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♪ Wander over yonder
( slowly ) DON'T WORRY, MR. AND MRS. BRITTLE.
WE'LL HAVE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
MOVED IN NO TIME.
FOR SUCH TINY LITTLE FOLKS,
YOU SURE DO HAVE A TON OF STUFF.
WELL, HOPE YOU LOVE THE NEW PLACE, FOLKS.
REMEMBER, IT'S NOT JUST A HOUSE, IT'S A HOME. SYLVIA!
WE'RE NOT DONE YET.
SO MR. BRITTLE'S READING CHAIR.
I'M THINKING THIRD FLOOR STUDY.
( squeaking )
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THE EAST BEDROOM WOULD GET SOME GOOD SUN
DURING THE WINTRY MONTHS.
WANDER, IS IT JUST ME, OR HAVE OUR LATEST ADVENTURES
LACKED A CERTAIN ELEMENT OF, YA KNOW...
ADVENTURE?
I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU NEED, SYLVIA.
WE'LL BUST INTO HATER'S SHIP...
YEAH?
AND GIVE BARRY A BIRTHDAY CAKE!
BARRY?
ONE OF THE WATCHDOGS? TURNING 30?
HASN'T TOLD ANYBODY BUT HOPES THEY REMEMBER ANYWAY?
POOR BARRY.
( sighs ) LOOK, I'M ALL FOR HELPING.
I COULD JUST USE A LITTLE MORE...
I DON'T KNOW, ACTION.
( loud rumbling )
YOU!
- YOU. - YOU!
SURRENDER NOW, THIEF,
AND YOUR DEATH WILL BE SLIGHTLY LESS PAINFUL.
WAIT. YOU?!
DRAT. THESE WINDOW TREATMENTS ARE JUST ALL ASKEW.
FORTY-TWO.
( raucous coughing )
HUH? HUH? HM?
HUH?!
OH, MAN!
WELL, YOU AIN'T ANY LIGHTER.
AND THAT SADDLE OF YOURS SURE AIN'T ANY SOFTER.
GOOD THING I WAS AROUND TO SAVE THAT UGLY MUG OF YOURS.
LIKE I'VE EVER NEEDED HELP FROM YOUR CRAGGY OLD HIDE.
OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE FOREVER.
TAKES WAY MORE THAN SOME FLAB DRASSIT BLACK HOLE
TO TAKE ME DOWN.
WHY DIDN'T YOU LET ME KNOW
YOU WERE STILL ALIVE, YOU NARFIN' FROOD?
I TRIED, BUT FOR A TEN-FOOT TALL FLARF NARBLER,
YOU'RE MIGHTY HARD TO TRACK DOWN.
IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
( both laughing )
IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU, TOO.
OH, GROP. WANDER, I'M SO SORRY. I...
I GOTCHA, LITTLE GUY.
WANDER, THIS SORRY SON OF A STAR CHASER
IS MY OLD PARTNER. GOES BY THE NAME OF...
RYDER.
USED TO RIDE HER.
SO YOU REPLACED ME WITH A HAIRY CHICKEN LEG.
OH, COME ON, HE'S NOT THAT BAD.
LOOK, HE LIKES YOU.
ANY OLD FRIEND OF SYLVIA'S
IS A NEW FRIEND OF MINE.
SO WHY WAS HATER TRYING TO BLAST YOU INTO ATOMS?
PROBABLY JUST BECAUSE I STOLE THE KEY TO HIS
HIDDEN GALACTIC STORAGE STATION.
THE PLACE HE KEEPS ALL THE LOOT HE'S STOLEN
THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY? I THOUGHT THAT PLACE WAS A MYTH.
IT'S REAL, ALL RIGHT.
NOW THAT I GOT THE KEY,
I JUST GOTTA FIND THE LOCATION OF THE DARN THING.
OH, MAN, SOUNDS LIKE A REAL ADVENTURE.
SAY, SYLVIA, YOU'RE THE ROUGHEST, TOUGHEST,
PUNCHIEST PARTNER I EVER HAD.
YOU MAY JUST COME IN HANDY.
YOU UP FOR A RIP-ROARING,
ACTION-PACKED, TRANS-GALACTIC ADVENTURE
TO BREAK INTO HATER'S HIDDEN STORAGE STATION
TO STEAL THE MOST PRICELESS TREASURES
IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE?
RIP-ROARING? TOP SECRET?
ACTION-PACKED? COUNT ME IN!
RIGHT, WANDER?
I DON'T KNOW.
BREAK INTO? STEAL?
SOUNDS A BIT DISHONEST,
DON'T YOU THINK?
OH, YEAH. SORRY, RYDER.
SINCE YOU AND I SPLIT, WANDER AND I HAVE BEEN
FOCUSED ON HELPING OTHERS AND DOING GOOD.
NOT SURE THIS IS A JOB FOR US.
UH-UH, YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ME ON
A RIP-ROARING, ACTION-PACKED,
TRANS-GALACTIC ADVENTURE TO POLITELY CHECK IN ON
HATER'S HIDDEN STORAGE FACILITY
AND HELP RETURN THE UNIVERSE'S MOST PRICELESS TREASURES
TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS,
THUS MAKING THEM HAPPY?
POLITELY? HELPING?
MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY?
WHOO-HOO!
OH, SORRY. I'LL JUST...
( muttering )
SEE? ROOM FOR BOTH OF US.
( screaming )
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
I CAN USE THE EXERCISE!
WEASEL'S WATERING HOLE.
I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE IN YEARS.
BRINGS BACK MEMORIES, DON'T IT?
WORD IS, WEASEL KNOWS HOW TO FIND HATER'S HIDDEN STATION.
READY TO ASK HIM REAL NICE-LIKE IF HE WANTS TO HAND HIM OVER?
( knuckles cracking )
ASKING REAL NICE-LIKE IS MY SPECIALTY.
MIGHT I RECOMMEND STARTING WITH
A SMALL GIFT OR COOKIE BOUQUET?
WELL, WELL. TOGETHER AGAIN.
IT'S RYDER AND SYLVIA.
HOWDY DO!
AND, UH, WEIRD LITTLE FURRY GUY.
I HEAR YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HATER'S HIDDEN STATION.
INFORMATION LIKE THAT SURE WOULD FETCH A PRETTY PRICE.
FIGURED YOU MIGHT GIVE US A DISCOUNT,
FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE.
EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
YOU'D BE HELPING A CHARITABLE ENDEAVOR?
IT MIGHT BE TAX-DEDUCTIBLE.
WANDER, WHY DON'T YOU GO OUTSIDE
SEE IF SOME FOLKS NEED YOUR HELP OUT THERE?
OH, OKAY. SURE.
NOW, ABOUT THOSE COORDINATES.
RYDER, I FOUND SOME FOLKS TO HELP.
THAT'S GREAT, BUDDY.
IN FACT, THEY SAY THEY'RE FRIENDS OF YOURS.
THEY'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO SHOW UP WITH THAT KEY
TO HATER'S STATION THAT YOU PROMISED TO GET FOR THEM.
SO, NOW THAT YOU'RE ALL BACK TOGETHER,
YOU CAN GIVE 'EM THE KEY, JUST LIKE YOU PROMISED.
YEAH, RYDER.
JUST LIKE YOU PROMISED.
( gulp )
RYDER, YOU DOUBLE-CROSSED THE SCUZZ BUCKETS
FOR THAT THING?
NINETY-EIGHT.
YOU FLAB DRASSIT GLORF.
THAT SURE IS A FUNNY WAY TO GREET OLD FRIENDS.
AIN'T FORGOT HOW TO HOT-WIRE A CRUISER, HAVE YOU?
IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE, REMEMBER?
BESIDES, WE'LL BRING IT BACK. I PROMISE.
SPREAD OUT.
COVER ME.
WITH A BLASTER, FLAB DRASSIT.
YOU KNOW HOW TO USE ONE OF THESE, RIGHT?
ZAP, ZAP. ZAP, ZAP, ZAP! ZAP-ZAP, ZAP!
I'M SORRY. IS IT MORE OF A "PEW-PEW"
OR A "BZZ"?
ON THREE, WE POP UP AND RETURN FIRE
REAL FIRE, OKAY?
ONE, TWO...
EXCUSE ME, OPPONENTS.
WE WILL SOON BE RETURNING FIRE.
I SUGGEST DUCKING TO AVOID SERIOUS INJURY.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
ARE YOU... WE'RE TRYING TO INJURE THEM.
WHY WOULD WE WANNA DO THAT?
YOU STINKIN' GROFFLEZOP.
AND WE WILL RETURN YOUR SHIP UNDAMAGED,
ALONG WITH A FRESH FRUIT BASKET.
DO YOU PREFER HONEYDEW OR BINGLEBERRIES?
GOT THE KEY, GOT THE COORDINATES.
NOT HALF BAD FOR OUR FIRST ROUND BACK IN THE GAME.
YEAH!
WANDER, I'M GLAD YOU WANNA HELP,
BUT RYDER AND I USED TO DO THIS KIND OF THING
ALL THE TIME, SO...
MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE THIS TO THE PROFESSIONALS.
UH-OH. WE GOT COMPANY.
( evil laughter)
GRAB THE WHEEL SO I CAN BLAST THESE BOZOS.
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.
I WAS, UH, I WAS ACTUALLY TALKING TO RYDER.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS PRETTY OBVIOUS.
IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP?
YES, TOTALLY. JUST, UM... DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING.
Ryder: SURE HOPE YOUR AIM'S IMPROVED
SINCE THE SHADOW MOON OF LANDAU.
JUST TRY AND KEEP UP. ( laughs )
QUICK UPDATE: HAVE NOT PUT MY HANDS ON ANYTHING.
THE ENTIRE SHIP REMAINS REMARKABLY UNTOUCHED.
UH, RYDER, WE'RE HEADING TOWARD A WHOLE MESS OF STUFF.
Ryder: I KNOW. WE'RE GONNA CRASH RIGHT THROUGH IT.
AND USE THE DISTRACTION TO BLAST THE LAST OF THESE LOSERS.
NICE.
ALSO, IT'LL LOOK REALLY COOL.
BUT WHAT ABOUT-- NOT OUR PROBLEM, BUDDY.
I HAVE YOU NOW.
( screaming )
SORRY. PARDON. EXCUSE ME.
HUMBLEST APOLOGIES.
FRESH FRUIT.
FRESH FRUIT FOR SALE.
WHY AREN'T WE MOVING?
( Wander humming )
THERE YOU GO.
ONE CRATE OF BINGLEBERRIES, GOOD AS NEW.
WANDER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
I WAS JUST... THOUGHT I COULD HELP.
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A HIGH-SPEED CHASE HERE.
WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE RYDER?
( crashing )
( evil laughter )
HOW WE LOOKIN'?
NOT GOOD. WEAPONS ARE GONE,
SO'S THE ENGINE. ONLY SHELTER NEARBY...
IS THAT MOON.
THAT'S NO MOON.
THAT'S HATER'S GALACTIC STORAGE FACILITY.
Both: WE MADE IT!
WHAT DO YOU THINK? NUMBER NINE THOUSAND, SIX HUNDRED...
NINETY-NINE?
NEVER TRIED ONE OF THOSE BEFORE.
TO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT.
OKAY, I'M ON IT.
TINY QUESTION. WHAT DOES 9,699 MEAN?
GOT IT, CHIEF.
CAN I ADJUST THE VECTOR?
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
I CAN CHECK THE OIL.
JUST SIT DOWN!
THAT WAS...
AWESOME!!
NOTHIN' BETTER THAN A RIP-ROARIN' ADVENTURE,
EH, SYLVIA, OLD GIRL?
NOPE. NOTHIN'.
WOW, GUYS, THAT WAS AMAZING!
YOU TWO REALLY DO MAKE A PRETTY GOOD...
...TEAM.
NICE. WAIT, WHERE'S WANDER?
HM, I DON'T KNOW. I LOST TRACK OF HIM
AFTER THAT AWESOME SPACE CHASE.
AM I RIGHT, PARTNER?
WE SHOULD PROBABLY GO FIND HIM.
THAT LITTLE FREAKY FURBALL?
ALL HE'S DONE IS GET IN OUR WAY.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
BUT LET'S FINISH THE MISSION FIRST.
HATER'S MAIN TREASURE ROOM IS JUST AHEAD.
Sylvia: GOOD GROP!
WHOO-HOO!
I'M RICH! I'M SO RICH!
I'M GONNA BUY A BIG GALACTIC CRUISER,
AND A LITTLE ONE TO GO INSIDE THE BIG ONE. HA HA!
WAIT. YOU'RE RICH?
WHAT HAPPENED TO GIVING THIS STUFF BACK
TO THE PEOPLE HATER STOLE IT FROM?
PLEASE. YOU DIDN'T REALLY BELIEVE THAT, DID YOU?
( growling )
YOU DID?
THAT LITTLE WEIRDO IS TURNING YOU
ALL KINDS OF SOFT.
THANK GROP I CAME ALONG.
HEY, JUST 'CAUSE WANDER LIKES HELPING OUT
DOESN'T MAKE HIM SOFT. SURE, IT DOES.
WHILE HE'S OUT THERE GIVIN' OUT FREE HUGS OR SOMETHING,
WE'RE IN HERE WITH ALL THE TREASURE.
WE WIN!
( alarm blaring )
INTRUDER ALERT. INTRUDER ALERT.
NOT GOOD.
WHAT'LL IT BE?
NUMBER 19? NUMBER 46?
I'M THINKIN' NUMBER ONE.
AS IN, LOOKIN' OUT FOR.
SO LONG, SYL. TOLD YOU YOU'D COME IN HANDY.
WHOO-HOO!
NOT GOOD AT ALL.
NOW, WANDER, DON'T BE SELFISH.
IF SYLVIA WANTS TO HAVE HARDCORE, VIOLENT,
INCONSIDERATE SPACE ADVENTURES
WITH A GUY LIKE RYDER,
YOU GOTTA LET HER.
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER PARTNER...
SOMEONE STRONG, AND SMART.
AND BRAVE.
SOMEONE WHO, THOUGH THEY ACT ALL TOUGH,
HAS A CREAMY CENTER OF GOOEY GOODNESS.
AND WHEN YOU INEVITABLY GET YOURSELF
INTO TROUBLE IN SITUATIONS,
THEY'LL ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO GET YOU OUT,
NO MATTER HOW BAD THINGS SEEM.
LOOK, FELLA, HER AND THE LITTLE FURRY GUY
ARE WHO HATER REALLY WANT.
LET ME GO AND I'LL MAKE A DEAL WITH...
OH, I ALWAYS FORGET WHAT A JERK RYDER WAS,
AND WHAT A JERK HE MAKES ME.
I LET THE ONLY PARTNER WHO'S SEEN THE GOOD IN ME
JUST WANDER AWAY.
FLAB DRASSIT.
I'M SURE GONNA MISS THE GOOFY LITTLE GUY.
THE WAY HE'D MESS UP A PLAN JUST TO DO SOMETHING NICE.
AND HE'D ALWAYS FIND SOME CRAZY WAY TO GET OUT OF IT.
IT'S LIKE HE'S MAGIC.
LADY, I'M SORRY YOU LOST YOUR DOG OR WHATEVER,
BUT NOBODY CARES.
SYLVIA!
WANDER? WHAT, HOW, WHO?
REMEMBER THAT TIME ON KEE-TON 6
WHEN WE HELPED THE IMMENSAPEDE
FIND HIS MISSING CONTACT LENS?
TURNS OUT, THIS IS HIS COUSIN.
OH, SYLVIA,
I KNOW YOU AND RYDER ARE ALL TOUGH AND COOL,
AND I'M OFTEN NOT, BUT...
ARE YOU KIDDING?
YOU REMEMBER THE TIME YOU BUSTED INTO HATER'S SECRET STORAGE UNIT
ON A GIANT SPACE WORM JUST TO HELP YOUR BEST FRIEND?
THAT WAS PRETTY COOL.
WOULD YOU SAY US BEING FRIENDS
IS THE GREATEST ADVENTURE OF ALL?
NO, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WAY TOO SAPPY.
BUT I'M KINDA THINKIN' IT.
FREDERICK, THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE ADVICE.
IT TOTALLY WORKED.
WHY, THAT'S SPECTACULAR, WANDER.
REMEMBER, ACKNOWLEDGING YOUR DIFFERENCES
CAN OFTEN MAKE A RELATIONSHIP EVEN RICHER.
( roaring )
YOU KNOW, HE WAS GONNA EAT ME.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
OH, WANDER.
WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED?
SORRY ABOUT THE MESS.
BUT I WAS ASKING A SPACE WORM ABOUT FRIENDSHIP...
I DON'T CARE.
SEIZE THEM!
WHAT DO YA THINK? NUMBER 9,042?
NUMBER ELEVENTY-SEVEN?
JUST DO YOUR THING.
( gasps ) BARRY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BARRY!
DUDE, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?
YOU OUGHTA CELEBRATE YOU, BARRY.
YOU'RE THE MAN!
CAN'T KEEP STUFF SECRET, MAN.
STOP THEM!
YOU'RE EMBARRASSING BOTH ME AND YOURSELVES.
DREADFULLY SORRY, BUT I THINK I KNOCKED OVER
SOMETHING RATHER IMPORTANT DURING MY RAMPAGE.
IT SEEMS THE STATION WILL SOON BE, UH, WELL...
EXPLODED. CHEERIO!
BACK TO THE SHIP!
RUNAWAY! STOP HER!
WELL, TIME TO GO.
ONE MORE THING.
Hater: CURSE YOU, WANDER!
SYLVIA, I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK, OLD BUDDY, OLD PAL.
YOU'RE JUST LUCKY MY PARTNER MAKES ME A BETTER PERSON.
NO! MY TREASURE!
"AND WE WILL RETURN YOUR SHIP UNDAMAGED."
THAT OLD SHIP WAS ALL I HAD.
WHOO-HOO!
I COULD'VE BEEN SO RICH.
AW, FROOD IT. YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME,
RIGHTY, SYL?
SO WHAT'S NEXT? A GRIFT, A SCAM, GRAND THEFT SPACESHIP?
I ASKED WANDER TO COME, TOO.
I HAVE A HUSTLE THAT CAN USE THE LITTLE NERT MUNCHER.
SHE'LL BE BACK.
HELLO THERE.
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR HONESTY ISSUES.
NOOOO!
SO, PARTNER, WHAT IS NEXT?
HELP A MULTI-ARMED VETRUVIAN WITH A PESKY HANGNAIL?
FIND THE MISSING CORNER OF THE RUBIKIAN PUZZLE PLANET?
Hater: YOU DESTROYED ALL MY STUFF!
FOR THAT, YOU WILL PAY!
POSSIBLY WITH MONEY, BUT DEFINITELY WITH SUFFERING!
HOW'S ABOUT A LITTLE ADVENTURE?
HI-DY HO, SYLVIA. AWAY!
I HATE YOU SO MUCH, WANDER!
Wander: I LOVE YOU, TOO!
I HATE YOU SO MUCH, WANDER!
I LOVE YOU, TOO!
( evil laughter )