♪\hWE\hARE\hTHE\hCRYSTAL\hGEMS\h♪\h\h ♪\hWE'LL\hALWAYS\hSAVE\hTHE\hDAY\h♪\h\h\h Steven:\h♪\hAND\hIF\hYOU\hTHINK\hWE
CAN'T\h♪\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h ♪\hWE'LL\hALWAYS\hFIND\hA\hWAY\h♪\h\h ♪\hTHAT'S\hWHY\hTHE\hPEOPLE\hOF\hTHIS\h
WORLD\h♪\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Garnet:\h♪\hBELIEVE\hIN\h♪\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
♪\hGARNET\h♪\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Amethyst:\h♪\hAMETHYST\h♪\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Pearl:\h♪\hAND\hPEARL\h♪\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hAND\hSTEVEN!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Steven:\hPEARL?!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h AMETHYST?!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h GARNET?!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
AAH!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Pearl:\hYOU\hDON'T\hHAVE\hTO\h\h\h\h\h YELL,\hSTEVEN.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
WE'RE\hRIGHT\hHERE.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hI\hKNOW,\hBUT\hI\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h FINISHED\hTHIS\hDRAWING,\hAND\hI\h\h\h\h
WANTED\hTO\hSHOW\hIT\hTO\hYOU.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Pearl:\hOH!\hUH,\hOF\hCOURSE.\h\h\h\h Steven:\hALL\hRIGHT!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
HA\hHA!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h GUITAR\hDAD\hTEACHES\hYOU\hGUITAR!\h\h Amethyst:\hWHATISTHAT?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Steven:\hIT'S\hMY\hDAD!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h HE'S\hGOING\hTO\hSTART\hTEACHING\h\h\h\h GUITAR\hLESSONS,\hAND\hHE\hMADE\hME\h\h
HIS\hP.R.\hDEPARTMENT.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Amethyst:\hWHAT'S\hTHAT\hSTUFF\h\h IN\hHIS\hMOUTH?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Steven:\hTHOSE\hARE\hHIS\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h TEETH.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Pearl:\hWHAT\hARE\hTHE\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
LIGHTNING\hBOLTS\hFOR?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hUH...\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h WELL,\hI-I\hWAS\hTRYING\hTO\hSHOW\h\h\h\h
THAT\hDAD\hREALLY\hROCKS\hON\hTHE\h\h\h\h GUITAR,\hAND\h--\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Garnet:\hTHEN\hTHERE\hSHOULD\hBE\h
ROCKS\hFALLING\hOUT\hOF\hTHE\hGUITAR. Steven:\hI\hHEAR\hWHAT\hYOU'RE\h\h\h SAYING,\hBUT\hIT'S\hTOO\hLATE\hFOR\h\h\h
NOTES.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h THIS\hIS\hPERMANENT\hMARKER.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
MM-HMM!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h WHAT'S\hTHAT\hCUTE\hFLYER\hFOR,\h\h STEVEN?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Steven:\hIT'S\hFOR\hMY\hDAD!\h\h\h\h\h HE'LL\hTEACH\hYOU\hGUITAR.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h YOU\hGUYS\hWANT\hTO\hSIGN\hUP?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
MY\hDAD'S\hREALLY\hGOOD!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h MAYBE\hI'LL\hSTOP\hBY\hAND\hCHECK\h IT\hOUT.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Steven:\hHERE,\hLET\hME\hGIVE\h\h\h\h YOU\hA\hFLYER\hAND\h--\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h [\hBELL\hJINGLES\h]\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
WELCOME\hTO\hTHE\hBIG\hDONUT!\h\h\h\h Steven:\hHEY,\hBUCK!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h OH!\hWHAT?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
BUCK,\hBUCK,\hBU-U-U-U-CK!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h HA\hHA!\hWHAT'S\hGOING\hON,\hMAN?\h\h\h\h WHAT\hCAN\hWE\hGET\hFOR\hYOU\hTODAY?\h\h
CAN\hI\hGET\hA\hCAPRESE\hSALAD?\h\h\h OH,\hSORRY,\hBUCK,\hWE\hONLY\h\h\h\h\h SERVE\hDON--\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
DO-NUT\hWORRY,\hBUCK!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h I'LL\hWHIP\hYOU\hUP\hA\hSALAD\h--\hNO\h\h SWEAT!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
I'LL\hBE\hRIGHT\hBACK!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h LARS,\hWE\hDON'T\hEVEN\hHAVE\h\h\h\h\h VEGETABLES\hHERE!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
HEH,\hWHAT'S\hA\hGUITAR\hDAD?\h\h\h\h Steven:\hLIKE\hMY\hFLYER?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h IT'S\hFOR\hMY\hDAD!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
HE'LL\hTEACH\hYOU\hGUITAR!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h HERE,\hTAKE\hONE\hOF\hTHESE\hWITH\h\h\h\h YOU!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
ACTUALLY,\hJUST\hWEAR\hIT!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h [\hCHUCKLES\h]\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hARE\hYOU\hTICKLISH?\h\h\h\h
THIS\hWOULD\hMAKE\hA\hRAD\hSHIRT,\h MAN.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hREALLY?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
YEAH!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h LET'S\hMAKE\hYOUR\hFLYER\hINTO\h\h\h\h\h\h T-SHIRTS!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Steven:\hOH,\hMAN!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h MY\hDAD\hWOULD\hLOVE\hTHAT!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h GIMME\hFIVE\hON\hIT.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
OH,\hYOU\hMISSED.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h HO!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h I\hTHINK\hIT'S\hSWELL\hYOU'RE\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
RETURNING\hTO\hTHE\hFAMILY\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h BUSINESS,\hSON!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h GONNA\hHELP\hTHE\hOLD\hMAN\hGET\h\h\h\h\h\h
RE-ELECTED\hAGAIN,\hEH?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h AW,\hSON!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h UGH!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
IT'S\hNOT\hFOR\hCAMPAIGN\hSTUFF,\h\h\h\h DAD.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h STEVEN\hAND\hI\hARE\hMAKING\hART.\h\h\h\h
Steven:\h[\hGASPS\h]\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h ART!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h ART,\hHUH?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
I\hDON'T\hUNDERSTAND\hIT\hMYSELF,\h\h\h BUT\hA\hBOY'S\hGOT\hTO\hHAVE\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h INTERESTS\hAND\hAMBITIONS!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
[\hLAUGHS\h]\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h [\hGROANS\h]\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hTHIS\hSTUFF\hCAN\hBE\h\h\h\h
USED\hTO\hMAKE\hT-SHIRTS?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h OH,\hYEAH,\hI'VE\hGOT\hALL\hTHE\h\h\h LATEST,\hSTATE-OF-THE-ART\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
SCREEN-PRINTING\hEQUIPMENT\hFROM\h\h YEARS\hOF\hCAMPAIGNING\hAND\hOTHER\h\h SOME-SUCH\hMAYORLY\hTHINGS.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
LIKE\hTHIS\hWEEK,\hI'M\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h COMMEMORATING\hA\hBENCH!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\h"WELCOME\hTO...\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
'BENCH'\hCITY"?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h THRIFTY!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h [\hGROANS\h]\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
DAD,\hYOU\hCAN'T\hUSE\hTHIS!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h WHY\hNOT?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h YOU\hKNOW,\hI\hGOT\hTO\h"GANK\hDAT"\h\h\h
YOUTH\hVOTE,\hBOYEEEEE!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h DAD,\hSTOP.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hWHAT'S\hTHIS?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
WHAT\hHAVE\hYOU\hGOT\hTHERE?\h\h\h\h\h [\hGASPS\h]\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h I\hHAVEN'T\hSEEN\hTHIS\hIN\hYEARS!\h\h\h
REMEMBER\hWHEN\hYOU\hDREW\hTHIS,\h\h\h\h BUCK?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h YOU\hCOULDN'T\hWAIT\hTO\hSHOW\hIT\h\h\h\h
OFF\hTO\hALL\hYOUR\hLITTLE\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h MONTESSORI\hFRIENDS.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h OKAY,\hDAD!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
THANKS\hFOR\hALL\hYOUR\hHELP.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h SEE\hYOU\hLATER!\hBYE.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h ALL\hRIGHT,\hKIDS!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
I\hMEAN,\hPEACE\hIN\hTHE\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h MIDDLE\hEAST,\hHOLMES!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hSO\hCOOL.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
LET'S\hJUST\hGET\hSTARTED\h\h\h\h\h\h\h ALREADY.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Steven:\h[\hGASPS\h]\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
SWAG.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hNOW\hEVERYONE'S\h\h\h\h\h\h\h GONNA\hWANT\hLESSONS\hFROM\hDAD!\h\h\h\h
THIS\hIS\hBIGGER\hTHAN\hYOUR\h\h\h\h\h DAD,\hSTEVEN.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h IT'S\hART.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
AND\hIT'S\hGONNA\hFLOOD\hTHE\hPUBLIC\h CONSCIOUSNESS.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hWELL,\hLET'S\hSTART\h\h\h\h
HANDING\hTHEM\hOUT!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h TOO\hSIMPLE.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h WE\hNEED\hTO\hGET\hCONTROVERSIAL.\h\h\h
WE\hNEED\hTO\hCREATE\h--\hBOOM!\h--\hA\h SCENE.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hSCANNING\hFOR\hTARGETS.
T-SHIRT\hCANNON\hLOADED\hAND\hREADY! BEEP,\hBEEP,\hBEEP...BIBIBIBI!\h\h\h\h SOUR\hCREAM\hSIGHTED!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
WOM\hWOM...WOM\hWOM\hWOM.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hGET\hREADY!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h TAKE\hAIM!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
AND..\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h WOMP\hWOMP\hWOMP...WOMP!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h WHAT\hIN\hTHE\hWORLD?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
OH,\hTHIS\hIS\hTHE\hCOOLEST\hTHING\h\h\h I'VE\hEVER\hBEEN\hHIT\hIN\hTHE\hHEAD\h\h WITH!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Steven:\hRONALDO\hSPOTTED.\h\h\h\h\h TAKE\hAIM!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
WHOA!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h WHAT\hTHE\hHECK?!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h HUH?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
WHOA!\hWEIRD!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h SOME\hKIND\hOF\hEXTRATERRESTRIAL\h\h\h SPACE\hDAD\hGUITAR\hSHIRT?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
SO,\hYOU'VE\hFINALLY\hDECIDED\hTO\h\h\h MAKE\hFIRST\hCONTACT,\hHUH?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h WHERE\hARE\hYOU?!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Steven:\hLARS\hSIGHTED.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h TAKE\hAIM!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
YOUCH!\hWHAT\hTHE...\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h WHAT\hIS\hTHIS\hGARBAGE?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h BUCK\hMADE\hTHIS?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
[\hLAUGHS\h]\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h THIS\hIS\hHILARIOUS!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h THANKS,\hBUCK!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Steven:\hCHEERS!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h BUCK,\hTHIS\hWAS\hSUCH\hA\hGOOD\hIDEA! I\hDON'T\hKNOW\hWHY\hWE\hDIDN'T\h\h\h\h\h\h
COLLABORATE\hON\hA\hPROJECT\hSOONER! THIS\hWILL\hMAKE\hMY\hDAD\hSO\hHAPPY!\h I\hCAN'T\hWAIT\hTO\hSEE\hTHE\hLOOK\hON\h
HIS\hFACE\hWHEN\hI\hSTOP\hBY\hLATER.\h\h YEAH.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h SHOULD\hBE\hGOOD\hFOR\hA\hLAUGH.\h\h\h\h\h
Steven:\hHUH?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h WHY\hWOULD\hIT\hBE\hGOOD\hFOR\hA\h--\h\h\h [\hDOOR\hOPENS\h]\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
GIRL!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h CHECK\hOUT\hMY\hNEW\hSHIRT!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h IT'S\hREALLY\hCUTE!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
WHERE'D\hYOU\hGET\hIT?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h I\hDON'T\hKNOW.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h IT\hJUST\hLANDED\hIN\hFRONT\hOF\hME\h\h\h
WHEN\hI\hWAS\hOUT\hWALKING.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h WELL,\hIF\hI\hWERE\hYOU,\hI\h\h\h\h\h\h\h WOULDN'T\hWEAR\hSOME\hRANDOM\hSHIRT\h
THAT\hJUST\hFELL\hOUT\hOF\hTHE\hSKY.\h\h WHAT\hIF\hTHERE\hWERE\hBUGS\hIN\hIT?\h\h RELAX!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
WHO\hCARES\hWHERE\hIT\hCAME\hFROM?\h\h\h THIS\hSHIRT\hIS\hTHE\hFUNNIEST\hTHING I'VE\hSEEN\hIN\hMY\hLIFE!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
LOOKS\hLIKE\hOUR\hSHIRT\hHAS\hA\h\h\h REALLY\hGOOD\hBUZZ\hGOING.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hYEAH,\hBUT\hI\hTHINK\h\h\h\h
THEY\hTHINK\hIT'S\hA\hJOKE.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h HEH.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h THE\hONLY\hTHING\hTHAT'S\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
IMPORTANT\hIS\hTHAT\hTHEY'RE\h\h\h\h\h\h\h TALKING\hABOUT\hIT.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h THAT'S\hHOWREALART\hWORKS.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Steven:\hOH,\hWELL,\hI-I\hGUESS\h\h YOU'RE\hRIGHT.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h UH,\hHOW'S\hTHIS?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
HA\hHA\hHA.\hSO\hBAD.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h OKAY!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h LET'S\hGET\hSTARTED\hWITH\hTHE\h\h\h\h\h\h
FIRST\hLESSON!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h HAVE\hA\hSEAT\hAND\hGRAB\hA\h--\h\h\h\h\h\h\h WHERE\hYOU\hGOING?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
OH,\hUH,\hI\hGUESS\hHE\hGOT\hAN\h\h\h\h\h\h\h IMPORTANT\hTEXT\hOR\hSOMETHING.\h\h\h\h Steven:\hHOW'S\hIT\hBEEN\hGOING\h\h
TODAY?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h REALLY\hGREAT!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h LOTS\hOF\hPEOPLE\hHAVE\hBEEN\hCOMING\h
BY,\hTHANKS\hTO\hYOUR\hT-SHIRTS,\h\h\h\h LITTLE\hGUY.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hTHAT'S\hGREAT,\hDAD!\h\h\h
I'M\hREALLY\hGLAD\hI\hCOULD\hHELP\h--\h YOO-HOO!\hGUITAR\hDAD!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h I\hJUST\hWANTED\hTO\hSAY\hI\hTHINK\h\h\h\h
YOU'RE\hWONDERFUL\hAND\hHILARIOUS!\h UH...THANK\hYOU?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h HUH.\hTHAT'S\hKIND\hOF\hSTRANGE.\h\h\h\h
Steven:\hWHAT\hIS?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h WELL,\hLOTS\hOF\hPEOPLE\hHAVE\h\h\h\h STOPPED\hBY,\hBUT\hNO\hONE'S\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
TAKEN\hA\hLESSON\hYET.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hWHAT?\hREALLY?!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h AH,\hMAYBE\hTHEY'RE\hJUST\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
CHECKING\hOUT\hTHE\hSCENE\hBEFORE\h\h\h THEY\hCOME\hBACK\hTO\hGET\hAREAL\h\h\h\h\h LESSON!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
[\hSTRUMMING\h]\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Steven:\hBUCK!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h HEY,\hTHERE'S\hMY\hMAIN\hMAN.\h\h\h\h Steven:\hTHE\hSHIRTS\hAREN'T\h\h\h\h
WORKING,\hBUCK!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h YEAH,\hTHEY\hARE.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h PEOPLE\hLOVE\h'EM.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Steven:\hBUT\hNOBODY\hWANTS\h\h\h\h\h GUITAR\hLESSONS\hFROM\hMY\hDAD!\h\h\h\h\h THAT'S\hNOT\hTHE\hPOINT.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Steven:\hWHAT?!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h THEN\hWHATISTHE\hPOINT?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h THE\hPOINT\hIS,\hIT'S\hAN\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
AMAZING\hSHIRT.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hAW,\hMY\hDRAWING'S\h\h\h\h\h NOTTHATGOOD.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
[\hCHUCKLES\h]\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h YEAH,\hNO.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h IT'S\hTERRIBLE.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Steven:\hWHAT?!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h THAT'S\hWHAT'S\hSO\hGREAT\hABOUT\h IT.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
YOUR\hWORK\hIS\hSO\hNAIVE.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h YOU\hREALLY\hLOVE\hYOUR\hDAD.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h IT'S\hFUNNY.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Steven:\hI...I\hDON'T\hWANT\hTO\h\h MAKE\hTHESE\hSHIRTS\hANYMORE.\h\h\h\h\h\h TOO\hBAD,\hSTEVEN.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
IT'S\hSO\hCURRENT,\hYOU\hCAN'T\hSTOP\h IT.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h I'M\hA\hTASTE\hMAKER,\hAND\hI'M\hGONNA
KEEP\hMAKING\hTASTES...\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h FOREVER.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hFOREVER?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
WELL,\hFOREVER,\hAFTER\hI\hGO\h\h\h\h TO\hMY\hDAD'S\hLAME\hBENCH\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h COMMEMORATION.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
PEACE.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Steven:\h[\hPANTING\h]\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h GARNET!\hPEARL!\hAMETHYST!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Garnet:\hSTEVEN!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Pearl:\hWHAT\hIS\hIT?!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Amethyst:\hWHOA,\hWHERE'S\hTHE\h\h FIRE?!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Steven:\hIT'S\hAN\hEMERGENCY!\h\h\h YOU\hHAVE\hTO\hHELP\hME\hGET\hRID\hOF\h\h ALL\hTHE\hSHIRTS\hAND\hSTOP\hBUCK\h\h\h\h
FROM\hMAKING\hMORE!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Pearl:\hHAVE\hTHE\hSHIRTS\hCOME\h\h TO\hLIFE\hAND\hPOSSESSED\hTHE\hBODIES
OF\hTHEIR\hWEARERS?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hNO,\hTHEY\hJUST\h--\h\h\h\h\h Amethyst:\hARE\hPEOPLE\hCATCHING
ON\hFIRE\hWHEN\hTHEY\hPUT\hON\hTHE\h\h\h\h MAGIC\hSHIRTS?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hNO,\hNO,\hTH-THEY'RE\h\h\h
JUST\h--\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Pearl:\hARE\hTHE\hSHIRTS\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h DESTROYING\hTHE\hWEARERS'\hWILLS\hTO
CONTINUE\hON\hIN\hTHIS\hMORTAL\hCOIL, THEREBY\hSHUTTING\hDOWN\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h BEACH\hCITY?!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Steven:\hNO!!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h THEY'RE...[SIGHS]\hTHEY'RE\hJUST\h\h USING\hMY\hART\hIN\hA\hWAY\hI\hDON'T\h\h\h
AGREE\hWITH.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Pearl:\hOH.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Garnet:\hEH,\hWE'LL\hPASS.\h\h\h\h\h\h
Steven:\hWHAT?!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h BUT...BUT,\hI\hREALLY\hNEED\hYOUR\h\h\h HELP!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Pearl:\hSTEVEN,\hTHIS\hSOUNDS\h\h\h LIKE\hA\hVERY\hABSTRACT\hPROBLEM.\h\h\h Amethyst:\hIT'S\hNOT\hSOMETHING\h
WE\hCAN\hPUNCH.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Garnet:\hYOU\hMUST\hLEARN\hTO\h\h\h\h HELP\hYOURSELF.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
THAT'S\hHOW\hYOU\hBECOME\hSTRONGER.\h Amethyst:\hGOOD\hPOINT,\hGOOD\h\h\h POINT.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Pearl:\hOH,\hABSOLUTELY.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hBUT!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Amethyst:\hYOU'LL\hFIGURE\h\h\h\h\h\h
SOMETHING\hOUT,\hSTEVEN!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Pearl:\hYES,\hWHY\hNOT\hDUST\hOFF\h THOSE\hCONFLICT-RESOLUTION\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
SKILLS!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Garnet:\hLET\hYOUR\hPROBLEM\hBE\h\h KNOWN.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
THEN\hYOU\hCAN\hWORK\hTOWARDS\hAN\h\h\h\h UNDERSTANDING.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hOH,\hI'LL\hMAKE\hHIM\h\h\h\h
UNDERSTAND.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h I'LL\hMAKE\hTHEM\hALL\hUNDERSTAND!\h\h Amethyst:\hEH,\hHE'LL\hBE\hFINE.\h
OKAY.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h IS\hEVERYONE\hHERE?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h [\hCLEARS\hTHROAT\h]\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
HELLO!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h I\hWAS\hSUPPOSED\hTO\hWRITE\hA\hSPEECH TO,\hUM,\hCOMMEMORATE\hTHIS,\hUH,\h\h\h
NEW\hBENCH,\hBUT\hWHAT\hHAD\hHAPPENED WAS\hI\hRAN\hOUT\hOF\hPRINTER\hINK\hIN\h MY\hPRINTER\hTHAT\hI\hKEEP\hAT\hHOME.\h
SO,\hI\hWENT\hTO\hTHE\hSTORE\hAND\h\h\h\h\h WOULDN'T\hYOU\hKNOW\hIT?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h THEY\hDIDN'T\hCARRY\hTHE\hBRAND\hI\h\h\h
WAS\hLOOKING\hFOR,\hSO...\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hBye!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h ...I\hCALLED\hUP\hA\hBUDDY\hOF\h\h\h\h
MINE\hWHO\hOWED\hME\hA...\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h [\hSpeaking\hin\hslow\hmotion\h]\hFEW\h POLITICAL\hFAVORS,\hAND\hHE\hWASN'T\h
HOME!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h [\hSpeaking\hin\hslow\hmotion\h]\h\h LOOK\hOUT!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
[\hSpeaking\hin\hslow\hmotion\h]\h\h NO!\hAAH!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h [\hALL\hYELLING\h]\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
[\hNormal\hvoice\h]\hI'VE\hBEEN... SHIRT!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
BUCK...\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h DID\hYOU\hMAKE\hTHIS?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h [\hLAUGHS\h]\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
THIS\hSHIRT\hIS\hGENIUS!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h [\hBOTH\hLAUGH\h]\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h THIS\hIS\hWAY\hFUNNIER\hTHAN\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
GUITAR\hDAD!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h [\hLAUGHS\h]\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h THIS\hBENCH\hIS\hACTUALLY\hPRETTY
COMFORTABLE.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
Steven:\hANYONE\hELSE\hSTOP\hBY\h\h FOR\hLESSONS\hTODAY?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h SO\hFAR,\hNO,\hBUT,\hI'M\hSURE\h\h\h\h
IT'LL\hPICK\hUP\hTOMORROW!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hYEAH,\hI'M\hSURE\hIT\h\h\h\h WILL.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
THIS\hIS\hFOR\hYOU,\hBY\hTHE\hWAY.\h\h\h\h THIS\hIS\hTHE\hLAST\hONE,\hSO\hIT'S\h\h\h SUPER-LIMITED\hEDITION!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
AW,\hSWEET!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h THANKS,\hSTEVEN!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h YO,\hSTEVEN,\hJUST\hWANTED\hTO\h\h\h
SAY,\hUH,\hI'M\hSORRY\hFOR\hWHAT\hI\h\h\h DID\hAND\hUH...\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Steven:\hIT'S\hOKAY,\hBUCK.\h\h\h\h\h
YOU\hDON'T\hHAVE\hTO\hSAY\hANY\hMORE\h\h THAN\hTHAT.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h YOU'RE\hA\hCOOL\hCAT,\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
STEVEN\hUNIVERSE.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h HEY,\hMISTER\h"U."?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h YOU\hWANT\hTO\hTAKE\hA\hPICTURE\h\h\h
WITH\hME\hOR\hSOME\hJUNK?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h NO\hWAY,\hMAN.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h I\hWANT\hA\hLESSON...FROM\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
GUITAR\hDAD!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[\hCAMERA\hCLICKS\h]\h\h\h\h \h\h\h[\hLAUGHS\h]\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h \h\hYOU\hBLINKED!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLET'S\hJUST\hTAKE\h\h \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hANOTHER\hONE.\h\h\h\h
\h\h\h\h\h\hOH,\hWAIT.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
WHAT\hIF\hWE\hGET\hA\hSHOT\hWITH\h\h\h\h\h\h THE\hBEAUTIFUL\hVIEW\hBEHIND\hUS?\h\h\h
\h\hCOME\hON,\hSTEVEN!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
\h\h\h\hSAY\h"CHEESE."\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBoth:\hCHEESE!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h \h\h\h\h\h\h\h[\hCELLPHONE\hBEEPS\h]\h\h\h\h\h\h
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDID\hIT\hDO\hIT?\h\h\h
\h\h\h\hI\hDON'T\hKNOW.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPRESS\hIT\hAGAIN.
I'VEBEENPRESSING\hIT.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
\h[\hJAMIE\hCHUCKLES\h]\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
\hYOU\hGUYS\hLOOK\hCUTE.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hJAMIE!\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHAT'S\hUP,\hSTEVEN?\h\h\h\h\h\h\h \h\h\h\h\h\h\hLONG\hTIME\hNO\hSEE.\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOH...MY...GOSH!\h\h
\h\h\h\h\h[\hLAUGHS\h]\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hJAMIE,\h\h\h\h\h\h\h \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHIS\hIS\hCONNIE.\h\h
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