♪♪
[upbeat music plays]
♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
♪ I ain't from round here ♪
♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
♪ Gonna get a little weird, gonna have a good time ♪
♪ I ain't from round here, I'm from another-- woo-hoo ♪
♪ Yea-ah ♪
♪ I'm talking rainbows, I'm talking puppies ♪
♪ Puh-puh-puh-puh- puh-puh-puh-p-u-u-uh ♪
♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
♪ I ain't from round here ♪
♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
That would be a great idea!
If I cared. Ohh!
[youths] Lar-ry!
[laughter and applause]
Oh, boy, I am such a Larry.
Totally!
[announcer] You're watching an all-day marathon of "Youths!"
Get comfy!
-Done! -Done!
Oh, man, I missed Earth TV.
Today's gonna be perfect!
Uh, Star? Is this yours?
I found it in the back of the freezer for some reason.
Oh, my gosh!
I was wondering where this went!
Marco, look! My frozen swimsuit!
Cool, cool , cool.
You know, it might be easier to find next time
if you put it in your closet instead of the freezer.
[chuckling] Ohh, Mrs. Diaz,
no, my closet is for secrets, not swimsuits!
Yeah, okay.
Oh, honey, look!
It's Mariposa's first breakfast quiche!
I've been documenting her cuteness
with this trendy instant camera.
Instant camera...
Wait just a minute.
Swimsuit. Instant camera.
Unused beach ball that's in the corner!
-[gasp] Marco! -Aah!
I know what we're gonna do today!
Are we not watching a marathon?
Look, all the signs are here!
My bathing suit, the instant camera,
and the final pièce de résistance!
Uh... the photo from the future
that Father Time gave you?
Don't you see?
You have a zit on the tip of your nose!
So?!
Sooo... that zit is exactly the same
as the one in the Beach Day photo.
Ohhh!
Ever since Father Time gave me this future photo,
I've been dreaming of the day it would happen.
And that day is today!
All right, sure!
Maybe it is Beach Day!
Oh, you bet your booty it's Beach Day!
As soon as my swimsuit is done defrosting...
-[patriotic music playing] -...we are going to the beach,
and we're going to have the best day of our lives!
[horns blaring]
-Oh, boy. -[click, whir]
Can't wait for this Beach Day!
Yeah, at the rate we're going,
we might get there before sunset.
Hmm.
Excuse me, what's, uh...
What's taking so long?
There's a spill up ahead.
Go on goat. Get back in the truck!
-[chomp] -Eeh!
Oh, no. There's, like, 20 goats out there!
We're gonna be here all day!
Star, if I cover up my zit with makeup,
would the zit in the photo disappear,
or would I just be unable to conceal it
no matter how hard I try?
How much of my life would be affected
by what I choose to do to my zit?
Do I have free will?
Marco, you are stressing me out.
You know what?
I'm just gonna move this along.
Super sparkle car-fly wings!
[goats bleating]
[bleats]
[Star] Wooo!
Flying cars make me sick!
But it's totally worth it for Beach Day!
How's that for a shortcut, Mr. Driver Man?
[quietly] Put down my car.
What was that?
I said, put. My car.
Down!
[crash]
[door opens and closes]
[tires screech]
Now what?
Don't worry, Marco, I got this.
Summoning Sparkle Cloudy Charm!
Oh, hey there, Star!
Cloudy, to the beach!
Maybe we should have just done this from the staaaaaart!
[Cloudy] Here we gooo!
Ah ha ha!
[coughing]
-Augh! -[Marco groans]
I can't fly in this!
[coughing] It's like breathing death!
[sighs] Looks like we're walking.
491, 492,
493, 494.
-[out of breath] It's weird. It's almost as if events
are conspiring against us.
-Oh! -Hey, where is the beach!?
The ocean's, like, the biggest thing in this world.
How have we not run into it already?
Ah, surfer dude!
Huh?
Can you tell us how we get to the beach?
The beach is a state of mind, man.
Just follow your heart.
That's not helpful, just so you know!
Ugh!
Hey, it's all right!
Maybe we just need to take a break.
Get some food in our belly.
No time for food, Marco!
I can't afford any distractions.
Beach Day is going to happen,
I can feel it in my bones.
We just gotta wait for a sign.
Are we just gonna stand--
-[screech] -Aah!
The sign! C'mon, Marco! Follow that seagull!
Aah!
[screech]
[panting]
[screech]
-[panting] -[tap]
We made it.
Beach Day is actually happening!
Aah! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!
The water is perfect. The sand is perfect.
Everything is perfect!
Now all we gotta do is take that picture!
Oh. [laughs] Oh, this is a box of crackers.
Where's the real camera?
Where is the camera?!
[gasps] Oh, no!
I must have left it in the cab!
I left the camera in the caaab!
Hey, it's okay.
Aw, no. The photo's gone, too.
Oh.
I just don't understand.
Today was supposed to be Beach Day!
I can't believe I lost the photo and the camera!
Hey, look at it this way.
It's a beautiful day.
We can still have a fun day at the beach!
Myehh.
I'll let you make me into a sand mermaid.
[both laughing]
Woo-hoo!
-Hah! -Yah!
Unh!
Hah!
I got it! I--
Got it.
You know what you look like?
You know, this day actually turned out pretty good after all.
[old lady] Excuse me.
I'm sorry to bother you.
It's just, oh, you two looked so cute earlier,
and I just happened to see this adorable young couple.
We're not a couple. [gasp]
[old lady] I debated whether or not to even say anything,
-but when opportunity comes along like this... -Ohh! Careful! [gasp]
...well, you just have to take the bull by the horns.
-[Star] Yah! -Oh.
Whaa... ?
No. Way.
[Star] It's the Beach Day photo!
How... How? How!
It's all part of the paradox!
We lost the camera and the photo earlier today
because I was supposed to,
because this creepy lady was meant to take our Beach Day photo!
So that means...
[together] Today is Beach Day!
-Woo-hoo! -It is Beach Day! It is Beach Day!
It gonna happen!
-I lived the happiest day of my life! -Wow! Wow!
[Marco] This is bananas!
The paradox came true!
It was real!
Everything happened for a reason!
Wow! Oh, my goodness!
I'm so excited! Star?
Ha ha ha! [humming]
-[Star] Hey! Father Time? -Ooh!
Why am I not happy?
Oh, hey! It's that beach photo.
You look pretty happy to me.
No. I was happy.
But that was, like, five minutes ago,
and it's already starting to wear off!
I thought Beach Day was supposed to be
the best day of my life!
And everything would be figured out,
and then I could just live happily ever after or whatever!
But that didn't happen.
So why'd you even give this to me?
I didn't give that to you.
Uh, yes, you did.
No, no, no.
-You did. -What?
Yeah, you gave me the photo to give to Past Star,
because you knew she was about to go through
a lot of difficult, messy life stuff,
you know, what, with her mom going missing
and her identity as a princess
kind of thrown out the window,
you wanted to give her something to look forward to.
I gave this to me?
But that can't-- That means this whole time
Beach Day was a lie?
A lie I told myself?!
I can just destroy it for you,
seeing as it's giving you so much grief.
You know what? Yeah, sure.
Beach Day, no Beach Day, what's the difference?
So what if I don't see it up on the fridge every day,
or keep it in my little purse always,
or stuff it under my pillow every night.
Yeah, who needs it?
No photo, no Beach Day, no confusing time paradox!
You wouldn't even be here right now asking about it!
Who knows where you'd be?
That's a... That's a good question.
Some days, knowing I'd be this happy
was the only thing that kept me going.
So you want me to destroy it?
No. No! No, no, no!
You can't! I needed this!
You gotta give it to Past Star!
Wait! No! I don't want to give it away.
But if I keep it,
I'll never have given it to myself,
so I'll never have had it,
and then it'll never have existed at all.
[gasps] Whoa!
Okay, okay, you know what?
[click]
There.
Now she can have it.
Bye, Father Time. Thank you, so much.
-Sure thing! -[portal bloops]
Too bad the hardest times are still ahead.
What was that?
Nothing!
[humming]
B-E-A-C-H...
"Beach Day!"
[seagulls calling]
So basically, Beach Day was never real.
I was chasing some perfect idea that didn't even exist.
Don't get me wrong, it got me though a lot, but...
now how am I supposed to know if everything will end up okay?
Well, I guess we just don't.
Huh?
Yeah, I mean...
you don't know what'll happen in the future,
but who does?
It wasn't the Beach Day itself that made you happy, right?
It-- It was--
It was you.
Huh.
You didn't wait for someone to tell you
everything would be okay.
You created your own happiness,
through self-determination!
Anyway, I thought that was pretty cool.
Yeah. Maybe you're right.
Well, I'm kinda Beach Day'd out. [chuckles]
Whaddaya say we head home?
I say let's do it.
Wait! We don't have a way to get home!
Actually...
Ah? Ahh?
Star, I'm not wheeling you all the way home in a shopping cart.
[chuckles] Not wheeling, silly.
-Woo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo! -Aaah!
No no no!
Ha ha! Woo-hoo!
[Marco] I'm gonna be sick,
but it's worth it for Beach Day!
[Star] Beach Daaay!
[in penguin voice] And after the battle,
they had all the breakfast burritos
-they could ever want! -[Mariposa giggling]
The end!
[babbling]
Okay. That's enough goofing off.
Time for bed.
Good night, Meteora.
[hisses] Goo!
It's really great you two get along so well.
Good night, Mariposa.
Sweet dreams.
Marco.
Hekapoo? What the heck are you doing here?
I need to talk to you about the--
Shh! Shh! Not in front of the babies!
Mariposa and Meteora just fell asleep!
What are you, Eclipsa's baby-sitter?
I am Eclipsa's favorite baby-sitter,
and I think it's nice that she and Globgor
are having a night out after 300 years.
Just listen, all right?
I shouldn't even be telling you this,
but I have a feeling some bad stuff
is about to go down on Mewni.
Well, that sounds ominous.
Okay, I know you like to "get involved"
because you "care,"
but trust me.
Stay. On. Earth.
Ow.
Stay on Earth.
Uh.
Star! Hekapoo just gave me this really cryptic warning
about bad things happening on Mewni.
Have you heard anything about that?
[spits] Noooo...
But we should probably ask Eclipsa the-- Oh!
I promised I'd send her a picture of the babies together!
Quietly, they're asleep!
Li'l baabieess!
[both gasp]
[Star] Hekapoo left her portal open!
Why's it so quiet?
-[gasps] -Oh, my gosh!
[dramatic music]
Do you think... ?
Uh-huh. I think.
Oh, no, how long has it been?!
I don't know! Five minutes?! Ten?!
They could be grandmas by now! Let's go!
[gulp]
[both grunting]
What happened here?
[Marco] Who knows?
It's been centuries since we were last here.
Oh, hot Marco, where do we even start looking?
[fairy squeals]
-[rumbling] -[Star whimpering]
[zapping]
Aaaah! Brunzettaaa!
You look so cool! Duh!
Did you miss me?
I'm sorry, who are you again?
[clink]
Brunzetta, my sister is missing!
Do you know anyone that can help me find her?
Hmmm. Old Irma.
The sage who lives just past that mountain range.
We can get there by midday if we leave now.
Oh, uh, we'd love to have you, Brunzetta,
but this is kind of a family affair.
Wait, did you summon me all the way out here
just to ask for directions?
No! I-- I also...
One thing I...
[panting]
I value your friendship!
Rude.
[zap]
Ugh! How could I be so irresponsible?
This is no place for babies!
[screech]
-[screech] -Yah!
I'm a terrible brother.
Cliff.
[old crone voice] Who's there?
Old crone, we come in search of two girls.
One a half-monster with clovers on her cheeks,
the other a human girl with a mole like this.
Have you seen them?
-[wind whistling] -Who wants to know?
I'm the mole-girl's older brother,
and she's the half-monster's distant cousin,
or-- or something.
Hey, she knows magic! Aaah!
-Ooh! -[evil cackling]
[gasp] Is that...
a butterfly?
Mariposa?
Intruders! Prepare to meet your demise!
-Aah! -Huh!
Oof!
Wait! You're a magic user, too?
Yeah?
We don't see many of your kind around here.
[gasp] Meteora!
What if they're telling the truth?
That guy and I do have the same mole.
Hmmm. I call for a sister meeting.
[whispering]
Ugh! Fine!
Greetings. I'm Bork.
And this is Grobb.
Those aren't your real names.
Please, allow us to properly apologize
by offering you some food.
Our cave is this way.
Food? Oh-ho! Don't mind if I do!
Uhh... can I help you?
I don't know why,
but something about you
makes me angry!
[uncomfortable laugh]
Yeah.
[Star] That was some pretty sweet magic
you used back there!
Oh, thanks.
The old women of the mountain found us as babies
and taught me all of their spells.
Now that they've all died,
it's my job to protect us,
since Bork can't do magic.
She can still kick butt though!
Like that time you wrestled that giant mud-fly!
I chopped off all the legs
and drained the putrid goo from its body!
And then it kind of exploded.
But I managed to save the goo!
[sighs] That was the last good meal we had that winter.
Yeah, it's not easy surviving in this dimension.
Why did you abandon us here?
We didn't abandon you!
We came as soon as we could,
but time works differently here.
We're here now though!
You can finally come home!
Oh, yeah! Heh.
I can't wait to see what Earth is like!
But first, soup's on! Who's hungry?
Oh oh oh! Me me me! It's me! I'm hungry!
What is this?
[Teen Mariposa] Skin flakes and garlic spider chow!
[slurp]
[swallows]
Yummy.
[gulping down soup]
Ahhhh, really takes me back!
Though I always used to add more garlic spiders.
Ugh!
Mmm. You sure this will work?
It better!
[both panting]
Uh, so heavy.
Wyscan the Granter, we summon you!
[loud scraping, heavy thud]
Come for a trade, girls?
We captured a magical creature.
We'll give it to you in exchange
for giving me magical powers, just like Grobb.
What an intriguing proposal.
Very well. Feed me the magic girl.
Eww.
Okey-dokey.
Wait wait wait wait wait wait.
He's just gonna eat her?
Well, yeah, seems pretty straightforward.
Magic girl goes in, magic powers come out.
Yeah, but I didn't think it would be so,
I don't know, creepy.
Mariposa, you don't need magic.
You need to come home with me!
I'm not going anywhere with you!
You're not my brother!
Even if I weren't, this is wrong.
I think you know that.
Err! What's taking so long over there?
I've changed my mind.
I thought we had a deal.
And baby's hungry!
[slurping]
If you want the girl,
you'll have to fight us for her!
Ugh, fiiiine.
Come at me, or whatever.
I got this!
Haah!
[stomach growling]
-[slurp] [burp] -Oops!
Pardon my manners.
-What?! -I got it! Cupcake blast!
Oooh! [chuckling] Strawberry!
Stop! He eats magic!
We have to beat him the old-fashioned way.
Oh, the old-fashioned way, hmm?
Don't mind if I do!
Let's go!
Raaaaaaah!
Mariposa!
Hoo! Hah! Hah hah hoo!
Hah! Huh!
Aaah!
Oof! Hah!
Ooh, you're fun!
Raaah!
[Marco grunting]
You know, Bork actually kicked my butt once.
Yeah, Marco is pretty tough, too.
Yaah!
[grunts]
Ohh!
Huh? Hey--
[whispering]
[Wyscan] Oh oh oh ohh!
Something you'd like to share with the class?
Don't keep me waiting, now.
Hah!
-Hey! Stand still! -Hah!
-[grunts] -Now!
Hope you like garlic spiders!
Uhh!
Oop!
[heaving sounds]
[laughing]
I actually rather like garlic.
Spiders, on the other hand, ruin everything.
Ugh, take your Magic Girl and go, you awful children.
[whimpering] They're still crawling! Why?!
[slam]
-Yeah! -Yeah-heh-heh-heh!
Not bad, dude!
Not bad yourself, sis!
Watch it! You may be a good fighter,
but you're still not my brother.
What's... what's that on your necklace?
Huh?
Hey!
[in penguin voice] And after the battle,
they had all the breakfast burritos
-they could ever want! -They could ever want!
[gasp] You are my brother!
Come home, Mariposa.
We can be a family again.
A family?
Wait, wait, wait.
Does this mean we'll turn back into babies?
Well, yeah.
But you'll have loving parents,
a safe home to grow up in.
And, Grobb! You get to live in a castle
with servants and a weird knight who does all your laundry!
But we don't need a castle.
And I already have a home.
Grobb and I have built a life together,
and I don't want to lose that.
Yeah. Thanks for coming out here and all,
but I think we're gonna pass.
Marco, what are we gonna do?
I... I don't know.
What about food?
-Huh?! -Huh?!
We, uh, got all kinds of food.
You got, like, different flavors of spiders?
You don't have to eat spiders where we're going!
You can eat waffles, nachos, sushi...
If you wanted to,
you could eat breakfast burritos all day!
Wait a minute, breakfast burritos are food?
If you come home with us,
you'll have all the food you could ever dream of!
-Oh-ho! -[gasps]
Will we get to grow up together again?
We'll make sure of it.
Let's go home.
[Marco, whispering] Good night, Meteora.
Good night, Mariposa.
[cooing]
♪ She's a princess winning battles ♪
♪ Through the break of dawn ♪
♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪
♪ 'Cause she will keep the lights on ♪
♪ Ohh, there goes a shining star ♪
-♪ Evil won't deter her ♪ -♪ No, sir! ♪
♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪
♪ Star Butterfly ♪
♪ She is a shining sta-a-r ♪