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♪♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander over yonder ♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander over yonder ♪
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♪ Wander wander over over
yonder yonder wander yonder ♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander over yonder ♪
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All right!
Hater!
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander over yonder ♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander over yonder ♪
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♪ Wander over,
over yonder ♪
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♪ Wander yonder
wander yonder ♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander over yonder ♪
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PEEPERS: Oh, no.
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If the Black Cube gets
the Ring of Invincibility,
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he'll be unstoppable.
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( laughter )
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- ( knocking at door )
- Cube! Hey, Cube!
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I know you're
in there.
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Where's my rent,
blockhead?
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( loud chanting )
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Oh, no, you ain't pullin'
that soul-sucking
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Latin mumbo-jumbo again.
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E pluribus
you owe me money, Cube.
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You got 24 hours,
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or you're out on
your hexahedronic heinie.
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Got it?
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Ah, that's what I get
for renting to
a has-been villain.
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♪ I'm just
a little black cube ♪
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♪ Of darkness,
a little black cube ♪
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♪ Of darkness ♪
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♪ Black cube
of darkness ♪
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♪ A little black cube ♪
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♪ My edges are sharp ♪
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♪ My corners are pointy ♪
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♪ My complexion's opaque ♪
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♪ Just looking, yeah, looking
for a place to fit in ♪
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♪ But I'm never
the right shape ♪
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( phone rings )
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( answering machine
beeps )
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WOMAN: Hi, Cube.
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It's Stacy.
Listen.
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We have to break up.
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I mean, I'm a nice girl,
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you're a concentrated block
of pure evil.
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It's just not
a good fit.
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Bye.
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( machine beeps again )
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♪ I'm just
a little black cube ♪
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♪ Of darkness ♪
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♪ A little black cube
of darkness ♪
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♪ A little black
cube of darkness ♪
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♪ A little black cube ♪
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Good morning.
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Need a hand?
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( Cube chants angrily )
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Wander, that is
the Black Cube
of Darkness.
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We gotta get outta here
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before he sucks out
our souls.
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Aw, Syl, it never
hurts to help.
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Do you know how often
you say that
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immediately before
we actually get hurt?!
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( angry chanting )
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey there, friend.
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Yeah, you.
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Having a rough day?
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Been there.
But take it from me,
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a bad attitude only
makes it rougher.
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Learn to let go
of anger,
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and you won't
have to suffer.
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It's a beautiful day.
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♪ Listen to the birds sing,
look at the sunshine ♪
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♪ Let them be your guide,
and you'll be feelin' fine ♪
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( celestial choir
vocalizing )
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That's the spirit.
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♪ Takin' a positive
attitude now ♪
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♪ Won't let things
drag me down ♪
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♪ Folks start to panic,
I won't get all manic ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm floating
off the ground ♪
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♪ My contours are sleek,
my surface is shiny ♪
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♪ Nothing gets in my way ♪
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♪ My upbeat composure's
gonna help me find closure ♪
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♪ What a wonderful day ♪
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♪ I'm a little black cube
of sunshine ♪
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♪ A black cube
of sunshine ♪
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♪ Black cube of sunshine ♪
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- ♪ A little black cube ♪
- ♪ He's a little black cube ♪
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( screaming )
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( whistling )
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( horns honking )
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Look at this joker.
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He's all, like,
"Good day to you, sir.
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I am a shape."
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What a square.
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It's funny 'cause
he's different from us.
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Oh, my stars and garters.
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Oh, why, thank you
so much.
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What a polite young...
( shrieks )
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It's the villainous
Black Cube of Darkness.
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He's come to steal
my soul.
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Help, police! Help!
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Well, well, well.
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Look who finally decided
to show up for his shift.
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You're lucky I need you
on the register,
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or I'd kick you out on your
parallelepiped posterior.
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Now get out there!
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What a coinky-dink.
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Hello again.
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Uh, yeah, hi.
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I trust you enjoyed
your brisk morning walk.
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I can't believe
you work here.
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You are so lucky.
What a noble profession--
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feeding the hungry,
brightening up people's day.
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I would like
a triple pickle pie
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and the honor of
providing you
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with a gratuity
for all of your fine work.
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Ahem.
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What a coinky-dink.
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If it isn't
our old friend.
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Let's see.
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I'll take a quadruple splatty
melt, no cheese,
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no pickles, extra cheese,
seven pickles...
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ketchup, catsup, no sesame seeds
of the top bun,
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glue 'em onto the bottom bun,
throw out the bun
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and put the whole thing
in a wrap,
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a jumbo extra-small half-curly
half-straight fries,
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and a diet
Thunderblazz.
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Now my associate
will have...
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You know
you're fired, right?
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♪ Actin' all chummy,
try to help out somebody ♪
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♪ But they freak out,
then I freak out ♪
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♪ Try to make conversation,
but before I am able ♪
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♪ Well, I freak out ♪
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♪ Then they freak out ♪
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♪ Black cube
of darkness ♪
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♪ Little black cube
of darkness ♪
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♪ Black cube
of darkness ♪
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♪ Little black cube ♪
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Oh, look at me.
I'm having a sad moment
of soul searching.
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( derisive laughter )
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Must've lost
his edge.
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Cubes have edges.
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Ooh, I'm so scared.
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Look, I'm chicken, too.
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Ooh, what a loser.
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( laughs )
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Help me. Help me!
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He spent so much time
working on sick burns
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that he never
learned to swim.
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What are we gonna do?!
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Ew! Get your cube
off of me, you cube.
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I don't want your...
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What... what happened?
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Oh, my grop.
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He totally sucked out
your soul!
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That was your plan
the whole time, wasn't it?
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In fact, I think maybe
you pushed me off that bridge.
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♪ Take a deep breath,
don't do anything crazy ♪
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♪ Just don't freak out,
no, don't freak out ♪
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♪ It's a misunderstanding ♪
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♪ Sure that they'll
understand it ♪
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♪ Unless they don't
understand it ♪
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♪ They never do
understand it ♪
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♪ But don't freak out ♪
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♪ Never freak out ♪
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( voice distorts )
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We gotta help him, Syl.
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Wander, no. Wait.
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Black cube, please,
don't freak out.
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Wander!
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This is all your fault!
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He was only trying
to help you.
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How could you
do this to him?
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You should all be
ashamed of yourselves.
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This guy saved
that kid's life.
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All he wanted
was to be a good guy for once,
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but you're all so focused
on the bad stuff
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that you never looked for
the good stuff inside him.
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I mean, heck, after what
you all put him through,
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I don't blame him
for freaking out.
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Haven't any of you
ever had a lousy day?
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My twin brother forgot
to call me on my birthday.
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My twin brother forgot
to call me on my birthday.
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I didn't make
the soccer team.
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I did make the soccer team,
but I hate soccer.
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I'm suffering from
a distinct case of ennui.
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Also, I use words
I don't understand
to sound important.
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And my best friend and I
are on the run
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from a series of
evil villains,
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but that doesn't mean
we go out and ruin
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someone else's day.
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Sometimes, the only solution
is to tell someone,
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I'm sorry
you had a bad day.
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♪ We're all just
little black cubes ♪
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♪ Of darkness ♪
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♪ Little black cubes
of darkness ♪
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♪ Little black
cubes of darkness ♪
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♪ Little black cubes ♪
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Sector G, hall one,
all clear.
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Sector G, hall two,
all clear.
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Sector G, hall three...
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Oh! Hi.
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I didn't see you there.
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Hey, you know, you're not
really allowed in here.
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Top secret security stuff.
( laughs )
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But if you've ever
wondered about what keeps
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Lord Hater's galactic
domination machine running,
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well, then, you're in for
a real treat,
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because it's time for...
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This is
Eye On the Skull Ship.
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I'm Andy,
your humble host,
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and I'd like to welcome you
to a very special episode.
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We all know that life
on the skull ship
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can be tedious at times.
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One routine work day
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seamlessly blending into
the next.
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But today
is going to be different.
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Today, I'm proud
to bring you...
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( imitates drum roll )
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A one-on-one
with Lord Hater!
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( chortles )
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That's right.
I put in a formal request
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to interview
our esteemed leader and...
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- ( buzzer sounds )
- Oh, my gracious!
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Maybe that's Hater now.
Okay.
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Hello. You're live on
Eye On the Skull Ship
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with Andy,
chief security monitor--
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I know who you are,
Andy.
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This is Commander Peepers.
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Once again, your request
to interview Lord Hater
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has been rejected on grounds
that it's not your job
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to make this stupid show!
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Well, it's not
my job, per se,
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but you know, I think
it's my duty to help enlighten--
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Just keep an eye
on your sector.
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Yes, sir. Always do.
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No, you don't!!
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Well, slight change
of plans.
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Looks like we won't be
talking to Lord Hater.
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But fret not,
dear viewers.
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I know you're
dying to see him,
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and I won't give up
until I give you...
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( stammering )
what you want.
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In the meantime,
I bet you're wonderin'...
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What's for lunch?
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( sighs )
That's right.
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It's the 453rd time
we find out
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exactly what the Watchdogs
are eating for lunch.
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Excuse me,
fellow Watchdog.
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What refreshing
and replenishing meal
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has been graciously
given to you
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by our generous leader
Lord Hater?
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Oh, wow.
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Uh, hi.
253
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,857
Um, apparently, I have never
been on live television before,
254
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:48,459
and apparently,
I'm having enchiladas.
255
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,295
Apparently.
256
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:51,930
Fascinating.
257
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,265
- And what delicious--
- Enchiladas!
258
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,467
( all cheering )
259
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,336
Enchiladas!
260
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,171
Chef, tell us,
enchiladas.
261
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,140
Was this meal
specifically chosen
262
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,808
by Lord Hater's decree?
263
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,044
Uh... no.
264
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,546
Taco Tuesday
was yesterday,
265
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,815
so there was
leftovers,
266
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:13,985
and I decided
to make, uh,
enchiladas.
267
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,553
Hmm, interesting.
268
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:18,456
So does Lord Hater
like enchiladas?
269
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,825
I don't know.
270
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:23,361
All I know is, I didn't want
the stuff to go to waste,
271
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,530
so I reused it today.
272
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,565
Hm, yes.
But Lord Hater--
273
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,467
See, the thing with...
274
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,769
The thing with
ground beef is,
you gotta...
275
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:37,141
Self-defense, where
the Watchdogs closest to Hater,
276
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:38,843
his elite ground troops,
277
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:41,346
learn the fine art
of conquering.
278
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:42,647
And if we're lucky,
279
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:44,382
Lord Hater might make
a surprise pop-in
280
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,351
to inspect the troops.
281
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,853
To be the best takes
months of intense training
282
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:51,589
in areas like
Advanced Sylvia Defense...
283
00:14:56,929 --> 00:15:00,531
And, of course,
Wander Avoidance Tactics.
284
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,100
I know he wants
to be your friend.
285
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,369
I know he wants
to play carnival games.
286
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:07,272
I know he knows
all your names,
287
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:08,773
and birthdays,
288
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,608
and how you like
to spend a rainy Sunday
289
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,077
with a crossword
and a cup of chamomile.
290
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,513
I mean, he is really
not such a bad guy.
291
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:20,218
No! Wander is pure,
unadulterated love.
292
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,220
I'm sure our resident
drill instructor
293
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,923
has a host of exciting
Hater stories
to share with us.
294
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,724
You're darn right I do.
One time...
295
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,259
Andy!
296
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,861
Why aren't you
at your post?
297
00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:31,195
Uh, gotta go.
See you next time.
298
00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:37,602
We are live from
Level H8,
299
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,404
Hater's private floor.
300
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:41,472
Only Watchdogs in
Hater's inner circle
301
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,408
are allowed on
this level.
302
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,910
I hope to speak with someone
close to the big man himself.
303
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:47,645
Though it's risky,
it's worth it,
304
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:50,882
because this is the story
every Watchdog is waiting for.
305
00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:52,517
I wonder who we'll...
306
00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:57,488
Oh, my gosh.
307
00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:00,658
That was Captain Tim,
Lord Hater's personal pet.
308
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,961
This is a sure-fire
exclusive.
309
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:06,898
We're here with Lord Hater's
personal pet and dog walker.
310
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:09,167
Wow. What I wouldn't give
to work so closely
311
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,235
- with our great leader.
- Be my guest.
312
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,747
Welcome again to
Eye On the Skull Ship.
313
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,482
Thanks to some of the guys
in the infirmary,
314
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,584
I was able to secure
an exclusive place
315
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:30,688
at one of Hater's rallies!
Whoo... ow, ow!
316
00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:35,626
( Hater speaking
indistinctly )
317
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,328
Fear not, viewers.
318
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,863
Though I can barely
see or hear
319
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,099
our esteemed leader,
I assure you,
320
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:44,702
I will get at least some of
the Hater coverage you demanded.
321
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,504
( Hater continues
speaking )
322
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,674
He's talking about
his hated rival Lord Dominator.
323
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,609
Boo!
324
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:57,181
And now he's saying...
he'll conquer... her heart?
325
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,850
That can't be right.
326
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,152
( Peepers shouting
indistinctly )
327
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:05,189
Well, Peepers seems to be
getting very upset about this.
328
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:08,159
Hater's pulling out what appears
to be some kind of...
329
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,928
It's the T-shirt cannon!
330
00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:24,842
( groaning )
331
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:27,912
Oh... "I heart Dominator."
332
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:30,882
Oh, boy.
333
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,684
Hello, all.
334
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,820
After a serious close call
with Commander Peepers,
335
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:38,423
your humble host
has decided to do the show
336
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:41,159
entirely from the safety of
his security office,
337
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,928
so he won't get fired.
338
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,030
But you won't believe
who stopped by
339
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:47,598
for a little chat with us.
340
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:51,369
The one and only
Lord Hater!
341
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,771
Hi, Andy. It sure is
an honor to be here.
342
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,740
Huge fan of the show.
343
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,042
Really?
Oh, well, sir,
344
00:17:58,044 --> 00:18:00,178
that really means
the world to me.
345
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,013
And each and every one
of you Watchdogs
346
00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:04,048
mean the world
to me, Andy.
347
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,517
In fact, I'd like to thank
all the Watchdogs
348
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,619
for their
tireless service.
349
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,855
They're truly the backbone
of the skull ship, and...
350
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:13,091
Oh, who am I kidding?
351
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,093
I'm sorry, everyone.
352
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,628
I was a fool to think
I could give you
a good show.
353
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,764
I'll never get
a Lord Hater interview.
354
00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:25,603
Hey, uh, my printer
stopped working.
355
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,271
It says I need toner.
356
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,307
Are you Toner?
357
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:32,276
I, uh... I, uh...
358
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:38,883
You do TV here?
359
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,251
( stammering )
Uh, yes, sir.
360
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,986
Unless that would
get me in trouble,
361
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,454
in which case, no.
362
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,623
How many people
watch your show?
363
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,726
- Oh, it goes out
all over.
- All over, huh?
364
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,129
Dear viewers, it is with
the deepest pride
365
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,464
that I present to you
the man, the myth,
366
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,833
the leader
I'm honored to serve.
367
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,735
The greatest
in the galaxy.
368
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,303
Lord Hater.
369
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,506
Lord Hater, how are you?
370
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:02,673
Good to be here,
Toner.
371
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,809
Listen up,
and listen good.
372
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,310
All you poser villains
out there
373
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:09,080
better recognize
who the G-est in the G is.
374
00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:11,349
It's Lord Hater,
number one superstar.
375
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,751
You want a piece of me,
Emperor Dork-some?
376
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,686
Got beef, Sandwich?
377
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,922
Then bring it on,
losers.
378
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,924
I will lightning you
so hard
379
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,125
that you'll be all, like...
380
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,693
Oh, sir.
381
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,495
Excuse me.
382
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,665
How dare you interrupt
my righteous rant
383
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,867
to the galaxy?!
384
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,969
I'm sorry, sir.
It's just that,
you see,
385
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,772
when I said the show
went out all over,
386
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,307
I meant all over
the skull ship.
387
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,609
( nervous laughter )
Not the galaxy.
388
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:41,712
Wait. So who actually
watches this?
389
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:44,682
Well, I don't have
the exact figures handy.
390
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,552
It certainly has
the potential to be
viewed by,
391
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:50,321
you know, anyone
on the ship,
392
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,323
so mostly Watchdogs,
I think.
393
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:55,126
Watchdogs? You make
a show for Watchdogs?
394
00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:57,828
That's the stupidest,
lamest thing ever!
395
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,297
I mean, really?
396
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:01,365
This show is stupid.
You're stupid.
397
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,267
You should both be cancelled.
Hater out.
398
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:20,885
Sector G, hall one,
all clear.
399
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,854
Sector G, hall two,
all clear.
400
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:28,059
Sector G, hall three,
all clear.
401
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:31,562
Commander Peepers.
402
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,497
I promise I stopped
doing my stupid show.
Nothing is going on.
403
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,900
I know.
That's the problem.
404
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,169
Andy fan, best show!
Andy fan, best show.
405
00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:39,870
Andy fan, best show!
406
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,073
The Watchdogs
are rioting.
407
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,175
Apparently, they wanna
watch your weird little
show about them.
408
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:47,245
They claim your interviews made
them feel special. Yuck!
409
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:51,249
Well, you mean, I didn't
need a Hater interview?
410
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:54,552
I was making the show
the Watchdogs wanted all along?
411
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:57,121
A show that made them
feel special?
412
00:20:57,123 --> 00:21:00,258
Wow. I mean, that...
that makes me feel special.
413
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,193
Yeah, yeah, just make
your stupid show.
414
00:21:02,195 --> 00:21:05,763
Enchiladas!
415
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:16,774
Welcome to
Eye On the Skull Ship,
416
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,777
the only show for Watchdogs,
about Watchdogs,
417
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,980
by a Watchdog,
for Watchdogs,
418
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:26,384
I am your humble host,
Andy the Watchdog,
419
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:28,119
and today, I am here with
Giuseppe,
420
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,787
the ship's tailor.
421
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,555
So what's your secret?
422
00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:34,058
You see, the Watchdogs
have the very big heads,
423
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,826
and the very
skinny necks.
424
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:37,962
So it's all about
the stretchy shirts.
425
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,797
Then it's about the beanies
and the booties and the glovies.
426
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,766
If the Watchdogs
don't look good,
427
00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,934
- Giuseppe no look good.
- Fascinating.
428
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:47,104
Yuck! Why would anyone
watch this?
429
00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:49,807
I don't know, sir.
I just don't know.