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♪♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
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♪ Wander over yonder ♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit
bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
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♪ Wander over yonder ♪
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♪ Wander! Wander!
Over! Over! ♪
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♪ Yonder! Yonder!
Wander! Yonder! ♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit
bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
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♪ Wander Over Yonder! ♪
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( instrumental )
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( Lord Hater laughs )
♪ Yip bi di dit
bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
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♪ Wander over yonder ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit
bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
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♪ Wander over yonder
Wander! Wander! Over! Over!
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♪ Yonder! Yonder!
Wander! Yonder! ♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit
bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
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♪ Wander over yonder ♪
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♪ Do-do-do-do-do ♪
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( music over )
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( screaming )
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This... is...
nuts!
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WANDER:
Oooo, good idea!
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Squills love nuts!
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Excuse me, ma'am,
but would you happen
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to have any peanuts
that my companion and I
might use to entice
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your frightened
little one home
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and back into
the warm embrace
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of his lovin' family?
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( grunting )
Oh, there he goes!
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( lightning )
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( eerie music )
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I'll save you!
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Wander, no!
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I don't like the looks
of that cave!
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I know.
But if something horrible
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happens
to that little guy,
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( whispers )
I'd never forgive myself.
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But what if something
horrible happens to you?
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SYLVIA:
Wander. No. No.
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No!
Sorry. I love you.
( laughing )
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( sighing )
Love you too, buddy,
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but why is there
this part of you
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that always has
to do the wrong things
for the right reasons?!
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( Wander screaming )
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SYLVIA: Wander!
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WANDER: This is amazing!
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( sighs ) Oh,
thank Grop he's okay!
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I'm gonna throttle him!
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( squirrel chattering )
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Whoaa.
It's bee-yoo-tiful.
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Well, I'll be.
It's multiple me's!
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Howdy do to you!
I mean, me!
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That... is...
awesome!
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I know, right?
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What have
I asked you about?
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Runnin' off like that.
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Promise you
will never do that--
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( Wander cackling )
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Hey, what did I just say?
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( multiple Wanders cheering )
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( various Wanders )
This is amazing!
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Let's go!
Yeah!
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This is great!
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What is going on?!
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( yawning ) Hey,
keep it down out here,
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I'm trying to slee--
( snores )
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Wander!
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SYLVIA : Wander?
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Wander!
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What is going on?
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The indigenous crystals
have fractured the varying
facets of my persona
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and liberated them,
sending them traipsing over
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the countryside,
hither and yon'...
time is of the essence;
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if the personality fragments
are not reunited expeditiously,
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the original specimen
will disappear...
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Forever!
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( grimacing )
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( cash register clink )
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Okay, wait,
so if he's him,
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and he is him,
and you're him,
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then that means
that they're also him,
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but if I don't get them
and you and him back into him,
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then he won't
be him anymore?
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In an inarticulate garbled
manner of speaking...
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yes.
Thanks.
It's all I needed.
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Not so smart now,
are ya?
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( sobbing ) No!
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Is this the end
of overly dramatic
Wander?!
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And... scene.
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Yes!
You're gonna be okay, pal.
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Just gotta the rest
of yous back into you.
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Hey, pal!
Come here!
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No. No. No!
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( Wander laughing )
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Oh, I get it.
You're the one that always
runs off and does stuff
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even though
I tell you not to!
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Well, fine! Go!
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It's your fault
we're in this mess
in the first place.
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Wander's better off
without you. ( snorting )
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( Wanders cheering )
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( sighing )
That's a lot of Wanders.
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Four hundred twenty,
to be precise.
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There's Angry Wander.
Flabdrassit!
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Burping Wander.
( belches )
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Curious Wander.
Hey! What's that?
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Distracted Wander.
Easily-Impressed Wander.
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That's amazing!
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Zen Wander.
They who act in haste,
effort will they waste.
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The Dancing Wanders.
♪ Oh, plunkin', plunkin' ♪
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♪ That's what I do ♪
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♪ I pluck my banjo
And I sing you a tune ♪
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♪ I sing so sweetly
And it goes like this ♪
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♪ Bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
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Tree Hugger Wander.
Man, scope out that view.
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That's amazing!
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Hero Wander.
I'll save you!
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Blonde Wig Wander.
( screaming )
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I'll save you.
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That's amazing!
( laughing )
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Woohoo!
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( Wanders yelling
in excitement )
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SYLVIA: I can't do this!
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I love you.
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I love you.
I love you. I love you.
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Don't be all down
in the dumps.
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It's always sunny somewhere,
Sylvie, ol' girl.
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Sylvia, Sylvia, she's our man,
if she can't do it, no one can!
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Yeah? Maybe you're right.
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That's ama--
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( grunting )
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( disgruntled )
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Okay. Let's catch
some Wanders using
their traits as bait!
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That rhymed!
I love you.
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Oh, no!
You're a mess!
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Mess. Mess.
Did someone say mess?
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Clean up.
Clean it up now!
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Obsessy via Messy?
Check and check.
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That also rhymed!
I love you.
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Five down, 415 to go!
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SYLVIA: Tea time!
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Time for girls
to try on shoes
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and talk
about lady things.
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Two helpless females
all alone.
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I hope no bad guys
are nearby.
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( screaming )
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Help! Help!
Save me!
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I'll save yo--
Save it.
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I'm the hero now.
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( sniffing )
Smell that righteous grub.
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You're doing great.
I love you.
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Gosh, oh golly,
those Wanders over there
sure look sad.
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I love you all!
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And heeere's Wander!
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Wander?
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Come on, buddy.
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Please?
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What's wrong?
I put them all back in.
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Who did I forget?
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( Wander laughing )
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No. No. Not him.
He's the one that always
gets us into trouble.
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And he won't listen
to me anyway.
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If you don't accept
all of us,
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you accept none of us.
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Whoooaa.
That's deep, dude.
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He's just
gonna cause trouble
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and then
I don't wanna...
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( sighing )
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( grumbling )
Flabdrassin' Wanders,
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make me do the wrong things
for the right reasons.
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( Wander laughing )
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Hm. This one always does
whatever I tell him not to.
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Ding!
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Gotcha!
( struggling )
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Are we sure about this?
'Cause my life is pretty crazy
with this one in it.
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( sighs ) But it'll be
so much worse without you.
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Yeeee-haw!
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Wander?
Are-are you okay?
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I'm more than okay.
I'm perfect!
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Now come, trusty steed,
it's time to stop
that heartless evil-doer,
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Lord Hater,
once and for all!
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Hyah!
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Wait, what? Stop?
Yes. I am a good guy.
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And he is a bad guy.
And I stop him.
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No, no, no, no.
The Wander I know wants
to befriend Hater,
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not stop him.
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Wait. Why are all these
other Wanders still up there?
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Something's not right.
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Wander. That crystal
has no reflection.
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We're still missing
some part of you.
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That's okay.
I'm a lot better without it.
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Let's go go go.
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No.
I've learned my lesson.
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Every part
of you is important.
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The helper seeks to help
because he knows
what it is to be helpless.
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Hey, little guy,
it's okay. I won't hurt you.
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Come on.
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Home.
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Thanks, Syl.
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That was
the most important part.
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Whoo.
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I wouldn't want
someone else
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to go through
what I went through.
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Love that part of you,
buddy.
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Over? What do
you mean it's over?
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But I conquered you!
Your planet belongs to me.
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Belonged to you.
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Look, you really haven't
been around a lot lately,
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so we weren't even sure
if you were still
underruling us anymore,
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so we, like, uh, well,
we met someone else.
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Someone else? Who?
Is it Emperor Awesome?
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The black cube
of darkness?
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Dominator!
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It's a...
it's the, uh...
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Evil sandwich!
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That's right!
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It is I, Sourdough.
The evil sandwich.
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And I have seized control
of yet another one
of your planets,
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Lord Hater.
Oh, yeah?
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Well, I didn't even want
that stupid planet anyway.
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I got pleeenty of other
planets that are waay better.
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No, you don't!
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Have you checked the villain
leaderboard lately?
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Uh, yeah. I don't know
the exact number,
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but I'm like waaay
up there.
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Right, Peepers?
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Oh, the sandwich is right, sir.
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That was the last planet
we had control of
in this system,
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which knocks us completely off
the villain board.
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You're more
of a "ne'er-do-well"
than a villain.
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How bad are you at this?
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Wow, you can't even
do that right.
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How'd that work out
for ya?
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Sir. This is exactly
what I warned you about
in my report
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entitled "Oblique Strategies
for Successful Masters of Evil."
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I clearly stated
that the only to truly rule
the galaxy
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is through careful planning,
precise focus, and hard work.
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But, noooo.
You--
Me?!
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Don't tell me what
being evil is all about.
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It's about being all...
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( roaring )
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Scary bad guy stuff,
not, uh...
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blah blah meeting, staff,
business guy stuff...
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Wow. I can't believe
I never figured
this out before.
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The reason we've been
failing all this time
is because--
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You waste all our resources
trying to destroy
a happy-go-lucky do-gooder
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who just wants
to be your friend?
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Because you
and your boring plans
have been keeping me down,
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Civilian Peepers!
248
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,838
Uh, sir, with due respect,
it's Commander.
249
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,440
Not anymore.
You're fired.
250
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:37,849
( electric guitar )
251
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:46,357
Oh, this isn't happening.
This isn't happening. This--
252
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,393
( incredulous )
This isn't happening.
253
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:49,994
He'll realize
he made a mistake.
254
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,429
He needs me.
255
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:52,664
Peepers, I need you.
256
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,332
Of course, sir,
what can I do for you?
257
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:58,703
Before you GO,
how do I, like,
find planets to conquer?
258
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:01,840
Are they just sort
of around, or...
259
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:04,976
Check the intergalactic matrix
in the command console.
260
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,413
The red button
on the black thing.
261
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,515
Thanks! Man,
I'm so stoked
to be running things
262
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,083
without you getting
in my way all the time.
263
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,718
Anyway,
you're still fired! Adios.
264
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:16,988
( sad electric guitar )
265
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,456
( music ends )
Peepers, wait.
266
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:21,392
Yes?
You know those eyeball
guys I have?
267
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,494
How often do I need
to change their batteries?
268
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:26,497
They're not robots,
they're watch dogs.
269
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:30,401
Oh, they're dogs.
Huh. So I gotta walk
them then...
270
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,836
They're not dogs either,
they're--
271
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:35,540
Gotcha. Robot dogs...
feed them batteries.
272
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:35,540
Thanks, buddy. I owe ya.
273
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,409
Not enough to save
your job though.
274
00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:41,946
Peepers, wait.
What?
275
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:45,650
Look, I realize now
I may have been
a bit hasty before.
276
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:46,951
( gasps ) You do?
277
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,486
Yeah, I almost forgot
to ask you,
278
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,787
what's your
log-in password?
279
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,656
I need to erase you
from the system.
280
00:14:54,460 --> 00:15:00,798
Hater-and-Peepers-Forever.
That's H-8-R-N-P33P3RS
with "3" for the "e's", 4-E-V-R.
281
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,634
Delete that.
Delete that.
282
00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:04,669
Delete that.
Delete that.
Delete that.
283
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:07,005
Delete that.
Delete...
284
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:11,075
Actually, no.
These memories...
285
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,578
We've been through
a lot together,
haven't we?
286
00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:16,814
Yes, sir,
we sure have.
287
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:19,150
I'm having second thoughts.
288
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:21,552
Instead of deleting these,
could you just crop yourself
out of 'em? Cool.
289
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,821
Well, goodbye forever.
290
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:28,192
He'll see.
Wait'll he tries conquering
something without me.
291
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:31,863
( screaming )
♪ Meet the universe's
ultimate evil-doer
292
00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:34,699
♪ Hater! Hooray! ♪
293
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:38,436
Yeah!
♪ Who set the record
for galactic explosions ♪
294
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,673
♪ Hater! ♪
You got hated!
295
00:15:41,675 --> 00:15:46,444
( song continues )
296
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:50,715
♪ You better run! ♪
Booyah!
297
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:54,485
( explosion )
♪ Hater ♪
298
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:58,156
( evil laugh )
299
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:01,726
( nineties hip hop )
300
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,203
( Peepers sighing )
301
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:16,474
( sad music )
302
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:20,044
♪ It all went by so fast ♪
303
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:26,217
( Hater laughing )
♪ The conquests
and the glory ♪
304
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,957
♪ But now my time
here's passed ♪
305
00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:40,098
♪ And I've been shown
the door-y ♪
306
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:45,536
♪ I'm a commander
who's made his last command ♪
307
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:51,943
♪ I used to be
his right-hand man ♪
308
00:16:51,945 --> 00:16:58,549
♪ But a sandwich took our
planets and I got canned ♪
309
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:04,088
♪ A commander who's
made his last command ♪
310
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:08,526
TAXI DRIVER:
Where to, my friend?
311
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,594
PEEPERS: Just drive.
312
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:21,172
Who wants batteries?
313
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:24,842
Hater!
Well, well, well.
Sourdough.
314
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:28,046
I must admit,
it was a pleasure
to beat you.
315
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,714
Oh, I should've said,
"eat you ." Do over.
316
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,717
Wow. You're even bad
at sandwich puns.
317
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,653
Sad. ( screaming )
Why are you messing
with my planets?
318
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,289
Oh, do you
mean my planets?
319
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,858
The planets
that used to be yours
but are now totally mine
320
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,794
'cause I conquered 'em
because I'm awesome
and you're a dumb sandwich.
321
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:45,029
Those planets?
You're conquered.
322
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,697
Deal with it, pimento brain.
323
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:49,200
What?
You didn't conquer squat.
324
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:53,604
You just knocked off crowns,
planted flags,
and did stupid dances.
325
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:56,641
Uh, yeah.
I conquered them.
326
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:57,942
No. That's wrong.
327
00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:00,111
You've got to leave
a battalion behind.
328
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,813
Establish infrastructure.
329
00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:04,715
Don't you know anything
about being an evil ruler?
330
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,351
Uhhh...
Where's the angry
little smart guy?
331
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:09,754
The one who actually knows
what evil is all about.
332
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,722
I know what evil
is all about!
333
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,591
Prepare to become
a patty melt.
334
00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,669
Uh, finger slipped.
335
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,137
Fire!
336
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:31,275
Which one's
the shieldy thing?
337
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,777
( fire alarm going off )
338
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:41,352
How are you so bad
at this? I conquered
this entire quadrant.
339
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,688
And I'm a sandwich.
340
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,157
You're a powerful
electrical skeleton man!
341
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,225
Shut your buns!
342
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,626
( explosions )
343
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:54,665
Saline tester?
I could do that.
344
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,168
Hey, Peepers.
'Sup?
345
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,336
Sir?
346
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,673
Just one last question.
Not that I need your help.
347
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:06,978
But if someone got in a major
dog fight with a sandwich,
348
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,247
what would one do?
349
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,852
Oh. I thought
I was in your way.
350
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,154
Oh, you were.
Big time.
351
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,989
And I can handle this.
352
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,791
But I'm just going around,
getting second opinions.
353
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,961
I don't know.
Is there maybe something
you want to tell me first?
354
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,296
Maybe you wanna say you're--
355
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,265
Sorry? Nope.
Uh, can't think of anything.
356
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,332
( getting blasted )
357
00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:32,170
Hurry, Lord Hater,
apologize!
358
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,238
I don't wanna!
359
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,273
I'm waiting.
360
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,707
You want advice?
361
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,709
In old galaxy,
I work as villain.
362
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:39,710
Shut your face!
363
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,312
Peepers, come on!
364
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,080
What did
I ever do to you?
365
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,187
( security alarm )
( all screaming )
366
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,923
I'm sorry...
367
00:19:51,925 --> 00:19:53,324
You felt
I did something wrong.
368
00:19:55,761 --> 00:20:00,264
I'm sorry...
that you're such
a whiny over-sensitive baby!
369
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,866
No, no, no, no,
wait, please,
370
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,434
I can get this.
371
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:08,706
This was my bad
and I'm sooooor...
372
00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:14,712
I'm sorry.
I don't know why I'm having
such a hard time with this.
373
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:15,880
Close enough.
374
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,748
( alarm )
( all screaming )
375
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:20,851
Watch dogs!
376
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,820
We're pulling a reverse
Galaxon Phalanx maneuver
377
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,488
into an aggressive
Cropdust Wedge!
378
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:26,757
Eye Fighters, deploy!
379
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:29,827
( shooting )
380
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,862
( explosion )
381
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,898
PEEPERS: Shields, activate!
382
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:38,236
And with Sandwich's
whole armada focused on US...
383
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:41,772
he's left his planets
totally vulnerable!
384
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,908
( Peepers laughing )
385
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:54,185
Ooo, ooo. I wanna help.
What can I do?
386
00:20:54,187 --> 00:20:56,420
What you do best, sir.
387
00:20:56,422 --> 00:21:00,424
♪ Who is the universe's
ultimate evil-doer? ♪
( roaring )
388
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,859
♪ Hater! ♪
389
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:05,196
Evil Sandwich!
You're toast!
390
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:09,166
Ahhh!
391
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:13,771
♪ Yeah!
Evil's getting revenge... ♪
392
00:21:14,806 --> 00:21:16,474
( song continues )
393
00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:18,909
Now for the finishing touch.
394
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:25,216
EVIL SANDWICH:
Evil Sandwich....
395
00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:29,387
( nineties hip hop )
396
00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:35,159
ALIEN QUEEN: Hey, Hater.
397
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:37,228
So glad we're back together.
398
00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:40,164
It was so embarrassing
being ruled by a sandwich.
399
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,833
Well, I couldn't have
done it without...
400
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:46,237
me! If I hadn't fired Peepers,
this never would have happened.
401
00:21:46,239 --> 00:21:47,305
Oh.
402
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,377
( Peepers gasps )
403
00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:54,979
PEEPERS: Sir.
404
00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:59,250
Don't make me fire
you again.
405
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:06,123
♪ Commander Peepers ♪
406
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,426
Bleep bloop;
rules and planning;
407
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,928
strategy; no emotion;
does not compute;
408
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:14,598
servo shutting down;
nee nor--
409
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,301
( sighs )
( Peepers oils Hater )
410
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:19,970
System's operating
at peak efficiency.
411
00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:21,372
HATER: I am a giant nerd.