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♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ ♪ Wander over yonder ♪
♪ Wander wander over over yonder yonder wander yonder ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander over yonder ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander over yonder ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander over yonder ♪
♪ Wander over, over yonder ♪
♪ Wander yonder wander yonder ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander over yonder ♪
PEEPERS: Tomorrow is their Festival of Florkanalia,
which leaves their capital completely unguarded.
That's when we... ( screams )
- Suddenly... - ( growls )
- Not yet, sir. - Yeah, sorry.
Suddenly, a battalion of watchdogs...
"Hate's great, best villain, hate's great, best villain..."
led by Commander Peepers,
secure the city for the arrival of...
Now, sir.
Oh, yeah. ( growling )
And they will be all, "Ahhhhh!
Lord Hater is so terrifying!"
Arrggghhh!
And I'll be all, like,
Halt, you swine, and bow down to him!
He is your new ruler and you will do as he says,
because he is Lord Hater, the number one superstar in the galaxy!
Take that and that and that! Commander Peepers!
BOTH: Whoo!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then,
the prettiest girl in the galaxy comes in,
and she's all, "Oh, Hatey, you're so cool and powerful.
I wish I had millions of people screaming my name like you."
♪ Who is the universe's awesomest evil-doer? ♪
♪ Hater ♪
BOTH: Whoo!
( laughing )
( crash )
Whoa. This isn't the car wash.
Emperor Awesome, you're going to pay for this.
With money. Hope you got good insurance, buster.
And with pain!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Chill, man, chill.
It's just a little ding.
We can work this out, right, bro?
I thought you were cool.
You...
You think I'm...
Gettin' there, but dolls?
Not really a cool guy thing, bro.
They are strategic figurines
used for precisely plotting invasions.
And we were just making fun
of how lame it would be
to be a dork who still plays with toys.
Radical. Makin' fun of stuff is tight.
What do you say we forget all this,
and you tag along while I rage tonight.
I'm talkin' power.
I'm talkin' ladies.
I'm talkin' millions of people
screamin' your name.
- Lord Harry! - Hater.
Hater!
Wow, hangin' with you would really elevate my street cred...
I mean, yeah.
Sounds cool, I guess.
I can chill with that.
Sir, what about our plans?
What about 'em?
We'll finish when we get back.
Come on, buddy, let's...
...have you stay here
and keep planning the invasion without me.
Peace out.
Whoa!
Bro, being impressed is lame.
If you wanna be cool...
you gotta be impressive.
Whoa!
Which starts with looking awesome.
Thinkin' leather jacket for sure.
Definitely a hat. Fedora? Nah.
Visor? Almost.
Sideways flat brim? Yeah.
These line-y stripey shades are hot right now.
And there's nothing we can do about your face,
so let's hit the club!
I've gotta call Peepers. He's not gonna believe this.
Forget Mr. Insurance Claims.
Wouldn't you rather talk to her?
My pet's name is Captain Tim.
Face pretty.
You pretty face. Face pretty.
Doin' all right, bro?
Yeah, I'm bored, too.
After-party!
♪ Wicked awesome ♪
Oh, snap, roll down the window.
Hey, bros,
you lookin' to party?
Ha! Are we ever!
Too bad, suckers.
Yeah, suckers.
( both laughing )
♪ Awesome! ♪
Some people are just born dorks.
He'll be back.
I bet he's bored with Awesome and his phony popularity.
He'll probably call any second now.
Yep, any second.
This is the most fun ever!
How can he be so irresponsible?
He's out partying with that doofus
when we have a major invasion tomorrow.
What could be more important than that?
We put our faces on it!
( cell phone rings )
Come on, answer.
Where are you?
The fun has to be drying up by now.
Right?
Who is the universe's awesomest evil-doer?
ALL: Hater!
Yeah!
( sighs sadly )
What's the point?
It's done.
He's gone, moved on,
kicked old Peepers to the curb.
Probably doesn't even remember I exist.
But you know what? I'm glad.
Lord Hater never really cared about
conquering the universe in the first place.
He just wanted to be popular.
Well, that is fine by me.
I can handle this by myself,
'cause some of us still care about
things like galactic domination!
♪ Peepers ♪
( rooster crowing )
Dope. Tight.
Sweet. Sick.
You are a gentleman and a scholar, bro-rangutan.
Yeah, so... ( yawns )
Unless you've got some other super cool thing we can do,
I think I'm gonna hit it. We done here?
We could, uh, see who can eat pizza faster.
Or go to the comic store.
Oh, wait, let's tie glow sticks to our bikes and night ride.
What? Bro, we're not dorks.
We make fun of dorks, remember?
No, I got a plan.
I got a really good plan.
You are gonna love it.
( laughing )
- It's Lord Hater! - ( screaming )
You've got this, Peepers.
You've got this.
( screaming )
Attention, Flankar 5.
I hereby declare this planet under new rule!
Pretty cool invasion, huh?
Not as cool as makin' fun of this nerd is gonna be.
- Good call, Hatester. - Thanks.
Wait, what? No.
Bow down to your new master!
AWESOME: Oh, sorry. I can't bow that low, pip squeak.
So, dudes, are you really afraid of this runt?
( laughter )
Loser!
That guy couldn't hurt a fly.
- He's teensy-weensy. - Yeah, he's tiny.
Silence! I am your new ruler, and you will do as I say,
because I am Commander Peepers
of the Hater Empire.
Aw, ha ha. He's so cute.
( crowd jeering and laughing )
Hear that, nerd?
So just go back home and nerd out
with your nerd toys. Nerd!
Oh, yeah?
( derisive laughter )
I'm a nerd?
Well, that's fine.
'Cause nerds use their brains.
I set goals for myself,
and then, through education and hard work,
I figure out ways to achieve them.
Yes, but your goals are evil.
Shut your face! What have you got, Awesome?
Arm bands, a hot tub?
Ha! One day, you'll wake up and realize
all you've got is a bunch of ugly clothes,
no real friends, and as a villain,
you're a failure!
I'm sorry. You really made me think.
You dorks are good for one thing.
You make awesome punching bags.
Literally.
Nobody picks on Peepers but me!
I really do hope you have that insurance.
( ferocious yell )
Whoa, cool.
"Ah! No, Lord Hater, please spare me.
You're too cool and powerful.
I surrender."
And I was all, "That's what you get
for pickin' on my pal.
Commander Peepers"!
And then, Hater was all,
"Hey, maybe true friendship is better
than being cool and popular."
Get out of here!
Ah, the annual Tetsuon Jellyfish Migration
over the Statue of the Galactic Guru.
It's supposed to be one of the most beautiful sights
in the galaxy.
Okay, up early.
Just gotta make it a couple of blocks to...
...here. Oh, what could go wrong?
Oh, right. Wander!
Gasp!
Yeah, that is a real nice hunk of plastic junk.
But if you wanna see the real Statue of the Galactic Guru,
we should probably...
Bigger gasp!
You know, the actual jellyfish migration
might be more...
Biggest gasp possible!
Sigh.
( exclaiming )
( Wander screaming )
Can we please not stop for every little thing?
We're gonna be late-er than we already are.
Wander. Wander!
Wander, what are you looking at?
Kitties.
Sylvia, Sylvia, Sylvia. I want this.
Since when are you into souvenirs?
This is different. I need it.
Please, Sylvia.
Please, please, please, please, please, please,
pleeeeeaaaase?
This little thingamahoozit is great.
Oh, my gosh, Sylvia, look.
Kitty went into a sock and got stuck.
Yeah, that's nice, pal, but I don't do cute.
- Come on. - Sylvia.
Kitty is wearing little boots.
Sylvia, now it has milk all over its 'ittle face.
Sylvia, the kitty is dancing now!
Oh, babycakes, you really are the most amazing kitty
in the galaxy.
Tell me, what is so amazing
about cats being bad at stuff?
- ( wacky laughter ) - Wander?
Huh. Hey, look at that.
Whoa, I think that guy needs help.
Huh. Wow, thanks, kitty.
We'll be at the Statue of the Galactic Guru
in no time.
- ( horns honking ) - Wander, no!
SYLVIA: Hey, we're not supposed to be walking here.
Wander.
( screaming )
( laughing )
Wander!
( laughing ) Ooh!
Who's in the box? Youse in the box.
No! Wander!
Rassafrassin' thingamahoozit.
Rassafrassin' cat videos.
Rassafassin' thingamahoozit cat videos.
Oh, babycakes,
the predicaments you get yourself in.
SYLVIA: We're gonna miss the sunset.
Hold on, Wander!
Whoa! Hold on there, Scabby.
Wander, you missed the whole thing.
( catlike growling )
( hissing and meowing )
Man, what is with these videos anyway?
Meow.
Oh, no, I'd know those big gloopy eyes anywhere.
Lil Bits!
The most ruthless mercenary in the galaxy.
( meowing )
Oh, this is bad. Who else has seen these?
This just in. Breaking news.
Babycakes is the cutest kitty in the whole galaxy.
If you don't love this adorable cat
more than anything else in life,
you probably have no soul, and I want to destroy you.
I mean, just look at her 'ittle face.
Meow. Aw!
Show your love for Babycakes
by prostrating yourself before her
and giving her all your riches.
I know I will.
Babycakes!
Meow.
All right, Lil Bits, where are ya?
Not sure how I missed that.
( sneezes)
ALL: Awww!
Making these videos is so insulting
to my intelligence.
It will all be worth it
when the gawaxy is under my contwol.
No one can resist my cuteness.
( giggling )
Wong...
I mean, wrong!
( gasps ) Babycakes!
Well, if it isn't Wander and Sylvia.
This is working out even better than I planned.
Wunning scams...
Running scams seems stwange, seems strange
for a bounty huntah... hunter.
What's the angle, Bits?
I saw an opportunity, and I took it.
This is way more profitable.
And now, on top of all my wiches,
and gawaxy-wide domination,
I can also have my wevenge on the two of you.
We won't let you get away with this, will we, Wander...
Oh!
Babycakes, I love you.
That's wight, Wander.
Just give in, Sylvia,
and pwostrate yourself before me wike everybody else.
Sorry.
What?
I don't do cute.
Too wate. I've gone viwal.
Are you gonna beat up the gawaxy's favowite kitty
wive on camera?
( purring )
Aww!
No. No way is she gettin' away with this.
Okay, everybody, listen up.
I know you think this is the cutest kitty in the galaxy,
but she's really a greedy swindler
controlling all of you with these videos
- for her own profit. - ( all booing )
I mean it. You have to fight back.
Look away from the screens.
She's brainwashing you with her...
( laughing )
( laughter continues )
- Sylvia, are you okay? - I'm fine.
Wander, whatever you do, keep those cameras rolling.
Awww!
( laughing )
Aww!
( laughter )
( all chanting ) Sylvia, Sylvia, Sylvia, Sylvia, Sylvia!
Sylvia, you saved us.
I don't know from exactly what,
but you did it.
It was nothing, really.
Don't even... ow... mention it.
I'll get my wevenge on you, Wander and Sylvia.
You haven't seen the wast of me.
Do the one where you fell down!
Sylvia, Sylvia, Sylvia, Sylvia.
( chanting continues )
Hey, look at this video of a turtle eating a pancake.
Turtle, turtle, turtle, turtle, turtle...
I guess I missed the jellyfish migration, didn't I?
I really wanted to see that.
Maybe not.
It's even more beautiful than I thought it would be.
Let's post a selfie!
No, no more flab-drassin' useless gizmos--
Imaginary memory selfie!
( makes clicking sound )
SYLVIA: Oh, that's a keeper, all right.
AUDIENCE: Ooh!
Aaaah!
Oooh!
Aaah!