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♪ Wander over yonder ♪
SYLVIA: Wander!!
Sorry, Syl.
I was sure Hater recycled. What a shame.
It's gonna be a shame if we're flattened like... like...
- Like a piece of paper? - Yeah, sure. Whatever.
Now find something to get us out of here.
- Sylvia. - What?
- This is it! - Great.
- This will solve everything. - Awesome, buddy.
This is sure to get Dominator to like Lord Hater.
Wait, what now?
It's a love letter from Hater to Dominator.
I just knew it, Sylvia.
I knew he liked her. I knew, I knew, I knew!
Wander, focus. This is no time for getting gushy.
Help me find a way outta here.
Oh, sorry. 3-2-6-3-8-2-8.
Oh, I wonder what it says.
But I dare not open it,
for it is not addressed to me.
But I bet it's an elegant and eloquent list
of all of the things he finds so fascinating about her.
Oh, yeah, like how she heartlessly destroys everything in her path.
Well, yeah, she can be a bit of a pill,
but once we get Hater's letter to her,
she'll realize someone thinks she's special.
( kazoo fanfare )
Wander, why would you want to get
those two terrible terrors together?
♪ Daddy strummed hard ♪
♪ Mama strummed light ♪
♪ All the little babies kept the beat all right, ooh ♪
( shivering )
Ugh! Wander, this is one of those really, really bad ideas
that you're gonna do no matter what, right?
Sylvia, I know that this whole thing might seem a bit loony,
but I have to do it.
Love depends on it.
Okay, Sylvia, how do you distract Wander
from a crazy plan?
( train whistle blows )
Wander! Runaway train!
SYLVIA: Help! Someone please help me!
Don't worry, Sylvia. I'll save you.
Gotcha.
Ooh, wow. Thanks for that, buddy.
I really need to be more careful.
I'm just glad you're safe and sound.
And lucky for us, this station is the perfect place
to help get the letter to Dominator.
( kazoo fanfare )
Dominator bots.
If Wander finds out they're here,
he's sure to turn himself in to them
just to deliver that stupid letter.
Gotta do something.
Say, pal, what's the rush?
Why don't we grab a bite?
I am starved. ( blubbering )
Ah, that was amazing.
I gotta tell you, buddy,
after that, I am ready for...
( snoring )
No problem. You get your rest,
and I'll get back to playing...
( kazoo fanfare )
( blows raspberry )
Wander, no!
Uh, not so fast, space commuters,
for it is I, um, Something the So-and-So,
and, yeah, so I'm gonna be maybe doing some evil, perhaps.
Maybe. So, uh...
( sighs )
Conquer the galaxy. Yeah, um...
'cause that's a thing, right?
Enslave everyone, cackle, be all evil...
treasures steal...
Treasures... trains! The trains.
I am gonna do... something evil with the trains,
or, ya know, whatever.
Oh, no, Wander.
Not Something the So-and-So.
Maybe you should stop him.
It'll probably take hours. Drat!
Now we will never get that letter to Dominator.
Excuse me, Mr. So-and-So.
Normally, I would spend at least 11 minutes on this sort of thing,
but since love is compelling me toward another quest,
I'd just like to ask,
is this really what you want to do with your life?
Uh, yeah, I don't know. Probably not.
Seemed like a good idea.
So I don't know. Maybe not.
'Cause... yeah, sorry.
Thanks. Okay, bye. Sorry. Bye.
Sorry.
( kazoo fanfare )
Wander, look.
Let's go find a scary ghost monster.
It'll just turn out to be Old Man Jenkins in disguise.
Search for lost antiquities?
We'll just end up in a temple solving a bunch of riddles,
dodging poison darts and getting chased by a giant boulder,
just to find out that the greatest treasures
are friendship, which we already knew.
Okay. Then how about returning to places we've already enjoyed?
Old Shlooshy, the Museum of Giant Antiquities, Phunulon,
Shatterton, Ballzeria X, the Statue of the Galactic Guru.
Been there. Seen it. Loved it. Loved it!
Seen it. Been there.
Ye Olde Tiny Candlestick Makers.
What?
That sounds like...
And we're definitely going there after I get this letter to Dominator.
( kazoo fanfare )
Wander, look, a missing sock.
Is that baby lost?
What's in the box?
Who cares?
I sure could use a cold drink.
Sylvia, you're not trying to keep me from being...
Oh, stop you from being...
Me? Wander, how could you even...
I am so surprised.
No, I'm shocked. I'm shocked and hurt.
Yes, I'm deeply, maybe irreparably hurt,
that you could think that I could ever, ever
ever stand in the way of... Grop.
Wander, sometimes you come up with crazy ideas
that I would classify as, well, bad.
But I only say that because you're my best friend,
and I'm worried you'll get hurt.
You see where I'm comin' from?
I sure do, Sylvia.
But I have to ask you something.
Do you trust me?
( sighs )
Buddy, if you wanna deliver that letter to Dominator's ship,
well, I'll be with you every step of the way.
Whoa. Whoa!
Sylvia, are you nuts?
We can't just go up to Dominator's bots. We'll get killed.
I was just gonna put it in the mail.
- So now... - I guess it's time for...
"Do you like me? Check 1."
Who is this from?
All right, sir.
If we are to have any hope
of stopping Dominator's invasion force,
we need to use the most powerful weapon of them all.
Please be giant lasers. Please be giant lasers!
- Our brains. - Doh!
I have recently been experimenting
with the extremely rare, extremely unstable isotope,
Frostonium 17.
If we expose Dominator to a blast of Frostonium
at close range, the subsequent exothermic process will--
Boring!
Boring?! Sir, this weapon will neutralize not only Dominator,
but her ship and entire army.
Yeah, but will it impress her?
Rock her world?
Get her lava flowing?
No! The exact opposite.
- What?! - Just watch.
HATER: Oh, no. The powerful and beautiful Dominator
has conquered another planet.
( falsetto ) Nobody in the galaxy is strong
or hunky enough to stop me.
Ha ha ha!
( normal voice ) Guess again, Dominator.
Prepare to surrender and swoon. It's...
( falsetto ) That's so amazing,
and totally excellent!
( normal voice ) The H.A.T.E.R.V.
equipped with missile launcher, punching fists,
grab-action claw, buzz-saws, slime launcher,
laser beam, pizza shooter, and more!!
Hey, babe, why don't you come take a ride
on the Hater side?
( falsetto swooning )
The H.A.T.E.R.V.,
coming soon to a galactic battlefield near you.
Potential choking hazard for Kremlons and Mikkelops.
I love you, Hater.
I know.
I can't...
I don't...
Sir, do you wanna destroy Dominator or marry her?
Both. So get the watchdogs and build a full-size one of these ASAP.
I gotta do some push-ups real quick.
No. We are not building the Haterv.
You're saying it wrong. H.A.T.E.R.V.
Dominator's ship is refueling on the planet Argite 7.
We have a very narrow window for action.
We can't waste any resources on an oversized toy.
Toy?! No H.A.T.E.R.V., no Hater.
Handle the attack yourself.
Really? You mean it?
Yep. You're gonna have to lead the watchdogs alone.
Good luck with...
( growling )
Push forward. No surrender.
Be ready.
As soon as our forces reach Dominator,
we need to hit her with the Frostonium at close range.
Wait. What is...
- Oh, no. - Hey, Peepers.
Guess what!
He built it himself.
I built it myself!
Oh, yeah, perfect entrance.
Show me the love, baby.
( watchdogs yelling )
Um, hello.
Super cool guy with totally tricked-out ride here.
Way cooler than some stupid battle.
PEEPERS: Important battle. Very important battle.
Uh, should we restack?
I gotta get my ride in her line of sight
for maximum impact.
Oh, I like stacking though.
Hey, Dominator, look at me.
Never mind. Don't look.
Do over, do over.
Hey, Dominator... Ah, dang it!
Oh, my tailbone.
Nice.
Hey, Dominator. No, no, no.
( sighs )
Okay, new plan.
Did she see the cool part?
This is it, men.
We have her full attention.
Oh! It's fine. Play it cool, lover boy.
Stick to the plan.
Time to activate flight mode!
Stupid thing.
Looked cooler in the commercial.
Yeah, flight mode!
Come on, go higher!
Whoo-hoo!
Hold formation. Stay focused.
There's no room... what was that?!
Hey, Dominator, look at my...
cool thing; it can totally...
fly!!
Why isn't she looking?
It's like all she cares about is stopping you guys.
Tell me about it!
Time to pull out the big guns.
Literally.
Hey, Dominator, check this out!!
( Hater screaming )
( sighs ) Okay.
New new plan.
What... what happened?
Oh, no, the H.A.T.E.R.V.
Whew. Good as new.
Come on, men, we're almost at the top.
This is going to work!
I can't feel my feet.
Man, she is really playing hard to get.
It's time to activate...
boat mode!
( panting )
- ( air hisses ) - ( frustrated yell )
Yeah! Boat mode!
Why is nobody paying attention to me?
Dominator, look. Look now.
Look at my ooze and saws and pizza.
Uh-oh. No matter.
Time for Sub Mode!
Peepers, there is no sub mode.
Save me!
Find a way that doesn't make me look stupid
in front of Dominator.
Should we help him?
No. Don't help him.
With Lord Lovesick out of the way,
we can finally finish this thing. Go, go, go!
♪ Commander Peeper ♪
( all screaming )
( Hater yelling )
BOTH: Watchdogs, we're not giving up yet.
- Fix the H.A.T.E.R.V. - Frostonium ray.
At once.
So do we fix the freeze ray thing
or the car thing?
- Car! - Ray!
Sir, I'm sorry, but Dominator is never going to notice
- your Haterv. - You're saying it wrong on purpose.
In fact, it's pretty much the only thing
on the battlefield she's not paying attention to.
( gasps ) Oh, wait a second.
Sir, we can use your car,
which Dominator considers literally no threat at all,
to sneak the Frostonium close to her.
The what now?
The Frostonium. My plan.
The big presentation I gave this morning.
Is it like a cool gift for her?
Yes. It's a gift.
A very cool gift.
Just get close to her, set it off,
and I promise she'll be really impressed.
Okay, watchdogs, this is it.
Coordinated four-way ambush.
Land!
( watchdogs yelling )
Air!
Sea!
And H.A.T.E.R.V.!
Hey, babe, wanna come take a ride on...
Hey, babe, why don't you come take a ride on the Hater side?
ey, babe, why don't you come ake a ride on the Hater side?
Hey, babe, why don't you come take a ride on the Hater side?
I did it.
This is it. ( exhales loudly )
Hey, babe, ahem, why don't you come take a...
on the right side?
Hey. Cool car.
What?
Uh, really?
You like it?
Oh, yeah.
The fists, the pizzas.
The incredibly powerful Frostonium weapon.
That was... gift.
I got you gift.
Oh, really?
In that case, mind if I take it for a spin?
Oh, yes, come on. You got her.
Now set off the Frostonium.
Come on, set it off.
Wait. What are you doing?
Don't give her the keys.
Don't let her drive it!
Retreat!!
( shrieking )
I love you.
Ugh, I know.
HATER: Peepers, she likes my car.
( Peepers groans )
( sighs )
( whip cracks )