeremiah and I have the same jacket,
and he keeps wearing it whenever I do.
I bought mine first!
Um...
And my husband never takes out the recycling!
We don't have recycling!
We don't even have a garbageman!
Also, we need garbagemen!
[villagers all shouting requests]
Hm, hm. Hmm...
Hmm.
[squeaking]
I said hold still!
Uh, I think I have to go back to Butterfly Castle.
What? Why?!
To get my day planner.
These yurt people need structure!
Maybe if I organize them just this once,
I'll have some peace and quiet.
But, but, but... noooo!
I like how carefree our life has become since we moved here.
Look! I'm becoming an accomplished painter!
Uh-huh.
Moon Pie, it was your job
to take care of others for so long.
Maybe it's time you were a little selfish!
Also, according to the Maisley kids,
Butterfly Castle is haunted!
Eclipsa put a curse on it.
Well, which is it? Haunted or cursed?
I think it was cursed with a haunting.
Oh, wait, no, it was haunted with a curse!
Or maybe it's just a ghost that curses at you.
You know what, I'm gonna go double-check with the Maisleys!
Great, while you go do that, I'm going to get my planner.
Be careful!
Don't talk to any ghosts!
They curse at you!
Hey, check out all these great doorknobs I got.
Great! Put 'em in the fire!
Whoo! A customer!
Me? No, no, no, no!
Say! You look like Queen Moon!
It's just "Moon" now, thanks.
Queen Moon! Can I interest you in a sack of doorknobs?
Um, no.
Or this giant centipede?
No! I'm just going to the castle.
I don't need... paraphernalia.
The castle? That place gives me the creeps!
It's definitely haunted.
No, I'm pretty sure it's cursed.
No, man, it's haunted.
[sigh] I'm just going to get my day planner.
It shouldn't take more than five minutes.
[man] Did someone say "day planner"?
Boy, have I got a planner for you.
Oh, more stuff, delightful.
Look at that, it's Hazel's birthday today.
Who is Hazel?
I dunno, but her friend sure had a nice day planner!
Trade you for some doorknobs!
No! That's stolen!
"Scavenged."
Ugh, how did things get so bad here?
"Bad?" Excuse you, these are quality planners!
No, this!
Less than a year ago, this was a thriving village square!
Now...
Yes! Free curtains! Whoo-hoo!
That's anarchy for ya! Ha ha ha!
[somber music playing]
[creaking]
♪ ♪
-[wings fluttering] -[gasp]
Oh.
[creaking]
Well, at least one thing is where it ought to be.
Hello? Is someone down here?
What in the world...
-Hello, Mother. -[noise]
Hello?
-[cawing] -Aah!
[caw]
Oh! You're just a crow! Ha ha.
[thump]
And you're just a stone crow.
[gasp]
[gasp, frightened whimpering]
Aaah!
Moon? Is that you?
Uh... yes?
Oh! I didn't recognize you with the, uh, new 'do!
Unh! It's me! Mina Loveberry!
Welcome home, Your Majesty!
Mina? What are you doing here?
Protecting Butterfly Castle!
I've been runnin' off any hooligans even thinkin' about lootin' the place!
And the ones who don't run?
I give 'em a taste of the ol' one, two!
Speaking of which, how come you didn't blast me with your magic?
Y'know, I coulda killed you!
I left the blasting behind along with my crown.
Wowza, you sound glummer than an octopus with no legs!
Ha! I'll show you something that'll get your blood pumpin' again!
Ta-da!
You wanted to show me... Solaria.
The Monster Carver herself!
So it was you who fixed these.
Oh, that's not the only thing I'm fixing!
What is this place?
Gaze upon its beauty!
Are these... ?
Yadda yadda berries. Grew 'em myself!
Oh! Why?!
To get rid of Eclipsa, of course!
But that tricksy queen fooled Manfred into eating them instead!
You tried to yadda yadda Eclipsa?
Isn't that a bit extreme?
I'll tell you what's extreme!
Lettin' a bunch of dirty monsters ruin our beautiful kingdom!
It's like she doesn't even know who the real Mewmans are!
This would have never happened in the old days,
when there were a hundred Solarian super warriors like me
protecting the realm.
Now, well, it's just me left.
[cawing]
Like this fella! [kissing sounds]
All the other morons ate the berries and turned into stone,
but this one's stronger than that.
He outlasted all the others and became my loyal servant,
just as I outlasted all the other warriors to become yours!
Well, I-- Oh!
Mina Loveberry, reporting for duty!
Let's dethrone Eclipsa once and for all!
Let's restart the Solarian program together!
[sigh] Oh, Mina.
Your loyalty is truly admirable.
Nobody has defended Mewni so selflessly for so long!
But the Solarian Program was a dark time in our history,
and its soldiers paid a terrible price
for what was done to them.
You don't have to let that define you.
You can be more than what you were made for.
-No! -[caw]
I'll always be a soldier,
just like you'll always be the queen!
Where's you're loyalty to your peeps?
I have loyalty!!
Lies! I took an oath,
and as long as the enemies of Mewmans exist,
I will never stop fighting them!
Hee! Hah!
Come, Sebastian! Mina's got work to do!
[caw]
Ahhhhh!
Ahhhh!
Hmm.
Ah, perfect!
Moon Pie!
Well, what was it, a ghost or a curse?
Neither. It was Mina.
That's worse than I thought.
And she's trying to dethrone Eclipsa.
Oh, no! How are you going to stop her?!
I won't.
You... what?
I told you, it's my turn to get the firewood!
No, it's mine!
Here, this should help you schedule your chores.
You were right, River.
It isn't my job to take care of everyone.
Eclipsa is queen now.
And that means...
she'll just have to deal with Mina on her own.
[cawing]
♪ She's a princess winning battles ♪
♪ Through the break of dawn ♪
♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪
♪ 'Cause she will keep the lights on ♪
♪ Ohh, there goes a shining star ♪
- ♪ Evil won't deter her - ♪ No, sir! ♪
♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪
♪ Star Butterfly ♪
♪ She is a shining sta-a-r ♪