♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander Over Yonder! ♪ ♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander Over Yonder! ♪ ♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! ♪
♪ Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Yonder! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander Over Yonder! ♪ All right!
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander Over Yonder! ♪ ♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! ♪
♪ Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Yonder! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander Over Yonder! ♪
♪ Yip bi dit dit dit ♪
ANNOUNCER: Coming soon to a planet near you...
Lord Hater's "No Planets Left Behind,"
Boomapalooza!
The Galactic Destruction Tour.
[explosions]
12 planets in three weeks!
We'll show Lord Dominator he's not the only one
who can destroy a planet.
We're blowing them up!
Thanks to my-- I mean Lord Hater's--
most diabolical weapon yet--
the Disaster Blaster 5000!
Boomapalooza, The Galactic destruction Tour.
We're gonna rock their worlds!
Oh... yeah!
Come on, let me hear it.
You get to blow up a planet.
You get to blow up a planet!
You get a tee shirt!
You get a tee shirt.
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
[maniacal laughter] Whoa!
[imitating guitar licks]
Uh, what about w--
What did I say before the briefing?!
Nobody here is to ever use the "W" word again!
Or else... [ray gun powering up]
No, no, it's cool, Peepers, it's cool.
Look, as many of you may know,
I had a problem.
No, an obsession with... the "W" word.
I wasted a lot of time chasing a certain goofball
around the galaxy.
But I'm past that now
and ready to focus on the important things,
like...
[scatting]
Ruling the entire universe!
[chanting indistinctly]
Uh, running over, just gotta do something real quick.
You're up.
[scatting]
Wander and Sylvia, prepare to--
Oh, really? Like this?
What? What?
I just can't believe,
after our long relationship,
This is how you're gonna do it?
Huh?
When I pictured you destroying me,
it wasn't all quick and cheap in some cramped hallway.
It was special.
It was gonna be...
[shouting angrily]
This is exactly why I--
Let's just say, for the sake of argument,
how would you make your untimely doom more special?
Well, for starters,
location.
When you picture finally getting rid of us,
where do you see it happening?
Wait, are we doing a, you know, thing?
Wink. Wink!
I know just the place!
Oh, this is much doomier.
Right?
Okay, let's do this!
Ooh, are we really going with the axe?
What's wrong with axes?
Eh, a little old-fashioned, if you ask me.
Oh, yeah, none of the cool villains
are using axes these days.
But whatever makes you happy.
Ugh!
WANDER: Lava, huh?
Doesn't leave you with much of a souvenir.
Don't you want to mount our heads
on the wall or something?
Ugh!
Zap blaster! SYLVIA: Too quick.
Biter beetles.
WANDER: Heck of a mess to clean up.
Soul sucker!
Eh, doesn't really feel like us, you know?
[angry roar]
And while we're at it, is that really what you're gonna wear?
What's-- What's wrong with my cloak?
Nothing, but you wear it every day.
Don't you wanna look extra spiffy
for when you finally get rid of me?
LORD HATER: No, no, no, no, no.
Aha!
We're gonna need to see more.
♪ Gettin' ready for the big day ♪
♪ Dressed for success ♪
♪ I've been dreaming my whole life ♪
♪ About your untimely death ♪
♪ Gettin' ready for the big day ♪
♪ Gotta find a cloak that works ♪
♪ I might vaporize you electrify you ♪
Hey, isn't that just a--
♪ Either way it's gonna hurt ♪
Ooh, glittery! ♪ Big day ♪
All right. Lookin' good, feelin' bad!
No more Wander. Here we go! ♪ Big day ♪
Mood music.
[electronic music playing]
[dance music playing]
[Lord hater singing] ♪ I hate to say ♪
♪ That I love you ♪
I don't know what that's doing on there.
Stupid shuffle!
[dramatic music playing]
Okay, great. One, two, three, go!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
"One, two, three, go"?
That's all you're gonna say?
I thought this day meant something to you.
[angry shout]
This is exactly the type of annoying behavior
that makes me hate you so much!
Oh, you have no idea how I've dreamed of the moment
when I will finally be free of you!
It will be the sweetest, most beautiful--
Shut your mouth and put that passion on the paper!
...loathe your stupid, smiling face,
and where there was once three,
now there is only one.
[inhales deeply]
Hater, this is the most beautiful, horrible thing
I've ever read in my life
about my death.
We can't keep this private.
We ned to share this!
No, this is Perry, this is Larry.
And if we invite Barry, we have to invite Gary.
Then we might as well invite Jerry, Harry, Kerry,
and Sebastien--
Oh, heck, let's just invite 'em all!
We don't have enough room.
She's right. We need a bigger venue.
But I already paid a deposit.
To find a new spot this late is--
Look, you only get to destroy me once.
If we're gonna do this, let's do it right.
♪ Still gettin' ready for the big day ♪
♪ Gettin' everything just right ♪
♪ I can't wait to destroy your body tonight ♪
♪ Checking every detail twice ♪
♪ Making something out of ice ♪
♪ We only get to do this once let's have some fun ♪
♪ Still gettin' ready for the big day ♪
♪ Come on, take my hand ♪
♪ Yes I admit there's more to this ♪
♪ Than we'd initially planned ♪
♪ The decorations invitations ♪
♪ Gonna be one heck of a celebration ♪
♪ We get to do this once let's have some fun ♪
♪ Still gettin' ready for the big day ♪
Destruction of Wander?
Isn't that the guy he said he wasn't gonna chase no more?
Wait. Look!
Free cake?
Whoo-hoo! ALL: Free cake!
"Wander, I want...
"to destroy you more...
than life it--"
Lord Hater, sir. Aah!
Nothing. Nothing!
We're approaching the first stop
on the Galactic Destruction tour.
The wha-- Oh...right.
This is a huge moment for us, sir.
When that Disaster Blaster 5000 hits that first planet
and it explodes,
just know I'll be exploding as well.
With pride.
Real big day. Real big day.
[angry shout]
What a fool I've been!
Wander!
Heh, heh, Hater!
It's bad luck to see the victims before you destroy them.
You... You almost ruined our plans.
You made me put together this whole ceremony...
And we didn't even choose a method of destruction!
[gasps] What are we gonna do?
Don't worry, I know just the thing!
Okay, everybody, this is it.
Boomapalooza begins!
Eh... everybody?
Ugh, gotta do everything myself!
[system powers up, powers down]
The Disaster Blaster 5000!
What is going on?
Huh?
"You're invited to the destruction of...
Don't tell Peepers"?
Oh, no.
[rock music intro]
[gasping]
Aha!
Stop!
PEEPERS: Lord Hater, what are you doing?
I thought you were past all this.
I am. This is just a quickie destruction.
Or it, uh, was.
But we had plans.
We were going to spread evil throughout the galaxy together.
Doesn't that mean anything to you?
What do you think, buddy?
Time to jet? Leave?
But the ceremony's not done.
Wait, I thought we were doing a thing.
But the-- the wink! What about the wink?
It started as a wink,
but the ceremony turned out so nice.
Seems a shame not to go through with it.
I know, I know.
It was just so nice seeing Hater enjoy something for once.
It's okay, buddy. Even though you may seem
out of your mind sometimes,
your heart's always in the right place.
Aha!
I thought...
I thought what we had was special!
Peepers, you've made me realize two things.
One, you're absolutely right.
And two... I don't care!
Wander and Sylvia, prepare to-- Huh?
[Disaster Blaster powering up]
Oh, they were doing a thing.
[explosion]
♪ Dee di dee dee do do ♪
♪ Do do di di dit do ♪
SYLVIA: Well, that ceremony sure went off with a bang.
You think so?
Oh, buddy, it couldn't have gone any better.
[rooster crowing]
[both snoring]
Mi mi mi mi mi mi.
Mi mi mi mi mi.
[buzzing]
Ahh, good morning, you delightful new day.
Ohhh...
Ohm...
Stupid, dumb, lame, dumb.
Nobody cares about your trip.
Ugh, cats!
[laptop shatters]
[both sniffing]
Ooh! Ooh!
[humming, scatting]
[groaning]
One more time!
[continues humming, scatting]
[continues groaning]
Meow!
Uh, thank you, sir.
[toothbrush whirring]
[groaning]
[straining]
One... hundred.
One hundred.
[grunting, gasping]
[stomachs grumbling]
Sylvia.
[whispering] Sylvia.
Peepers!
I'm starving!
Sir, yes sir! Sorry, sir.
Yeah, buddy?
Would you like some delicious
and nutritious breakfast?
[yawns] Thanks, pal.
In a little bit.
Right now I could use about...
ten more minutes of sleep, okay?
No prob. I totally hear ya.
If my friend wants ten more minutes,
then ten minutes you'll get.
I'll just go and rustle up some grub...
[whispering indistinctly]
Whatever.
[stomach growling]
Patience, boy. patience.
Oh, sorry.
Bon appetit! Bon appetit!
[gasps]
Ecch! Bleh!
Ehh! Yech! Bleh!
Blecch!
[continues disgusted grunts]
Need some help, buddy?
No. No, no, no, no, no!
All your breakfasts are bad!
Get some more sleep.
Get out of my way.
I'll do it myself. I'll do it myself.
The kitchen is the other way, sir.
I got it. I got it!
[sighs]
"You are here."
Aah, this is so hard!
[upbeat music playing]
[screams] Whoops!
Oh, sorry.
I don't wanna hear it!
I did it! I did it!
I found the kitchen.
Yeah! Yeah!
Is there a button?
A secret word?
Open! Open!
Go, fridge, go!
Oh...
Gaa! It's so hard to get eggs!
Aah...
[both screaming]
[both sigh]
And now, toast.
Because I know how you like your toast.
Now, where am I going to find toast around...
[sighs]
[sniffing]
Mm-mmm. [electricity crackling]
Freshly baked.
No...problem...my... hungry...little...friends.
There's...plenty... for...every--
one.
No, no, no!
[sighs]
Juice, juice, juice.
Where's the stupid juice?
Found it!
Ah, half full! Ah, half empty!
And now...
[sniffing]
[groaning] Aw, poor Lord Hater.
Wonder if he's hungry.
[both sniffing]
Eww!
[animals growling]
Ooh, I'm so scared.
I'd better not steal this breakfast,
or I might get mauled by a squirrel.
Heh, stupid nature.
[screaming]
I mean... [indistinct]
Ow, get off, get off! Stop it!
Aah!
Silly goose, you brought a water glass,
not a juice glass.
Hmm... I feel like something's missing.
Aah...
Perfect.
And now... Dear Lord Hater
please enjoy this scrumptious breakfast
that I made for you.
Your friend, Wander.
Aah!
[groaning]
[yawning]
[sniffing]
Oh, thanks, pal. It was no problem.
No problem at all.
Oh, yeah!
[stomach growling]
Wait, you don't have any?
Here, buddy, you want some of mine?
No, no, no, no, no.
I'll find some food somehow.
Right now, I'm just happy that you're happy.
Always racking up the karma points, huh, Wander?
"Dear Lord Hater, please enjoy this scrumptious breakfast
as a token of our... friendship?"
[gags, gulps]
"P.S., the secret ingredient is love."
[gagging]
"P.P.S., if you eat this, we're best friends..."
[gagging]
"...forever"?
Aaaaah!
[both snoring]
BOTH: Oh, wait. get back here.
Sir, I really need you to stay put and keep out of--
Wait, where'd you go?
Okay. [both snoring]