♪
♪ WANDER OVER YONDER
♪ WANDER, WANDER, OVER, OVER YONDER, YONDER ♪
♪ WANDER YONDER
♪ WANDER OVER YONDER
♪ WANDER, WANDER, OVER, OVER YONDER, YONDER ♪
♪ YONDER WANDER
♪ WANDER OVER YONDER
( evil laughter )
♪ WANDER OVER YONDER
♪ WANDER, WANDER, OVER, OVER YONDER, YONDER ♪
♪ WONDER YONDER
♪ WANDER OVER YONDER
( snoring, whistling )
♪
( snoring, whistling )
( sighs )
WHAT A VIEW.
( alarm blaring )
Computer ( over P.A. ): EMERGENCY BRIEFING!
ALL WATCHDOGS REPORT TO HALL B.
EMERGENCY BRIEFING! YES!
( screaming )
GUYS! WAKE UP!
( groans ) AW, COME ON, MAN. SHUT UP, WESTLEY.
IT'S PROBABLY ANOTHER DRILL.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
GUYS! COME ON!
( Watchdogs yawning )
IS MOOSE UP?! SOMEBODY WAKE UP MOOSE!
WAKE UP, MOOSE! ( groans )
GOOD ONE, MOOSE.
Westley: COME ON, GUYS. LET'S KEEP IT MOVING.
RANK AND FILE. LET-- ( groans )
UH, HEY, DOES ANYBODY HAVE A STEPSTOOL?
OKAY, YEAH, THAT'S PROB-- THAT'S WHAT I FIGURED.
WATCHDOGS! OUR SENSORS JUST DETECTED
TWO HIGH-PRIORITY TARGETS ON A NEARBY PLANETOID!
THESE TWO ARE NUMBER ONE
AND NUMBER TWO ON LORD HATER'S "MOST HATED" LIST.
THEY OPERATE AGAINST EVERYTHING LORD HATER STANDS FOR...
ALL IN THE NAME OF "HAVING FUN."
( growling ) FUN....
THEY'RE CUNNING, DEVIOUS TRICKSTERS.
SHIFTLESS, INDOLENT,
AND THEY DON'T SHOWER VERY OFTEN.
THEY ARE ENEMIES OF THE HATER EMPIRE,
AND THAT MAKES THEM YOUR ENEMIES.
ENEMIES! ( growls )
AND EVEN THOUGH, TECHNICALLY, WE ARE THE BAD GUYS,
THESE TWO ARE THE REAL BAD GUYS!
♪
BAD GUYS!
( groans )
IF WE CAN STOP THESE TWO,
THERE WILL FINALLY BE NO ONE TO STOP US FROM SPREADING FEAR
AND HATE THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!
( all chanting ) HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN!
Westley: BEST VILLAIN!
( chanting continues ) HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN! HATE'S GREAT!
( chanting stops ) BEST VILLAIN!
( groans )
( Westley groaning )
♪
GUYS! GUYS! ( groans )
( Westley yelling )
WOW! WANDER AND SYLVIA! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
WHAT AN EXCITING DAY!
( groaning )
( gun squeaks )
( grunting )
( groans )
OH, MAN, WHAT IF I CAPTURED THEM?
CAN YOU IMAGINE?
I BET I'D GET TO MEET LORD HATER HIMSELF.
YEAH. HE'D PROBABLY GIVE YOU A MEDAL OR SOMETHIN'.
( Watchdogs snickering )
A MEDAL! MY WHOLE LIFE...
WOULD BE...
COMPLETE.
♪ WESTLEY
♪ YOU'RE THE BEST-LEY
♪ IT'S THE MEDAL OF EVIL
( Watchdogs chanting ) WESTLEY! WESTLEY! WESTLEY!
( dreamily ) WOW...
( screaming )
( groaning )
( screaming )
( groans )
( Watchdogs chanting ) HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN!
HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN! ( Westley groaning )
( chanting continues )
( weakly ) HATE'S...GREAT.
BEST...VILLAIN.
( sighs )
THIS IS THE LIFE. HUH, PAL?
SURE IS,
ALTHOUGH THE WEATHER LOOKS TO BE CHANGIN' SOON.
( birds chirping ) ( Wander strumming banjo )
( loud, rhythmic thudding )
WATCHDOGS!
( Wander scatting )
( all yelling )
WAIT! GUYS!
LORD HATER! MEDAL!
( panting )
♪
( weapons zapping )
BOING BOING?
( Wander shouting ) WAH-HOO!
( all yelling )
( groaning )
HEY, GUYS! DON'T WORRY! I'M COMING!
OH, BOY. ( sighs )
OKAY. HERE WE GO.
HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN!
( groans, yells )
( all groaning and murmuring )
Peepers: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
OF ALL THE INCOMPETENT,
BUNGLING, INEPT,
AMATEURISH, BUSH-LEAGUE TROOPS IN THE UNIVERSE!
( Westley panting )
WAIT! YOU FORGOT...
( dejectedly ) ME.
AW. LOOK AT HIM THERE,
ALL SAD AND HELPLESS.
CAN WE KEEP HIM? PLEASE?
WHAT?! NO WAY!
WANDER, THAT AIN'T SOME LOST CRITTER.
THAT IS A WATCHDOG, A TRAINED KILLER, A--
COMMANDER PEEPERS!
SIR! THIS IS PRIVATE WESTLEY REPORTING IN!
( garbled radio transmission )
NO. N-NOT LESLIE.
WESTLEY, WITH A "W," AS IN "WANDER."
ANYWAY, YOU KIND OF, UM, LEFT ME BEHIND.
COULD YOU COME PICK ME UP?
( garbled radio transmission )
NO, SIR. I-I-I HAVEN'T CAPTURED WANDER AND SYLVIA.
THAT'S NOT THE ONLY REASON YOU'D COME BACK FOR ME, RIGHT? ( garbled radio transmission )
WELL, MAYBE BECAUSE I'M A GOOD SOLDIER AND YOU LIKE ME?
( Peepers laughing over radio )
SO, UH, JUST TO BE TOTALLY CLEAR,
I SHOULD N-NOT BE EXPECTING A PICKUP?
( Peepers laughing over radio )
( bird squawks )
( sighs )
WHAT'S THE PLAN?
JUST DO WHAT I DO.
OH, NO! A WATCHDOG!
HOW DREADFUL!
( sighs )
( flatly ) I HOPE HE DOES NOT TAKE US PRISONER
AND THEN USE US TO MAKE HATER COME AND RESCUE HIM.
THAT TRULY WOULD BE A DARK DAY FOR WANDER AND SYLVIA.
OKAY! REACH FOR THE SKY!
COMMANDER PEEPERS, SIR!
PRIVATE WESTLEY REPORTING IN!
AGAIN! ( garbled radio transmission )
WESTLEY. ( garbled radio transmission )
WE JUST TALKED, LIKE, TWO MINUTES AGO.
( garbled radio transmission ) NEVER MIND. I'M HAPPY TO REPORT
THAT I'VE CAPTURED WANDER AND SYLVIA.
( Peepers laughing over radio )
NO, I'M SERIOUS. I DID. I TOTALLY DID.
THEY'RE MY PRISONERS AND EVERYTHING.
( garbled radio transmission ) FLOPPY HAT,
BIG, GOOFY GRIN, AND A DUMPY, GRUMPY ZBORNAK.
"DUMPY"? POOR LITTLE FELLA.
HE'D NEVER MAKE IT OUT HERE ALL BY HIS LONESOME,
ESPECIALLY WITH THE WEATHER CHANGING REAL SOON.
( squeaks )
WEATHER? WHAT DOES WEATHER HAVE TO DO--
BOOP.
( whinnies ) Westley: YES, SIR.
I PROMISE YOU I HAVE THEM.
( garbled radio transmission ) THANK YOU, SIR.
( garbled radio transmission ) GREAT. I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
OKAY, PRISONERS. WE HAVE TO MEET LORD HATER'S SHIP
ON THE TOP OF THAT MOUNTAIN TOMORROW MORNING.
TOMORROW? THERE?!
HE CAN'T JUST FLY TO MEET YOU RIGHT NOW?
HE'S VERY BUSY WITH IMPORTANT APPOINTMENTS, OKAY?
OTHERWISE, HE TOTALLY WOULD.
( gun hums ) NOW MARCH!
LOOK, HATER'S COMING TO GET HIM.
HE'LL BE FINE ON HIS OWN FOR ONE DAY.
LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
I SAID, "MARCH"!
( yelling )
Westley: I'M OKAY!
I-I ACTUALLY JUST SEEM TO BE STUCK
ON THE SAME BRANCH! JUST DON'T--
YOU'RE STILL MY PRISONERS, OKAY?!
( sighs ) I'LL GET THE FISHING POLE.
♪
ISN'T THIS THE MOST AMAZING
OF AMAZING DAYS, WESTLEY, OLD PAL?
( sighs )
I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS PLACE!
LOOK AT THAT CRAZY GUY... AND THAT THING. ( indistinct ) ALL ABOUT.
Wander: BET YOU DON'T GET A CHANCE TO SEE THIS KIND OF THING
VERY MUCH, DO YOU, WES?
Westley: STOP!
( rapid electronic beeping )
( bats chittering )
( device buzzing )
( beeping )
( buzzing )
( beeping )
OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!
YA KNOW, IF WE TAKE THAT PATH OVER THERE,
I BET WE'D GET TO SEE SOME INCREDIBLE THINGS.
COULD BE A LOT OF FUN...
( excited quavering )
( imitating retching )
( excited quavering )
( imitating retching )
I'M NOT HERE TO HAVE FUN.
I'M HERE TO CAPTURE MY ENEMIES,
A COUPLE OF REAL BAD GUYS,
FOR LORD HATER AND ALSO GET A MEDAL.
BESIDES, I DON'T NEED YOUR NATURE-LOVING WISDOM.
I HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE HATER EMPIRE IN MY HANDS,
AND IT SAYS WE GO LEFT.
( birds chirping )
LEFT.
REMIND ME WHY WE HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR THIS WHACK-A-DOODLE.
HEY, COME ON. THIS ISN'T YOURS.
( groans ) ( critter squeaking )
NICE TRY, NATURE!
BACKUP LOCATOR.
( monkey hooting )
HATER REGULATION 85--
ALWAYS CARRY AN EXTRA BACKUP.
THIS ONE HAS A HANDY WRIST STRAP.
( yelling )
♪
( Westley groaning )
( groaning )
( groans )
OUT OF THE WAY! I'M NOT A DOCTOR!
PULSE PULSING. HEART YEARNING.
BLOOD PRESSURE 2,000 OVER 13.
EYE, BEAUTIFUL. REFLEXES FLEXING.
STEP ASIDE. THIS MAN NEEDS C.P.R.!
GET OFF! I'M FINE!
I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP.
I WAS JUST HAVING FUN, IS ALL.
BUT IF YOU ASK ME, YOU COULD USE AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT.
THAT'S ENOUGH!
NOW MARCH! WE CAN'T KEEP HATER WAITING.
AH! AH!
THIS WAY.
( squeaking )
( sloshing ) HUH?!
AAH! ( yelling )
AW. MY LITTLE BITTY BLASTER.
HEY! COME ON! GIVE IT BACK!
( grunting )
( growls ) ( gun hums )
WAH!
( Westley panting )
( gun hums )
COME ON, WESTLEY!
YOU CAN DO IT!
( whimpering ) ALMOST THERE, BIG GUY.
AAH... Wander: GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.
OH, YOU'RE SO CLOSE.
( quavering )
ATTABOY! YAY!
OH, GOOD! YOU DID IT! ALL RIGHT!
YEAH! YOU DID IT!
( gun hums )
( insects chirping )
AW. YOU KNOW, HE'S--
HE'S ACTUALLY KINDA CUTE WHEN HE'S NOT--
( gun hums )
♪
WE MADE IT!
YES!
Sylvia: WESTLEY, WE SHOULD PROBABLY STICK TO THE TRAIL.
NOPE! SORRY!
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SO-CALLED FUN.
( growling )
( roaring )
( Westley screams )
( roaring )
( Westley screaming )
( creature roaring )
( yelling )
( yelling continues )
( yelling )
( Wander and Sylvia laughing ) HUH?
YA-HOO!
HUH?
( Wander and Sylvia laughing )
( Westley laughs )
Westley: CLIFF! CLIFF! CLIFF!
( creature roaring )
DO THAT AWESOME JUMPY THING.
THAT'LL STOP HIM! "STOP"?
O-KAY!
( brakes squealing )
( steam hisses )
WHOO! THAT WAS AMAZING!
( splashing )
HEY, MAN, THANKS FOR LEADING ME TO THIS RIVER.
THE OLD FIRE-MANE WAS FLARING UP AGAIN.
HAPPENS WHENEVER I GET TO THINKING ABOUT STUFF THAT MAKES ME ALL MAD.
I JUST--FOOM!
THEN I'M ALL "RAH!"
YOU KNOW? ( chuckling )
THAT OR WHEN I HAVE TOO MUCH DAIRY.
WELL, SEE YA.
Wander: WELL HOW ABOUT THAT?
SOMETIMES IT TURNS OUT YOUR ENEMY'S NOT SUCH A BAD GUY AFTER ALL.
NO! YOU THINK I CAN'T TELL WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
YOU'RE JUST BEING NICE TO ME BECAUSE YOU WANT ME TO BETRAY LORD HATER.
HE SAID YOU WERE CUNNING, DEVIOUS TRICKSTERS,
AND HE'S RIGHT. YOU ARE BAD GUYS.
WELL, TOUGH BANANAS. IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
"TOUGH BANANAS"?
WESTLEY, WE'RE HELPING YOU 'CAUSE YOU'RE OUR FRIEND.
WE LIKE YOU. RIGHT, SYLVIA?
HUH? OH, YEAH!
YEAH, YOU'RE A PRETTY OKAY GUY, YOU KNOW,
WHEN YOU'RE...ASLEEP.
OH, SURE. EVERYBODY'S FRIENDS.
YOU'RE MY FRIENDS. THAT FIRE LION WAS MY FRIEND.
THIS GIANT COBRA-BEAR IS MY FRIEND.
( cobra-bear hissing )
. NOT YOUR FRIEND. UH-UH.
( hissing )
( roaring )
( snoring )
Sylvia: THANK GOODNESS YOU DISCOVERED THAT COBRA-BEAR'S WEAKNESS.
Wander: I KNOW I CAN'T KEEP ANYTHING DOWN WHEN I'M BEING TICKLED.
WHA--I DON'T--
HUH?
Westley: I KNEW IT.
THEY WERE JUST WAITING UNTIL I WAS ASLEEP
SO THEY COULD TAKE MY BLASTER
AND DO WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF HORRIBLE THINGS.
( growling )
( groans )
( yelling )
( gun hums )
( yelling )
( gun hums )
( yelling ) ( gun hums )
( plucking )
( yelling ) ( gun hums )
( Wander strumming banjo ) ( gun hums )
( grunts ) ( gun hums )
( stomach growling )
( loud slurping ) ( gun hums )
AHH.
( continues strumming )
( gun hums )
( stomach growling )
OH. GOOD. SO GOOD.
MMM. ( continues munching )
( slurping loudly )
( wind whistling )
YOU WERE RIGHT, BUDDY.
WEATHER'S DEFINITELY CHANGING.
♪
( birds chirping )
( yawns )
HUH?
( sighs )
WHAT A VIEW.
YEAH.
MORNIN', PAL?
MORNIN'.
( slurping )
( yelling )
THIS BETTER BE WORTH IT, PEEPERS!
I HAD A BRUNCH TODAY!
I'M SORRY, SIR. I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS WORTH CHECKING OUT.
IF HE DOESN'T SHOW UP WITH WANDER AND SYLVIA
IN FIVE SECONDS, WE'RE LEAVING!
FIVE--HATER'S AWESOME-- FOUR--HATER'S AWESOME--
ALL RIGHT, LITTLE GUY. ENJOY YOUR LIFE OF EVIL AND NEFARIOUSNESS.
IT'S BEEN A BLAST, BUT WE ARE OUT OF HERE.
YA KNOW, THERE'S A VIEW UP AHEAD
THAT'S ABOUT A GAZILLION TIMES NICER THAN THIS ONE.
WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH US?
♪
TWO--HATER IS AWESOME!
ONE--HATER'S AWESOME!
I'M SORRY, SIR! I KNEW HE WASN'T WATCHDOG MATERIAL.
Peeper: I SHOULD NEVER HAVE EVEN SENT HIM ON THIS MISSION!
NO. I'M NOT COMING WITH YOU.
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!
( Watchdogs chanting ) WESTLEY! WESTLEY! WESTLEY! WESTLEY!
STUPID, UNPREDICTABLE WEATHER.
Lord Hater: PRIVATE WESTLEY,
TODAY, YOU HAVE MADE US ALL TRULY PROUD.
FOR YOUR TOTALLY EVIL DEED
OF CAPTURING WANDER AND SYLVIA,
I AM PROUD TO PRESENT YOU
THE OFFICIAL HATER MEDAL OF EVIL!
♪ IT'S THE MEDAL OF EVIL ♪
♪ YOU DESERVE--
NO LONGER WILL WANDER AND SYLVIA
BE FREE TO SPREAD THEIR DANGEROUS,
FUN-LOVING WAYS
THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY!
ACTUALLY--
( flatly ) HATE'S GREAT. BEST VILLAIN.
♪ HATE'S GREAT, BEST VILLAIN ♪
( all chanting ) WESTLEY! WESTLEY! WESTLEY!
( chanting continues ) ♪ WESTLEY
♪ YOU'RE THE BEST-LEY
( snoring and whistling )
( alarm blaring )
LORD HATER! WAKE UP!
( groaning, mumbling indistinctly )
Peepers: THERE'S BEEN AN EXPLOSION ON THE PRISON LEVEL!
WHAT?! W-WHAT HAPPENED?
WE'RE NOT SURE. I'M HAVING THE SECURITY FOOTAGE
FROM THE PAST HOUR UPLOADED NOW.
Lord Hater: OH, YES, THAT'S VERY GOOD.
A LOCKED CELL. NOTHING UNUSUAL HERE.
WHAT?! WANDER AND SYLVIA ESCAPED?!
SOUND THE ALARM!
OH, LOOK, IT'S WESTLEY! GET 'EM, WESTLEY!
YOU GOT THIS, LITTLE GUY!
YEAH! UH, BLAST 'EM, WESTLEY!
PEW! PEW!
( beeping )
WESTLEY, NO! WATCH OUT! THERE'S A BOMB!
Lord Hater: NO! NOT WESTLEY!
I'M GONNA--
( clears throat )
I'M GONNA NEED A MOMENT WITH THIS.
( sobbing )
WESTLEY...
( Lord Hater clears throat )
TODAY WE HONOR OUR BAD FRIEND WESTLEY.
WE DID NOT KNOW HIM LONG.
( whispering indistinctly ) ...three years.
WE KNEW HIM SEVERAL YEARS.
AND NEVER BEFORE
HAD A WATCHDOG DISPLAYED SUCH...
M-MALICE,
( voice breaking ) SUCH CONTEMPT...
SUCH...CRUELTY.
HE SINGLE-HANDEDLY
CAPTURED MY MOST HATED ENEMIES.
WE--
WE MAY NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM.
( choking up )
BUT WE WILL--
WE WILL ALWAYS-- ( clears throat )
KNOW... ( sobbing )
HE TRULY WA--
A BAD GUY!!!
( sobbing loudly )
DON'T LOOK AT ME! ( sobbing )
( door slams )
♪
YOU THINK WE GOT AWAY WITH IT? WELL, WE'RE STILL SITTING HERE,
AREN'T WE?
OF COURSE IT WORKED!
I'VE BEEN STUDYING HATER'S SHIP.
ALL HIS CAMERAS WILL SEE IS ME GETTING SUCKED OUT INTO SPACE
TRYING TO STOP YOU GUYS.
I'LL PROBABLY BE REMEMBERED AS A HERO
OR SOMETHING DUMB LIKE THAT.
♪ OH, WANDER
♪ OVER YONDER
♪ AND CHECK OUT THIS AND THAT ♪
♪ IF YOU WANDER OVER YONDER ♪
♪ BEST BE SURE TO WEAR YOUR HAT ♪
♪ ALL THE THING THAT YOU WILL SEE ♪
♪ AND YOU CERTAINLY WILL BE FREE ♪
♪ IF YOU WANDER OVER YONDER, JUST YOU AND ME ♪ AAH!
♪ IF THE DARKNESS COMES A-CREEPIN' ♪
♪ AND YOU'RE FEELING DOWN
♪ JUST WANDER OVER YONDER
♪ AND TURN YOUR LIFE AROUND
♪ OH, WANDER
♪ OVER YONDER
♪ BE SURE TO LEND A HAND
♪ ALL YOUR HELPFUL
♪ FRIENDLY GOOD DEEDS
♪ WILL SPREAD ACROSS THE LAND ♪
♪ ALL YOUR HELPFUL, FRIENDLY GOOD DEEDS ♪
♪ WILL SPREAD ACROSS THE LAND ♪
Westley: ♪ DOODDLEY DOOT DA DOOT DOOT ♪
WHOO! ( song ends )
♪ WESTLEY, YOU WERE THE BEST-LEY ♪ ( Lord Hater sobbing loudly )
♪ OUR NUMBER-ONE WATCHDOG
♪ WESTLEY, YOU WERE THE BEST-LEY ♪
♪ OUR NUMBER-ONE WATCHDOG
Peepers: THERE, THERE, SIR. WE'RE ALL GONNA MISS WESTLEY.
HUH?! I'M UPSET BECAUSE WANDER AND SYLVIA GOT AWAY AGAIN!
WHO'S WESTLEY?!
( Lord Hater sobbing loudly )