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♪ We ♪
♪ Are the Crystal ♪
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♪ Gems ♪
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♪ We'll always save the day ♪
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Steven: ♪ And if you think
we can't, we'll ♪
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♪ Always find a way ♪
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♪ That's why the people ♪
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♪ Of this world ♪
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♪ Believe in ♪
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♪ Garnet ♪
Amethyst: ♪ Amethyst ♪
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Pearl: ♪ And Pearl ♪
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And Steven!
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Steven:
Good old beach city,
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but so much
has changed lately.
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I guess after
all those abductions,
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everything couldn't
just return to normal.
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With Sadie rocking out
and Lars in space,
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I can't even enjoy
my regular snack at
the Big Donut.
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What am I gonna do
for breakfast now?!
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[ Groans ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Wait a minute.
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Big Donut is still open?
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[ Gasps ]
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Hello.
Welcome to the Big Donut.
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Garnet?
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I have so many questions.
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Just one moment.
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You'll have to wait
your turn.
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[ Soft music plays ]
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[ Ka-ching! ]
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♪♪
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[ Doorbell rings ]
Welcome to the Big Donut.
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Tell me
how I may serve you.
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I never thought
I'd see you working here.
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Have we fallen
on hard times?
Oh, Steven.
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This isn't about
making ends meet.
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This is about being random.
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Are you serious?
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Oh, yes.
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I...don't understand.
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♪♪
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My future vision allows me
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to see down the rivers
of possibility,
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granting me insight
into the possible realities
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our actions move us towards.
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But that doesn't mean
I can predict everything.
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What I'm interested in
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are these extremely
unlikely realities,
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so disconnected from
the natural course of events
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that I can't detect them.
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When we act
in unnatural ways,
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we create
new, unforeseen paths,
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and arrive at these pools
of improbability.
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Oh, so you want to do stuff
you usually don't
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just to see what happens?
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I didn't foresee
you understanding that.
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So, are we gonna
clean up that coffee?
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That's what
we'd normally do.
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Let's see what happens
to the world
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when we don't.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Coffee drips ]
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We are now dwelling
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in a totally new pool
of improbability.
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My future vision
is useless here.
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I'm scared...
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but intrigued.
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That's the spirit!
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Let's get
even more intriguing!
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I quit!
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Come, Steven!
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[ Soft music plays ]
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So, what now?
Hmm...
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Instead of selling food,
let's order some.
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Like what?
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Let's do...pizza.
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Now you're talking
my language!
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Ordering now.
[ Phone ringing ]
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Fish Stew Pizza.
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Uh, I want to order
a pizza.
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10 pizzas!
No, 20 pizzas!
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Toppings?
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Um...
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Surprise me.
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Now you're getting it!
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I guess deliver it
to the Temple.
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No...
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That's just what
they'll be expecting.
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Go weirder!
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Deliver it to the ocean.
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No, no, no!
To Kansas!
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No, to the moon!
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I don't think that's
within our delivery radius.
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Remember.
Improbable, not impossible.
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Where's the last place
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they'd expect
to deliver a pizza?
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Oh! Deliver it to...
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Fish Stew Pizza.
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So, like,
this is for pick-up?
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Now think, Steven,
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about what you typically do
when you obtain pizza.
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Hmm...
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Eat it?
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In this timeline,
we do the opposite of that.
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Hey, you!
Have a pizza!
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[ Grunts ]
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Hey, thanks!
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♪♪
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[ Seagulls squawking ]
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One more pizza
to deliver.
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Hey, Vidalia's house
is around here.
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Let's bring her
the last pie.
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Now, that would be nice.
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She must be upset
that her son
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was taken into space
by those Homeworld gems.
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You mean Onion?
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He isn't in space.
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He's right over there.
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Sorry, I -- I must be thinking
of a different timeline.
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Okay...
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Well, I'm sure Vidalia
would still like some pizza
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even if her kid
is still on Earth.
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Let's go swing by.
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[ Knock on door ]
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Mother Onion! Open up!
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Vidalia: In the garage!
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♪♪
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Get excited for pizza!
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We got pepper flakes,
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and we're not afraid
to use 'em!
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Ahh! Wait a minute.
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Steven?
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What are you guys
doing here?
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Trying to scare me
to death?
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Oh, sorry.
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We were just trying
to bring you a pizza
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in the most unlikely way
possible.
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Want a slice?
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Sure,
I could use a break.
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I've been working on
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this still life
of a stepstool,
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but I just don't feel
inspired.
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♪♪
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Paint me
like one of your Amethysts.
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Paint me, too!
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So you wanna be my muse,
eh?
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If it's not
too much trouble.
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I promise to be
very inspiring.
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Hmm...
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Yeah, I think this is just
what I needed.
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Strike a pose!
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It's struck.
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Okay, don't move.
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I need to capture
your essence.
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♪♪
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[ Groaning ]
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Garnet?
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How long do you see me
holding still?
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Who knows?
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The odds of us being here
are so slim,
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I can't even --
[ Clanging in distance ]
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Uh, Garnet?
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♪♪
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Steven, look.
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♪♪
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Ba-ba-b-b--
baby kitten?
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Is it possible
that we chase that sweet cat?
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It -- it's up to you,
Steven.
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Yes?
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Don't ask me.
Tell me.
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Yes!
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Whoa!
Huh?
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♪♪
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Sorry, Vidalia!
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Maybe next time!
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But wait!
Your essence!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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That's one fast kitten.
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You think
we can catch it?
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If we don't
lose sight of it.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Kittens meowing ]
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Steven: Aww...
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There's more of them.
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[ Meowing continues ]
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Aww,
and they have no food.
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Aww, and they have no one
to take care of them!
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Garnet, we got to help
these kittens.
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Look at you!
You're just babies.
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Who knows what would've
happened to them
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if we didn't find them?
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Everything's gonna be
just fine.
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We've got you.
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[ Meowing continues ]
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Here's the last one.
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Or -- wait.
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All right.
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I think we got to stop
being random
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and figure out what we can do
for these kittens.
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Garnet, can you use
your future vision?
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What should we do next?
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Garnet?
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There's so many...cats.
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So many possibilities.
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It's too much?
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Okay,
can you focus on one?
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What's this one's future?
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I...
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I...
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I don't know!
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I don't know anything
anymore!
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[ Thunder rumbling ]
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Are you okay?
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Steven, lately,
I've felt so lost.
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Don't worry.
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I remember the way
back to town.
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Oh, it's not just that.
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It's you.
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You've made so many decisions
I didn't expect --
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giving yourself
up to Homeworld,
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coming back
through Lion's mane.
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The future that you created
was so improbable
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that I didn't see it
coming at all,
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and now I can't understand
where this timeline is going.
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We're on the outskirts
of the possible,
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following trickles
to who knows where.
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Everyone's looking to me
for answers.
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I can't stand it!
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It's so hard for me
to just exist
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in the first place,
Steven.
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I want to love
being alive.
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I want to love that there are
so many possibilities,
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but I'm the one
with this ability,
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so I've got to be our guide.
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I thought, if I could use
my future vision
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to jump
into improbable futures,
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I could get out ahead of
the next big, unexpected change,
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but I don't know
what I'm doing here!
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I can't tell
what's probable anymore!
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Anything could happen!
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Anything could happen
to these cats!
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[ Kittens meowing ]
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That's true,
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but maybe instead of
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thinking of all the things
that could happen,
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let's just pick the thing
we want to happen
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and do that.
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So, what do you want
to happen next?
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I want to get these cats
out of the rain.
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♪♪
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And then what?
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♪♪
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Okay, sounds good.
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Thank you so much.
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Great news.
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The shelter
has a foster program.
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They said they can pick up
the cats tomorrow.
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Thank goodness.
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Whew. Glad to hear it!
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How are you little guys
holding up?
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Anyone need to use
the bathroom?
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Make a phone call?
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[ Laughs ]
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You guys are gonna be
just fine.
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I think I get it.
Hm?
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Why my future vision
has been so off.
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I have to change the way
I think about you.
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What?
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I've been looking
into probable futures
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where you act
like a child.
275
00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:02,900
I keep expecting you
to run from responsibility
276
00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:04,235
and to turn to me for help,
277
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,137
but you don't do that
anymore.
278
00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:08,239
Those futures
aren't probable at all.
279
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:11,409
There's nothing wrong
with this timeline or
my future vision.
280
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:14,679
I just need to factor in
that you've grown up.
281
00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:16,247
[ Laughs ]
282
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,615
I guess I have,
283
00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:20,151
but it's only because I'm trying
to be more like you.
284
00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,320
You always know
what to do.
285
00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,489
Not always.
286
00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:26,858
Okay, most of the time.
287
00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:28,493
I want to adopt this one.
288
00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:30,161
There's something about her.
289
00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:31,596
Really?
290
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,165
Is that
a probable future?
It is now.
291
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:37,335
Besides, I've missed having
someone cute and vulnerable
292
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,536
to take care of.
293
00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,772
I think I'll call her
"Steven."
294
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,007
Isn't that gonna
get confusing?
295
00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:45,109
All right, then.
Cat Steven.
296
00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,544
Oh, my gosh! Wow!
297
00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,880
Oh, okay.
This is the best!
298
00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:50,481
What,
you're adopting one?
299
00:10:50,516 --> 00:10:53,151
Too bad I couldn't get her
in your portrait,
300
00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:55,653
which I managed to finish,
by the way.
301
00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:56,854
[ Gasps ] Really?
302
00:10:56,889 --> 00:10:58,690
What about our essence?
303
00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:02,660
Well, I fudged it,
but I think I got it.
304
00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:04,062
[ Both gasp ]
305
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,463
[ Waves crashing ]
306
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,865
[ Kitten purring ]
307
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:12,270
♪♪
308
00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:19,343
Lars: Captain's log --
I think it's Friday.
309
00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:22,547
I've ordered Rhodonite to do
a spectral scan of the system.
310
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:24,148
Hopefully, one of
these asteroids
311
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,483
has the Flotanium deposits
312
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,319
we need to get our
warp engines back online.
313
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,855
Hmm.
[ Grunts ]
314
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:33,157
What now, Steven?
315
00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:36,427
A letter?
316
00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:40,398
Steven: "Dear Lars, how's space?
Is it still big?
317
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:41,999
You don't have to
answer that right now.
318
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,501
This is a letter.
319
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,269
Since you're away from home,
I thought I'd fill you in
320
00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:47,271
on what's been going
on at Beach City.
321
00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:49,741
Everyone misses you so much.
322
00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:51,709
Since Sadie is busy
with the band,
323
00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:54,445
no one is around
to open up the Big Donut."
324
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,180
[ Sighs ]
325
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:59,550
Oh, come on.
Are they still not open?
326
00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:02,019
Ugh.
I know Sadie quit a while ago,
327
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:05,623
but why the heck isn't Lars
here to pick up the slack?
328
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,760
Uh, Ronaldo,
Lars is in space.
329
00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:11,062
[ Laughs ]
330
00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:12,797
Good one, Steven.
331
00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:15,467
I needed that.
332
00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:20,037
You're serious?
333
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:23,107
Don't you remember when everyone
in town was abducted by Gems?
334
00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:25,743
Mayor Dewey had to give
all those speeches about it.
335
00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:28,479
Do you believe everything
the government tells you?
336
00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:31,048
I'm the one who
told the government.
337
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,250
Wait, what?
338
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,885
So that means...
Mm-hmm.
339
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,387
So Lars
is really in space?
340
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,489
Mm-hmm.
Is he in danger?
341
00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:40,258
Surrounded by aliens?
342
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:41,893
All of the above.
343
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,761
This is a nightmare.
344
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:46,664
I'm the one who should
be in space!
345
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:50,501
Why does Lars get to be whisked
away into the infinite cosmos
346
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:52,937
on an adventure
of a lifetime?
347
00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:56,240
It's so ironic
it hurts my soul.
348
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,476
[ Sobbing ]
349
00:12:58,511 --> 00:12:59,977
There, there.
350
00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:01,279
Morning, Universe.
351
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,847
Oh, good morning.
352
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:04,515
Still not open, huh?
353
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:07,618
I guess me and the Big Donut
have a lot in common now.
354
00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:10,087
We're both empty inside.
355
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,989
Steven: "As far
as local politics,
356
00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:13,791
Mayor Dewey
isn't mayor anymore.
357
00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:15,259
There was an election
and Nanefua
358
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,528
won with her platform
of working together."
359
00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:20,031
Nanefua: So we are all
in agreement, yes?
360
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,633
In the event of a Gem-related
emergency,
361
00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:25,803
everyone should go to
the newly-designated shelters.
362
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:28,105
Me and Garnet can take
care of food rations.
363
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,942
Anyone know a good,
non-perishable brand of chaps?
364
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:34,445
You can also put some pizza
ingredients on ice just in case.
365
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,214
That's a great idea, Garnet.
366
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:39,517
We can ask all the local
restaurants to pitch in food
367
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,485
in case we have
to hide for awhile.
368
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,988
These all seem like
great plans,
369
00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:47,024
but how are you going
to get in contact
370
00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:49,160
with everyone when
there is an emergency?
371
00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:52,864
This may be a small town,
but it's a big small town.
372
00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,999
Oh, Mayor Gunga, I could
drive you around
373
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,835
while you use the loudspeaker
to spread the word through town.
374
00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:00,671
Cheese on bread!
That's a good idea.
375
00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:03,507
While Jenny does that, I can
take to the boardwalk on foot
376
00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,843
and let all the businesses
know what's up.
377
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:09,146
And as soon as we know
of any impending danger,
378
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:13,017
I'll give everyone a call
on my cellular phone.
379
00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:16,387
It might be easier if you
just sent out a mass text.
380
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:18,522
What number do I call
for mass text?
381
00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:21,826
Pearl, is this your
first cell phone?
382
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,261
Maybe.
383
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:26,397
Is there anything else we can do
to beef up the town's security?
384
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,866
It would be nice if we could
have some kind of lookout.
385
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:31,035
Maybe I'll pick up one of
the high-powered telescopes
386
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:32,837
for the lighthouse
or something.
387
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,872
I volunteer!
I love looking out.
388
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:38,209
If I can't be in space,
then I can at least look at it.
389
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,111
Nanefua:
This is beautiful.
390
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:42,947
Ronaldo, Greg,
you're on lookout duty.
391
00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:46,183
Kiki, Pearl, you are
in charge of communication.
392
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:49,687
Steven, Garnet,
you call for rations.
393
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,957
And Jenny and I will spread
the word about the plan.
394
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:56,761
Now everyone is helping
to make our town safe.
395
00:14:56,796 --> 00:15:00,364
Everyone except me.
396
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,732
Aww.
397
00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:05,036
Oh, you made
things awkward.
398
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:08,239
Steven: "Sadie Killer and the
Suspects are still going strong.
399
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:11,075
They're gearing up for a huge
show right here in Beach City.
400
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,744
I hope you can make it back
in time to see them play."
401
00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:15,913
And just as the chorus
is finishing up,
402
00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:18,783
I'll grab this fake
but very realistic chainsaw,
403
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,651
and then Steven will hit me
with the lights,
404
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:22,286
and we'll all scream.
405
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:24,121
Aah. Aah.
406
00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:27,725
And then I'll come out.
407
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,760
Oogity boogity.
408
00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:31,662
I don't think
you get it, Dad.
409
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:35,900
We're going for scary scary,
not ha-ha scary.
410
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:39,603
Oh. All right.
I just wanted to help.
411
00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:42,273
Did you cut holes
in my bedsheets?
412
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:44,675
Steven: "Jamie the mailman has
been making a lot of progress
413
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,610
establishing
a local theater scene.
414
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,079
He's done a bunch
of one-man shows
415
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,314
and even started
teaching improv."
416
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:56,354
People of Beach City, are you
ready to laugh your butts off?
417
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,688
I am!
418
00:15:57,723 --> 00:16:00,291
We got a killer lineup
for you tonight,
419
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:05,997
so please welcome
the Beach City Laugh Guards.
420
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:07,798
Whoo!
Yeah!
421
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,667
Now all we need to get started
422
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,635
is a single word
from the audience.
423
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:12,937
Pearl: Steven!
424
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,473
We do a scene
about Steven every week.
425
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,808
Well, I think
those scenes are good.
426
00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:20,277
Uh, spaghetti!
No. No. Uh, car.
427
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,712
No. That's not good.
428
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,647
Oh, how about plumber?
429
00:16:23,682 --> 00:16:25,282
I heard "plumber."
430
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,886
And now the Beach City Laugh
Guards will perform a completely
431
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:33,157
improvised scene based
on the word plumber.
432
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:34,525
No.
Do Steven!
433
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:35,993
Wait, cats!
434
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:38,963
And no more suggestions
for the rest of the show.
435
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,165
Thanks for coming out
on such short notice.
436
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,833
My sink is clogged.
437
00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:46,303
Well, looks like we're going
to need one of these.
438
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:49,173
[ Steven laughs ]
No, no, no. Cut. Stop.
439
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:53,177
Notes -- Barb, love how you
set up the scene.
440
00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:55,980
Amethyst, you don't have
to "become" a plunger.
441
00:16:56,015 --> 00:17:01,052
Just pretend to have one.
Observe and learn.
442
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:04,422
Ah...
443
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:05,990
Ooh.
444
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,359
Uh...
445
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,394
What?
Wow.
446
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:14,432
That's way too confusing.
You could be holding anything.
447
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,766
I'm holding a plunger.
448
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,334
Pearl: Oh.
449
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,870
I thought you were holding a
long, skinny submarine sandwich.
450
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,505
Steven: Pearl!
Be nice.
451
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,674
It's obviously
much more clear
452
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,577
if you can see
the actual plunger.
453
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:28,679
She's got a point,
there, dude.
454
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:32,616
[ Laughs ] Looks like
I improved improv.
455
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:34,385
Dewey: Did I miss my cue?
456
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,353
Oh.
Whatever.
457
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,688
Hello, ladies.
458
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:40,391
It's me, the waiter
in this restaurant.
459
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:44,095
Can I offer you some more worms?
460
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:45,930
Blackout.
461
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,566
It was better
than last week.
462
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,134
Steven: "Anyways,
my dad is still rich
463
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:51,735
even after buying
that telescope,
464
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:54,905
so he's been trying out
rich people sports.
465
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:58,409
He an Garnet have been playing
tennis on the weekends."
466
00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:01,412
[ Panting ]
467
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:05,316
Garnet, this is a little
intense for a warm-up.
468
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,751
Maybe we could try
a light volley?
469
00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:09,653
This is light.
470
00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:11,622
Being rich
has made you week.
471
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,624
Oh, hey, tennis.
472
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,927
Room for one m-- Ow!
473
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:20,931
Steven: "In other
sports-related news,
474
00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:23,934
Beach City Underground Wrestling
has been intense lately.
475
00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:26,103
The Marmalade Boys
fought each other in,
476
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:28,439
you guessed it, marmalade.
477
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:29,807
The crowd was eating it up,
478
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,109
but not literally because
that would be gross.
479
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:34,945
Concrete Heat faced off
against the Wolf of Wall Street
480
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,647
inside a steel cage,
481
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:39,316
and the Good-Looking Gang
finally lost the Tag-Team Title
482
00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:41,685
to the Sea Wasp
and Shark-o-mania.
483
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,154
I know you don't
need to eat anymore,
484
00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:44,588
but I thought you'd
still be interested
485
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,957
in the local french fry scene
in Beach City.
486
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:49,960
Peedee started his
very own food truck.
487
00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:51,362
He's not old enough
to drive yet, though,
488
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:53,797
so it's kind of just
another fry stand."
489
00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:55,966
Hey, Steven.
What will it be?
490
00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:57,301
What have you got?
491
00:18:57,336 --> 00:19:00,938
Well, I deal exclusively
in tater tots now.
492
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,607
That's great, Peedee.
Can I get the bits?
493
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,043
Uh, why don't you
try the tots?
494
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:08,345
They're the fry
of the future.
495
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:09,980
Do the tots have bits?
496
00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:13,350
[ Sighs ]
I'll get you the bits.
497
00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:15,719
I like your super-cool truck,
Peedee.
498
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:17,555
I love the giant potato
on the top.
499
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,524
Oh, thanks. It actually used
to be the Mayor Mobile.
500
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:22,493
I just painted over
Mayor Dewey's head.
501
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:25,329
It's a good thing that his head
was so big and lumpy.
502
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:26,664
Yeah.
503
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,532
The new city board practically
just gave it to me, too.
504
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:31,535
It's like they wanted nothing
to do with it anymore.
505
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,003
Everything has been
pretty great for me
506
00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:35,239
since Nanefua became mayor.
507
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:38,309
Oh, no.
508
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,678
All right.
I got the bits.
509
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,513
Steven?
510
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:44,582
[ Sighs ]
511
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,517
Mayor Dewey, wait!
512
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:50,187
You know, Universe,
seeing my old Mayor Mobile
513
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,690
turned into a giant potato
514
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:56,260
made me realize that nothing
is like it used to be.
515
00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:59,430
My old life, my old town,
my old citizens,
516
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:01,031
they've all changed.
517
00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:04,101
They've all outgrown me,
I suppose.
518
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,070
Well, of course
everyone is changing.
519
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,105
Nothing can stay
the same forever.
520
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,708
You know what I miss the most
about being the mayor?
521
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:14,545
The little things, getting
dressed and ready for work,
522
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,013
walking down the boardwalk
523
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:19,717
seeing everyone's
smiling faces, yes.
524
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,419
Knowing I had a place
in this town.
525
00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:25,189
I used to look forward
to it every day,
526
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,258
just like the people
of this town
527
00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:30,894
used to look forward
to their morning donut.
528
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:33,931
I guess these days no one
gets what they want.
529
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,734
Wait a second.
I have an idea.
530
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:40,070
"And so Mayor Dewey started
working at the Big Donut.
531
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:41,939
It seemed as if
the entire town showed up
532
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,574
for the grand reopening.
533
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:46,910
The whole thing filled Mr. Dewey
with a new sense of purpose.
534
00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:49,046
He's really changing
things up, too.
535
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,981
Well, not really,
but he is naming
536
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:52,750
all the donuts after himself."
537
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,618
Next in line, please.
538
00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:56,220
I'll have a regular glazed.
539
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,089
One Classic Dewey
coming up.
540
00:20:59,124 --> 00:21:02,593
And how about a freshly fried
Dewey Roll on the house?
541
00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:03,961
Take it easy, Billy.
542
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,929
You're going to go
out of business.
543
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:07,765
Ha ha!
You're cute.
544
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:12,269
Steven: "But there is one donut
that's not named after Dewey.
545
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,405
He let me name
a donut after you.
546
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,640
It's a pink donut
with pink sprinkles.
547
00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:19,343
I call it the Pink Lars.
548
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:23,013
Even though you're in space,
there's still a part of you here
549
00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:25,182
in sweet, delicious donut form.
550
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:27,584
You got to try one
when you get back.
551
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:30,854
Anyway, hope this letter
finds you in good spirits.
552
00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:33,757
Love, Steven."
553
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,827
I appreciate the letter,
but why did you write this
554
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:39,963
if you were just going to tell
me everything in person anyway?
555
00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:41,799
Sometimes
it's nice to be read to.
556
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:45,369
You realize I don't know who
half of these people are, right?
557
00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:47,604
Like, who the heck is Peridot?
558
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:52,276
Someone who misses you
every day, I think.
559
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,511
You know what?
You haven't met before.
560
00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:56,613
I'll have to introduce you
when you get back to Earth.
561
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:59,383
Huh.
Thanks for the letter, Steven.
562
00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:11,662
♪♪
563
00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:20,338
♪♪