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♪♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander over yonder ♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander over yonder ♪
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♪ Wander wander over over
yonder yonder wander yonder ♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
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♪ Wander over yonder ♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
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♪ Wander over yonder ♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
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♪ Wander over yonder ♪
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♪ Wander over,
over yonder ♪
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♪ Wander yonder
wander yonder ♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
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♪ Wander over yonder ♪
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( ferocious yell )
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Whoopsie. That is
one corker of a chipped tooth.
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How'd this happen?
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( muffled ) Fath frufid
str nfmd Wandfer
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hibbuh dabba toof Wandfer!
Wandfer! Wandfer!
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All righty. This should
help calm you down.
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You might feel
the teensiest
stinging sensation.
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There we go, there we go.
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Wander.
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Excuse me,
Mr. Hater.
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Can I get the name
of your emergency contact
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to come pick you up?
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Wander...
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Wakey, wakey, Hatey
no more toothache-y.
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( muffled )
I know you.
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What are you guys
doing here?
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We came to
pick you up.
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You listed us as
your emergency contact.
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What?!
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Well, if you're
my femergency frontact,
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then we must be
best friends.
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There's a slight chance
the sting of the painkillers
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has scrambled
his brain a bit.
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It should wear off,
but until then,
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it's important you see
that he gets home safe.
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I love you guys.
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Okay, this is weird.
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I know, I know.
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Hater's not actually
my best friend.
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That's just a gajillion volts
of electric squid talking.
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My mouth feels
like purple.
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- Exactly.
- And the smart thing to do
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- is get him safely
back to his ship.
- Yep.
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It's not like having
a day of fun with us
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would cause Hater
to realize
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that being a good guy
is way better
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than being a bad guy.
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- That would be crazy.
- I know.
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Maybe this bonding experience
would actually make us
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become best friends
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and we can hang out
and help people,
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and have our own
secret friend language,
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and people would be, like,
"What are they talking about?"
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What are you
talking about?
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And I could be, like,
Glee-bibble-glorp, Hatey!"
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and he'd be all,
"Slamdibble-doo, Wandey!"
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HATER: Hey!
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Quit your jibber-jabber
and let's go have some fun.
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Slamdibble-doo.
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( squealing )
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Sorry, Syl, but I'm
holdin' out hope for Hater.
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Sigh.
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BOTH: Friendship Day!
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( shrieking )
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It's Lord Hater.
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( all screaming )
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Games, prizes, people,
pizza, ice cream!
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I want a fudgy-pudgy blorp-berry
swirl with nuts
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and chocolate sprinkles
and rainbow sprinkles and nuts!
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And no skimpy scoops!
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My tooth!
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Too cold!
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Oh, it's okay, buddy.
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Hey, you wanna play
some games?
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( sniffles )
Uh-huh.
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( chuckling ) Ah, maybe today
won't be so bad after all
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And posted.
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HATER: Left. No, right.
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A little down.
Okay, go.
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Come on, come on.
Yeah!
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Ooh, scary skull ring.
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Look out. It's coming
to get you.
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I'm not afraid of that.
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( chuckles )
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I know it's
not really scary.
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Come on, pal!
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♪ ♪
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♪ Twisty slide, music,
arcade ♪
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♪ Cheesy dip, ice cream,
soda pop, corn on the cob ♪
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♪ We got it all
and Gelatinous Bob ♪
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( laughter )
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♪ ♪
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♪ We got it all
and Gelatinous Bob♪
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♪ We got it all
and Gelatinous Bob ♪♪
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Joey Protozoa.
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What's worse than finding
a space worm in your apple?
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I don't know,
Gelatinous Bob.
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What is worse than
finding a space worm
in your apple?
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Finding half
a space worm
in your apple.
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'Cause the other half
is probably devouring
your insides.
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( laughter )
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Whoa!
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That's the coolest thing
I've ever seen.
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Whoa!
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That's way better.
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Can you hear
my thoughts,
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my buddy from
a distant star?
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I'm not sure I even know
who you are.
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Look at me
like a kid out of school,
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hanging out with a fool.
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A fool who I think
is actually kinda cool.
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I don't think he knows
he's talkin' out loud.
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I'm countin' on it.
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Why am I starting
to drool?
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Okay, this has been fun,
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and more importantly,
hilarious.
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But we really
have to take him back.
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But he hasn't tried
to destroy us once all day.
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But who knows how long
his brains'll stay scrambled?
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You can't force him to be
something he's not.
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But what if this is
our chance to prove
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that deep, deep, deep,
deep, deep, deep, deep, deep,
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( voice deepens )
deep, deep, deep, deep down,
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Hater's an okay guy?
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( screaming )
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Because he's not.
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No! Bad Lord Hater.
Bad!
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( giggling )
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Thanks for the boost,
Mr. Hater.
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No problem, Olive.
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Good luck
on that spelling test.
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Oh, what is this warm
feeling inside?
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Is it heartburn?
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That's the feeling
you get
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from helpin' folks.
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Wow, I wanna help more.
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This day can't get
any weirder.
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One, two, three, four!
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♪ Yeah, Hater's on the sidewalk
helpin' Granny cross ♪
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♪ He's in a restaurant pulling
out a lady's seat ♪
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♪ Stop a train crash,
take out the trash ♪
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♪ Found a needle in
a haystack ♪
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♪ Scratch
an armadillo's back ♪
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♪ Raise a barn,
protect an egg ♪
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♪ Show an elderly man
how to email a jpeg ♪
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♪ Stop some crime,
solve a paradox in time ♪
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♪ Help me come up with, up, up
up, up, up, up, up, up, up ♪
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ALL: Rhyme!
♪ Thank you, friends ♪
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♪ Chaperone the prom,
calm a mom ♪
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♪ Lend a friend lip balm ♪
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♪ Then we spruce up
a theme song ♪
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♪ Here we go now ♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip,
Hater makes it better ♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip,
Hater makes it better ♪
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♪ Hater Hater,
makes it, makes it ♪
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♪ Makes it better ♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip,
Hater makes it better ♪
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PEEPERS: Lord Hater? Sir?
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Are you down there?
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What is that thing?
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It looks... familiar.
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It's nothing.
Look away!
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What should we do?
Run away!
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No, stay perfectly still.
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No, let's check him
for cavities
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so that dentist will
zap him so loopy
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that he'll stay nice
from now on.
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I don't wanna
go up there.
It's scary.
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I wanna stay and have
fun with my best friend,
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Sunshine Banjo Face.
( sighs )
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Oh, he must've been
zapped harder than we thought.
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Ooh, I know.
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All we have to do
is dishwash the tinkle kitten
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until the bandage
is impossible,
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and we're
floppin' crone scone.
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( sighs )
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No, we gotta
take you back.
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I wanna be your friend,
but not like this.
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True friendship
comes from the heart,
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not an electric squid
to the face.
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Come on, pal.
I had a fun day with you.
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But a true emergency contact
delivers his friend home safe.
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I know you don't
want to,
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but you gotta go.
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We'll be fine.
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It's over!
Go on. Get.
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Leave us alone!
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( whimpers )
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We don't wanna
hang out with you,
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ya big dummy!
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( sobs loudly )
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I just hope we rubbed
off on him a little bit.
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Good to have you back, sir.
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And just in time for
our full-scale invasion
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of Crystalline 7.
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( screaming )
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( gasps )
Invasion?
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That's not nice!
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PEEPERS:
Sir, what are you doing?
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Sir!!
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip,
Hater makes it better ♪
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Oh, thank goodness.
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It was all
just a bad dream.
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If only, sir.
If only.
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( groaning )
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Hangin' out
with a fool.
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A fool I think
is actually kinda cool.
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Why am I starting
to drool?
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Wander!!
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Frab-drassin' ham spangler.
I slept terribly.
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Anything I can do for you?
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( bones cracking )
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Nah. I got six or seven
cricks in my neck.
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It's like my pillow
was extra flat last night.
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Wander, something wrong?
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No, it's no big deal-io.
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He's back.
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- To the lab.
- The lab?
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It's not that big a deal.
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Pillows get flat
all the time.
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Exhibit A.
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A whoopee cushion?
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A message.
The calling card
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of the most villainous
villain to vex this
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or any other galaxy.
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( air escapes )
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Lord Hater?
Emperor Awesome?
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It's not Dominator,
is it?
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Worse.
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Someone from my past,
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someone who thinks he's good,
but is really bad.
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Good news is
we're gonna stop this bad guy
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from doing any more
bad things
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he thinks
are actually good.
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Since when do you
stop bad guys?
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Usually you sing a song
or play some silly game
to drive 'em nuts.
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( imitating Batman )
This is no game.
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What?
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( evil laugh )
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( alarm sounding )
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( sirens blaring )
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( makes whooshing sounds )
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What's the trouble?
Snatched statues?
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Ransacked rubies?
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Misappropriated
masterpieces?
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What? Oh, no.
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Someone just stole
the display pillows
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from our gemstone
exhibit.
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It's worse
than we thought.
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It is?
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00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,424
I mean, it is!
256
00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:18,530
I'm gonna need
full background checks
on all museum visitors.
257
00:13:18,532 --> 00:13:21,466
Get me names,
birthdays, favorite colors,
summer vacation plans.
258
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,768
According to the footage,
our pernicious pillow pilferer
259
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:26,538
- struck at
precisely 3:14.
- So?
260
00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:28,506
3.14 are the first
three digits
261
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,408
in the numerical
value for pi.
262
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,777
Pie is delicious,
which rhymes with wishes.
263
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:35,513
If wishes were fishes,
we'd all have enough to eat.
264
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,482
I know where he's
going to strike next.
265
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,584
- Quickly, old chum.
- Old chum?
266
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:54,098
Now I get it.
267
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:57,902
Emperor Awesome
is sabotaging all the pillows
268
00:13:57,904 --> 00:14:00,405
so he can throw
an evil slumber party...
269
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,640
and I don't get it.
270
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,844
You have a rather extensive
collection of feather
boas, do you not?
271
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,512
Where are they?
272
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,548
Feather boas are so out.
273
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,984
Now it's all about
actual boas.
274
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:15,920
I threw those ratty
feather ones away.
275
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Curses. Empty.
We're too late.
276
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,592
But he left a message.
277
00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:25,763
Wander, wait for me.
278
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:28,466
What's your hurry, becs?
279
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,068
Oh, gross.
280
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:40,812
( evil laughter)
281
00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:43,081
Despair, citizens of
Cluckon.
282
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:46,651
Your inevitable domination
is... gaaah!
283
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,586
Oh, gross!
284
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,522
Peepers, I can see
their nuggets.
285
00:14:57,796 --> 00:14:59,631
Ah, finally.
A villain I can
286
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,466
sink my fists into.
287
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,001
Not so fast.
288
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,136
Oh, come on.
It's Lord Hater.
289
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,772
He's like the definition
of bad guy.
290
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,607
( whooshing)
291
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,576
Go away!
292
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,578
And yet, he's small potatoes
in the baneful broth
293
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,481
of the real villain's
gumbo of repugnance.
294
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:17,982
Gumbo of...
Okay, that's it.
295
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:20,485
I am sick of
the grim and gritty routine,
296
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,553
and getting dragged
across the galaxy
297
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,122
for some missing
pillows,
298
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,990
frilly scarves
and plucked Cluckons.
299
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:28,126
It's not
that big a deal.
300
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,895
I'm not moving until you tell me
who we're up against.
301
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,632
Him.
302
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:35,934
Attention, galaxy.
303
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:39,671
My fowl plan
is almost complete.
304
00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:48,980
Prepare to face
the wrath of the mischievous
305
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:51,749
Dr. Screwball Jones.
306
00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:59,490
Now tremble in
eggs-cruciating terror
307
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:02,493
as my latest plot
leaves you shell-shocked.
308
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,530
Behold my fantabulously
fantabulous
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00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,465
tickle machine.
310
00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:11,502
This joker
is who you think
311
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,538
is the most dangerous
villain in the galaxy?
312
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:14,939
HATER: He what?
313
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:17,575
Of course. He stole
all those feathers
314
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,811
in order to create
a weapon that would
make everyone laugh,
315
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,547
thus forcing the universe
to be happy.
316
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,148
Isn't that like
your whole deal?
317
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,717
I only present
the positive path.
318
00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:27,852
I don't force you
to follow it.
319
00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:39,864
( giggling )
320
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,500
This is kinda fun,
in a baby way.
321
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,869
Okay, I get it.
322
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:49,574
( all laughing )
323
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,509
That's enough.
324
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,144
All right,
it's getting annoying.
325
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,912
Quit it.
( laughing )
326
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:58,282
Stop! Please
make it stop.
327
00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:00,918
This is the worst thing
that's ever happened...
328
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,954
( laughing )
329
00:17:09,661 --> 00:17:11,262
I guess this is
no laughing matter.
330
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,997
Get it, because of the...
331
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:14,298
Great. Now he's got me
doing it.
332
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:25,877
Hey, Chuckles.
I got a punchline for you.
333
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,745
Then you'll need a set-up.
334
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,747
What's worse than
a tickle machine?
335
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,315
Literally anything.
336
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:34,085
Wrong!
Two tickle machines.
337
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:38,022
Oh, please. Too bad
I'm not ticklish.
338
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:40,024
Except for
behind my knees.
339
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,793
( laughing )
340
00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:44,629
Holy somatosense, Wander.
This is awful.
341
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,798
He is a monster.
342
00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:53,037
Huh?
343
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:55,173
- WANDER: Knock, knock.
- JONES: Who's there?
344
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,341
- Orange.
- Orange who?
345
00:17:57,343 --> 00:18:00,244
Orange you glad
I didn't say banana?
346
00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:07,018
No need to split.
347
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:09,754
You might find this
a-peeling.
348
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,323
Get it? 'Cause you said
banana back there.
349
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,628
What's the matter?
Seeing stars?
350
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:20,598
Your noxious nightmare
is over, Dr. Jones.
351
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,600
Why do you continue
to resist me?
352
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,002
After all, we both want
to spread joy
353
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,904
throughout the universe.
354
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:37,815
♪ Hey there,
let's have some fun ♪
355
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,718
♪ Join my good-time gang ♪
356
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,020
♪ Just one question first ♪
357
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,356
♪ Rhubarb or meringue? ♪
358
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:48,392
♪ We'll make folks happy
through the land ♪
359
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:51,229
♪ Have them howling
on their knees ♪
360
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,397
♪ So, my little
orange friend ♪
361
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:57,101
♪ Lend a hand
if you please ♪
362
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,203
♪ Hey, don't look so shocked ♪
363
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:01,873
♪ Ain't it about the time ♪
364
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:07,678
♪ To let the pun
fit the crime? ♪
365
00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:11,382
♪ Screwball,
you try too hard ♪
366
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,651
♪ Dr. Screwball,
if you please ♪
367
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,653
♪ I've got an online PhD ♪
368
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,221
♪ Folks should be free
to find their own happiness ♪
369
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:18,656
♪ You can't force 'em
to have fun ♪
370
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,424
♪ Sure, I can.
Watch this! ♪
371
00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:23,294
Accordion!
372
00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:33,171
Banjo retort!
373
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:44,849
♪ Hey, you're pretty good ♪
374
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:47,018
♪ But I think
that we both know ♪
375
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:52,023
♪ It's time to let
my Sylvia go ♪
376
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:53,891
Never!
377
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,437
String break.
378
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,307
♪ Here's a joke ♪
379
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,142
♪ How are you just like
a lollipop stick? ♪
380
00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:12,910
♪ In the end, you're both
worn down ♪
381
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,345
♪ By the force of my licks ♪
382
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,881
Ha, ha, ha-ha!
383
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,183
♪ Ain't it a laugh,
ha ha ha ha ♪
384
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,319
♪ Looks like
the end of the line ♪
385
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,487
♪ So let ♪
386
00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:26,457
♪ The pun ♪
387
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:34,465
♪ Fit the... ♪
388
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,033
Crime.
389
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,969
( panting )
390
00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:40,204
Wait. I've got
one last pun for you.
391
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:41,505
Oh, oh, oh,
let me guess.
392
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:44,475
You're ending on
a sour note?
393
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,777
You snapped your C-sharp,
394
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,981
so now you'll B-flat?
Ha ha!
395
00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:51,482
How about...
396
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,451
who's laughing now?
397
00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:07,498
( hysterical laughter )
398
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,500
This isn't funny.
399
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,369
I mean, it's kind of
ironic, I guess.
400
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:14,472
( laughter continues )
401
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:18,943
Curse you, Wander!
402
00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:32,056
Boy, what a super day.
403
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,424
Buddy, from now on,
404
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:35,059
if you say
something's dangerous,
405
00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:36,994
I'll believe you,
406
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:39,997
even if that was
the stupidest danger
we've ever been in.
407
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:41,799
What just happened?
408
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:44,135
Well, sir, looks like,
once again, the day is saved,
409
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:46,370
thanks to Wander
and Sylvia.
410
00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:48,272
HATER: Meh.
411
00:21:49,941 --> 00:21:53,511
Now tremble in
eggs-cruciating terror...
412
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:54,812
That's good, good.
413
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,947
As my latest plot
leaves you...
414
00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:59,150
shell-shocked. Yeah.
415
00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:00,484
Oh, I am so good.
416
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:01,952
I am so good!
417
00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:04,422
Oh, this is gold!