♪ We ♪ ♪ Are the Crystal ♪
♪ Gems ♪
♪ We'll always save the day ♪
Steven: ♪ And if you think we can't, we'll ♪
♪ Always find a way ♪
♪ That's why the people ♪
♪ Of this world ♪
♪ Believe in ♪
♪ Garnet ♪
Amethyst: ♪ Amethyst ♪
Pearl: ♪ And Pearl ♪
And Steven!
Oof! Oof!
These the ones?
[ Laughter ]
Amethyst: Steven! Greg!
[ Grunting ]
They found me out!
Amethyst!
You won't believe what I've been through.
These Amethysts, they're really, really...
great!
What?!
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughing ] Your faces!
You were right! That was priceless!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I had to!
[ Chuckles ] What are you wearing?
Greg! This is a good look for you.
What is going on?
These Amethysts, they're all from Earth!
They're from the Prime Kindergarten!
Wait! Hey, 8XL! Yeah?
You guys, I'm an 8!
Tell them. Tell them!
The amethyst under me never popped out.
We were all waiting, and -- pfft -- nothing.
I'm 8XM! Facet 5, cut 8XM -- that's me!
This is 8XG, this is 8XH.
I'm J. Ah, geez! Sorry! I'm worse than Holly Blue!
Aren't we all?
[ Laughter ]
Prime, prime, prime.
You Amethysts are so cliquey.
Skinny's a Jasper!
There are Gems here from the Beta Kindergarten, too!
Hey, where's Carnelian?
Celebrating.
I'm not the shortest anymore!
[ Amethyst and Carnelian Laugh ]
This is unreal.
Hey!
Please, if you don't mind me asking,
we really need your help.
We came in with Sapphire, Ruby, and Pearl,
we've got to find them and get out of --
I'll only be a moment.
What are you all doing in here?!
Get to your stations!
Even you hideous off-color betas!
Get out of your cubbies and into your places!
It's the least you can do for the Diamond
that kept your worthless, sorry Gems in service!
That's right -- Blue is back already!
Now go pretend your filthy vein of Quartz
is capable of gratitude!
Go, go, go!
[ All panting ]
Disperse! My Diamond is waiting!
Run! Just run!
I'll find you! Go!
[ Both panting ]
Who bubbled all these Gems?
Greg: Wow!
It's kind of like a birthday party in here.
[ Gasps ] Oh, no!
We got to hide! Huh?
Pearl, close the door.
[ Sighs ]
[ Door opens ]
Please tell me you're joking.
You only just left, and you're already back?
Yellow! W-What are you doing here?
I'm here to bring you back to reality, Blue.
I'm fine.
Just leave me alone.
It's been thousands of years, Blue,
and you still can't bring yourself to destroy these Gems?
She was shattered by a Rose Quartz!
The entire cut of Gem deserves the same fate!
But they were hers.
They should be wiped out of existence,
not kept safe in bubbles!
Yellow, she made them.
This is all we have left of her --
these Gems, this place, and the Earth.
I thought we agreed we need to put that planet
and this whole debacle behind us.
Why can't you just let me grieve?
You can't keep coming here forever!
Why not?
[ Sighs ]
Pearl, do something.
Sing for her. Make her feel better.
Yes, my Diamond!
Ahem.
Ahem!
Uh...oh.
♪ Aah haa haa, aah haa haa ♪
♪ Aah haa haa haa haa haa haa ♪
♪ Aah haa haa, aah haa haa ♪
♪ Aah haa haa haa haa haa haa haa haaaaaa ♪
♪ Why would you want to be here? ♪
♪ What do you ever see here? ♪
♪ That doesn't make you feel worse than you do? ♪
♪ And tell me, what's the use of feeling, Blue? ♪
♪ Why would you want to employ her subjects ♪
♪ That destroyed her? ♪
♪ Why keep up her silly zoo? ♪
♪ Oh, tell me ♪
♪ What's the use of feeling, Blue? ♪
♪ An army has a use, they can go and fight a war ♪
♪ A Sapphire has a use, she can tell you what it's for ♪
♪ An Agate terrifies, a Lapis terraforms ♪
♪ Where's their Diamond when they need her, Blue? ♪
♪ You've got to be a leader, Blue ♪
♪ Yes, of course, we still love her ♪
♪ And we're always thinking of her ♪
♪ But now there's nothing we can do ♪
♪ So tell me ♪
♪ What's the use of feeling? ♪
♪ What's the use of feeling, Blue? ♪
♪ Ohh ♪
♪ How can you stand to be here with it all? ♪
♪ Here with it all ♪
♪ Drowning in all this regret? ♪
♪ Wouldn't you rather forget her? ♪
♪ Ohhh ♪
♪ Won't it be grand to get rid of it all? ♪
♪ Rid of it all ♪
♪ Let's make a plan of attack ♪
♪ Start looking forward and stop looking back ♪
♪ Oh, yes ♪
♪ Of course, we still love her ♪
♪ And we're always thinking of her ♪
♪ Don't you know I miss her, too? ♪
♪ But tell me ♪
♪ What's the use of feeling? ♪
♪ Hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm hmm ♪
♪ Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmmmm ♪
[ Door opens ]
And we have arrived.
That will be all, Pearl.
[ Door closes ]
My Diamond.
My gracious, wondrous, luminous, lustrous Diamond.
Sss?
[ Gasps ] Oh, my!
It's truly an honor to bask in your radiance...ses.
Get to the point, Agate.
[ Clears throat ] Yes, of course. My deepest apologies.
You'll be pleased to know that your Sapphire
has completed your special delivery.
What special delivery?
Um, the special delivery
you requested from Earth, of course.
I never asked any Sapphire to go to Earth.
I...
Um...
[ Whispering ] Oh, no! She's freezing up!
My...future vision foresaw you, my Diamond,
desiring more...humans for the zoo.
So I...acted accordingly.
It's true.
The window for preserving Earth specimens is closing.
Phew!
Is that what you want?
Sapphire, has the cluster emerged yet?
No, it has not.
Then there's still time.
That will be all.
My Diamonds.
Two Diamonds?!
I can't believe it! Can you believe it?
Oh, well, of course you can.
You probably foresaw the whole thing.
Sapphire: Of course! No surprises here.
I never expected to see Yellow Diamond in person.
What a commanding presence.
You can just feel strength and confidence
radiating from her.
Don't misunderstand me, of course.
I'll always be in Blue's confidence,
but if I had been made for Yellow,
you wouldn't see me complaining.
I do hope they appreciate all my hard work
to preserve the Pink Diamond legacy.
It would really make it worth being stationed here
with these sorry excuses for Gems.
Ohhh! It's a shame, though.
This outpost is so remote.
I was beginning to think we'd been forgotten.
But we haven't!
Two Diamonds -- one day!
What an honor.
I don't think anything could spoil this for me.
[ Nervous laughter ]
What...is...
the meaning of this?!
Why are these two outside the containment area?!
Holly Blue, I can explain.
No need, your Clarity.
Not even you could have foreseen
how incompetent these Amethysts are.
Well, if you want something done right,
you just do it yourself.
You two are coming with me!
[ Gasps ] [ All gasp ]
Both: Garnet!
Steven, get Greg on board!
Greg: Yes, please!
We'll handle this noise.
[ Grunts ]
Ooh!
Together: Ooooooh!
I've been waiting to do this all day.
Unh!
[ Groans ]
[ Laughter ]
What are you doing?! They're traitors!
Destroy them!
Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye!
[ Smooches ]
Famethyst for life!
I'll report you to the Diamonds!
All of you! You'll all be shattered!
You're really gonna tell the Diamonds
that you allowed a band of traitorous rebels
to infiltrate a highly secure facility
and escape from right under your careful watch?
[ Inhales sharply ]
Doesn't sound like a wise thing to do, Holly Blue.
[ Whirring ]
So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut.
That will be all.
[ Groans ]
[ Guards cheering ]
[ Laughter ]
Thanks so much for coming to get me.
That has to be like the third-craziest weekend
I've ever had.
Dad, I'm really sorry I got you into all this.
This whole thing started 'cause I wanted answers.
You don't have to be sorry about a thing.
I hope you found what you were looking for.
I did.
I found you.
♪♪
[ Gasps ]
Oh! Good, old natural sand!
That fancy zoo sand was too fine for me.
Hey! Steven!
Connie!
[ Laughing ] You're back, and you're okay!
Did you get your ears pierced?
Oh, man, you're not gonna believe what happened!
We went to a far-off space station,
we made some new friends, we warped the space-time continuum!
I'm sorry we left you behind.
It's okay. You were really worried about your dad.
I'm just glad you're all back safe.
Yep -- all thanks to this guy.
Did anything happen while we were gone?
Uh... Lion behaved himself,
I restocked all the cereal and washed all the towels.
Sounds like everything went well.
Well, there was a little trouble...
When I got that call from you,
I could tell you had a lot going on.
Dad's in trouble and we need
to go into space to get him back!
I can get there in 15.
Or actually maybe 20, 25 'cause I might have to take the bus --
There's no time! We're going right now.
Just protect Beach City for me while we're gone!
You can count on me!
It was a big job for one person,
but I felt up to the challenge.
I made my way over to your house,
and that's when I realized...
I wasn't alone.
[ Gasps ]
Hyah!
Uh, don't you knock?
Weirdo.
Lapis? Peridot?
What are you doing here?
Just showing off my old room to --
Oh, wait.
Actually, that's none of your business!
Who is this, and what is she doing in Steven's house?
That's Steven's third-best friend after me and you.
Um, Lapis, you don't remember me?
Mmm...
You almost drowned me
when you tried to steal the world's water.
I almost drowned a lot of people.
I'm Connie.
I'm Peridot! And this is our pumpkin.
-[ Barks ] -Oh! Hello!
[ Barks ]
So Steven told me you guys retired to the country.
What brings you here?
Garnet trusted us with a mission!
Oh, Steven gave me one, too.
I just hope I don't let him down.
You probably will.
That's why they put us in charge of protecting Beach City.
But Steven asked me to do that!
You really think we need your help?
Wait a minute!
Maybe we do need your help.
The crystal gems have been protecting this world
with a specialized team.
Three gems, each with their own role, and a human!
Well, Steven's only half human, but, hmm, close enough.
Meaning?
To do the job of the crystal gems,
we need to do the jobs of the crystal gems!
We four -- Four?
I'm counting Pumpkin. [ Barks ]
We each need to pick someone from the original team
and perform their role in the group!
We can be exactly like them -- but better!
That sort of makes sense.
I call Garnet!
I'm obviously best suited to being the boss.
You are very bossy.
Thank you.
Then I'll do what Steven does.
Lapis, you can be Amethyst.
Which one is she? I'm joking.
Great! You're already in character!
What about your pumpkin?
Whatever. She can be Pearl.
[ Barks ]
New crystal gems, congregate!
That means come over here and do a cool pose.
[ Gulls squawking ] Hmm!
Let's see...
Nothing there.
Judging from what Steven tells me, everything's normal!
There! Am I doing it?
Am I as aloof and distant as the Garnet?
You were, until you started to ask so many questions!
[ Snickers ] [ Barking ]
[ Horn honking ]
Man: Help!
That sounds like it's coming from the car wash!
Go! New crystal gems!
What seems to be the trouble here, Beach City citizen?
It's my dad!
Some jerks have been messing with his head!
[ Fly buzzing ]
It was funny...
till he made me bring it here.
Can you guys wash it off?
Oh, right!
If Mr. Universe and Steven are in outer space then...
we should run the car wash!
Ahem.
Uh, "water" we waiting for?
Ha ha! Good one, Steven.
Whatever you say, dudes. Burp!
[ Barking ]
Well said, Pearl!
[ Grunting ]
What? Whoa!
Here's your vehicle -- washed and buffed!
Courtesy of the new crystal gems!
That was cool.
Thanks!
After such a rocky start,
it finally seemed like the new crystal gems
were coming together!
Or were we?
[ Horns honking ]
Whoa!
Looks like word got around.
Encore! Encore!
I know what everyone is really here to see!
Beach City citizens, witness the Garnet!
[ Grunting ]
[ Crowd oohing ]
[ Crowd ahhing ]
Amethyst, your performance is lacking!
Mess around!
Crack some jokes!
Oh, is that what I'm supposed to be doing?
[ All gasp ]
Lapis! Uh, the Steven doesn't think that's funny!
[ Gurgles ] Ha.
I can't believe this! The only one taking
anything seriously around here is Pumpkin!
[ Barking ]
That's right. Pearl does like soap.
Uh, hey, you gonna bring our car down?
Do not interrupt the Garnet!
Everyone will have a turn!
[ Murmurs ]
Oops!
Peridot, put that guy down!
No one bosses the Garnet!
Well, Garnet wouldn't yell at people!
I agree.
Maybe you should let someone else play the Garnet.
Eh?
[ Crowd gasping ]
[ Screaming ]
[ Murmuring ]
No!
Amethyst, I have the glasses!
There is no Amethyst!
Only Garnet!
What are you guys doing?!
[ Grunting ]
Hmm! [ Groans ]
[ Whimpers ]
Oh, no.
Gotta Steven this somehow.
Look at us!
We're all fighting with each other!
But we all love each other.
And you all love me.
So we all have to do this together --
for love!
Steven would have had a better speech.
I know. She didn't even cry.
[ Sighs ]
Connie: The wash was a wash.
And so were the new crystal gems.
I've done a lot of thinking
about what's been going wrong with this team-up,
and I think it's obvious now that the problem is all of you!
Connie, you completely lack Steven's sentimentality.
He would have had a much more inspiring speech yesterday.
Lapis, your lack of humor has been hurting our morale.
Maybe you should switch with Pumpkin.
Let's make Pumpkin the Garnet. You should be the Pearl.
I'm nothing like Pearl.
She's so uptight and sensitive!
How dare you?! I'm leaving!
That's so funny! You should be Amethyst!
That's so dumb! You should be a clod!
Oh, so now I'm a clod? I think you're the clod.
Wow! Your Peridot impression is lousy, too!
Will you two can it?!
That's not a very Steven thing to say.
I don't care!
So I'm not Steven!
Maybe he's really great
at helping people work out these arguments!
Maybe he's really patient and caring,
even though it must be hard for him having to be
the adult for a bunch of super-powered children!
We're both thousands of years older than you.
Then act like it!
Be the gems you've been for thousands of years,
instead of playing this silly game.
It's impossible trying to solve problems
if we're just trying to copy other people.
Oh, what's the point of this?
We'll never be the crystal gems, we're just...
the crystal temps.
But we have our own way of doing things.
So let's go back to that, to fix this mess we made.
You do make a good Steven.
Watch it.
Well...
if there's one thing Peridots are good at,
it's fixing things!
I guess I could help wash away the rubble.
And I'll help us organize.
So here's how I think we should start...
You sure you wrecked anything?
The car wash looks good as new.
Well, except, we couldn't repair the sign.
Well, about time I got a new one.
Guess I'll give my neon guy a call.
Well, don't get out your checkbook yet.
Bring it on out!
Introducing...
a new sign!
For your business!
We made it ourselves!
Look at it, it's great!
I think I love it!
Really?
That old sign was okay, but this one's got personality!
Well, it wasn't much of a mission,
but I guess we handled that all right.
I knew you would.
Does that mean we can do a victory pose?
Okay.
Together: Go, crystal temps!
[ Eerie music plays ]