♪
♪ WANDER OVER YONDER
♪ WANDER, WANDER, OVER, OVER YONDER, YONDER ♪
♪ WANDER YONDER
♪ WANDER OVER YONDER
♪ WANDER, WANDER, OVER, OVER YONDER, YONDER ♪
♪ YONDER WANDER
♪ WANDER OVER YONDER
( evil laugh )
♪ WANDER OVER YONDER
♪ WANDER, WANDER, OVER, OVER YONDER, YONDER ♪
♪ WONDER YONDER
♪ WANDER OVER YONDER
( all cheering )
I, KING DINGLEDORP OF THE DINGLE-BOTS,
DECLARE THIS DINGLEBERRY FESTIVAL
THE BEST IN THE HISTORY OF DINGLEBOPOLOPOLIS!
( all cheering )
HIP HOP HOORAY! WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!
♪
( engine revving )
WRONG!
( all screaming )
HATE'S GREAT, BEST VILLAIN!
THIS PLANET IS NOW UNDER THE CONTROL OF LORD HATER!
♪ ( thunder crashes )
HATE'S GREAT, BEST VILLAIN! HATE'S GREAT, BEST VILLAIN!
( all screaming )
HATE'S GREAT, BEST VILLAIN! HATE'S GREAT, BEST VILLAIN!
( all screaming )
HATE'S GREAT, BEST VILLAIN! HATE'S GREAT!
( all screaming )
SOON EVERY PLANET IN THE UNIVERSE WILL BE MINE!
EVEN PATHETIC LITTLE SPECKS LIKE BANGLEBROP!
ALL UNDER THE CONTROL OF LORD HATER!
♪ ( thunder crashes )
IT'S "DINGLEDORP."
I'LL CALL MY NEW PLANET WHATEVER I WANT!
FOR WHEN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS MINE,
THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL I FINALLY BE...
♪ ...IN ALL THE GALAXY!
( laughs )
♪ ALL RIGHT!
( laughs )
( thunder crashes )
( squeaking )
( electricity crackling )
OH, WHOEVER WILL SAVE US NOW?!
♪
WOW! WHAT A NEAT LITTLE TOWN!
THERE'S A LITTLE PARK AND CUTE LITTLE BUILDINGS!
GAMES AND RIDES AND--
ROTTING IN ONE OF LORD HATER'S CELLS FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
SORRY, WANDER, I DON'T THINK SO.
OH! EVERYWHERE WE GO, HE'S CONQUERING PLANETS, TAKING OVER TOWNS,
AND JUST BEING A FLARF-NARBLING, NO-FUN-HAVING JERK!
OH! OOH, THIS GUY MAKES ME SO MAD!
I JUST WANNA GO UP TO HIS BONY LITTLE FACE AND...
( grunting )
BUT COME ON, YOU GOTTA BE CRAZY TO TRY AND STOP HATER.
RIGHT, WANDER?
WANDER? WANDER?
WAND-- WHOA!
HOWDY, FELLAS.
FOLKS CALL ME "WANDER,"
AND WE REALLY LIKE YOUR TOWN.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME? WHOA!
TAKE HIM TO LORD HATER!
HATE'S GREAT, BEST VILLAIN! HATE'S GREAT, BEST VILLAIN!
OW! OH! OW! OH!
OH, IT'S ON, YOU LITTLE SCUZZ MONKEYS!
( screams )
OH! OW! OH!
AH. ( giggles )
OH, THERE. THERE, THAT'S THE SPOT, YEAH.
THANKS, FELLAS.
MY BACK'S BEEN KILLING ME FOR DAYS!
BUT TRAVELING THROUGH THE UNIVERSE
WILL DO THAT TO YOU, RIGHT? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT?
HEY, SYLVIA, RIGHT?
RIGHT!
RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT!
SURE, IT'S FUN AND ALL,
BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO KICK BACK AND RELAX!
HATE'S GREAT, BEST VILLAIN! HATE'S GREAT, BEST VILLAIN!
I MEAN, DON'T YOU JUST WISH THAT SOMETIMES THE CONSTANT
"HATE'S GREAT, BEST VILLAIN! TASTE CAKE, IT'S FILLIN'!
FIX GATE, NEEDS DRILLIN'! DATE KATE, SHE'S WILLIN'!"
WOULD JUST STOP?!
SO YOU COULD FINALLY HAVE A DAY OFF AND ENJOY...
THE FAIR!
HATER'S LAW 9,842!
YOUR NEW FAVORITE TV PROGRAM
IS LORD HATER'S TORTURE ROOM AND FUN TIME VARIETY HOUR!
HATER'S LAW 9,843!
YOUR NEW FAVORITE BAND
IS LORD HATER AND THE HARBINGERS OF DOOM!
HATER'S LAW 9,844! YOUR NEW FAVORITE--
( all cheering )
DO YOU THINK MAYBE I SHOULD, UH...
♪ ( thunder crashes )
I WON'T LET YOU DOWN, SIR?
THAT WAS A BLAST! ( laughs )
WHOA! HALT IN THE NAME OF LORD HATER!
LOOK AT YOU AND YOUR LITTLE HAT!
YOU ARE SO CUTE! I CAN'T STAND IT! TRADE!
( laughs ) SHALL WE PRESERVE THE MOMENT?
SAY "CHEESE"!
NO, NOT THE FLASH! NOT THE FLASH!
AAH! OH, MY EYE!
I CAN'T SEE!
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
I THINK HE MAY HAVE LET YOU DOWN.
( tea kettle whistling )
( thunder crashes )
( sizzling ) OH.
( all cheering )
PUT 'EM UP! WANNA MESS WITH ME, HUH?
COME ON, YOU'RE NOT SO TOUGH!
AAH!
( groans )
YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR FOOLISHNESS!
YOU SHALL SUFFER THE FULL WRATH OF LORD HATER!
♪ ( thunder crashes )
HATE'S GREAT, BEST VILLAIN! HATE'S GREAT, BEST VILLAIN!
I HAVE MANGLED THE MINDS OF MILLIONS!
I HAVE TEMPTED TORRENTIAL TIDES OF TEARS!
I HAVE REDUCED THE RICHEST OF REPUBLICS TO RUBBLE AND RUIN!
BECAUSE I...
AM THE GREATEST IN ALL THE GALAXY!
♪ ( thunder crashes )
WOW! CONGRATULATIONS! THAT'S AMAZING!
HAVE YOU EVER DONE THIS? ( makes nonsense noises )
HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT YOUR TONGUE?
HAVE YOU EVER DONE A DITTY? ♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA
HAVE YOU EVER STOOD ON ONE FOOT? OUTRUN A KITTEN?
BEEN TO A ROLLER RINK? FOUND A PENNY?
MOVED A COUCH? ATE A HUNDRED HOT DOGS?
HAVE YOU EVER...
WON A TROPHY FOR THE GREATEST IN THE GALAXY CONTEST?
HUH? HAVE YA? HAVE YA? HAVE YA?
( thunder crashes ) ( roars )
GUESS NOT.
OH, IT'S ON!
♪ HOT DOG EATIN', HOT DOG EATIN' ♪
♪ RING TOSSIN', RING TOSSIN'
♪ BALLOON DART THROWIN'
♪ BASEBALL PITCHIN', BASEBALL PITCHIN' ♪
♪ ARM WRESTLIN', ARM WRESTLIN' ♪
♪
♪ SACK RACIN', SACK RACIN'
♪ TUG OF WAR, UNICYCLE, PUSH-UP CONTEST ♪
♪
( thunder crashes ) ( roars )
AND NOW...
THE WINNER OF THE GREATEST IN THE GALAXY CONTEST!
DRUMROLL, PLEASE.
I'M SO NERVOUS!
YOU. YEAH!
NO, THE OTHER GUY. THE ONE WITH THE HAT.
HEY, I GOT A HAT!
WOW, WHAT A NEAT SURPRISE!
WHOO!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
IT'S NOT FAIR! I SHOULD'VE WON THE TROPHY!
I'M THE GREATEST IN THE GALAXY!
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
I LIKE YOUR SNEAKERS!
IT'S OKAY, SIR! IT'S OKAY!
WE GOT YOU, SIR. WE GOT YOU.
THERE WE GO.
LATER, HATER! SURE WAS FUN PLAYING WITH YOU!
WHAT?
THAT WAS AWESOME.
COME ON, UP TOP.
YOU PUT THAT FILTHY THING AWAY...
AND GIVE ME THE GOOD STUFF!
( all cheering )
♪ ( engine revving )
( all screaming )
WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW?
WHO'S NOT SO GREAT NOW? ( laughs )
( brakes screech )
( engine sputtering )
HEY!
GOTTA BE CRAZY TO TRY AND STOP HATER!
RIGHT, WANDER?
( roars )
( engine revving )
PLEASE, SIR! JUST LET THEM GO!
THE PLANET IS OURS!
SHUT UP, PEEPERS!
FORGET THE PLANET, I WANT THAT TROPHY!
I'M THE GREATEST IN THE GALAXY!
( roars )
YAHOO!
( brakes screech )
HEY, HATER!
FINAL CHALLENGE FOR THE WIN!
LAST ONE INTO TOWN IS A ROTTEN EGG!
PLEASE, SIR! NO!
♪ ALL RIGHT!
( beeping )
( engine revving )
♪ ALL RIGHT!
LORD HATER, NUMBER ONE SUPERSTAR! WHOO!
I'M...
THE GREATEST...
IN ALL...
THE GALAXY!
( all cheering )
WOW, WHAT A...
NEAT...
LITTLE...
TOWN!
HI. SORRY TO BOTHER.
JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND GIVE YOU THIS.
CONGRATS. YOU WON THAT RACE FAIR AND SQUARE.
WELL, BEST BE GOIN'.
LATER, HATER!
( roars )
( grunts )
THAT ALL YOU GOT, YOU OVERGROWN IGUANA?!
( roars )
TAKE THAT! ( laughs )
( roars )
( groaning )
UH, SYL...
YOU THINK...
THAT MAYBE...
YOU SHOULD...
TRY ANOTHER...
NO!
I-I-I-I-I-I'VE GOT THIS!
( groans )
TOTALLY UNDER CONTROL.
( groans )
YEAH, BUT MAYBE THERE'S ANOTHER WAY TO STOP--
NO, THIS IS THE ONLY WAY!
I'LL BE FINE! I NEED TO BASH THIS BEAST!
OKAY.
LET'S SEE...
SOMETHING TO HELP, SOMETHING TO HELP,
SOMETHING TO HELP--
( gasps )
( roars )
OH, YOU POOR BABY!
( groaning )
( screams )
( groans )
OH, DON'T YOU WORRY! WE'LL GET YOU BACK TO MAMA!
EVEN IF SHE WANTS TO KILL US!
YES, SHE DOES! SHE WANTS TO KILL US DEAD!
GREAT JOB, WANDER.
THIS ROCK IS PERFECT FOR BASHING THAT BEAST!
SYLVIA, SYLVIA, SYLVIA...
IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY,
A LITTLE LUMP OF LOVE WILL TAKE THE BUCK OUT OF THE BRONCO.
( brakes screech )
HUH?
THIS ROCK IS AN EGG,
AND THAT BEAST IS THIS EGG'S MOTHER.
AND ONCE IT'S PUT BACK IN ITS NEST, IT WILL HATCH.
AND MOTHER AND CHILD WILL HAVE A JOYFUL REUNION!
♪ MOTHER AND CHILD, Y'ALL
AND THE POWER OF LOVE WILL TURN HER INTO A NURTURING MOMMY,
INSTEAD OF FLYING HARBINGER OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION!
FORGET IT!
SAPPY, SMOOSHY-WOOSHY, LOVEY-DOVEY SILLINESS
AIN'T MY STYLE.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN THIS TIME, WANDER.
THAT THING WANTS TO EAT US!
AND THE ONLY WAY TO GET HER TO BACK OFF IS TO FIGHT HER OFF!
( grunts ) OW!
I'LL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!
WELL, POO-POO TO YOU, MISS PUNCHY PUNCHERSONS.
WHO NEEDS YA, ANYWAY? I'LL DO IT MYSELF!
WITH THE POWER OF LOVE!
( grunting )
( groans )
STUPID EGG.
WHAT AM I, A BABYSITTER?
"LET'S GO GET THE EGG."
( roars )
STOP!
( brakes screech )
( grunting )
SLOW DOWN.
THERE'S A BABY ON BOARD!
( whistling )
( roars )
UGH!
PERFECT! IF WE HURRY, WE'LL ESCAPE BEFORE IT REALIZES THERE'S AN EXIT!
SLOWER!
SLOWER.
SL-- WANDER!
LOOK, WE HAVE GOT A VERY SHORT WINDOW OF TIME
BEFORE DRAGON BREATH FIGURES OUT A WAY TO GET TO US.
IF WE'RE GONNA GET TO THAT NEST IN THE NEXT MILLENNIUM,
THIS BABY IS GONNA HAVE TO MAN UP--
( cheering )
AND WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?!
AW! SHE LIKES YOU!
( roars )
( screams )
MY BABY!
( screams )
PHEW!
( screams )
PHEW!
( screams )
PHEW!
( screams )
PHEW! SAFE AND SOUND!
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED!
( roars )
QUICK! OUT HERE, WE'RE FISH IN A BARREL!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
YOU'VE BEEN FLINGIN' THIS POOR THING AROUND LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES!
DO YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT PROPER PARENTING?!
( roars )
WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!
THE BABY NEEDS TO KNOW WE'RE HELPING IT,
NOT HURTING IT.
IT NEEDS SOME REASSURANCE.
IT NEEDS...
DON'T TELL ME.
A HUG!
OVER...
MY...
DEAD...
BODY!
( roars )
THERE! GOOD, RIGHT?! GOOD?! CAN WE GO?!
( roars )
I'M NOT HAPPY RIGHT NOW.
♪
♪ WE ARE ON A QUEST TO GET EGG-Y TO THE NEST-Y ♪
♪ PROJECTILE SPINES HIT MORE THAN THEY MISS ♪
♪ WELL, THE BABY HAS A SCRATCH ♪
♪ ON HER SHELL THAT HASN'T HATCHED ♪
♪ AND A BOO-BOO JUST DEMANDS A KISS ♪
♪ AND NOW YOU'RE SHIVERIN'
♪ FROM FROSTY FREEZY ICE BREATH ♪
♪ AND I CAN TELL YOU WANT TO PUNCH ME IN THE GUT ♪
♪ BABY'S COLD, HAVE TO ADMIT ♪
♪ NEEDS MOTHER HEN TO SIT ON IT ♪
♪ AND YOU HAVE GOT THE BIGGEST BUTT ♪
♪ AFTER GETTING HIT WITH MONSTER SPIT ♪
♪ A BATH WE TAKE
♪ AND NOW WE SOOTHE EGGY-POO WITH PATTY CAKE ♪
♪ CARING FOR CHILDREN IS SUCH FUN, WON'T YOU AGREE? ♪
♪ YOU THOUGHT YOU'D KICK SOME MONSTER BUTT ♪
♪ INSTEAD YOU DRESSED FOR TEA
♪
♪ AS WE APPROACH OUR FINAL DESTINATION ♪
♪ YOU HAVE BEEN BURNED AND SINGED AND SMASHED ♪
♪ IT WAS ALL WORTH IT, OH, YOU'LL AGREE ♪
♪ 'CAUSE FINALLY YOU WILL SEE ♪
♪ A LUMP OF LOVE WILL TAKE THE BRONCO'S BUCK ♪
♪ OH, YEAH
♪ A LUMP OF LOVE WILL TAKE THE BRONCO'S...
♪ BUCK
♪
( groans )
( panting )
( grunts )
FINALLY.
GOOD RIDDANCE!
( gasps )
( knocking )
OH!
OH, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
WELL, IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
NO CUTESY-WOOTSEY EGG IS GONNA MAKE A SOFTY OUT OF ME!
JUST AS SOON AS WANDER SEES HIS LOVEY-DOVEY PLAN GO UP IN SMOKE,
I WILL BE BACK TO DOING WHAT I DO BEST--
KICKING SOME MONSTER BUTT!
( grunting )
HUH?
HERE WE GO!
HEY, AREN'T YOU GONNA STAY FOR THE REUNION?
WHY? DO I LOOK LIKE A GIANT FLYING LIZARD?
CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN LIKE...
( grumbling )
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS!
♪ OH, YEAH
♪ MOTHER AND CHILD, Y'ALL
♪ MM-HMM, IT'S THE BIG REUNION ♪
♪ OW! LOOK OUT! THAT'S THE WRONG BABY! ♪
( roars )
AAH! SYLVIA!
( roars )
YOU WERE RIGHT!
( roars )
IT DOES WANNA EAT US!
( roars )
SYLVIA!
( roars )
BACK OFF, YOU THICK-WITTED SKINK!
WHY DON'T YOU PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE?!
( roars )
HUSH NOW, SWEETIE. EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE...
( roars, gasps )
ALL RIGHT?
( growls )
( roars )
( whimpering )
( coos )
( gulps )
( sighs )
LOOK! A LITTLE LUMP OF LOVE!
( cooing )
TOOK THE BUCK OUT OF THE BRONCO.
( laughs )
AW!
♪
♪ OH, WANDER
♪ OVER YONDER
♪ AND CHECK OUT THIS AND THAT
♪ IF YOU WANDER
♪ OVER YONDER
♪ BEST BE SURE TO WEAR YOUR HAT ♪
♪ ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU WILL SEE ♪
♪ AND YOU CERTAINLY WILL BE FREE ♪
♪ IF YOU WANDER OVER YONDER
♪ JUST YOU AND ME
♪