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♪♪
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♪ It's gonna get a little weird
Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from around here
I'm from another dimension ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little weird
Gonna have a good time ♪
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♪ I ain't from around here ♪
♪ I'm from another... ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo! ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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♪ I'm talking rainbows ♪
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♪ I'm talking puppies ♪
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♪ Fa-fa-fa-fa
Fa-fa-foo! ♪
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♪ It's gonna get a little weird
Gonna get a little wild ♪
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♪ I ain't from around here ♪
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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
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For cunning acts throughout
the Mewni ground lands
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and the swamp,
I knight you
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-Sir Cuddles of Hugs--
-[sobbing]
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You're just gonna
cut off his head?
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Right here?
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In front of his own mother?
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Uh... no.
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I was going to
make him a knight.
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This is
a knighting ceremony.
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For knighting knights.
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Uh, well, s-sorry.
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I just... you know,
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when a monster sees
a queen with a sword...
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[chuckles] I mean,
don't we all just think that...
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My son's gonna be a knight!
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[sobbing]
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You know, she's gonna cry
no matter what.
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That's what she does.
So... maybe you want to
go on to the next guy.
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Sounds good.
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And last but certainly
not least,
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Marco Diaz,
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also known
as Princess Turdina.
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Yes-s-s-s.
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For his noble
and dedicated service
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to the throne of Mewni,
I knight you
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Sir Marco of Earth.
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I also liberated
the Neverzonians
from a fire spirit
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that plagued them
for about a century.
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Maybe you wanna mention.
Maybe you wanna tell the people.
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Go stand with the others.
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Introducing
the new Knights of Mewni--
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Sir Marco, Lady Higgs,
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Sir Babyman, Sir Oldman,
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and Sir Cuddles.
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[tepid fanfare plays]
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Marco!
Oh, congratulations!
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I made something for you.
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It's your new knight cape.
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Each patch represents
something we did together.
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There you are
as Princess Turdina,
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there's the dimensional
scissors,
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and that goblin dog-looking
thing is a goblin dog.
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Oh, Star,
you didn't have to do that.
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Yeah, but I wanted to.
Besides, every knight has one.
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[gasps]
I'll sew you your last patch
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once you get
your lifelong post!
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-Lifelong post?
-That's right, Marco.
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Mr. Candle?
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[chuckles]
No, Marco.
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It's Sir Crandle.
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He's gonna help you choose
your lifelong post.
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We have much to discuss.
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Oh, and don't choose
anything with horses.
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They're really hard to sew.
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[clock ticking]
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[Marco] So...
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are you sure
you're not Mr. Candle?
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I told you,
it's Sir Crandle.
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I've never even been
to Echo Creek.
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I never said
I was from Echo Creek.
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So, here are some flyers.
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You can pick
Knight Guardian
of the Sad Tree,
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knight Hunter
of the Disappearing Ghost,
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stable-cleaning knight--
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you know, what kind
of night you'll be
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for the rest of your life.
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The rest of my life?
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[noisemaker blows]
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-Congrats, Marco!
-[dance music plays[
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Oh, hey, Star.
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♪ You're a knight now
You're a knight now ♪
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So? What's your
lifelong post?
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Well, about that,
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I choose... quitting.
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Wait.
What do you mean?
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I'm gonna have to turn
knighthood down.
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But it's not because
I don't love hanging out
with you. I...
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I just can't stay
on Mewni forever.
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I have a baby brother
on the way,
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and I'm gonna
have to start thinking
about college and...
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No, no, no. Please.
I get it.
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I mean, obviously I knew
you couldn't stay here forever.
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And, hey, you can always be
called Sir Marco the Quitter.
[chuckles]
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- [phone rings]
-Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
Someone's calling me.
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I guess I have to...
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leave this awkward
conversation now.
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[Marco]
Oh, this is bad.
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I didn't mean to hurt
Star's feelings,
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but I had to be honest
with her.
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[speaking indistinctly,
gulps]
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I should find her,
try to smooth things over.
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What do you think?
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Ugh. What am I doing?
I should be talking to Star.
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I need to go find her.
[gasps]
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[muffled shouts]
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Hey, hey, whoever did this
made a big mistake!
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Welcome young knights,
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to your knight out party!
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[chanting] Knight out!
Knight out! Knight out!
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What?
Where are we?
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The den of knights, where
the Sacred Order of Knighthood
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comes to just be a knight.
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We got a foosball table,
a sweet lounge,
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we even got a dragon
named Noodles.
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[roars]
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And now that you've chosen
your lifelong post,
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you're officially knights!
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[chanting]
Knight out! Knight out!
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What did you choose,
Marco?
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Oh, you know,
I'm choosing not to be a knight.
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[all gasp]
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I mean, I only made him
my squire
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so we could hang out and do
silly stuff together.
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I never thought he'd, like,
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stop being my squire.
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Why am I talking
to a statue?
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Ugh! I don't know.
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I should talk to Marco.
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Huh?
A cornplex bar?
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Marco's the only one
who ever eats these.
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And he would never
leave one half-eaten.
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Would he?
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You didn't choose
a lifelong post?
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Well, it's just,
I've kinda already done
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a bunch of knight stuff,
and, you know...
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You can't just not choose
your lifelong post.
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You knelt before the queen.
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Yeah, I'm honored
to be a knight,
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but I didn't think I was gonna
do that for my entire life.
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What do you mean?
This is a legacy!
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Every knight
through every generation
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chose their lifelong post
and stuck with it.
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You're slapping centuries
of history in the face,
ya hippie.
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Well, then this party's
not meant for me.
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Listen, kid, you're going to
chose a lifelong post,
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or we're going to
choose one for you.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Let's not resort to
hurting here, Sir Stabby.
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But he doesn't have
a lifelong post!
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I know, I know.
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But in unprecedented
situations like this,
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let's first consult
the knights' handbook.
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Okay.
"In the unlikely event
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that a squire turns down
their lifelong post,
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The knight's order shall..."
Oh.
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Uh, Sir Stabby had it right.
We're supposed to hurt you.
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-Yes!
-Wait, what?
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[Star]
I mean, it's weird, right?
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Why would Marco just
drop his cornplex bar
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halfway
through eating it?
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It's, like, his favorite
guilty pleasure snack.
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-[coos]
-I think you might be
over-thinking this.
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-[giggles]
-Very good.
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I don't know.
He's been missing
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ever since I called him
Sir Marco the Quitter.
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What if he's in danger?
I gotta go find him!
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Wait.
I'm overreacting.
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Marco is his own person,
and I need to give him space.
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[wailing]
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Now, submit and accept
your lifelong post,
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or we'll lock you
in the dungeon
for eternity.
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[laughing]
Look, guys,
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I don't mean to laugh, but...
I thought this was
supposed to hurt.
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Okay, well,
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let's move on
to the fingernails.
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-[screeching]
-Aah!
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-Can I go now?
-[frustrated groan]
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You came to Mewni
to become a knight,
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so why can't you just pick
a lifetime post?
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Well, there's just more to life
than being one thing.
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Ah, geez,
we're getting a lecture
from the princess's squire?
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I mean,
what have you done?
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Well, I helped save Mewni
from a monstrous she-demon.
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And I can't even list
all the things I did
in the Neverzone.
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Wh-- What's the Neverzone?
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Oh, just the most dangerous
dimension in the multiverse,
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where I spent decades
adventuring.
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I mean, I've been knighted
like nine times there.
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Wow! I want to go to
the Neverzone.
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[all affirming]
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Fine!
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He doesn't want to
be a knight?
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Hey, hey.
Not the cape, man.
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So there is something
that gets to you.
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If you so much
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as singe a single thread
on that patchwork,
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I swear your face will hit
every surface in this room,
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and when you wake up, you'll be
in the belly of that dragon.
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[chuckles] Oh, really?
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-[exclaims]
-Ooh!
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Hyah! [grunts]
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-Get him!
-[all exclaiming]
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Aah! Ooh!
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Oh!
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-[exclaims]
-I wasn't joking.
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[groaning]
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[growls]
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Well,
this has been fun.
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All right.
You win. You win.
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You may leave
if you wish.
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Oh, I just don't understand why
you'd want to turn this down!
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Accepting your lifelong post
should be a knight's
proudest achievement.
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It's 'cause the dude's
a lousy cheater.
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Got the squire job
handed to him,
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then he spends years training
in that Neverzone place?
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He thinks he's too good
to be a knight.
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If you all could for one second
think about the world
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from someone else's
point of view,
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none of this
would've happened.
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You want to train up
in the Neverzone, be my guest.
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Knock yourselves out.
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Just remember that time
works differently there, so...
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Yeah! Ha-ha!
Feast your eyes!
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Wait. Where'd
all my muscles go?
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Neverzone? Time warp?
Things go back to
normal here?
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There's nothing left
for me here.
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Watching without me?
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Got to rip the bandage off
at some point, right?
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I'm really sorry for
being a pill earlier.
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It's just,
it's gonna be so weird
when you go back to Earth.
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Hey, we still have some time
before I need to leave.
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Promise you'll visit
all the time.
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I will. But, for when
I'm not here...
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Just because I'm going
back to Earth
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doesn't mean we can't stop
having adventures together.
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And I figured,
if there's any lifelong post
to accept on Mewni,
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it's our friendship.
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Oh, Marco! Thank you.
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I love it.
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Your Majesty,
I have your morning tea.
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Your Majesty?
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Queen Eclipsa?
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[gasps]
248
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:27,786
[wailing]
249
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:30,388
Oh, no.
This is bad.
250
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,624
This is really,
really bad.
251
00:11:32,626 --> 00:11:35,393
Who's even powerful enough
to queen-nap Eclipsa?
252
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:38,663
I don't know! The magical
high commission, maybe?
253
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,398
-Or, uh...
-[door opens]
254
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,400
It's just the mail!
Please don't hurt me!
255
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,069
We'll see about that.
256
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:47,038
Oh! Maybe the queen-nappers
left us a message?
257
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,040
Junk, junk.
Hey, a bill from Seahorse.
258
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:53,211
Well, all that stuff
you vanished on my show
was not free.
259
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,879
All right. Looks like
this is a dead end.
260
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,182
Don't worry, B-fly,
I got you.
261
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:59,884
I watch a lot of
true-crime shows, so I'm
basically a detective.
262
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:03,021
Ooh, we're gonna gather clues
and probably chase people down.
263
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:05,423
And, oh! We'll have
a super dramatic showdown
264
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:08,760
in, like, an old warehouse
or something like--
265
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:11,362
-No, we don't
have time for that.
-Oh, okay. Well, fine, then.
266
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,131
That's fine, if you want
to be basic about it.
267
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,901
-[gasps]
-Whoa.
268
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,237
That's the creepiest thing
I've ever seen.
269
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,707
-[camera whirrs]
-Okay, okay. Where are you?
270
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,375
Who dares to spy on us?
271
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,911
Aah! Who are you,
and what do you want?
272
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,947
We are the inner circle.
273
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:32,550
We require
one thousand pounds
of gold
274
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,552
before midnight!
275
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:37,288
If you ever want to see
your queen again.
276
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,724
-Oh, yeah? Well, I--
-Silence!
277
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,960
If you keep using that
infernal spying spell,
278
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,962
we'll toss your queen
into the fire!
279
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:47,132
Now, close this portal
and get that gold!
280
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:51,102
Okay, well, let's keep this
under wraps for now.
281
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,071
If the townsfolk
find out about this,
282
00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:55,073
we could have a serious
panic on our hands.
283
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,108
Right, right, right.
But what if,
284
00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,311
let's just say maybe,
hypothetically,
they already know?
285
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:03,448
-What? How?
-Status update.
286
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,950
Oh, right.
287
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,286
Then I guess we'd better
make an announcement.
288
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,955
Thank you, everyone,
for coming.
289
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,792
First, I would like
to announce that, yes,
290
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,127
the rumors are
technically true.
291
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:19,130
Queen Eclipsa
has been queen-napped.
292
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,499
-[whispering]
-[man] Who's Queen Eclipsa?
293
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:24,135
But don't worry.
We are going to find Eclipsa
294
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,738
and bring her back safely.
295
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,940
Yeah, I have a question.
296
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,809
How bad should I feel
about this?
297
00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:33,178
Because I do not
feel bad right now.
298
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:36,181
-Yeah, who even likes Eclipsa?
-Not me.
299
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,316
Uh, but, uh...
300
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,186
-But if we don't find her
in three hours, she's gonna die!
-[all gasp]
301
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,354
Pony, what is wrong with you!
Why would you say that.
302
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:46,624
We need to keep the stakes
really high to get people
invested.
303
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,793
Why do you think I'm posting
updates every five minutes?
304
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:51,129
-I'm keeping it fresh.
-[groans]
305
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:53,331
Why don't we go to that park
where all the hot bad boys
306
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,633
in leather jackets
hang out with each other,
you know what I mean?
307
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,303
-I bet they can
hook us up with some clues.
-No need, my dudes.
308
00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,905
I've got our first clue
right here.
309
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:07,846
All right,
anyone see anything yet?
310
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,315
No, because this is a stupid
waste of time, okay?
311
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,450
Janna just wanted us
to go to the Underworld.
312
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,786
Uh, no. We came here
because these fires
313
00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:18,223
look just like the ones
we saw in the All Seeing Eye.
314
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:19,557
Not that I mind the view.
315
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,860
Yeah, well, there are no
hot bad boys here,
316
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,895
so I don't know what
I'm supposed to take a photo of.
317
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,864
Yo, Earth turd, look cool!
318
00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:29,033
-Huh? [exclaims]
-Hmm, okay.
319
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,636
So maybe this was not
a complete waste of time.
320
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:35,039
Guys, I think
I just got a message
from our queen-nappers.
321
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,208
[Marco] Wait, that doesn't
look like the Underworld.
322
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,377
-Where did the fire go?
-I don't know.
323
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,046
[gasps]
Maybe they changed locations
after I spied on them.
324
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,249
[reading text]
325
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,253
-That must be...
-A graveyard!
326
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,221
A mattress store!
327
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,657
What?
That's an option too.
328
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:57,395
Okay, yes!
A spooky graveyard,
a full moon.
329
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,265
This is the cool
detective stuff
I signed up for.
330
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:03,268
We're not trying to be
cool detectives, Pony.
331
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:05,937
-This is serious.
-[both gasp]
332
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,240
Hey, come back here!
333
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:12,744
Ooh, a graveyard chase!
I am so live-streaming this!
334
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,680
Rainbow avalanche!
335
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:18,283
I got this!
[shouts]
336
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,351
Who sent you?
337
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,086
Wait!
Hold that pose!
338
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,122
We're kind of in the middle
of something here.
339
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,090
Documentation
is important, okay?
340
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,426
So do that pose again like
you're gonna chop his head off.
341
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,261
And now move
your arm up.
342
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,263
-Now make that
super growly face.
-Pony...
343
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,966
-Just do it!
-[growls]
344
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:37,135
Yes!
Work it, Princess!
345
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,704
Thank you, Earth turd.
You may proceed.
346
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,773
Now, who are you--
347
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:46,210
-Babs?
-[coughing] Sorry. Bronchitis.
348
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:49,113
Who sent you?
Why were you trying
to assassinate us?
349
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,550
The Assassin's Guild
doesn't just do
assassinations.
350
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,252
We also do spying,
351
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,721
death threats,
ransom arrows...
352
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:58,489
Oh, you mean like this?
353
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,325
[reading]
354
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:04,329
Well, that's definitely
not the graveyard.
355
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:07,332
Ugh! How are they always
one step ahead of us?
356
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,637
I don't know
about this, Star.
357
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,740
Why would the Merpeople
have a shark in a tank?
358
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:18,977
Pony, The shark isn't
in the tank, Eclipsa is.
359
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,245
That sounds like
kind of a stretch to me.
360
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,181
It was all I could
think of, okay?
361
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,350
Right now
it's our best bet
to finding Eclipsa.
362
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:28,920
-Eclipsa? Is she okay?
-Have you found her yet?
363
00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:31,689
No, not yet. We're still
investigating some leads.
364
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:34,425
Well, don't give up.
We're rooting for you.
365
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:37,495
I mean,
don't get me wrong,
I still hate Eclipsa.
366
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,431
But I'm kinda invested
in the story at this point.
367
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,935
Yeah, Pony.
Your live-stream
is super addicting.
368
00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:45,937
My whole life
is very addicting.
369
00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:48,639
Pony, you can't just
broadcast our every move
to the whole world.
370
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:51,275
That's probably
how the queen-nappers
keep outsmarting us.
371
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:53,177
I'm just giving the people
what they want.
372
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,513
[seething]
373
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,116
[blows note]
374
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,553
You summoned me,
Miss Butterfly?
375
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,690
Larry Kelpbottom!
Just the fish-man
I wanted to see.
376
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:09,127
I'm on to your little tricks.
Where are you hiding her?
377
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,662
-Hiding who?
-Oh, don't play dumb.
378
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:14,365
Your family never liked
Eclipsa, did they?
379
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,402
-Wh-What?
-It has to be you.
380
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,637
'Cause if it's not you,
381
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:22,340
I don't know
what to do anymore.
382
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,208
Are you okay?
383
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,145
Whoa. Star is
losing it!
384
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:29,514
Oh, boy, boy, boy, boy.
You need to dial it back, girl.
385
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:32,316
You can't lose
your head over this.
Look at yourself!
386
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:34,419
This isn't who you are!
387
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,254
Eh, you're right, Pony.
388
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,090
I can't just lose...
Wait a minute.
389
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:41,993
"I watch you from the water,
but I never get..."
390
00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:44,328
[exclaims]
I was wrong!
391
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:47,331
[gasps] Sorry, dude!
Guys, I figured out the riddle.
392
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:50,101
The answer isn't the Merpeople,
it's your reflection.
393
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:54,038
So Eclipsa is trapped
in a mirror!
394
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,640
No.
395
00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:58,843
-So where are we going?
-Here.
396
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,446
It's the bill
from Reflectacorp.
Tally it up.
397
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:04,449
It's a thousand pounds
of gold. That's...
398
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:07,185
The exact same amount
as the demand!
399
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,620
Uh-huh. Seahorse.
He's the queen-napper.
400
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:12,056
Reflection. Reflectacorp.
This has to be it!
401
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:14,292
How could Seahorse
do such a thing?
402
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:17,361
I mean, he did say
that he was in trouble
with Reflectacorp
403
00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:19,363
because of all the equipment
that we destroyed.
404
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,699
I don't know.
This is still weird.
405
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,068
If he wants the gold,
why send all these clues
406
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:26,304
-leading us right to Eclipsa?
-[Star] There it is!
407
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:29,340
The abandoned
Reflectacorp warehouse.
408
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:34,212
[all shout, gasp]
409
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:37,415
I must get out!
410
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,649
[all] Eclipsa!
411
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,451
Don't worry, Eclipsa.
412
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,553
We will get you
out of this thing.
413
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:45,823
-[grunting]
-[gasps] No!
414
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:49,093
I almost had
all 300 Snarlblecks!
415
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:52,330
-What?
-[Seahorse] Uh-oh.
You seem confused.
416
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,666
How about some help
from your local Reflectacorp
service provider?
417
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,836
What you have there is
Reflectacorp's first foray
418
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,972
into biotech
virtual reality.
419
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:03,641
Eclipsa has been playing
one of our hit games,
420
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,177
-Wizard Spaceship!
-[game beeping]
421
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,779
So this whole time,
Eclipsa has just been
422
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:11,249
sitting here
playing video games?
423
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,517
That is correct.
424
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,419
What about those fire pits?
And that shark tank?
425
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:17,255
So glad you asked!
426
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,824
Those stunning, hi-def
environments were created
427
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,426
using Reflectacorp's
patented four-wall
projector.
428
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:24,829
Optional floor
and ceiling units
sold separately.
429
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,797
What about the Inner Circle?
430
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,533
Are they fake too?
431
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:32,003
Oh, we're very much real.
432
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,971
[sinister laughter]
433
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,841
[all] Ta-da!
434
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,709
Pony Sisters?
Okay, wait.
435
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,512
If you're in on this
and Seahorse is in on this...
436
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,648
[gasps] Oh, no.
437
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:46,817
Oh, ye-e-e-s-s!
438
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:50,955
Ponyhead?
You are behind all this?
What-- How could you?
439
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,723
Wow! Ungrateful much?
440
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,226
We put a lot of work
into those riddles, you know.
441
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:58,362
And of course
there would have been
way cleverer riddles
442
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:01,632
if we started at the park
with the hot boys in their
leather jackets, okay?
443
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:04,535
But no, no one wanted
to listen to me, so...
[blows raspberry]
444
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,638
But why? You sent us
on an emotional
roller coaster,
445
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,341
and you could have caused
a riot on Mewni!
446
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:13,911
What? I was just
keeping my promise to make
Eclipsa super-popular.
447
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:17,381
And the new queen-napping
segment is totally
blowing up right now.
448
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:20,017
-Segment?
-That's right, girl!
[chuckles]
449
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,419
Seahorse, hit it!
450
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:26,824
-Aah!
-Because you're still on...
451
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,360
[reality show theme plays]
452
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:32,530
The Ponyhead Show!
453
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,699
What?
454
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:37,201
Hi, Pony fans!
455
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:39,170
As you can see,
I, Ponyhead,
456
00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:42,440
used my super good
detective skills
to track down Eclipsa!
457
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:45,042
Girl, how's it feel
to be rescued by me?
458
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:47,345
-What?
-[chuckles] I know, right?
459
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,580
Then those evil
queen-napper guys
460
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,582
tried to ambush us,
so I beat them up,
461
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,618
and now they're
going to jail!
462
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:56,754
-Like for real, though.
-We never discussed this!
463
00:20:56,756 --> 00:21:00,524
Oh, and Star was there too.
Smile for the camera, Star.
464
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:02,760
Pony, Who is this even for?
465
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,196
Our loyal
content subscribers.
466
00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:07,632
They're watching the live feed
on their Reflectacorp
mirror phones.
467
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,433
Whoa, there's Eclipsa!
468
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,469
She's okay!
469
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,437
Hey, Eclipsa's been rescued!
470
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,439
How did everyone
find out about this?
471
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,441
From my updates,
B-fly.
472
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,076
The Mewmans may hate Eclipsa,
473
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,712
but there is no problem
a good drama can't fix.
474
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,614
-[cheering]
-No one messes with our queen!
475
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,584
There she is!
Hey, Eclipsa!
476
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,786
-I love you!
-I love you, Eclipsa!
477
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,621
Well, Ponyhead,
478
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,257
that was a totally
awful thing to do.
479
00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:36,427
But you did somehow
end up helping Eclipsa,
480
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,629
so I can't really
hold it against you.
481
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,265
Yeah! No consequences
for Ponyhead!
482
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:44,468
And at least
I don't have to pay
that huge Reflectacorp bill.
483
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:47,104
Okay, no.
That part was real.
484
00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:50,541
You have to pay that,
or they'll find you.
485
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,678
♪ She's a princess ♪
486
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:57,448
♪ Winning battles
Through the break of dawn ♪
487
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,417
♪ Don't worry
When it's night ♪
488
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:02,486
♪ 'Cause she will keep
The lights on ♪
489
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:08,125
♪ Oh, there goes
A shining star ♪
490
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:10,695
♪ Evil won't deter her ♪
491
00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:14,131
♪ 'Cause magic
Flows through her ♪
492
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:19,236
♪ She's a shining star ♪