♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ ♪ Wander Over Yonder!
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! ♪
♪ Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Yonder! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ ♪ Wander Over Yonder!
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! ♪
♪ Yonder! Wander! Yonder! Wander! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ ♪ Wander Over Yonder!
♪ Do-do-do-do-do
Should we say hi? No.
What is he doing here?
Leave it! She'll be here, okay?
I totally did not get stood up.
And bring me a new candle. This one's stupid.
Poor Lord Hater.
Are you kidding? This is hilarious.
We got a fancy dinner and a show.
That serves him right for being such a jerk all the time.
( snoring )
Aw, maybe if someone gave him a chance,
he wouldn't be so darn evil.
And maybe we should mind our own beeswax.
So he got jilted. It's not the end of the world.
Hey, Peepers.
Yeah, the king of this stupid planet was totally lying.
His lame daughter was a no-show.
Whatever.
I'm gonna head back to the ship,
curl up with a pint of Fudgy Pudgy Vanilla
and blow this planet to kingdom come!
( alarm blaring )
Okay, so it is the end of this world.
Gasp!
This is a disaster! We got to find him a replacement date
or his self-esteem will drop dramatically!
Also, the planet will be doomed!
E-easier said than done, Wa-wa-wander.
Who in their right mind
would go on a date with Lord Hater?
I don't have to tip if I just had the bread, right?
Oh, no. I cannot believe that I,
a comely single gal, have been stood up.
I feel oh-so rejected and vulnerable.
Hold the countdown.
Things just got interesting.
Click.
You know, getting blown up doesn't seem that bad.
Come on, Syl.
The fate of the planet depends on your sparkling dinner conversation.
All you have to do is make him feel good and confident.
He's coming over. It's working!
It's really not.
Heaven must be missing an angel.
Because here I am.
Oh, brother. Oh!
Are you charming.
You have me at a disadvantage.
Obviously, everyone knows me,
Lord Hater, Hate's Great,
Best Villain.
And you are? Uh, I don't know.
Linguini...Von...
Breadstick.
Lynn for short.
Von.
Fancy.
Wait.
Don't I know you?
Nope.
I don't think so.
Aren't you...
the lucky lady
about to have the best night of her life?
And that's the top-secret origin
of the galaxy's greatest dictator.
Me, I'm really quite fascinating, don't you think?
Huh? Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.
Scusi, signorina. Maybe you like to order
something off-a the special menu?
Your lightning bolts are so pointy.
I know.
Can you believe I just roll out of bed this way?
Let's order, then you can tell me
more things you like about me.
( grumbles )
( guests complaining )
It's just dinner. It's just dinner.
So...
( speaking gibberish )
And then on Thursdays,
I blast my quads, delts, and quadriplexis.
( speaking gibberish )
And a third order of sliders, half rare,
half well done.
Oh, did you want something?
( grumbles )
( speaking gibberish )
Then the butcher says "Not on my dime!"
( guffaws )
( speaking gibberish )
Not on my dime!
( guffaws )
( speaking gibberish )
There is a pea touching my potato.
Do it again!
( whistling )
Fine!
Whatever it takes for this dinner to be over.
Yup. Dinner's over.
Now we can get on with the rest of the date.
Rest of...
( music playing )
Step right up.
Everyone's a winner when love is in the air.
Two, please. Hatey's first.
♪ Oh, tonight is going to be a night to remember ♪
It's just dinner and a carnival.
It's just dinner and a carnival. It's just dinner and a carnival.
♪ Tonight is going to be an evening ♪
♪ You never will forget
♪ Oh, tonight is going to be a night to remember ♪
♪ A night to remember
♪ Girl, you're gonna love me soon ♪
♪ If you love me, we'll ride, we'll romance ♪
♪ Oh, tonight is going to be a night to remember ♪
♪ A night to remember
♪ Girl, you're gonna love me soon ♪
♪ Even if you don't love me today ♪
♪ You're gonna love me soon
♪ Even if you don't love me yet ♪
♪ Oh, yeah
That was a night to remember.
No matter how hard I try to forget.
You know, Lynn, of all the many,
many women I've totally dated,
you're the most easily impressed.
I like that.
( crying )
Uh, Lord Hater. I'm not crying! You're crying!
I try so hard, you know.
But I have a big personality.
Gah, I'm such an idiot. You're so cool and I just...
want a girl to like me.
( groans )
( exclaiming loudly )
You know what? I don't even want to blow up this stupid planet anymore.
Well, thanks for the memorable night.
We'll do this again.
How about every night for the rest of our lives?
Oh, no.
Lynn, say yes.
The thought of spending even one second without you
makes me want to blow up
all the planets in the universe!
What do you say?
( gulping )
( siren blaring )
No pressure.
( playing rock version of "Here Comes The Bride" )
I always cry at these things.
It's just dinner and a carnival and a lifetime of misery.
Oops! Stupid heels.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered today
to marry this stunning vision of loveliness...
to some broad he met at a restaurant.
If anyone objects to the marriage of Lord Hater and Linguini Von Breadstick,
let them speak now or...
Stop!
I object.
I do declare, Lord Hater,
I am your number one fan.
I've pined for you from afar for ages,
always too afraid to approach.
Oh!
But now that I see you
in the arms of this cheap horse,
no offense, I must say fiddle dee dee to that
and say my piece.
Take me instead.
I got you into this mess, I'm gonna get you out.
By putting yourself into the mess?
It's not a perfect plan.
Ooh, hey. Awkward.
Ladies, there's no need to fight over me.
When you're the most dynamic overlord in the universe,
women are gonna throw themselves at your feet.
I'm Lord Hater.
Why should I settle for a "six" and a "four"
when there's a whole galaxy of "tens"
seeking the Lord Dater experience?
Listen, I've had a swell time,
but I forgot about this thing
I've got somewhere else.
You've been awesome. Keep in touch.
Phew! Planet L'Amouria is saved,
Hater's regained his confidence... And we're both still single.
I better have been the "six,"
or I'm gonna go back there and deck him.
Whoo! Free man!
Peepers, set a course for ladies.
Whoever we find has got to be better than those two.
You mean Sylvia and Wander in dresses?
What?
This is it, Wander!
This is where our wretched rivalry finally ends.
Peepers!
Activate the portal to the pit of perpetual pain.
( evil laugh )
Ooh, pretty!
It's not pretty!
It's a portal to the prison dimension
where I have banished my most despised enemies!
Say good-bye, Wander.
Hello.
No, not hello, good-bye.
Sylvia.
'Sup.
Get her!
Uh-oh.
This is bad!
Don't worry, Hater!
I'll save you.
This is worse!
Wander!
'Sup.
Oh, grop.
Ugh, smells like zombie armpits down here.
Zombie armpits.
Good name for a band.
Come in, Peepers,
you've got to get me out of here.
You have no idea how horrible this place is.
Man, I'd hate to be the guy
who has to stay here
for all eternity.
Peepers.
No, what the... Dude, what the...
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't be mean, we don't have to be mean.
Huh? Wander? That you?
What the heck are you doing here?
BOTH: Hey, it's Wander!
Hey, look who's back, boys.
Hurray, it's Wander!
Hey, where have you been, Wander?
You-- You know these guys?
Know him? He helped me start up my used bookstore.
He taught me how to whistle.
He helped me deal with my violent tendencies.
Man, oh man, fellas, it sure has been a while.
What the heck you all been up to?
Well, I was a small business owner...
until somebody destroyed my bookstore,
all because I told him his novel wasn't selling well.
So he threw me in here!
( growling )
Stop! I can't have some of my friends hurting my other friends.
Whoa, Hater is your friend?
Oh, yeah, he may be the ultimate evil and all,
but I know deep down inside--
No!
I totally hate this guy!
I mean totally hate!
I would never...
( growling )
want to be...
apart from a good friend like him.
Right back at you, buddy.
If you're friends,
prove it.
Best bud handshake?
Oh, yeah,
totally our "best bud bro" shake that we do, like,
all the time. Let's do it.
♪ Hit me high, hit me low ♪
♪ Make a turtle, man, he's slow ♪
♪ Right hand left, left hand right ♪
♪ Do a twirl, Outta sight! ♪
♪ Cookies in the oven, let 'em bake ♪
♪ And that's how you do the best buds shake ♪
Ta-da!
Okay, guess you are best buds.
But you best not be joshin'!
Yes, sure, no way, no joshin'.
Best buds.
Best...
Buds.
Agh, Lord Hater, no.
You are too powerful and awesome
and I'm all dumb and dying now. Agh!
Wah-ha-ha-ha.
Yes, Lord Hater, number one superstar.
( crunching )
( stomach rumbles )
( snarling )
Sorry, Hatey, bo-batey. I tried to rustle us up some grub.
But they got the last one.
Literally. So hopefully,
this will help manage those munchies.
You expect me to eat this...
( snarling )
...wonderful meal
you've prepared for me, oh, pal of mine.
( vomiting )
( shivering )
♪ Rise and shine, it's such a lovely morning ♪
♪ It's gonna be a perfect day ♪
♪ But if it should get rainy without warning ♪
♪ We'll still be best buds anyway ♪
♪ Happiness is all around us
♪ I sure hope this feeling never ends ♪
♪ We're best friends forever in all kinds of weather ♪
♪ Morning, noon and night
♪ Yeah, we'll always be together ♪
♪ Eternity is gonna be so awesome ♪
♪ 'Cause together we're the best of friends ♪
♪ Our friendship is like skipping through the flowers ♪
♪ Dancing and giggling with glee ♪
♪ So much better than my evil powers ♪
♪ Friendship makes my heart soar free ♪
♪ You can make my heart fill up with sunshine ♪
♪ And rainbows are just around the bend ♪
♪ We're best friends forever in all kinds of weather ♪
♪ Like kitty cats and puppies ♪
♪ We're birds of a feather
♪ Oh, something something
♪ Something something
♪ 'Cause forever we're the best of friends! ♪
( screaming )
Phew!
( shrieking )
♪ Something, something, best of friends ♪
( shrieking )
Move it, buddy, we got to go.
We're not safe out here.
Hey!
Buddy, little help?
♪ Oh, it's gonna be a perfect day ♪
Grab a buddy. Assemble the chain.
Huh? Whoa!
Hater, come on!
Grab your buddy!
Oh, no, he's too far.
You have to save him.
Being consumed by a sand snapper
is the most painful demise imaginable.
That good, huh?
Fine, grab my hand.
Grab my hand?
( sighs )
Buddy.
Whoa!
This place is amazing...ly horrible.
But at least I know there is good in you.
♪ 'Cause together we're the best of friends ♪
I am in a prison.
A prison of sunshine.
Finally! Way to go, Peepers.
Buddy?
No! I'm not your buddy!
I never was!
I was totally joshin'!
( guffaws )
Take me home!
Yes!
Uh, Peepers?
Hold on, buddy, I'm getting you out of there!
Oh, man, am I glad to see you, good buddy.
Wander, what are you doing?
He may not be my buddy, but I'm still his.
Ha-ha! See you never, you smelly--
Matter of fact, so are the rest of those guys.
They're all my buddies!
Uh-oh.
Later, Hate... buddy.
But I thought we were buds.
( crying )
Ah! I was kidding again.
(crying)