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               ♪                

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     ♪ WANDER OVER YONDER       

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     ♪ WANDER OVER YONDER       

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 ♪ WANDER, WANDER, OVER, OVER   
       YONDER, YONDER ♪         

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       ♪ WANDER YONDER          

6
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       ♪ WANDER OVER YONDER     

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       ♪ WANDER OVER YONDER     

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       ♪ WANDER OVER YONDER     

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 ♪ WANDER, WANDER, OVER, OVER   
       YONDER, YONDER ♪         

10
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       ♪ YONDER WANDER          

11
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       ♪ WANDER OVER YONDER     

12
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       ( evil laugh )           

13
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       ♪ WANDER OVER YONDER     

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       ♪ WANDER OVER YONDER     

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 ♪ WANDER, WANDER, OVER, OVER   
       YONDER, YONDER ♪         

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       ♪ WONDER YONDER          

17
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       ♪ WANDER OVER YONDER     

18
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       YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT.

19
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             SHORTCUTS THROUGH  
             ASTEROID FIELDS--  

20
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              NOT THE BEST IDEA.

21
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  WE'LL BE FINE!                

22
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AS LONG AS WE DON'T             
RUN OUT OF--                    

23
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--ORBBLE JUICE.                 

24
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      AAAAAH!                   
                AAAAH!          

25
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              UHH!              

26
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         UHH! UHH! OHH!         

27
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 ARE WE COMPLETELY DRY?         

28
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               BUT DON'T WORRY! 
           LOOK, THERE'S A NICE 
        LITTLE TOWN OVER THERE. 

29
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          <i>♪ DOOMSTONE </i>          

30
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  I BET THEY CAN RUSTLE US UP   
      SOME ORBBLE JUICE.        

31
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      I'M'A GO ASK 'EM FOR HELP.

32
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     WHAT?! DON'T YOU KNOW      
         WHERE WE ARE?          
      THIS IS DOOMSTONE!        

33
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    REFUGE FOR THE MEANEST,     
       NASTIEST OUTLAWS         
        IN THE GALAXY.          

34
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 YOU CAN'T JUST WALK IN THERE   
   ASKING FOR ORBBLE JUICE.     

35
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  THEY'LL TEAR YOU APART!       

36
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      WHAT IF I ASK  <i>REAL </i> NICE?

37
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   NO! IF WE'RE GONNA           
   GO IN THERE,                 

38
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  YOU GOTTA DO                  
  THE OPPOSITE OF THAT.         

39
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  YOU GOTTA ACT TOUGH,          
  NASTY, MEAN!                  

40
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YOU GOTTA ACT                   
LIKE A BAD GUY!                 

41
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                 BAD GUY?       

42
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                GOT IT!         

43
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               NO PROBLEM.      

44
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     ( growling, roaring )      

45
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          GRRR! LAAAA!          

46
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    GRRR!                       
          IS THAT--             

47
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        IS THERE SOME DINOSAUR  
        IN THERE?               

48
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    LITTLE BIT.                 
OHH. WE'RE DOOMED.              

49
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( rowdy chatter )               

50
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( glass breaking )              

51
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( room goes silent )            

52
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     ( roars )                  

53
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      ( chatter resumes )       

54
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    ( roars )                   

55
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 OHH. OKAY. I'M GONNA           
 GO SEE THE OWNER               

56
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ABOUT HOOKING US UP             
WITH THE JUICE.                 

57
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JUST REMEMBER: GRRRR!           

58
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                      GRRRR!    

59
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          ( continues growling )

60
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 YOU'RE IN MY SEAT,             
 LITTLE MAN.                    

61
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      WHY, I'M SORRY. I--       

62
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        (lowers voice)          
    I MEAN, GET YER OWN...      

63
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               ( gasping )      

64
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      ( growling )              

65
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DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?           

66
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                 DO  <i>YOU </i> KNOW  
                 WHO  <i>I </i> AM?    

67
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I'M A WANTED MAN.               

68
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TEN MILLION CREDIT REWARD       

69
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 FOR THE CAPTURE                
OF BADLANDS DAN,                

70
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MEANEST MAN IN                  
THE WHOLE DURNED LAND!          

71
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       ( tearing noise )        

72
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               I'M A WANTED MAN.

73
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     TEN MILLION AND ONE CREDIT 
         REWARD FOR THE CAPTURE 
          OF WILD WOOLY WANDER, 

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                  WICKEDEST WAN 
      IN THE WHOLE WURNED WAND! 

75
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     GRRRR!                     

76
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            Sylvia: SO...       

77
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   ANY IDEA WHERE A PERPETRATOR 
 OF GENERALLY UNPLEASANT THINGS 

78
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           LIKE MYSELF CAN BUY  
          SOME...ORBBLE JUICE?  

79
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WELL, I DON'T HAVE ANY,         

80
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   BUT, UH...                   

81
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                 OHH.           

82
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THERE  <i>IS </i> SOMEONE WHO...       

83
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    <i>MIGHT </i> HAVE...              

84
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  HIS NAME IS PAPA DOOM.        

85
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  HERE'S HIS ADDRESS            
   AND DIRECTIONS TO            
   HIS PLACE. ENJOY.            

86
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           SO WHAT'S THE CATCH? 
       THERE IS A CATCH, RIGHT? 

87
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PAPA DOOM'S THE MEANEST,        
NASTIEST CRIME LORD             
ON DOOMSTONE!                   

88
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 HA! HA HA HA HA!               

89
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YOU AIN'T TOUGH ENOUGH.         

90
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HE'S GONNA BLAST YOU INTO ATOMS 
AND KEEP THE CRYSTALS HIMSELF!  
HA HA!                          

91
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     BUT THAT SHOULDN'T BE      
  A PROBLEM FOR YOU AND YOUR    
        PARTNER, RIGHT?         

92
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   HE SEEMS  <i>REAL </i> TOUGH.       

93
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             TOUGH?             

94
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LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE,          
LITTLE MAN.                     

95
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                  LET'S DO IT!  

96
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    LET'S TAKE IT  <i>ALL </i> THE WAY 
                       OUTSIDE! 

97
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              LET'S TAKE IT FOR 
      A NICE WALK IN THE PARK-- 

98
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      YOU AND THE REST OF THESE 
              WIMPY WIMPERSONS. 

99
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( all gasping )                 

100
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THE NAME IS  <i>WILLIAM </i> WIMPERSON,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.            

101
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             GRRR!              

102
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ARE YOU THREE KINDS OF CRAZY?   

103
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I ASKED FOR BAD, NOT DEATH WISH!

104
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NOW, WE NEED TO FIND A WAY TO   
GET THESE CRYSTALS ACROSS TOWN--

105
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            WANDER?             

106
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 ( motorcycle engine revs )     

107
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            HOP ON.             
            WHAT?!              

108
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                 WHERE DID YOU--
                 ( engine revs )

109
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       HE STOLE MY RIDE!        

110
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               YOU STOLE FROM   
               <i>THOSE </i> GUYS?!    

111
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 YEAH. SHOULD I GIVE IT BACK?   

112
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          ( growling )          

113
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   NO. GO, WILD WILLY WANDER!   

114
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         GO!                    
             YEAHHH!            

115
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             GET HIM!           

116
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             ( screaming )      

117
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             WATCH OUT!         

118
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          AAAAH!                

119
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             WATCH THIS.        

120
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       TRUCK FULL OF EXPLOSIVES!

121
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              TRUCK FULL        
              OF EXPLOSIVES!    

122
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           GOOD IDEA.           

123
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                   AAH!         

124
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                AAAH!!!!        

125
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       BEIN' BAD...             

126
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        IS RAD!!!!              

127
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       YOU CRAZY WHAMMER JAMMER!

128
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                YOU--YOU--      

129
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         --GOT US EXACTLY WHERE 
               WE NEEDED TO BE! 

130
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THIS MUST BE PAPA DOOM'S JOINT. 

131
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OH, NOT BAD, WANDER.            
NOT BAD AT  <i>ALL.</i>                

132
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         "OH, NOT BAD, WANDER." 
             SO YOU'RE THINKING 
  WE SHOULD ASK NICE THIS TIME? 

133
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NO. NO, NO, NO.                 

134
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WE'RE ALMOST HOME FREE.         
WE CAN'T GIVE UP THE ACT NOW.   

135
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SO DON'T BE NICE!               
BUT YA KNOW, DON'T              
BE CUCKOO EITHER.               

136
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OH! HOW ABOUT YOU LET  <i>ME </i>      
<i>DO THE TALKING?</i>                 

137
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AND YOU PLAY                    
THE STRONG, SILENT TYPE.        

138
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RIGHT? BAD, BUT QUIET.          
CAN YOU DO THAT?                

139
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                CAN I?!!!       

140
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                   SHH!         

141
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     ( door hinges creak )      

142
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 WHAT KIND OF EVIL CRIME LORD   
LEAVES HIS FRONT DOOR UNLOCKED? 

143
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 Papa Doom: THE KIND WHO KNOWS  
 THERE'S NOBODY STUPID ENOUGH   
       TO WALK THROUGH.         

144
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       ( thunder )              

145
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I, UH, I HEAR YOU HAVE          
SOME ORBBLE TRANSPORTER         
JUICE FOR SALE.                 

146
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ME AND MY PARTNER HERE          
NEED TO GET OFF THIS ROCK       

147
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TO CONTINUE OUR LIFE            
OF BAD AN UNSAVORY BEHAVIOR.    

148
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I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.           

149
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      I TAKE YOUR MONEY,        
       I DON'T GIVE YOU         
       ANY ORBBLE JUICE,        

150
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      AND MY FRIENDS HERE       
   CRUSH YOU INTO FLOOR WAX.    

151
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   ( gargoyles growl )          

152
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   ( hissing )                  

153
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      WHAT'S THE MATTER, TWERP? 
               AIN'T YA SCARED? 

154
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      GRRRRR!                   

155
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 HOLD ON!                       

156
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               THIS IS THAT GUY 
                 I HEARD ABOUT, 

157
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           THE GUY WHO STOOD UP 
               TO BADLANDS DAN! 

158
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     WHO WRECKED THE MOTOR HOGS!

159
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                  BOSS, THIS IS 
             WILD WOOLY WANDER! 

160
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                    ( wheezing )

161
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         IS THAT TRUE?          

162
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          ( roaring )           

163
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     ( nervous laughter )       
          I'M SORRY!            

164
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        I DIDN'T KNOW!          
       PLEASE FORGIVE ME        
      AND MY ASSOCIATES--       

165
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 LUNKER! GET OUR NASTY FRIEND   
          WANDER HERE           

166
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        A BOTTLE OF OUR         
     FINEST ORBBLE JUICE.       

167
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 ( growling )                   

168
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          ( roaring )           

169
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        SEE? WE'RE ALL SENSIBLE 
           BUT EVIL FOLKS HERE. 

170
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          NOW WE HAVE OUR JUICE 
            AND YOU HAVE YOUR-- 

171
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Papa Doom: BAG OF ROCKS?!       

172
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 I SWITCHED THE BAGS!           

173
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 NOW WE HAVE THE CRYSTALS       
AND  THE JUICE.                 

174
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  PRETTY BAD, HUH?              

175
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         AFTER THEM!!!          

176
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    ( gargoyles shrieking )     

177
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          ( roaring )           

178
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      GAME OVER, FUR BALL.      

179
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            BRING IT ON, FELLAS!

180
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          I'M WILD WOOLY WANDER!

181
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       I'M THE TOUGHEST         
       MEANEST THERE IS!        

182
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          COME ON!!!!           
   I'LL TAKE  <i>ALL </i> OF YA ON!    

183
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          ( roaring )           

184
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        STOP!!!!                

185
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                    HOO-HOO-EE! 
     THAT WAS SOME KIND OF FUN! 

186
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       YOU FOLKS ARE ALL        
       REAL GOOD SPORTS.        

187
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          All: HUH???           

188
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LOOK, WE'RE NOT BAD GUYS.       

189
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 WE WERE  <i>ACTING </i> BAD           
  TO TRY TO BLEND IN.           

190
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WE'RE JUST LOST TRAVELERS       
WHO NEED SOME HELP,             

191
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AND WE'RE VERY SORRY            
FOR ALL THE TROUBLE WE CAUSED.  

192
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  COULD YOU FIND IT             
  IN YOUR HEARTS TO             
  HELP US OUT?                  

193
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NO!                             
NO!                             
NO!                             

194
00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,308
    WE DON'T HELP STRANGERS!    

195
00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:13,311
    AND WE AIN'T GOT HEARTS!    

196
00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,313
        ( all growling )        

197
00:10:20,252 --> 00:10:22,220
         SO, SOMEONE'S          
         GONNA HIT US,          
            RIGHT?              

198
00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:32,631
         WAIT A FLOSSIN' SECOND.

199
00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:35,200
 YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FAKERS,  
          AREN'T YOU?           

200
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   JUST LIKE WANDER WAS!        

201
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       WELL, OF ALL THE--       

202
00:10:39,373 --> 00:10:41,573
     YOU--I CAN'T BELIEVE--     

203
00:10:41,575 --> 00:10:44,709
      YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.       

204
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     I NEVER HURT ANYBODY.      

205
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       I HEARD DOOMSTONE        
      WAS A TOUGH PLACE,        

206
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     SO I ONLY FAKED TOUGH      
          TO SURVIVE.           

207
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    OH, THAT'S SUPER NEWS!      
 I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE   
          PRETENDING!           

208
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      NO! (sobbing)             

209
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           BOYS,                
           I WAS FAKIN', TOO.   

210
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                     AW, ME TOO!

211
00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,797
OH, I WAS  <i>SO </i> SCARED OF YOU!   

212
00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,532
        THIS ISN'T EVEN         
        A REAL TATTOO.          

213
00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,534
               I JUST WANT SOME 
                 CHAMOMILE TEA. 

214
00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,770
I HATE THESE BIKES.             
THEY'RE  <i>SO </i> DANGEROUS.         

215
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:14,606
I WAS JUST FAKIN' IT.           
  NICE TO MEET YOU!             
     I MISS MY GARDEN.          

216
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,644
     WELL, HOW ABOUT THAT?      

217
00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:21,446
     YEAH, YEAH,                
     YOU WERE RIGHT.            

218
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,581
 WE JUST HAD TO ASK NICELY.     

219
00:11:30,956 --> 00:11:32,290
                ( glass breaks )

220
00:11:36,295 --> 00:11:37,562
     THIS SHOULD BE ENOUGH JUICE

221
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                TO GET YOU GUYS 
       WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO. 

222
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,935
        AND A LITTLE SOMETHING  
        FOR THE ROAD.           

223
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,537
           ( sniffs )           

224
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:46,738
                 AHH.           

225
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,508
Y'ALL COME BACK AND VISIT,      
YA HEAR?                        

226
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,811
           WHY, THANK YOU.      
           WE SURELY WILL.      

227
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,279
HEE HEE HEE!                    
TICKLED.                        

228
00:11:57,616 --> 00:11:59,617
                        Wander: 
    WHAT A NICE BUNCH OF FOLKS. 

229
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,920
Sylvia; AH, BUNCH OF SOFTIES    
IF YOU ASK ME.                  

230
00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:08,760
        ( loud banging )        

231
00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:11,863
          ( banging )           

232
00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:14,866
     ( banging continues )      

233
00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:17,936
          ( banging )           

234
00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:22,373
       UM...                    

235
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,375
 YOU GONNA GET THE DOOR?        

236
00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:27,479
            TO ARMS!            

237
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,422
               GUESS THEY DON'T 
               LIKE SOLICITORS. 

238
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,525
MY FRIENDS FORGIVE US           
THIS RUDE INTRUSION             

239
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:44,863
ON THE FEAST MEANT TO HONOR     
OUR MOST RECENT FEATS           
OF STRENGTH AND BRAVERY.        

240
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:49,534
WE NEVER COULD HAVE DREAMT      
IT WOULD BE INTERRUPTED         
BY OUR GREATEST OF ENEMIES--    

241
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,369
( banging )                     

242
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:55,373
            HOIST THE FOOD SACK 
                 OF THURINGIAN! 

243
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,408
              ( pulleys squeak )

244
00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:01,746
                 ( clank )      

245
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:05,416
     OUR MOST VALUABLE RESOURCE.

246
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:08,753
  FOR CENTURIES, IT HAS HELD    
      OUR ANNUAL HARVEST        

247
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:13,358
    AND KEPT OUR PEOPLE FED     
    AND MIGHTY THROUGH EACH     
     OF THE SEVEN SEASONS.      

248
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,560
   WE PROTECT IT WITH OUR LIVES,

249
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:18,296
        FOR WITHOUT IT,         
       WE WOULD STARVE!         

250
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,765
       ( banging )              

251
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:25,303
ND IT IS WHAT  <i>HE </i> HAS COME FOR.

252
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,306
       WARRIORS OF BAAAA-HALLA, 

253
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,074
       ASSEMBLE!                

254
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:32,744
         ( war cries )          
         ( bleating )           

255
00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:34,579
         AAAH!                  

256
00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:42,420
         ( all bleating )       

257
00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:58,469
         ( loud banging )       

258
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,004
         HEY, DUM-DUMS!         

259
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,707
      I THOUGHT I TOLD YA       
NOT TO LOCK THIS GATE NO MORE!  

260
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:09,113
WHAT AN ADORABLE                
LITTLE TROLL!                   

261
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:10,849
( grunting )                    

262
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,990
             THAT?              
   ( laughing ) THAT'S WHAT     
     THEY'RE SO AFRAID OF?      

263
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,993
     AWAIT MY COMMAND!          

264
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:24,495
     WELL, IF IT ISN'T          
     PRINCE CASHMERE.           

265
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:27,365
       I HOPE YOU LOSERS        
        FILLED UP THAT          
    PRETTY LITTLE FOOD SACK     

266
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,635
       AFTER LAST YEAR--        
         I'M  <i>HUNGRY.</i>           

267
00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:34,806
   YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE,    
            TROLL!              

268
00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:37,909
    RETURN FROM WHENCE YOU CAME,

269
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,944
      AND WE SHALL NOT HARM YOU.

270
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:42,513
           (mocking)            
"RETURN FROM WHENCE YOU CAME."  

271
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:45,516
         I'M CASHMERE,          
    AND I SOUND LIKE THIS--     

272
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,051
    HURDY GURDY, GURDY,         

273
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,786
    GURDY, HURDY, HURDY!        

274
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,521
    HOW DARE YOU!               

275
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:53,691
I AM BORN OF THE SEVENTH TRIBE  
         OF MARKHOOR!           

276
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:56,561
I SPEAK WITH                    
GREAT ELOQUENCE!                

277
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,830
( evil laughter )               

278
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,001
                AAAH!           

279
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:07,405
            YEAH!!!             
      TAKE THAT, LOSERS!        

280
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,574
      <i>OH. </i> I SEE.               

281
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:12,911
       Warriors: AAAAAAH!       

282
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:15,813
            Troll:              
    YOU CALL THAT HITTING?      

283
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:19,684
         IT FEELS LIKE          
     SWEET LITTLE KISSES!       

284
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,085
      (gasps) CUR!              

285
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,588
 I WOULD NEVER KISS ANYONE      

286
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,624
  EXCEPT SOMEONE WHO            
  I ADMIRED AND RESPECTED,      

287
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:29,761
 AND ONLY AFTER WE DATED        
 FOR QUITE A WHILE!             

288
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:33,097
              <i>JA. </i> KISSING IS   
               VERY INTIMATE.   

289
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:37,068
       I'M SAVING MY FIRST KISS 
        FOR MY SPECIAL SOMEONE, 
                       NOT YOU! 

290
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:40,805
       ( evil laughter )        
          HERE WE GO!           

291
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:43,708
      WAAAAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!       

292
00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:50,048
                  HEROIC WANDER 
             AND MIGHTY SYLVIA, 

293
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:53,217
       I MUST COMMAND MY TROOPS 
               FROM THE GROUND. 

294
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,053
               CAN I RELY ON    
               YOUR BRAVERY     

295
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:57,021
              AND IMPRESSIVE    
              PHYSICAL PROWESS  

296
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:58,890
               TO HOLD DOWN     
               THE GREAT HALL?  

297
00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:00,191
HO HO! ARE YOU KIDDIN'?         

298
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,926
FIGHTING, MY THING.             

299
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,294
HELPING, HIS THING.             

300
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,963
  RIGHT, WANDER?                

301
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,231
 WANDER? WANDER!                

302
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,734
              YEP.              

303
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,472
 OH, THANK YOU,                 
 MY FRIENDS.                    

304
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,976
 GROUND SQUAD, FOLLOW ME!       

305
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:21,079
      ALL RIGHT, ARCHERS,       
       HEAD TO THE ROOF         
       AND START FIRING!        

306
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,614
         CATAPULT GUY,          
         MAKE IT RAIN!          

307
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,049
          GO! GO! GO!           

308
00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:30,254
         ( all baaing )         

309
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:32,090
WANDER, LET'S GO!               
BATTLE TIME!                    

310
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,791
DON'T I KNOW IT?                

311
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:39,130
( growls )                      

312
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,966
NICE BEARD!                     

313
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:44,602
    DID YOUR LITTLE SISTER      
       BRAID IT FOR YOU?        

314
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:48,106
   OHHH! AS A MATTER            
   OF FACT, SHE DID!            

315
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,108
   <i>JA, </i> AND SHE DID             
   A VERY GOOD JOB!             

316
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:53,611
SHE'S A TALENTED BRAIDER,       
AND I AM VERY PROUD OF HER!     

317
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,849
( evil laughter )               

318
00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:01,319
( laughter continues )          

319
00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:06,157
HURDY, GURDY, HURDY!            

320
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,292
     HURDY, GURDY, HURDY!       
            HA HA!              

321
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:11,662
                HEY, BUDDY BOY, 
                  YOU KNOW WHAT 
              WOULD BE AWESOME? 

322
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,131
    IF YOU HELPED ME OUT HERE!!!

323
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,533
      I  <i>AM </i> HELPING.           

324
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,103
 BOY, THOSE PEANUTS SURE KNOW   
  HOW TO GET STUCK IN THERE.    

325
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,773
 ( Wander sucking his teeth )   

326
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,544
        ( all bleating )        

327
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,047
        WHA-HA-HA-HA-HA!        

328
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:32,050
        HEY! WHY YOU GOTTA BE   
        SO STUPID?!             

329
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:35,219
AAAH! I HAVE                    
ABOVE-AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE!     

330
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,587
THANK YOU!                      

331
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,624
         OUT OF THE WAY, BALDY! 

332
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:42,693
 IT'S NORMAL                    
 FOR MY AGE!!!                  

333
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,695
          ( roaring )           

334
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,097
         HEY, CASHMERE!         

335
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:49,267
       I TOTALLY FORGOT         
    HOW LAME YOUR CAPE IS!      

336
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,669
    HOW...  <i>DARE </i> YOU?!         

337
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:55,173
   MY DEAR SWEET NANA BA BA     
       MADE THIS FOR ME!        

338
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,974
   RRRRAAARRR!!!                

339
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:03,014
      WHAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA!       

340
00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:06,117
       AH-AH-AH-AH-AHHHH!       

341
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:09,053
                     HEY, LAZY, 
        I'M THINKING OF A WORD. 

342
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:12,190
          IT STARTS WITH AN "H" 
   AND IT RHYMES WITH "HELP"!!! 

343
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:16,961
 AHHH. I  <i>AM </i> HELPING.          

344
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:20,264
OH, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. 
     CASHMERE! I'M COMING!      

345
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,034
          ( roaring )           

346
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,842
    I IMMEDIATELY REGRET        
    THAT DECISION.              

347
00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:43,855
    ( slobbery growling )       

348
00:18:53,732 --> 00:18:58,736
     SCORE! LOOKS LIKE THIS GUY 
  IS GONNA GET HIS FOOD SACK ON 
                     AFTER ALL! 

349
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:08,212
          WANDER! WAKE UP!      
          THE FOOD SACK!        

350
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:10,181
          HUH? HUH? HUH?!       

351
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,183
                     YOU!       

352
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:16,053
            HEY, YA DUMB YOKEL! 
           I'M TALKING TO  <i>YOU.</i> 

353
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:18,789
              HUH?              

354
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:22,727
              HMM.              

355
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,996
                YOU LOOK LIKE   
               A HAIRY SPOON!   

356
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,131
        ( yawns )               

357
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:30,168
          YOUR SHOES            
          ARE OUT OF STYLE!     

358
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,302
                   ARRGHH!      

359
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:34,205
       THAT'S THE STUPIDEST HAT 
                I'VE EVER SEEN! 

360
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,843
               ( groaning )     

361
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,245
            WHAT THE--?         

362
00:19:43,081 --> 00:19:44,315
                DING!           

363
00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:50,421
      THE TROLL HAS BE SHRUNKEN!

364
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:54,192
THE SACK OF THURINGIAN          
IS SAFE AT LAST!                

365
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,894
                 ( all baaing ) 
                THANK GOODNESS! 

366
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,931
 NOW LET US PROCEED TO          
 STOMP UPON HIM!                

367
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:05,236
OH, LOOK!                       
JUST WHAT I NEEDED.             

368
00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:07,471
            Troll:              
       YOUR MOM IS UGLY!        

369
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:09,140
       YOU ARE SUCH A MEANIE!   

370
00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:11,175
   YOUR DAD IS UGLY!            
                        UH-UH!  

371
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:14,011
 YOUR GREAT-AUNT TWICE REMOVED  
           IS UGLY!             

372
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:16,347
         WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT    
         WITH SOAP!             

373
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:19,217
       ( Troll laughing )       

374
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:23,454
             MY FRIENDS?        

375
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:26,324
       WHY DO YOU STAND IDLY BY?

376
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:29,894
       NAY! NAY!  <i>LYING </i> IDLY BY

377
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:33,197
      WHENCE THE INVADER        
THREATENS TO DESTROY MY PEOPLE! 

378
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:38,236
    WE CANNOT ONCE AGAIN AFFORD 
          TO FEED THIS MONSTER! 

379
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,004
 THEN STOP FEEDING HIM.         

380
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,039
                BUT THAT'S WHAT 
            WE'RE TRYING TO DO! 

381
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:45,943
DUDE, JUST IGNORE THE GUY.      
YOU GETTING ALL UPSET           
JUST MAKES HIM STRONGER.        

382
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,779
   UH, YEAH. DON'T...FEED...    

383
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,381
           THE TROLL.           

384
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,783
       ( evil laughter )        

385
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:57,855
  JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE,        
  YOU DUM-DUM!                  

386
00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:58,889
 Cashmere: NO!                  

387
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,592
      GIVE HIM NONE!            

388
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,962
   DON'T YOU SEE, MY FRIENDS?   

389
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:08,299
    WE ARE PROUD AND BRAVE      
          AND STRONG.           

390
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:12,036
      WE ARE GOOD PEOPLE        
       WITH GOOD HEARTS.        

391
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:15,273
   AND WE ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL     
        ON THE INSIDE.          

392
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:18,175
        WE KNOW THIS TO BE.     

393
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:21,912
 SO WHY SHOULD WE CARE          
 WHAT THIS SAD, PATHETIC,       

394
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:24,148
 PITIFUL CREATURE               
 THINKS OF US?                  

395
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:26,984
           YOU BELIEVE THAT     
           SCHMALTZY GARBAGE?   

396
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,486
      WHAT A BUNCH OF WUSSES!   

397
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,957
          ( groaning )          

398
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,925
        AND--AND BABIES!        

399
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:38,129
YEAH! YOU'RE SAPPY-WAPPY BABIES!

400
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,033
          ( groaning )          

401
00:21:42,035 --> 00:21:44,235
  YOUR ARMOR COULD USE A POLISH?

402
00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:46,270
   YOUR HAIR IS KINDA MESSY?    

403
00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:48,472
  YOU'RE TWO INCHES TOO SHORT!  

404
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:54,245
       YOUR MOTHER WEARS        
       COMBAT BOOOOOTS!         

405
00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:59,216
  ( all cheering )              

406
00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:06,957
      ( music, laughter )       

407
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,069
     HEY! YOU'RE ALL WIMPS!     

408
00:22:18,071 --> 00:22:19,904
       WITH TINY MUSCLES!       

409
00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:23,474
         YOU'RE WEAK,           
         AND YOUR FOOD          
         IS TERRIBLE!           

410
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:25,976
   I DIDN'T EVEN WANT IT ANYWAY!

411
00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:29,847
   HEY! PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE!

412
00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:33,351
                   OHH!         

413
00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:39,256
          ( grunting )          

414
00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:45,062
     ( shouting, grunting )     

415
00:22:53,605 --> 00:22:56,307
     ( grunting continues )     

