♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ ♪ Wander over yonder
♪ Wander wander over over yonder yonder wander yonder ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander over yonder
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander over yonder
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander over yonder
♪ Wander over, over yonder ♪
♪ Wander yonder wander yonder ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander over yonder
OUR TARGET, LORD HATER'S TOP SECRET RESEARCH FACILITY.
OUR MISSION, SNEAK IN AND DESTROY
HATER'S LATEST DIABOLICAL INVENTION,
THE HT-125-F, BEFORE HE CAN UTILIZE IT.
WHO ARE WE?
THE CRAZIEST RAG-TAG BAND OF REBELS IN THE GALAXY.
THE INSURGENT GENERALS!
GENERAL OUTRAGE.
I'M ALL ABOUT MISSION, MAYHEM, MANLINESS.
BRAINZ.
I COMPUTE OUR CHANCES OF SUCCESS TO BE...
TOTALLY AWESOME!
WILD CARD.
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN I'M GONNA RUTABAGA CANDY CORN.
CLIPPER. I'LL CLIP YOU.
SMASH & SASS.
HIII-YAAA! OH, NO, I DIDN'T!
AND THE LOVABLE WANDERING WANDERER, WANDER.
CAN I HELP YOU, SON?
SIR, SYLVIA, AKA SMASH & SASS.
FIRST DAY ON THE TEAM. HUGE FAN OF YOUR WORK.
REALLY APPRECIATE THE CALL TO TRY OUT.
YOU GETTIN' TO A POINT, SOLDIER?
LOOK, THIS LITTLE FUR BALL IS MY BEST PAL.
I KNOW HE SEEMS LIKE A SKINNY, CLUELESS WEAKLING.
BELIEVE ME, HE ALWAYS MANAGES TO GET THE JOB DONE
IN HIS OWN WEIRD LITTLE WAY.
( growls ) OKAY, SON, LISTEN UP.
WE'RE GONNA SNEAK IN THERE AND DESTROY
LORD HATER'S LATEST EVIL TECHNOLOGY,
THE DREADED HT-125-F.
( Wander yelling )
WE'RE GONNA DESTROY THE HT-125-F.
YOU'RE GONNA GUARD THE FRONT DOOR,
AND MAKE SURE NO ONE COMES IN.
IF HE FLINGS THIS UP,
IT'S ON YOU.
LOOK, I REALLY WANNA MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION ON THESE GUYS,
SO JUST FOCUS, AND IT SHOULDN'T BE HARD, OKAY?
AND REMEMBER, DON'T LET ANYONE IN.
I GOT THIS.
♪ I DON'T LET ANYONE IN ♪
♪ NO, NO, NO, DON'T LET ANYONE IN ♪
♪ DON'T LET ANYONE IN ♪
THANK YOU.
♪ DON'T LET ANYONE IN
OH, NO!!
SYLVIA.
WANDER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WHY AREN'T YOU GUARDING THE DOOR?
WELL, REMEMBER HOW YOU SAID DON'T LET ANYONE IN?
WELL, I SORT OF DID THAT THING.
WHAT?! OW!
SMASH & SASS, WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?
I-OKAY. GO, INSURGENTS.
I'M SORRY. WHAT SHOULD I DO?
FIND THE GUY, KNOCK HIM OUT,
SAY SOMETHING SASSY.
YOU KNOW, SMASH & SASS.
OKAY, OKAY. DON'T DO THAT.
JUST FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
WHERE ARE MY KEYS?
I KNOW I LEFT THEM SOMEWHERE.
EXCUSE ME, MR. SCIENTIST.
YOU... GO AWAY!
YOU GO AWAY FROM THIS BUILDING.
YOU GO AWAY NOW. SHOO!
WHO ARE YOU?
SYLVIA?
NIGHT JANITOR.
OH, I SEE. THEN WHO IS THAT?
SO HATER HIRED A NEWER, YOUNGER AND PRETTIER JANITOR, HUH?
WELL, YOU LISTEN TO ME, PAL.
I AIN'T GOIN' WITHOUT A FIGHT.
( screams )
WELL?
AH, YOU KNOW, I BET I LEFT MY KEYS IN THE LAB
WITH THE HT-125-F.
THE HT-125-F?! SYLVIA!
I THINK I SAW YOUR KEYS OUTSIDE.
OH, LOOK, HERE THEY ARE IN THIS BUSH.
NO, I HATE THAT BUSH.
I NEVER GO NEAR IT. I WILL GO SEARCH THE LAB.
WAIT!
WHAT YOU GOT HERE IS YOUR STANDARD
EVIL OVERLORD SECRET LAIR LOCK.
SEEN IT A MILLION TIMES.
THANK YOU.
I HOPE THIS HUG IS ACCEPTABLE COMPENSATION.
JUST LET ME USE YOUR RESTROOM,
AND WE'LL CALL IT EVEN.
WELL, I'M REALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO LET ANYBODY IN THE BUILDING.
OH, COME ON.
PLEASE. I'LL LEAVE AS SOON AS I'M DONE.
I PROMISE.
OH, RATS. OUT OF ORDER.
WELL, GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
NO. I PROMISED I'D LEAVE AS SOON AS I'M DONE,
AND A LOCKSMITH NEVER BREAKS A PROMISE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
DON'T WORRY, I GOT A BUDDY WHO CAN TOTALLY HANDLE THIS.
WAIT, NO!
IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT. GONNA BE HERE ALL NIGHT.
BETTER ORDER A PIZZA. WAIT, NO!
UM, SYLVIA?
WANDER, WHO ARE ALL THOSE PEOPLE?
I DON'T KNOW.
THEY KEEP COMING AND COMING, AND NEVER GOING. WHAT DO I DO?
GET THEM OUT OF HERE BEFORE THEY ACCIDENTALLY FIND US.
SMASH & SASS, EVERYTHING OKAY?
I-OKAY. GO, INSURGENTS.
BUT HOW?
I DON'T CARE HOW. JUST DO IT QUICKLY.
AND DO IT QUIETLY.
PLASMA LEAK!
TOTALLY DANGEROUS, POISONOUS.
SO EVERYBODY BETTER LEAVE NOW.
HEY, BUDDY, WHAT'S WRONG?
OH, NOTHING.
IT'S JUST THAT I REALLY NEED YOU ALL TO LEAVE
SO MY BEST FRIEND'S DREAM OF BEING A BIG TOP ACTION HERO
CAN COME TRUE.
NO BIGGIE, THOUGH.
SURE THING, LITTLE GUY.
OUR JOB IS TO PUT A STOP TO PLASMA LEAKS, NOT DREAMS.
COME ON, FELLAS.
PIPE'S ALL FIXED.
I PROMISE.
Both: BECAUSE A LOCKSMITH NEVER BREAKS A PROMISE.
SORRY ABOUT THE MESS. I GOT ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES.
PROBABLY WHY THEY REPLACED ME.
GOOD LUCK, PRETTY BOY.
WOWIE!
LOOK. THE HT-125-F.
WE NEED TO TURN OFF ITS PROTECTIVE SHIELD. BRAINZ!
DEACTIVATING THE FORCE FIELD BY PUTTING THE COMMAND KEY
INTO THE... TWO KEYHOLES?!
WE'RE MISSING A KEY.
WAIT. WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE GUARDING THE DOOR.
INTRUDERS.
( alarm blaring )
DON'T MOVE. LORD HATER WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
OH, NO, I DIDN'T.
SMASH & SASS.
HATER'LL BE HERE ANY SECOND,
AND HE'S GONNA TOTALLY CARPET SQUARE ARTICHOKE!
YOU SAID HE WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.
YOU LET HIM IN, HE LET THAT SCIENCE GUY IN,
AND NOW WE GOT HATER COMIN' TO COOK OUR KEISTERS.
BRINGING YOU ALONG WAS A MISTAKE.
IF WE MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE,
YOU'RE OFF THE TEAM.
GUYS, DON'T BLAME SYLVIA. BLAME ME.
I WAS A BIG DUMMY TO THINK
I COULD BE AS COOL OR HEROIC AS ANY OF YOU.
ESPECIALLY MY BEST FRIEND.
I'M NOT A HERO OR A TOUGH GUY.
I'M JUST A WORTHLESS WANDERING WANDERER, WANDER.
AND ALSO A JANITOR.
OH, HEY, THE SCIENTIST'S KEYS.
( gasps ) THE KEYS!
THE SECOND KEY FOR THE CODE BOX.
WANDER, GET OVER HERE.
LET'S BLOW THIS JOINT.
JUST A LITTLE SHORTER.
( beeping )
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
THERE'S ONE MORE MESS TO CLEAN UP.
WANDER, NO!
WOW, WAY TO GO...
INSURGENTS!
I GET GREAT ENJOYMENT WHEN A PLAN WORKS OUT ACCORDINGLY.
HATER MAY HAVE HAD AN EVIL PLAN,
AND NOW, BECAUSE OF THE BIG JOB WE PULLED OFF TODAY,
HE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO HEAT HIS HOT TUB.
WHOA, WHAT NOW?
HT-125-F HOT TUB.
HEAT IT TO 125 DEGREES FLARGENHATZ--
JUST THE WAY HATER LIKES IT.
YEAH, AND WHO KNOWS.
MAYBE HE'LL BE SO UPSET THAT HIS HOT TUB WON'T WORK
THAT HE WON'T TRY TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE
OR SOMETHING REALLY EVIL LIKE THAT.
( laughs ) POT HOLDER.
OKAY, NOW I KNOW YOU'RE CRAZY.
( groans )
HEY, CUT IT OUT. HE'S SENSITIVE.
WE DON'T WANT HATER MAD AT US.
HAVE YOU SEEN THAT GUY? HE'S SCARY.
INSURGENTS, HO!
SMASH & SASS, UP TOP.
YOU KNOW WHAT? THE NAME'S SYLVIA.
AND I'M ALREADY PART OF AN AWESOME TEAM.
SYLVIA, LOOK!
WHAT AM I LOOKIN' AT?
SEE IT NOW?
I SEE A MAN CHANGING A TIRE.
YEAH.
AND?
AND...
HE NEEDS HELP.
HELLO!
YOU THERE. I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE
YOU'RE HAVING SOME MECHANICAL ISSUES.
MY FRIEND AND I WERE TRAVELING ALONG
WHEN WE SPOTTED YOU, AND IT SEEMED LIKE, WELL,
MAYBE YOU COULD USE SOME HELP.
WELL, YOU KNOW, IT JUST SO HAPPENS
I REALLY, REALLY LIKE TO HELP.
SO WHEN WE SAW YOU HERE, I JUST COULDN'T RESIST.
PLEASE DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT A THING.
THERE IS NOTHING MORE IN THE WORLD
I WOULD RATHER DO THAN HELP.
HOW'D THAT GO?
OH, UH... HA. OKAY, I GUESS.
FUNNY THING, THOUGH. THAT GUY, HE--
DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP?
( snaps fingers) YEAH. HOW'D YOU GUESS?
STRANGE AS IT MAY SEEM, WANDER,
THERE'S A TIME TO HELP, AND THERE'S A TIME TO--
HELLO! HEY THERE!
HI, FRIEND. WHICH WAY YOU HEADED?
WHAT?
I SAID, WHICH WAY YOU HEADED?
YOU GOIN' UPWAYS, DOWNWAYS, SIDEWAYS,
NORTHWAYS, NORTH BY NORTHWESTWAYS?
WHY'D YOU ASK?
OH, THIS?
I WAS JUST GIVIN' YOU A THUMBS UP.
I REALLY LIKE YOUR HAT.
LIKE THOSE SHOES, TOO.
SO THEN, YOU'RE NOT...
IN NEED OF A RIDE?
A RIDE? OF COURSE I AM. BEEN WAITING HERE FOR HOURS.
HERE COMES MY RIDE NOW, RIGHT ON TIME.
IT'S LIKE I TOLD YOU, WANDER.
THERE'S A TIME TO HELP, AND A TIME TO NOT HELP.
( quiet screeching )
SYLVIA, DID YOU HEAR THAT? YEAH, I DID.
IT SOUNDED LIKE-- SCREE, SCREE, SCREE.
SCREE!
DON'T WORRY, LITTLE BIRDIE!
I'LL HELP YOU...
BIRDIE, WAIT.
BIRDIE, DO YOU NEED HELP FINDING THE WAY SOUTH?
HOW ABOUT WHICH WORMS TASTE GOOD?
NAME OF A GOOD DENTIST? ANY... THING?
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.
IT'S A GOOD THING NOT EVERYBODY NEEDS YOUR HELP ALL THE TIME.
WHY?
WELL, YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO SPRAIN YOUR HELP GLAND.
MY WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW. I JUST MADE IT UP. ( sighs )
I'M SORRY, WANDER. I WAS JUST TRYING TO--
NO, SYLVIA, YOU'RE RIGHT.
NOBODY NEEDS ANY HELP TODAY.
SO LET'S JUST RELAX AND ENJOY THE REST OF THE DAY.
EXACTLY.
HEY, LOOK, THERE'S A RELAXING LITTLE TOWN DOWN THERE.
A TOWN? I BET THERE'S LOTS OF PEOPLE THERE
WHO NEED HELP.
( sighs )
♪ MOPPIN' UP FLOORS, OPENIN' DOORS ♪
♪ THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' THAT I WOULDN'T DO ♪
♪ TO LIGHTEN YOUR LOAD
♪ SMOOTH OUT THE BUMP IN YOUR ROAD ♪
♪ MAYBE SORT YOUR SOCKS AND UNDERWEAR TOO ♪
♪ OH, H-E-L-P-E-R, I'M A HELPER ♪
♪ MEANS I LIKE TO HELP
♪ OH, I'M JUST AN ACCOMMODATIN' FELLA ♪
♪ LIFE IS HARD, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DO IT BY YOURSELF ♪
♪ PUT MY HAT IN THE MUD
♪ IF THAT'S WHAT I HAVE TO DO ♪
HEY, WANDER, YOU KNOW THIS TOWN IS ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL.
THERE'S A KILLER LEMONADE STAND ON THE NEXT CORNER.
OH, I SEE YOU FOUND THE FUDGE SHOP. ( slurping )
IT'S NOT FUDGE.
LOOK AT THIS PAIR OF SHADES I PICKED UP
AT THE SECOND-HAND SHOP DOWN THE STREET.
AREN'T THEY EVERYTHING?!
I GOT SOME FOR YOU, TOO.
OH, AND THERE WAS ALSO--
IT'S NOT FUDGE. IT'S MUD.
OH, YOU FOUND THE MUD PIE SHOP.
I LOVE MUD PIES. WE SHOULD--
NOT MUD PIES!!
JUST MUD. Woman: HELP!!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
HELP! OH, SOMEBODY, HELP ME!
I'LL HELP YOU.
HOWDY, MA'AM. Man: HOLD IT!
WOULD SOMEONE MIND EXPLAINING TO ME
JUST WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?!
( people muttering )
( muttering continues )
YOU MEAN...
( muttering stops )
All: THAT'S RIGHT! WE'RE MAKING A MOVIE.
UH... HELP.
( excited yell )
HOLD IT!
WHAT'S THAT GUY DOING ON SET?
( people muttering )
( gulps ) YOU MEAN...
THAT'S RIGHT.
WE'RE MAKING A MOVIE...
ABOUT MAKING A MOVIE.
( yells )
THERE YOU ARE, WANDER.
MAN, THERE IS A REALLY GREAT STREET MARKET
JUST DOWN THE... UH, STREET.
I PICKED UP THIS FESTIVE SCARF.
OH, AND CHECK THIS OUT.
WHOA. HOW ABOUT WE GRAB A BITE AND RELAX?
( Wander sighs heavily ) GOSH, YOU WERE RIGHT, SYL.
THERE'S NOTHING THAT A TRIPLE PICKLE CREAM PIE CAN'T SOLVE.
( slurping and chewing loudly )
I GUESS I DID GET A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY BACK THERE.
YOU THINK?
SOME DAYS, FOLKS DON'T NEED A-HELPIN'.
EXACTLY. I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE HATER IS GONNA SHOW UP
WITH HIS ARMY OF WATCHDOGS,
AND TRY TO TAKE OVER THE TOWN OR SOMETHING.
( slurping )
HATER. WATCHDOGS. TAKING OVER THE TOWN.
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
CHECK, PLEASE?
NO.
IT MEANS IT'S TIME TO HELP!
FEAR NOT, FOLKS. I GOT THIS.
( humming heroic tune )
SAVING THE DAY!
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED...
MICHELLE.
BECAUSE WE WOULD LIKE TO...
THREE, FOUR... OH, FORGET IT.
JUST LET ME HAVE 5,075 FRIVOLITY MEALS,
689 PIES, AND TWO DIET COLAS--
HOLD IT!
OKAY, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE HERE FOR, LORD HATER,
BUT, UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, I'M HERE TO HELP THESE PEOPLE,
SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO GET RIGHT BACK ON YOUR SHIP.
WHAT'S GOIN' ON OVER HERE, MICHELLE?
I'M NOT SURE, SIR. HE JUST HOPPED UP THERE AND, UH...
I'M SORRY, SON, BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU
TO COME DOWN FROM THERE RIGHT NOW.
WE'RE SIMPLY NOT INSURED FOR THAT KIND OF--
BUT HE'S GONNA TAKE OVER YOUR TOWN, AND I'M HERE TO HELP.
TAKE OVER? HE'S HERE TO TAKE OUT HIS LUNCH.
SORRY, MICHELLE.
NOW PLEASE COME DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE SOMEONE GETS HURT.
HIS LUNCH? THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.
OF COURSE IT'S POSSIBLE!
THESE GUYS HAVE THE BEST TRIPLE PICKLE PIES
IN THE UNIVERSE.
THANK YOU. WE TAKE GREAT PRIDE IN OUR PIES.
THANK YOU. COME AGAIN.
NOW, SON...
I GOTTA HELP!!
YOU, NEED YOUR NECKTIE STRAIGHTENED?
HOW ABOUT YOU? SHOELACES TIED?
YOUR GLASSES POLISHED?
CAN I HELP YOU CARRY YOUR ICE CREAM CONE?
I ONLY WANTED TO HELP.
( whispering )
WAKE UP, SON.
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
SON, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
SORRY ABOUT THE PIES.
THAT'S OKAY. WE CLEANED 'EM UP.
DID YOU NEED ANY... HELP?
NO, SON, WE TOOK CARE OF IT, BUT...
THERE IS ONE THING WE COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP WITH.
REALLY? WHAT IS IT? ANYTHING, ANYTHING!
WELL, THERE'S SOMEBODY WE NEED YOU
TO RUN OUT OF TOWN.
OF COURSE. WHERE IS HE?
SHOW HIM TO ME.
OH!
SO THIS IS THE GUY YOU WANT OUT OF TOWN.
I GET IT.
YOU DO?
LOOK, SON, WE ONLY...
I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THAT GUY IS OUT OF HERE
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
SO YOU'RE THE ONE THEY WANT RUN OUT OF TOWN.
( whip cracking )
SO THEY SAY. ( whip cracking )
WELL, LUCKY FOR THEM,
I'M HERE TO HELP.
HEY!
OH, YOU CAUGHT ME.
( all gasping )
I'M GOIN', I'M GOIN'!
AND STAY OUT!
( all cheering )
OOH!
SON?
THANKS.
HAPPY I COULD HELP.
THAT MAKES TWO OF US.
PASS THE MUSTARD.
DID THEY CHANGE THESE FRIES?
OH, SO GOOD.
OH, MAN, I AM MAKING SUCH A MESS.
HEY, PEEPERS, PASS ME SOME OF THOSE NAPKINS.
AH! OH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. MMM!
SO GOOD!