♪♪
[upbeat music plays]
♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
♪ I ain't from round here ♪
♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
♪ Gonna get a little weird, gonna have a good time ♪
♪ I ain't from round here, I'm from another-- woo-hoo ♪
♪ Yea-ah ♪
♪ I'm talking rainbows, I'm talking puppies ♪
♪ Puh-puh-puh-puh- puh-puh-puh-p-u-u-uh ♪
♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪
♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
♪ I ain't from round here ♪
♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
[monster roaring]
Rags for sale.
Get your lightly-used rags here.
-Oof! -[monster roaring]
Oh, corn!
Halt, vile monster!
Prepare for justice!
-[Solaria] Hi-yah! -[monster screeches]
-[Eclipsa cooing] -Crawl back to the pit
from whence you came!
I, Queen Solaria,
hereby claim this village
for Mewmankind!
[cooing, chuckles]
Hmm, fine, I'll go.
[crying] Maybe you shouldn't
build your village on my nest.
You ever think of that?
[cheering]
[Woman] That's actually pretty helpful.
[Solaria] Citizens!
Too long you have lived
under the monsters' reign of terror.
I am forming a new, volunteer army
to remove this monster threat
once and for all.
Now, who among you will join me?
-[Eclipsa giggles] -[Woman] Uh...
-...do we have to? -[Solaria] What?
We're pretty used to this by now.
It's fine.
It's not fine.
Plus, shouldn't you
be doing, like, queen stuff?
Yeah, seems like a lot of work.
Yeah, I gotta get back to work, man.
-[Man] I gotta do my laundry. -I have to go to the bathroom.
Well, there you have it, Eclipsa.
[Eclipsa gurgles]
[Solaria] Another village seemingly unconcerned
-with rampaging monsters. -[Eclipsa chuckles]
[Solaria] Oh, yes, you're so sweet.
Let's go get a Snookers.
-You want a Snookers? -[Mina] Your majesty?
For what it's worth,
I thought your speech was real neat.
You must be the strongest queen ever,
standing up to all those monsters!
So, there is someone brave enough to step forward.
Peasant girl, will you volunteer
to be my first Solarian warrior?
Aw, jeez, I'd love to,
but I'm just a simple rag peddler.
-[Solaria grunts] No. -[Mina gasps] Oh!
I see your conviction. Your love for your kingdom.
You are exactly the kind of soldier I'm looking for.
But I've never fought anyone before.
That is no matter. I do not ask for strength.
I ask only that you believe in me.
I do believe in you.
Then swear yourself to me,
and I will make you the fiercest warrior
Mewni has ever known.
[rooster crows]
[distant crowing]
[demonic-voiced] Time to fulfill my oath!
Star, I know it must seem crazy
that Mina's working for me.
But let me explain.
You t-traitor!
[groans]
I know what this looks like, but you have to understand.
-Understand what? -[Moon gasps]
Mina was already planning to overthrow Eclipsa.
Trust me, I stopped her from doing far worse.
So you start a revolution behind my back?
The one who started this was her!
[cries out]
Oh, dear! That was an accident.
Pfft. Accident.
Like anyone's gonna believe that.
[Moon sighs]
Star, I know you trust Eclipsa.
I trusted her once, too.
Look where that got me.
I beg your pardon?
You're the reason I was lost
in the magic dimension.
You're the reason I was separated
from my family-- from my daughter!
That was an accident, Moon. You know that.
And Star can take care of herself.
She's far wiser than we were at her age.
I'm' not going to argue about this, Eclipsa.
I'm here to offer you a deal.
Deal?
Mom, what are you doing?
Surrender the crown to me.
In return, I'll call off Mina
and my Solarian warriors.
So you're the one who created the warriors.
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.
After that, I'll heal Globgor
at the magic sanctuary, and you and your family
will be free to live in any dimension
of your choosing-- except this one.
And if I don't do what you're asking?
-What then? -Things could get worse.
-[gasps] -[Star] No!
[Eclipsa] It's all right, Star.
I tried my best, but it appears
my best wasn't enough.
What?
[villagers screaming]
-[lively music playing] -Yeah! We're number one!
We're number one!
Eat this, Eclipsa!
Not so fancy now, are ya?
Wooo!
[Rhombulus] Pizza party!
Who let him have soda?
Hey, watch it! You're making a mess.
Huh? A mess?
[mocking] Oh, no!
Please don't arrest me!
-[snakes laughing] -No, not the dungeon again.
Isn't this a little premature?
Eclipsa hasn't even surrendered yet,
and the last time I tried to contact Mina,
she just sent back a bag of old jelly beans.
I don't know what that means.
Well, it's only a matter of time, isn't it?
I'm just excited for things to go back
to the way they were in the good ol' days.
The Magic High Commision is back in the game, baby!
We'll be back to our glorious schedule of
weekly meetings with the queen, and the pre-meetings
and the meetings to schedule meetings,
and the post-meeting and the bi-monthly meeting
to discuss the productivity of our meetings
as well as checking the notes
to accurately record the minutes of--
what are you doing to that pizza?
[Rhombulus] I'm eating it!
Knock-knock.
I'll only need a minute.
Hello, darling. How are you holding up?
I think I found a way to keep us all safe.
We'll be giving up a lot, and... but since when
has our relationship ever been easy?
-[Meteora] Papa. -Oh, he's really,
really not looking so good.
No, he's not.
But this will all be over soon.
Mm-hmm. And the monsters?
Are you gonna stop attacking them, too?
I never told the soldiers to attack the monsters.
You know how overeager Mina can get.
But I would not attack innocent civilians.
I don't know. Doesn't seem too
off-brand for you at this point.
I'm doing this for us, Globgor.
[kisses] Be back in a jiffy.
So, you're just gonna leave Mewni.
I'm sorry, Star.
I know you've tried so hard to help me.
But right now, what's best for Mewni
is that my family leaves.
[Moon] Eclipsa's right, Star.
As queen, it is your duty
to do what is best for your people...
even if they end up hating you for it.
-[rooster crows] -[Moon gasps]
[Mina laughing]
[Mina] What's up, scalawags?
-Looks like time's up! -[rooster crowing]
[rooster squeals]
Now, the fun begins.
[grunts] So, you've captured the monster smoocher, did ya?
[laughs] Did she put up a fight?
Gonna make a necklace out of all the teeth you knocked out?
No, Mina. Eclipsa has chosen to surrender.
Of course she's agreed to surrender.
She's a coward and a traitor to her mother's legacy.
Now, if you don't mind, Moon, I'm gonna need ya
to scoot to the side a little.
I-- wait, what?
You know, just scootch a little
so I don't accidentally get ya
when I run her through with my sword and all.
-[Marco] Huh? -[Star, Eclipsa] What?
That won't be necessary.
Eclipsa is here to officially announce her resignation.
You are your troops may stand down.
Oh, to be perfectly honest, at this point, I'll--
I'll skip the speech and be on my way.
[Mina] No one's going anywhere!
Where's Globgor, you monster fangirl?
Globgor is no longer your concern, Mina.
He will be leaving Mewni along with Eclipsa and Meteora.
Ugh! But you're letting them off too easy!
What about your army, huh?!
We all swore an oath to protect Mewni.
To get rid of all those dirty monsters
and make life good again for the real Mewmans!
You tell 'em, sister!
This was never about hurting monsters, Mina.
Now, for the last time, stand down!
I gave you all your powers, and I can take them away.
Oh, I'll stand down, all right.
Right after we round up all the monsters
and shove 'em all off the cliff.
They're all gonna be like, "Oh, oh, no. My bod."
"Oh, my poor monster bod!"
I used to look up to this person.
That's it, Mina.
Return the power paid in blood.
Your essence now restored.
Revoke the strength that comes in floods,
and rest forevermore!
[laughs] That tickled.
I don't understand.
-[Mina laughs] -[Moon gasps]
Did you really think that would work?
You may have created the warriors,
but we pledged our loyalty to Queen Solaria.
[metal bangs]
-What? -Now then,
my warriors, rise and assemble!
Arrest every monster
and monster smoocher you can find,
but save Globgor for me!
No! This wasn't supposed to happen.
What did you expect, Mom?
You teamed up with Mina!
We have to go, now!
[all scream]
You mooks are also under arrest.
Why? For obstructing mama's business!
Mina, this is madness!
No, Moon. This is justice!
[screaming]
Huh? Oof!
Gah! Ugh! Not fair!
Idiots! Find Eclipsa!
Next room!
Hmm.
-Hello. -Move.
Whoops-a-diddle!
[Globgor groans]
Globgor, you poor man.
Here, take my beard meat.
Hey, now! This guy's a vegetarian, remember?
You expect me to give him a salad
when you've been sitting in it all day?
[all grunting, groaning]
[Star sighs]
[groans] What happened?
[Hekapoo] I saved your butts.
So, you're welcome.
[thunder crashing]
So, I'm not hearing a thank you.
I mean, I just saved your life.
Hekapoo, we were kinda in the middle of something.
In the middle of dying, but hey,
I took you somewhere that will solve all that business.
Welcome to the tavern
at the end of the multiverse!
Come on, are you just gonna stand out there in the rain?
[thunder crashes]
They're with me.
Hey, Moonie, are you coming in?
Come on, you're gonna love this place.
[inhales deeply]
Welcome to the furthest possible place
away from all your problems.
This quaint watering hole sits at the end of reality,
and at the start of complete nonexistence.
Hear, hear!
Oh!
-[growling] -I'm getting a vibe
that we're not welcome here.
Most of these people left their dimensions
to get away from magical issues or power-hungry rulers.
You check both boxes.
What? This doesn't solve any of our problems.
Yeah, it does!
We got a sweet place to hang out
as Mewni gets destroyed.
Hekapoo, give me the scissors.
Wait, what are you doing?
Globgor needs my help.
Yes, but it's too dangerous.
[Star] Yeah, it's too dangerous
because of you!
[Hekapoo] Well, y'all are buzzkills.
I'm gonna go make the best of this mess.
Star, let's just take a seat and talk about this.
What is there to talk about, exactly?
We can't go back to Mewni because we'll die
from a situation that you caused!
So just stay far away from me.
Or better yet, stand over there
where you don't exist.
[laughing]
Was that your daughter?
Talking to you like that?
I could never talk to my mom like that, I tell ya.
-[Eclipsa] That's it! You're done! -Oh, hey, hey!
-Hey, let go! -All done! Game over!
That's my pool cue!
[both straining]
Oof!
So, what do you say, Moon?
You wanna get in a quick game of pool?
How can you even think about that
at a time like this?
My whole entire life
has been a time like this, Moon.
You learn to enjoy these moments.
That's my pool cue.
You should smile more.
I don't know what that means.
You know, I never got a chance to thank you.
Oh, yeah, I put the entire kingdom in jeopardy
and destroyed both of our families.
You're welcome.
No, I mean thank you for freeing my husband.
[Meteora cooing]
I can only assume it was you who asked Rhombulus
to release Globgor at my coronation.
-Your turn! -[Meteora cooing]
[Mina] Monsters of Mewni,
for too long you've plagued our lands
-with your monster treachery! -[monsters whimpering]
Wait, this doesn't feel right.
[sighs] It's just not the same without the king of monsters.
All right, new plan, new plan.
We find Globgor,
then we push these freaks off the cliff.
[Buff Frog grunts]
Don't worry, my babies.
[Buff Frog] Everything will be okay.
Jeez, I am surprised they haven't found us yet.
[Quirky groaning]
Can you check on my devil's mark?
What's a devil's mark?
[Quirky grunts]
Does it still look cool?
Mm, yeah, looks pretty cool.
You know, it's funny.
I feel like I spent my entire life
trying to be cool,
but I only got as far as "quirky."
I know what you mean.
I think quirky is cool.
Really?
Whoa, dude.
Dude, dude, dude!
Cool.
[all screaming]
We're all gonna die!
[groaning]
River, Globby's boo-boos are getting bigger!
We just need to get him to the magic sanctuary!
But what if we don't get him there in time?
The man is a father!
-[Globgor groaning] -He'll make it in time!
Hey, hey, hey there, buddy.
You doing okay?
[Star groans]
Uh, Hekapoo said this place has
the best pomegranate juice in the multiverse.
[slurps]
Ahh. You wanna try?
[groans] I hate magic.
-What, what? -You were right, Marco.
Magic's just-- Ugh!
I don't even know what it is.
I hate magic!
[Marco slurps]
I mean, my wise, royal family keeps
"solving situations" with the stuff,
but "oops," we just cause more problems!
This universe would be better without it.
That's right!
Magic's the worst, and the people
that use it are idiots!
[All] Yeah!
No more magic. No more butterflies.
All we need is me and you.
But magic's what brought us together.
M'lady, a patron sent these over for you.
[Star] Pudding?
[groans]
Mm. [laughs]
Hey there, sport.
Long time no see.
I need a word with you.
Okay... [screams]
[Star grunting]
We have to do something. I can't just be
stuck in here and play pool.
Well, you created those Solarian warriors.
Don't they have some kind of weakness or something?
[Eclipsa] Moon?
-Moon? -Uh...
Do the Solarian warriors have a weakness or what?
Uh, no. Not that I know of.
Look, the way I see it, we have three options.
One, we stay here.
Two, you give me my wand
and I go back to Mewni and blast those warriors
with my Total Anihilation spell,
probably destroying most of the kingdom as well.
-Hmm. -Or three,
you go over there, make amends with your daughter,
and the three of us go back together to unleash
a wicked bunch of nasty business on those warriors.
-[growls] -[Moon sighs]
You're probably right, but she won't even talk to me.
Moon, look, it's our only real option.
-I'm sure once... -[Star grunting]
-[Moon] Star? -[Star grunting]
What was that?
[screaming]
[Star exclaiming]
[exclaiming continues]
[shrieking]
Okay, Glossaryck, that's it!
Aah! Oof!
[panting]
Stupid magic eyeball ride!
Stupid magic Glossaryck dimension!
Well, that hurts my feelings.
You barge into my eyeball unannounced
and then insult my home!
If I knew you were coming, I would've tidied up a bit.
Yep, yup, it's official. I hate magic.
I'm, uh, I'm gonna destroy it.
What? And how are you going to do that?
I could-- I could say the Whispering spell
inside the realm of magic.
[chuckles] Boom!
It's the only way to stop Mina.
Okay, whoa. Calm down.
Look, see? It's all gone.
It's all gone!
[footsteps]
Oh, so now you're gonna just put me in the grandma room.
Why did he put me in the grandma room?
Glossaryck? Glossaryck, please?
Don't leave me here with my dysfunctional family.
[sighs] Okay.
Hi, Eclipsa.
Mother.
Hi, Celena. Wait.
Where's Celena?
[Queens whispering]
Star Butterfly.
It's a grandma reunion.
-[Queens whispering] -[Star] Uh, hello.
[whispering continues]
Hi.
[whispering]
What are we all looking at?
[gasps]
My tapestry, it's finished!
[gasps] Oh, my...
I actually destroy the magic?
So my temper tantrum was right all along!
And they're gone.
Monster castle is looking good.
No Mina,
and everyone is safe and happy.
Okay, great!
Obviously, gonna go destroy the magic now.
Wait, where's Marco?
So, no magic means no Marco?
Actually, no magic means no Glossaryck.
Marco will be fine.
The magic will put him back where he belongs.
On Earth.
But that's not fair!
Plus, that doesn't even make sense.
The magic put Marco in the lint catcher
at the Mewni castle, and it put me in a shed
with Doop-Doop, and my mom on Pie Island.
Oh, I'm sure it had a really good reason to do that.
Well, your mom makes really good pies.
Hey, excuse me! Excuse me!
You need to change this!
My boyfriend, Marco,
he is missing in this picture.
Can you please just add him in there,
like, maybe holding my hand or just--
-Star. -It's just he--
he belongs with me!
-Star! -What?
I think the tapestry is done.
[sighing]
[sniffling, sighing]
So I have to destroy the magic.
I guess this means Toffee was right.
-Surprise! -[gasps]
[eye pops, gurgles]
Aah! Doh!
-[gasps] -Star!
Jeez, we were kinda getting worried about you.
-[Star panting] -Did you, uh,
you figure anything out in there?
[sighs] I'm gonna destroy the magic.
♪ She's a princess winning battles ♪
♪ Through the break of dawn ♪
♪ Don't worry when it's night ♪
♪ 'Cause she will keep the lights on ♪
♪ Oh, there goes a shining star ♪
-♪ Evil won't deter her ♪ -♪ No, sir! ♪
♪ 'Cause magic flows through her ♪
♪ Star Butterfly ♪
♪ She is a shining sta-a-r ♪