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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
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♪ Wander Over Yonder!
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
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♪ Wander Over Yonder!
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♪ Wander! Wander!
Over! Over! ♪
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♪ Yonder! Yonder!
Wander! Yonder! ♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
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♪ Wander
Over Yonder! ♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
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♪ Wander Over Yonder!
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
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♪ Wander Over Yonder!
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♪ Wander! Wander!
Over! Over! ♪
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♪ Yonder! Wander!
Yonder! Wander! ♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
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♪ Wander Over Yonder!
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( evil laugh )
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
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♪ Wander Over Yonder!
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
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♪ Wander Over Yonder!
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♪ Wander! Wander!
Over! Over! ♪
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♪ Yonder! Yonder!
Wander! Wander! ♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit
bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
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♪ Wander Over Yonder!
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Guhh.
There's got to be something
nice to say about this cold,
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drab, dreary,
and empty place.
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Hmm. "Though plain and simple,
this cute little planet
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has tons of potential
with room to grow!"
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( gasps )
You really think so?
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( giggles )
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You really think I'm cute?
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Also, it talks.
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Hello, planet, I'm Wander.
What's your name?
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Oh, um, I'm afraid
I don't know.
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I've never needed
a name before.
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I do believe I've always
liked the name Janet.
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Nice to meet you,
Planet Janet.
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Oh, and I'm ever so delighted
to meet you, Wander.
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Please forgive
my ghastly appearance.
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If I knew someone was coming,
I would have gussied up a bit.
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Though why would
I even bother,
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it's not like I've had
any visitors-- ever.
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Well, that is some
sort of shame.
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Those folks don't know
what they're missing!
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Oh, Wander.
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( giggles )
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I tell you
in all our travels,
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we've never once come
across a talking planet.
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We?
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Well, buddy, I have been
all over this cold, drab,
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dreary, and empty place
and all I can say is, bor-ing!
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Come on,
let's get out of here.
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Sylvia! Meet Janet.
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Janet, this is Sylvia,
my best pal.
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There isn't a mountain too high,
a valley too low,
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or a river too wide
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to keep apart a pair
of pals like she and I.
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JANET: Oh, it's very nice
to meet you, Sylvia.
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Talking planet, huh?
Crazy.
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Well, nice to meet you,
Janice!
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JANET: Wander,
wait, don't go!
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( rumbling )
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( gasps )
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Janet, this is amazing!
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Sylvia, come on in!
The water's wet!
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JANET: Oh, Wander, I do hope
you enjoyed your swim.
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Would you like
to spin dry?
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( Janet giggling )
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Wander, that tickles!
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Come on, Sylvia!
Just roll with it!
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( groans )
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Ahh. Janet, I don't know how
this day could get any better.
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( giggles )
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I do.
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( rumbling )
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( laughing )
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Sylvia...
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This-- Now--
Look! See!
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Uh, hey.
So, Janet,
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you think I could get
a boost, or something?
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JANET: Oh, uh, sure.
Of course.
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( rumbling )
I'm coming, Wander!
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Really?
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JANET: So, Wander,
what do you think?
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Janet, I have seen
a lot of sunsets in my travels.
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But yours takes the cake,
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the icing
and the cherry on top.
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Oh, Wander,
hearing you say
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that melts
my already molten core!
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Here, have another!
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Wow!
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And another!
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Amazing!
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And another!
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Incredible!
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Ooh, Sylvia!
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Have you ever seen
anything like it?
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No. No, I haven't.
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Ooh, Sylvia,
watch out for that bush.
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I think it's poison jivey.
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Of course it is.
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JANET: Oh, Wander,
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I can't tell you
how simply
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wonderful it's been
to have you here.
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You make me feel like
a newly formed celestial body.
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Today was like my
Big Bang all over again.
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Aw, thanks, Janet.
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We had fun today, too.
Right, Sylvia?
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Oh, is "fun" the word
we're settling on here?
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You know,
the fun doesn't have to end.
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You could...stay.
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That's a great idea!
We'll stay--
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Tonight!
We'll stay tonight.
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And then tomorrow,
we really have to go.
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Well.
That settles that then.
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( coughing )
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Thank you for giving me
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the greatest day
of my life, Wander.
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And don't forget Sylvia.
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Oh. I won't.
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( rumbling )
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Aaah.
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Morning, Wander. What do you say
we hit the-- ( gasps )
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Morning, Sylvia!
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What have you done
with Wander?!
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Oh, Wander's fine.
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He's right
where you left him--
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give or take a mountain.
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Listen, you oversized
chunk of carbon.
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There isn't a mountain
too high, a valley too low,
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or a river too wide
to keep apart a pair of pals
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like Wander and I.
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What a strangely
specific challenge.
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( rumbling )
I accept!
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Oh, let's see.
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Mountain high.
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( Sylvia screaming )
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Valley low.
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( screaming )
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What's next?
Oh, yes!
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Goodbye, Sylvia!
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( screaming )
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Good morning,
my wonderful Wander.
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Ahh. Morning, Janet.
Where's Sylvia?
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Oh, she went for a climb.
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And then a hike.
And then a swim.
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Who wants brekkies?
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Mmmmm!
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Pancakes!
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Well, aren't you the hostess
with the mostest.
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All for my guest
whom I love the best!
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I can't wait
for Sylvia to get back!
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If there's one thing
I know about Sylvia,
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it's that exercise
makes her hungry.
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If there are two things
I know about Sylvia,
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it's that she loves
having her snout scratched.
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If there's three things
I know about Sylvia--
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That's enough!
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There will be enough for Sylvia
when she gets back.
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Now, how about dessert?
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Y'all have pie
after breakfast?
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Wander, my darling,
as long as you stay here
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you can have
whatever you want.
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( laughing )
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( panting, coughing )
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Okay, that was--
that was almost too wide.
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Almost.
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That was delec-ticious.
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A combination of
delectable and delicious?
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Oh-ho-ho! I knew it!
We know each other so well!
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I haven't had a meal
that good since we camped out
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on Binglebop and Sylvia
made waffles.
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Speaking of Sylvia,
I need to walk off
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this breakfast belly.
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Maybe I'll go take a hike,
see if I can't find her.
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Go?
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Why would you need
to go anywhere?
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D-Do you like it?
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You like it, don't you?
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Tell me you like it! Please!
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SYLVIA: Wander!
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Sylvia?
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Ohh!
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JANET:
Just one second, Wubsy,
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I'll be right with you.
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Aaah!
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I gave you the chance
to leave in one piece!
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But you just wuv your
widdle Wander, huh?
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Well, now
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this...is...happening!
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( screaming )
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So long, Sylvia.
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It was so nice to eat you!
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( belching )
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Whoop! 'Scuse me!
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Uh, Janet, you are a lovely
planet, you really are,
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but Sylvia and I should
probably be on our way.
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Sylvia, Sylvia, Sylvia!
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You know what Sylvia did?
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She left!
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She would never!
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Yes! She left you here!
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And now it's just
you and me, Wander!
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Until the end...of...time!
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( rumbling )
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Sylvia!
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There isn't
a chasm deep enough.
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Come on, Wander,
let's orb!
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You are not
going anywhere
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with my
Wandy-Wubzy-Woo-Wooo!
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She's trapping us
in her orbit!
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If getting lava-balled
by a jealous planet is
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how we go out, buddy,
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well, I'm just glad
we're doing it together.
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I couldn't agree more.
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I love you, Sylvia.
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You too, Wander. You too!
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( Janet sobbing )
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What happened?
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Who the grop cares!
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Let's get out of here!
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( Janet crying )
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We gotta go back.
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What?!
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Are you crazy too?
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Hey, Janet.
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Hey.
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Sorry I got
a little weird.
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What? No!
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I was wrong to try
and force you to love me.
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All I ever wanted
was a friendship
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like you and Sylvia have.
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But I guess that's not
in the stars for me.
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Hello! I am Maurice,
your moon.
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Charmed.
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I don't mean
to be forward,
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but I find myself
very attracted to you--
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JANET: Oh, you!
( giggling )
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You, Janet, are my world.
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Should we say good-bye?
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No, let's let 'em
have their space.
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Oh Janet,
your southern hemisphere
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is so curvilinear!
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JANET: You keep talking like
that you're gonna melt
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my polar ice caps!
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PEEPERS: Ah, Flendar.
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Their fortress city
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protects them
from any invasion.
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Not!
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Lord Hater has attacked
our south gate
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when we least expected it!
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What a brilliant
and well coordinated invasion!
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( screaming )
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In my heart, I always knew
our planet would fall
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to the military genius
of the almighty Lord Hater.
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(soldiers chant)
Hate's great, best villain!
Hate's great, best villain!
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Your plan worked perfectly,
Commander Peepers!
259
00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:24,476
You are a capable
and worthy advisor.
260
00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:34,552
So that's just my little
pitch for the invasion today.
261
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,287
Thoughts, sir?
262
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:40,325
Sir?
263
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,560
Peepers,
264
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:45,463
truly your incompetence
knows no bounds.
265
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,665
Did you really think
I would approve of a plan
266
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,435
with such a glaring
and fundamental flaw?
267
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,004
Sir, I don't--
I was very--
268
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,439
Wander!
269
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,874
What are we going
to do about Wander?
270
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,642
'Cause the moment
we try to invade,
271
00:12:57,644 --> 00:13:00,445
that furry freak will
show up and play a song,
272
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,548
or have a picnic,
or challenge me to a contest,
273
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,450
and just ruin everything!
274
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,453
Sir, I know Wander
has caused us issues.
275
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,454
But the chances
of him showing up
276
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,722
every single place we go--
277
00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:13,424
Your plan is bad!
Deal with it!
278
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,727
We need
a completely new idea.
279
00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:18,296
Yeah. Something
fresh and edgy.
280
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,564
Something that really pops.
281
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,433
Something totally
Wander-proof.
282
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:23,568
Peepers!
283
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:24,936
Reserve a conference room!
284
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:27,505
It's time for...
285
00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:32,744
All right, Peepers.
286
00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:34,479
Wow me.
287
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,581
Okay, sir,
how about this?
288
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:37,715
We don't use the army.
289
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:38,983
We use...
290
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,386
Doom Dragons.
291
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,589
Air superiority!
292
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,491
Massive firepower!
293
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,092
They won't stand a chance!
294
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:49,727
LORD HATER: No!
295
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,362
If we attack
with Doom Dragons,
296
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:51,362
Wander's just gonna
show up and tame 'em
297
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:54,699
with the power of wuv
or something gross like that.
298
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,501
And now Wander has
an army of Doom Dragons.
299
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,036
Great work, Peepers.
300
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,539
Okay. That's fine.
301
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,575
We don't even go down
to the fortress.
302
00:14:03,577 --> 00:14:06,477
We'll just destroy them
with an electric laser!
303
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,580
Wham, bam, perfect plan!
304
00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:12,417
LORD HATER: Till
Wander takes its batteries.
305
00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:16,020
PEEPERS: We'll bring
back-up batteries.
306
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:16,020
LORD HATER:
He'll take those too!
307
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:19,057
PEEPERS: We'll bring lots
of back-up batteries!
308
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,558
LORD HATER: Peepers,
will you just think
309
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,461
for one second
before you talk, okay?
310
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:24,462
How could he even--
311
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,030
You're being such a--
312
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,701
Okay,
forget the direct approach.
313
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,470
We'll steal their princess,
force her to marry you.
314
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,405
( Wedding March plays )
315
00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:40,511
Then the entire planet
will rightfully be yours--
316
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,547
LORD HATER: Unless
that was simply Wander
317
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,883
disguised as the princess.
318
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,818
And now
I'm married to Wander.
319
00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:48,453
Is that want you
want, Peepers?
320
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:48,453
For me to marry the person
321
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:51,689
I hate the most
in the entire universe?
322
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,625
PEEPERS: Fine!
323
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:57,729
We'll steal the king!
324
00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:00,164
Without strong leadership,
325
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,567
Flendar will descend
into chaos!
326
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,569
( evil laugh )
327
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,937
LORD HATER:
Until Wander shows up
328
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,505
and teaches them
to be self-reliant
329
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,774
and live in perfect
equality and harmony.
330
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:11,609
And he'll also rescue
the king somehow.
331
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:14,746
I didn't want to
bring this up.
332
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,814
It's still very experimental.
333
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,120
The Planetary
Mind Combobulator!
334
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,888
Powered by
your own evil energies
335
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:26,124
it will let you
control the entire planet
336
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,493
with a single thought!
337
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,094
Huh?
338
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:37,802
Hmm.
339
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,504
No. Banjo.
340
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:40,772
Banjo?
341
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,040
Banjo.
342
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,775
Now, sir,
I've understood
343
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,810
some of yours
objections, but banjo?
344
00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,478
How could a banjo possibly--
345
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:47,478
The vibrational frequency
of Wander's banjo
346
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:51,916
will just happen to match
the frequency of the Mind
Comma-lom-bom-bulator--
347
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,518
PEEPERS: It's combobulator.
348
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,586
LORD HATER: Whatever.
Causing it to explode.
349
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:56,955
The Bob-call-you-later
will zap us,
350
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:58,523
and we'll wake up
in a fishing village,
351
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,758
no idea who we are
or how we got there.
352
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,628
We'll start over
as simple fishermen and...
353
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,829
life will be good.
354
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:07,465
That is,
until Rosa shows up.
355
00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:11,836
Our competition
for Rosa's affection
356
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:13,671
will destroy our partnership.
357
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,610
And she'll end up
with Ron the baker!
358
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:23,514
We'll both end up
sad old men,
359
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,650
wondering what might
have been.
360
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,186
Why couldn't you just
let me have her, Peepers?
361
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,621
Rosa and I would have been
so happy together!
362
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:31,889
( weeping )
363
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,061
Anyway, that's why your dumb
Comb-over-embulator won't work.
364
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:39,831
Can we please just--
365
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,165
What if we block out their sun?
366
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,035
Warmth-generating group hug!
367
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,572
Melt their ice caps?
368
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,273
Pool party planet!
369
00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:52,844
Destroy all their crops and
starve them into submission?
370
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,245
( zapping )
371
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,280
LORD HATER: Wander'll just
come along and hand out,
372
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:57,682
you know, uh...
373
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:58,716
BOB: Sandwiches?
374
00:16:58,718 --> 00:16:59,851
ALL: Yay!
375
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:00,852
Yeah! What Bob said.
376
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,620
Sandwiches!
377
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,322
I, uh, actually
just wanted lunch.
378
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,924
Ooh! Good idea!
Who's got menus?
379
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:09,627
Sir, we don't have time!
380
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,663
( casual chatter )
381
00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:21,939
Sorry, guess
they forgot yours.
382
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:27,645
HATER:
It's possible I was being
too negative before.
383
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,050
I need to be more
receptive to the ideas
384
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,718
of my subordinates.
385
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,053
So, tell me,
386
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:39,857
what do you ...guys think?
387
00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:42,693
Sharks but less dangerous.
388
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:43,895
Interesting.
Interesting.
389
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,630
Keep 'em coming, guys.
390
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,065
We take a cooking
class with them?
391
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,266
No bad ideas.
392
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,568
A really big
laser on the moon!
393
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,936
Hmm, sounds familiar.
394
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:53,204
Socks but for hands!
395
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,206
Gloves?
You mean gloves.
396
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,041
I'm putting down gloves.
397
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,576
I need to go
to the bathroom.
398
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,012
Not a pitch,
still writing it down.
399
00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:03,714
( all shouting
ideas at once )
400
00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:07,051
Sir!
This is getting us nowhere!
401
00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:16,094
I had a plan
for you this morning.
402
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,295
A good plan.
A solid plan.
403
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:20,131
A brilliant, fool-proof plan!
404
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,633
Can I pitch you
that plan one more time?
405
00:18:31,009 --> 00:18:33,010
Okay, we'll approach
the fortress from the south
406
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:34,612
with four platoons.
407
00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:36,347
LORD HATER:
But what if Wander
408
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,883
distracts them
with a silly dance?
409
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,051
And then Sylvia pulls
their pants down?
410
00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:44,989
PEEPERS: We'll just
give them tighter belts!
411
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,624
LORD HATER: What if she ties
their shoelaces together?
412
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,193
PEEPERS:
We don't have shoelaces.
413
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:51,362
LORD HATER: But what if Wander
disguises himself as me
414
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,997
and orders the Watchdogs
to stop the attack?
415
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,832
PEEPERS: We'll give them
an X-ray scanner.
416
00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:57,835
LORD HATER: What if
Wander throws a picnic
417
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,137
and invites the Watchdogs
418
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:01,339
and because his pie
is so good they all go?
419
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:01,339
PEEPERS:
We'll bring giant ants.
420
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:04,242
LORD HATER: What if he knows
a giant anteater?
421
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,343
PEEPERS: We'll bring
a giant anteater-eater!
422
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,344
LORD HATER:
What if he brings a--
423
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:07,411
PEEPERS: And so on!
424
00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:13,084
LORD HATER: What if
Wander challenges me
425
00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:14,652
to some carnival games?
426
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,355
Then you don't
play the games.
427
00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:24,061
LORD HATER: What if Wander
flies in at the last moment
428
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,429
and shoots a shrink ray
from his eyes
429
00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:27,265
that makes us all teeny tiny?
430
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:31,035
He can't do that!
431
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,337
Are you sure?
432
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,339
We'll bring a radioactive
power-absorbing crystal!
433
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,008
Just in case!
434
00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:48,853
Hate's great, best villain!
435
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,455
Hate's great, best villain!
436
00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:54,425
Hate's great, best villain!
437
00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:00,097
You know,
438
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:03,401
this just might work.
439
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,403
Really?
440
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,971
Yes.
441
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,440
Yes. Yes!
442
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:09,440
With this plan,
443
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:13,344
Flendar's defenses
will crumble before us!
444
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:17,448
Their puny pathetic planet
will soon belong to Lord...
445
00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:21,085
Lord...
446
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:22,286
Uh-oh.
447
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:23,454
Uh-oh?
448
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,489
Banjo.
Banjo?
449
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,094
♪ Banjo, Banjo
450
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,096
♪ Banjo, Banjo
451
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:33,965
♪ Banjo, Banjo
452
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:35,366
Banjo.
453
00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:38,369
How did that happen?!
454
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,204
It doesn't matter.
455
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:41,405
What's the point?
456
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,740
Whatever I do,
457
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,075
Wander's gonna find
a way to stop me.
458
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,109
Invasion off.
459
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:47,144
Everybody out.
460
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,954
Sir, you're forgetting
one thing.
461
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,956
Yeah? what's that?
462
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,225
You're Lord Hater!
463
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:01,225
The most powerful,
464
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:05,296
most evil villain
in the entire universe!
465
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:08,366
And while Wander may have
beaten you a few times
466
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,167
the Lord Hater
I know would never
467
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,169
let some little furry weirdo
get in his head.
468
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:15,072
He'd just keep conquering
planets and doing evil!
469
00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:24,348
And if Wander did show up...
470
00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:27,351
the Lord Hater I know
would just use his powers
471
00:21:27,353 --> 00:21:30,821
to blast him
into the next dimension!
472
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:33,357
( evil laugh )
473
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,929
Yes!
474
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,865
Peepers, you're right!
475
00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:42,300
I am awesome!
476
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:46,304
I can't let some do-gooder
in a dumb hat psych me out!
477
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,139
Oh, that's great, sir!
478
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,807
So, which plan
do you want to use?
479
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,175
What?
480
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:52,877
Oh, that one you had
in the beginning was fine
481
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:53,944
or whatever.
482
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:56,314
Let's do this!
483
00:21:56,316 --> 00:22:00,451
(chanting)
Hate's great, best villain!
484
00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:09,093
TOGETHER: Banjo.
485
00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:17,501
♪ Who is the universe's
486
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:20,538
♪ Loneliest evil-doer
487
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:24,008
♪ Oh, oh
488
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:28,412
♪ Lord Hater, Lord Hater
489
00:22:28,414 --> 00:22:33,284
♪ Whoa-ho-ho-ho,
ho-ho-ho-ho-ho ♪
490
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:35,853
LORD HATER: Rosa!