♪♪
[upbeat music plays]
♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
♪ I ain't from round here ♪
♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
♪ Gonna get a little weird, gonna have a good time ♪
♪ I ain't from round here, I'm from another-- woo-hoo ♪
♪ Yea-ah ♪
♪ I'm talking rainbows, I'm talking puppies ♪
♪ Puh-puh-puh-puh- puh-puh-puh-p-u-u-uh ♪
♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
♪ I ain't from round here ♪
♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
[helicopter buzzing]
Let the "Welcome Back Tom" roof picnic begin!
I made smoothies! I think.
[gags]
Ugh! That's disgusting.
Try it!
-Uh... -Oh!
And I made your favorite! Roof Eggs!
Aaaah! Oh, no.
Now they're Ground Eggs.
Ah, I don't even care.
I'm just stoked you're back.
I wanna hear all about your trip!
Oh! Oh, it was great!
It kind of changed my perspective on life.
Um, speaking of which,
can I talk to you about something?
Sure! What's up?
Well, I've been doing some soul searching lately.
And I keep coming back to this feeling.
I--I feel like--
like we should...
[drowned out by helicopter] I think we should break up.
What's that?!
Oh, um,
[drowned out] I think we should see other people.
What was that?!
[drowned out] I said I think we should break up!
Ohh! Winter Storm Hyper Blast!
Ahh! Your highness has the floor.
Um, Star?
I think we should break up.
Wait. Why?
Okay, I know I'm not the best girlfriend,
but I'm definitely not the worst.
I made you all this food,
and I even got you a present!
It's a super rare black and white cat named Mr. Panda Pants!
[meow]
Star, I appreciate the effort...
-[purring] -...but, you know, at the end of the day,
it's not about what you do or what you don't do.
It's about where you're headed.
And you and me, we're headed to different places.
[meow]
Well, at least we'll always be friends, right?
[Tom] No, I can't do that.
You're a really great person.
That's exactly why I think being friends
would be too painful for me.
So, maybe I'll see you in another life.
Where we're both cute panda cats.
-[breeze blowing] -Yeah.
[sniffling]
[fire crackling]
Uh, Tom? What are you doing?
Just go already!
I'm trying.
Just having a little issue with the fire column.
Just, uh, don't look for a sec?
-Really? -Just do it!
Ugh! [muttering]
You're still there, aren't you?!
[laughs] Just, um... one more sec.
Almost there. Just give it another--
-Uhh... -Aaaaaagh!
Oh! All right, what is this?
What am I looking at here?
Aaaaaagh! Why isn't it working?!
Hey!
[grunts]
Thomas Draconius Lucitor, don't you--
Aah! Aah!
-What are you doing? -I have no idea!
Maybe the portal fire needs more fuel or something.
Is that really how it works?
Probably not. But I'm willing to give it a shot.
Tom, no fire in the house!
I think I figured out what's going on.
You're super emotional right now,
and it's probably interfering with your powers.
Ugh!
Okay, well, fine!
Do you think maybe you could, you know...
Uh...
Oh! Yeah, yeah. Of course. [laughs]
One portal coming right up!
Huh? What?
[grunts]
-Arhghhhhh! -Seriously?!
Well, I'm emotional now, too, okay?!
[doorbell rings]
Coming!
Hey, kids,
I'm just here about the, uh...
police helicopter?
Yeah, it seems to be frozen in place over this here, uh, house.
Oh, right, that.
Sorry, my bad.
But would you mind coming back a little later?
I'm kind of in the middle of something.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Barb!
Yeah, Boss! I'm just gonna skedaddle up to the roof
and spend probably hours figuring out
what's going on up there. Ha ha!
Okay, well, like I said, I'm right in the middle of something,
sooo do whatever you gotta do!
[Mr. Diaz] Star!
What is going on here?!
Uh, we're here about the police helicopter.
No, not you. Star, Tom!
Why do you look so sad?
Um...
Tom and I broke up.
What?!
-[gasp] -[gasp]
[man on radio] [gasp] Over!
Pero por qué?!
Uh, thank you, but what we really need now is just--
I know exactly what you need!
-[dialing] -[line ringing]
[female operator] Thank you for calling the Sad Teen Hotline.
-[elevator music playing] -What can I help you with today?
Hello! I have two teens here in my house.
They are now breaking up!
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that!
How are they holding up?
Oh, they are devastated!
One of them was crying, and the other one looks
-like he might try... -This is a nightmare.
...to burn down the house at any minute.
Oh, sweetie. It's just a part of life, you know?
Me and Rafael broke up literally hundreds of times
before we finally got married.
Thank you for reminding me.
Remember when we broke up after Valentine's Day...
Yeah, breakups are tough.
Breaking up with my high school sweetheart
was the worst mistake of my life.
I've never known true happiness
ever since I got dumped over 20 years ago.
I'm sad a lot.
Argh! I'm outta here!
Hey, wait a minute!
[overlapping conversations]
[Star groans]
This could not have gone worse.
[fire crackling]
Keep it together, Tom!
You can do this.
[exhales] Calming breaths.
Calming breaths!
I said calming breaths!
Tom, that's not going to work!
Ugh! Look, I know you don't like me anymore,
-but I still-- -I do still like you!
Then why does this have to be so difficult?!
Arrrgh, did you think this was easy for me?!
This was probably the hardest thing I've ever done!
And being around you right now is--
It's just like this huge reminder
of how much I don't know what I'm doing.
Oh, Tom, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to make you upset.
I'm not upset!
[sniffs]
Okay, maybe I'm a little upset.
[laughs] Here, let me help you with that.
Oh! Star!
There we go.
Man, this really stinks.
Yes. This whole day has just been... yikes.
[both laughing]
-Yeah. -[sighs]
What happens now?
Well, I would still like to be friends with you, Star.
I-- I just--
I feel like I should be dating
someone who I could be best friends with.
You already have one of those.
Yeah. I understand.
Hey, love birds!
Am I back too early?
Uggh! We were doing so well.
I was walking around the mall for, like, three hours,
-so I figured I'd-- What?! -[heavy equipment beeping]
Uh... whaaaat? Uh...
Tom and I are breaking up.
What?! Why?!
It's-- It's complicated,
but it's-- it's the right thing.
For both of us.
I should go.
I feel like I'm ready now.
Me, too.
Oh. Hmm. Right.
Catch you later, Starship.
C'mon. I'll make you some nachos.
That sounds pretty good.
You know, I heard the new season
of "Fiesta de la Noche" is--
[Tom] Aw, c'mon!
Are you kidding?!
Ugggh!
Guess what?
No! Still?!
Still what?
We've been trying to open portals all day.
But apparently we're both too emotional to do it.
Well... I'm not upset at all!
What I mean is...
I can help you!
With my scissors!
One non-emotional portal comin' up!
[mimicking portal sound] Boosh!
Um, Marco?
Ha! Sorry, I, uh...
Oh, c'mon, you stupid scissors! What the--
Come on, man.
This has never happened to me before!
[sigh] Of course.
We infected Marco with our sad vibes.
Wait, wait, wait. So what does that mean?
I think it means you're stuck here.
[Mr. Diaz] I just don't understand!
-[elevator music playing] -How could they throw away
their whole relationship like that?
Is love... a lie?
[Teen Sadness operator] So this Star and Tom,
are they your friends from school?
They are friends with my son, Marco!
Wait, your son?!
I thought you were a sad teen!
Oh, no, no, no. I am a sad grown man.
This hotline is for teens only.
[click, dial tone]
Psst. Hey, Tom. You awake?
No.
You're-- But-- But you're talking right now.
You're right.
Miraculously, I'm talking in my sleep.
It's a demon power.
Wait. Is-- Is that a thing?
Of course it isn't, Marco!
That'd be stupid.
Okay, okay. Sorry for bothering you.
No, look, I'm sorry, man. I-- I just--
I think I'm too emotionally exhausted
to hold a conversation right now.
Dude. I get it.
It took me months to get over Jackie.
Yeah, but did it really?
Yes, it did!
And I get what you and Star are going through.
Thanks.
I just-- You know, I just hope I--
I get some time.
Some calm time without any--
-Guys! -[Tom] Gaaaah!
Ohh! Please, use your hands!
What's happening?
I don't know, but something super, super weird.
It's not just the portals that are all out of whack!
Look! Call Mom!
[female voice] Calling Mom.
[line rings, static]
Um, maybe she's asleep?
Uh-uh. Call Ponyhead!
Calling Ponyhead.
[ring, static]
But Ponyhead? I mean, she stays up till at least 4 A.M.
So... what? Are our emotions doing this, too?
No. There's definitely something bigger going on here.
I don't know what it means or why it's happening,
but I think it's really bad.
[exhales]
We have to go back to Mewni.
[helicopter buzzing]
[explosion]
[snoring]
[whispering] Marco. Wake up.
[sniffs, sighs]
No.
[whispering] I know the solution to getting back to Mewni.
It's Janna!
Janna? [groans]
Let's not talk about Janna until I've had my morning tea.
-[thud] -Ow! Oww!
-Don't you remember? Huh! -Oh!
Janna mysteriously showed up on Mewni without a portal.
Oh, yeah!
We gotta wake up Tom.
-Tom, wake up! -[snoring]
Tom?
Oh. Look up.
Ugh!
[female voice] Calling Janna.
C'mon, Janna. Pick up your phone.
-[ringing] -Pick up, pick up, pick up!
Aw, she'll never pick up.
She's probably someplace super weird.
Like a monster truck graveyard.
-Yeah! -Yeah.
[Janna] Hello?
Oh, thank goodness, Janna!
Okay! Okay, listen to me very carefully!
We are stuck on Earth. The portals aren't working.
You gotta tell me, how did you get to Mewni?
Yeah! We gotta get back, like, now!
Something really bad is happening!
[Janna] Wait, can you say that louder?
[grunting]
Yeah, the reception here is pretty bad.
I'm at a monster truck graveyard.
Listen to me carefully!
[deep breath]
How. Did. You. Get. To. Mewni?
I don't know. Bye.
No, no, Janna, wait! Ugh!
Arrrgh! Janna!
Now what?
We gotta wait for the beast in her cave.
[clock ticking]
It's so nice to finally meet our Janna's friends.
And each as unique as her it seems.
So did you meet before the Canada trip?
What's a Canada?
Oh! Did I pronounce it wrong?
Tala and I have never been, so, you know.
Janna says it's lovely.
[sip]
-[sip] -Are any of you dating?
[chokes, coughing]
[door opens and closes]
Hey, Mom, hey, Dad.
Hi, sweetie!
[all] Janna!
Oh, geez.
N-nice-- Nice meeting you, Mr. and Mrs. Janna!
I hear Vancouver's nice.
[all] Janna!
I thought you kids respected others' personal space.
Welcome to my room, I guess.
Wow, sweet digs.
It's nicely creepy.
Soo, how's the breakup going?
What? That just happened!
How did you even know that?
Oh, I hid a camera on Marco's body.
What?!
Tom! Help me find this illegal surveillance!
No, no, dude, I don't wanna get bugged!
Guys! We can't get distracted by her...
Jannanigans.
Janna Banana,
you know the seriousness of this situation.
And you know you're our last hope.
So, please, how did you get to Mewni?
I don't remember.
Aaahhhhhh!
No, really. Look.
All I remember from that day is that it was a Thursday.
A totally normal Thursday.
All right. I'm scared to ask.
But what is a "normal" Thursday like for Janna?
Thursday is garbage day.
So you bring your garbage to your neighbor's garage?
To feed the possums.
[both screaming]
You're not supposed to feed these things!
If I don't, they'll come to my garage.
No! No! That's my leg!
-So what happened next? -[Tom and Marco screaming]
Well, usually these rascals
-tear up my hat. -[shredding]
And then I have to go get a new one from Needles.
Who's Needles?
He's the man who runs these streets.
Whoa, whoa, Janna!
You know the boss isn't happy with you.
He who gives shall never need.
He who takes shall forever bleed.
It ain't my fault if you leave here in crutches.
Come on.
I don't like the sound of this Needles.
-Hey! Quiet in the back! -Show some respect.
Janna! What's up!
Hey, Needles.
Looks like you need a new hat.
Looks right.
But you still owe me for the last one I made you.
Don't forget, you're in the red.
Oh, dang. I never got you the goods.
Yeah, that's right.
And you know what that means.
Omega One doesn't have any tennis balls!
Tennis balls?
Yeah. Needles knits my hats
that I pay for with tennis balls.
Standard back alley deal.
Yeah, standard back alley deal!
You know what it is.
A normal thing. That's how we do it.
We don't have time for this!
We gotta get to Mewni!
Well, guess what? You better make some time.
Or Bland Man over here
is gonna get broke like a breadstick! Crack!
What? Who? Me?
Or maybe we can make a deal for these sweet horns!
I could make a real nice hat with those.
-Hand 'em over! -Hey!
Cool it, Needles. My crew and I will get you the goods.
Oooh, that's a fresh one.
Just about a hundred more to go!
Man. A week ago, I was staring at a thousand sunsets
in the dimension with a thousand sunsets.
And now I'm here picking up tennis balls.
Yeah, sorry it ended like this.
It's cool.
And you know what? We're cool.
Wait, were we not?
Well, with Star and I broken up now,
just saying, it's cool if...
If what?
I mean, if you and your best friend
ended up being something else,
I wouldn't be mad.
What? Tom!
The Blood Moon Curse has been lifted.
I mean, you were there.
Come on, dude. I think we both know that what you two have
is something better than a curse.
-Guys! -Aah!
I think we gotta... What are you staring at?
Uh. [mumbles gibberish]
I think we gotta put some pressure on her.
This is getting ridiculous.
Janna! How can you not be taking this seriously?!
Mewni might be in trouble!
You're wasting so much time!
Well, excuse me, Bland Man! Geez!
Hey! That's not my name!
What part of "I don't remember how I got to Mewni"
do you guys not understand?
You guys just do not get it!
I am the author of my own weirdness!
But forgetting how I got to Mewni
was totally out of my control,
and it freaks me out!
[sighs]
Aw, Janna...
I'm sorry I can't help you guys out,
I really am. I just cannot remember
what happened that day for the life of me.
Janna, I'm... I didn't realize
how much all of this was affecting you.
Plus, I didn't realize that you actually had human emotions.
Yeah. Me, neither.
C'mon. Let's-- Let's just take a break.
Well, collecting tennis balls does make me hungry.
[peppy instrumental music playing]
Okay, party people, I got your grub.
Taco-o-o-o for Mango-o-o-o!
Ha ha, all right.
And for the lady... wait a second!
Your name wouldn't happen to be Janna, would it?
No. It's Banana.
Okay. Cool.
All I know is I'm supposed to refuse service
to someone named Janna.
Can't be too careful!
I know, right? Dangerous world!
But, as they say, "Enjoy your horchata."
[sipping]
So you just havin' horchata today, huh, Star?
I'm just too stressed to eat right now.
I mean, we have no idea what's happening on Mewni.
Why do you have to put hot sauce on every bite?
Why don't you just put it on the whole taco all at once?
Whoo! Habanero sauce makes me sweat like a beast!
Pfft! Hey! That's my shirt!
What are you talking about?
This is the 200 taco punch card Mystery Prize!
And it's mine!
Just look at it!
See?!
[gasp] Guys! I remember.
You remember stealing my shirt?!
No! Shh, shh, shh! Marco!
You'll break her train of thought!
After I collected the tennis balls,
I stopped by here on my way back to Needles
and saw a promo for the 200 taco Mystery Prize.
And I figured, "Hey, this girl has eaten
at least 200 tacos over the course of her lifetime,"
so they already owed me the prize.
But they didn't see it that way.
So I claimed what was mine.
I went to the back door and...
Omph! Omph! Omph!
Hello? Huhhh!
Okay, at Britta's, they always keep the Mystery Prize
in the supply closet, so I forced open the door.
Yup! Sure enough! Forced entry!
And this is where it gets weird!
I went down this creepy ladder.
[Tom and Marco groan]
Yeah, I think they age their meat down here.
Oh, yeah, this is looking familiar.
Are those dinosaur bones?
Man, this place is downright homey!
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Oof!
-[gasp] Tennis balls! -Tennis balls!
Ah, and here it is!
Where I got my new shirt!
And then I guess I saw this dumb wall with graffiti.
Whoaa!
[Marco] I don't think that's graffiti.
Glossaryck?
Janna, what happened next?
[chuckles] I guess I was here.
-Aaah! -[splash]
[all scream]
[grunts]
[straining]
Are you okay?
Yeah. I just, uh, fell into some secret sauce.
Uh, I don't think that's secret sauce.
[gasp]
-Oof! -Oof!
Hey!
Let's see what's up there.
[straining]
You guys, I've seen these before!
This is a well
that leads to the magic.
[gasp] Now I remember!
♪ She's a princess winning battles ♪
♪ Through the break of dawn ♪
♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪
♪ 'Cause she will keep the lights on ♪
♪ Ohh, there goes a shining star ♪
-♪ Evil won't deter her ♪ -♪ No, sir! ♪
♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪
♪ Star Butterfly ♪
♪ She is a shining sta-a-r ♪