♪♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ ♪ Wander over yonder ♪
♪ Wander wander over over yonder yonder wander yonder ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ ♪ Wander over yonder ♪
All right! Hater!
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ ♪ Wander over yonder ♪
♪ Wander over, over yonder ♪
♪ Wander yonder wander yonder ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ ♪ Wander over yonder ♪
Wander, the whole galaxy is gonna get pulled into this black hole
if we don't find a way to plug this sucker up.
We'll find the perfect portal plug.
Don't you worry, Sylvia...
Wander!
I'll be grop darned. You did it, buddy.
Perfect portal plug procured.
( majestic fanfare plays )
♪ ♪
So... now what?
You just gonna stand there forever?
Nah. I'm positive my hat can produce a permanent patch
for this pesky puncture.
So, uh, yeah.
Looks like I'll be standing here forever.
Don't worry, buddy.
I will scour the galaxy for the perfect plug.
No matter what terrifying dangers I must face,
and amazing feats I must accomplish,
I will find a way.
Yeah! Let's go!
Oh, right.
- I'll be back. - No rush, Syl.
There's plenty of ways to wile away the time
till you get back.
Just...
wanna... sit!
Come on, come on.
Just a little bit.
( straining )
( shrieking )
Finally.
( contented sigh )
( stomach rumbling )
Aw, come on, tummy. Not now.
( loud roaring )
Oh. Right. Space.
Oh, sweet, delicious, delectable and distant apple.
Yes, yes!
Come... to... me!
What's the matter? Stuck?
Lord Hater! Am I glad to see you!
You see, this little black hole is threatening to destroy
the entire galaxy, so Sylvia went off to find
something to plug it up permanently.
I've been stuck here all day.
At first, I didn't think it would be a problem,
but I tell you, friend, it's been a battle
with the burden of boredom,
and I don't know if I can take this anymore!
Any way you can help a buddy out?
You need my help?
This is a very interesting situation.
One doesn't get in a situation like this every day.
- Tell me about it. - I mean...
you can't even do this.
Look at me, two hands.
Derpity-doo, I can move about freely.
Whoopity-whoo!
Oh, you hungry?
Thanks. I love apples.
I hate apples.
Oh, man!
Well, hey, since you're a friend indeed,
how's about helping your friend in need?
Like maybe zip-zappin' the hole shut
with some of your cosmic lightning?
What's the rush? You said you were bored.
Let's have some fun, friend.
( squealing )
♪ When you wander over yonder ♪
♪ And you wear a stupid hat ♪
Tag, you're it!
Mustard or mayo, mustard or mayo?
( blows raspberry )
Wander, that was very rude.
What did you have for lunch?
Oh, right, sorry. You're starving.
Okay, this may be fun for you, but--
( mocking ) This may be fun for you, but...
Okay, I get it.
Lord Hater, I thought you came here...
- ...to help. - ...to help.
Sorry, sorry. Let me see what I can do.
It's ringing. Hello.
Sylvia?
Yes, this is Lord Hater.
Yeah, I know. Funny hearing from me.
Is she okay?
Has she found something to plug up the hole?
Yeah, so I'm here trying to help Wander,
and I was wondering if you...
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
( laughs ) Oh, grop, yeah, tell me about it.
What? Oh, sure.
Uh-huh. All right.
I'll tell him. You, too, you flab-drasser.
Mm-hmm. Bye.
She says you have a dumb face,
and she doesn't like you and she never liked you,
and she's never coming back because your face is so dumb.
( laughter ) What's the matter?
The power of friendship didn't save you?
Oh, man, that was...
That was really mean, wasn't it?
Have I always been that mean?
I'm finally seeing the error of my ways.
- Really? - Yeah.
You really need my help,
and here I am, being an insensitive jerk.
I'd probably feel a lot better
if someone just hugged me right now.
Gosh, if I even got the littlest hug,
I would totally reform and not be evil anymore.
( gasps ) Hater, I'm right here for you, buddy.
Too bad there's no one here to make me feel better.
Yo! Right here.
A one-armed hug still comes with a wide open heart.
What, no takers? Guess I'll just stay evil.
Ha! You're finished!
Useless. Bye-bye, good guy.
You can't even wander anymore.
You're more like Stander.
Over therer.
( raucous laughter )
You know what you are?
You're just a whole lotta nothing.
"Never hurts to help." Ha!
If I can't even give a friend a hug,
then what good am I at all?
( mocking ) Never hurts to help, never hurts to help.
- Never hurts to help. - Wait, what now?
Here I was, selfishly thinking about
how I was suffering, totally forgetting about
all the folks I'm helping by not letting
the galaxy get sucked into this black hole.
And shucks, I'm even helping you.
Wait, what? No!
Never hurts to help.
Thanks for reminding me, pal.
That was just the help I needed.
( shrieks )
Don't you dare find a positive in this terrible, horrible thing.
Who's helping now?
Oh, no.
Wow, Lord Hater,
you're saving the galaxy, too.
I knew there was good in you.
No. Oh, no. No!
But don't worry.
You kept me company in my darkest hour,
and I'll happily do the same for you.
( voice distorting ) Forever and ever and ever and ever,
and ever and ever and ever and ever.
So he was literally doing nothing,
and you could've just ignored him,
and he would've been stuck there forever,
and never got in your way or annoy you,
or ruin your plans for galactic domination ever again.
Shut up, Peepers.
Okay, I got a genie lamp,
a few dozen magic amulets, diamond tape,
an interdimensional soldering gun, a cosmic...
All right.
♪ Who can crush any planet with a wave of his hand? ♪
♪ Who's crushing rock shows with his all-watch dog band? ♪
♪ Whose never-ending tour is never gonna end? ♪
♪ Who is the universe's awesomest evil-doer? ♪
Hater! All right!
Whoo! All right!
Yeah. We have been Lord Hater and the Harbingers of Doom.
( weak cheering )
And before we go, we have one more thing to say.
One, two, three, four!
- ♪ Who is the universe's... ♪ - Sir, please stop.
You've been playing the same song for four days.
♪ Who won't stop rockin' till love comes a-knockin'? ♪
Hater!
Sir, Dominator is not gonna show up,
and if she does, she's not gonna see you
as an awesome rock star and fall in love with you.
She's gonna blast us!
♪ Who's just jealous and doesn't know what he's talkin' about? ♪
Peepers!
Have you considered she might not even like rock and roll?
( music stops )
Oh, my grop.
Peepers, what if you're right?
This whole time, I didn't even consider.
Drop the beat.
Oh, yeah.
Hater time.
Here it comes, here it comes.
( rapping ) ♪ My name's Lord Hater, and I'm here to say ♪
♪ I'm the greatest dude in the galaxy ♪
♪ When Dom rolls in, she'll be lookin' to fight ♪
♪ But instead she'll be surprised ♪
♪ That my rhymes are so tight ♪
♪ That's when she'll fall in love with me ♪
♪ Like I said, I'm the greatest in the galaxy ♪
Please, sir, stop!
( weak cheering )
- You're right, Peepers, that was terrible. - It's okay, sir.
I don't know what to say other than...
One, two, three, four!
♪ Who is the awesomest dude in the universe? ♪
Okay, I gotta figure out a way to stop this insanity.
( singing high note )
( cash register bell dings )
Would you like to join Hater on stage?
Really? For really real?
I'd love to!
But doesn't Hater already have a lead guitarist?
He's tied up at the moment.
( squealing ) What do you think, Syl?
Can I, can I, can I?
Who can't stand to hear this song anymore?
Sylvia!!
♪ Who's super strong and shoots out ♪
♪ Scary green lightnin'? ♪
( Wander screaming high note )
Wander?
Get outta here or I'm gonna...
( playing killer riff )
...destroy you.
I command you to play in drop D tuning, four-four time. Go!
♪ Who is the universe's ultimate evil-doer? ♪
Hater!
All right!
No, but, this should be over.
HATER: One, two, three, four!
Look, you know as well as I do that...
BOTH: This will never end.
For their, and our, own good,
we have to stop them.
( both gagging )
We have been Lord Hater, the Harbingers of Doom.
And before we go, we have one more thing to say.
Good night.
( music stops )
Whoo!
Aww.
One, two, three, four!
♪ Who is the universe's awesomest evil-doer? ♪
Hater!
All right!
♪ Who's gonna catch me when I leap off the stage? ♪
♪ The crowd! ♪
All right! Here I come, everybody. Whoo!
♪ Skull ship, laser beams ♪
♪ Conquered planet, rock star dreams ♪
♪ Lightning powers, field of flames ♪
♪ Evil lady, love and fame! ♪
Whoo!
♪ Stupid Peepers, stupid horse ♪
♪ I'm the greatest, you're the worst ♪
( screams )
♪ Who's not gonna stop rockin' till love comes a-knockin'? ♪
Hater!
♪ Who is the universe's awesomest evil-doer? ♪
Hater!
We have been Lord Hater and the Harbingers of Doom.
And before we go, we have one more thing to say to you.
( feedback whines )
One, two, three, four!
♪ Who is the universe's awesomest evil-doer?
( weakly ) Hater.
But how? I'm exhausted.
How are they still going?
( bell dings )
( evil chuckle )
Whoo!
One more time!
♪ Who is the universe's awesomest evil-doer? ♪
- Hater! - Faster!
♪ Who is the universe's awesomest evil-doer? ♪
- Hater! - Even faster!
♪ Who is the universe's awesomest evildoer? ♪
- Hater! - En Español!
♪ ¿Quién es el más awesomest malhechor del universo? ♪
Hater!
Now backwards!
♪ !Retah! Reod-live tesmosewa s'esrevinu eht si ohw? ♪
BOTH: Faster! Faster, faster!
♪ Who is the... who is the... ♪
( shrieking )
We have been Lord Harry...
and the Happy Burgers of Boom, and...
Whoo!
Aww!
Hater, you can't stop now.
Dominator's not...
...here.
PEEPERS: We're doomed. I knew this was a stupid plan.
But I gotta help him, Syl.
He's finally choosing love over hate.
( weakly ) Who... is...
the universe's...
Wander!
Hater may be out of his mind,
but at least his heart's in the right place.
One, two, three, four.
♪ Who is the universe's awesomest evil-doer? ♪
Hater! All right!
He's out of his mind.
( sighs ) At least his heart's in the right place.
Come on.
Oh, no. This is ridiculous.
We'll all be blasted to smithereens.
Or maybe it'll work.
Either way, it'll be a heck of a show-stopper.
( groaning )
♪ Who's super strong and shoots out scary green lighting? ♪
Hater!
♪ Who set the record for galactic explosions? ♪
Hater!
- She stopped firing. - It's... working?!
♪ Who's really happy that his friends will support him? ♪
Hater!
♪ Who's found love and is on the path ♪
♪ To be a good guy? ♪
Hater!
♪ Who tries to conquer and rule ♪
♪ Just 'cause he wants to be cool? ♪
♪ Who pushes and shoves just 'cause he wants to be loved?
♪ Who likes a lady villain ♪
♪ Wants to show her he's willin'? ♪
♪ I said who's insecure and lonely ♪
♪ Your sensitive puppy-lovin' one and only ♪
Talkin' 'bout Hater! Hater!
( Dominator applauding )
It worked!
( laughing )
♪ Who can't believe how amazingly stupid this is? ♪
Dominator.
SYLVIA AND PEEPERS: That totally didn't work.
Did you see? She was, like, so into it.
Next time, we need three... no, six, drummers.
No!
Hater!