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                      ♪♪        

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     <i> ♪ Yip bi di dit bip</i>       
      <i> bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪</i>         
   <i> ♪ Wander over yonder ♪</i>      

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     <i> ♪ Yip bi di dit bip</i>       
      <i> bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪</i>         
   <i> ♪ Wander over yonder ♪</i>      

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  <i> ♪ Wander wander over over</i>    
<i>yonder yonder wander yonder ♪</i>   

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     <i> ♪ Yip bi di dit bip</i>       
      <i> bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪</i>         
   <i> ♪ Wander over yonder ♪</i>      

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          All right!            
            Hater!              

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     <i> ♪ Yip bi di dit bip</i>       
      <i> bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪</i>         
   <i> ♪ Wander over yonder ♪</i>      

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     <i> ♪ Yip bi di dit bip</i>       
      <i> bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪</i>         
   <i> ♪ Wander over yonder ♪</i>      

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       <i> ♪ Wander over,</i>          
        <i> over yonder ♪</i>          

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       <i> ♪ Wander yonder</i>         
       <i> wander yonder ♪</i>         

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     <i> ♪ Yip bi di dit bip</i>       
      <i> bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪</i>         
   <i> ♪ Wander over yonder ♪</i>      

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     <i> ♪ Cruising through</i>        
        <i> outer space ♪</i>          

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     <i> ♪ With his handsome</i>       
       <i> skeleton face ♪</i>         

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   <i> ♪ Traveling the galaxies ♪</i>  

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   <i> ♪ Conquering all he sees ♪</i>  

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    <i> ♪ Smart men fear him,</i>      
<i>ladies want to be near him ♪</i>    

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   <i> ♪ Lord Hater never fails ♪</i>  

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   <i> ♪ Opening secret doors,</i>     
<i>hang-gliding past dinosaurs ♪</i>   

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    <i> ♪ Hater, the greatest</i>      
       <i> in the galaxy ♪</i>         

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    <i> ♪ Hater, the greatest</i>      
       <i> in the galaxy ♪</i>         

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                Sir, is this a--

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       Brilliant idea?          
         Absolutely.            

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I needed to remind the universe 
  how evil and awesome I am.    

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  So I ordered the Watchdogs    
  to make a propaganda film     

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 using the most sophisticated   
    and respected art form      

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        in the universe.        

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             This is to impress 
           Dominator, isn't it? 

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               What?! No!       

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      But if she happens        
         to see this,           

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     and finally realize        
   how awesome and kissable     
       I am, so be it.          

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 Now shut up. I want to hear    
      what I sound like         

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         as a cartoon           
          character.            

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  ( deep movie star voice )     
       <i> Today shall be</i>          
     <i> the final reckoning</i>       

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      <i> as I, Lord Hater,</i>        
 <i> the greatest in the galaxy,</i>   

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       <i> finally become</i>          
 <i> the greatest in the galaxy.</i>   

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           Dead on.             
  Great casting, Watchdogs.     

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<i>I've located the all-powerful</i>   
       <i> staff of power.</i>         

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        Ooh, sounds... powerful.

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     <i> The staff of power</i>        
       <i> is so powerful,</i>         

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 <i> it can do the impossible--</i>    
 <i> make me even more powerful</i>    

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         <i> than I am now.</i>        

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     <i> It will do this by</i>        
  <i> charging me with a power</i>     

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      <i> which I will use</i>         
        <i> to power up,</i>           

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  <i> thus giving me more power</i>    
   <i> than I currently have.</i>      

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             <i> Power!</i>            

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             Solid writing, too.

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            <i> Peepers!</i>           

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                <i> ( stammering )</i> 
                <i> Y-yes, sir.</i>    

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      <i> Oh, no, my glasses.</i>      

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    ( both Haters laughing      
        and cheering )          

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                  REAL PEEPERS: 
               Are you kidding? 

52
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                This is totally 
                    inaccurate. 

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        BOTH PEEPERS:           
   This is a terrible plan.     
      It'll never work.         

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         REAL HATER:            
 Seems pretty accurate to me.   

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     <i> There. Viper Mountain.</i>    

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      <i> ( cheesy dramatic</i>        
        <i> organ music )</i>          

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<i>Now no one shall stop me from</i>   
 <i> getting the staff of power.</i>   

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              (gurgly voice )   
              <i> Ah, not so fast,</i> 
              <i> Hater.</i>           

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        <i> Emperor Awesome?</i>       

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     <i> The staff of power</i>        
        <i> will be mine.</i>          

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  <i> ( coughing and sputtering )</i>  

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       <i> Watchdogs, attack!</i>      

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     <i> ( Watchdogs yelling )</i>     

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                       PEEPERS: 
                   Oh, come on. 

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          Oh, yeah!             
           Get him!             

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                    Whoo!       

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   <i> Wow, what an impressive</i>     
           <i> fight.</i>              

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    <i> Awesome doesn't stand</i>      
          <i> a chance.</i>            

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<i>We should stop</i>                  
<i>describing it</i>                   
<i>and watch in silence.</i>           

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       What's going on?         
     Why aren't I seeing        
      all my cool moves?        

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WATCHDOG ONE: We kind of blew   
all our animation budget        
on the Watchdog fight.          

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WATCHDOG TWO: We thought        
it was more important           
to the story.                   

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           <i> ( fight continuing )</i>

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     <i> Finally, the staff</i>        
      <i> of power is mine!</i>        

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          And I win,            
   just like in real life.      

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      Dominator's gonna         
      love... I mean...         

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       Great work, guys.        

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       <i> ( goofy laughter )</i>      

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       CARTOON WANDER:          
         <i> Hey, Hatey.</i>           

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           Oh, no.              
         You didn't.            

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       <i> Hater, it's me,</i>         
        <i> your old pal.</i>          

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( laughing )                    
They totally did.               

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        You put Wander          
       in my cartoon?!          

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       <i> ( goofy laughter )</i>      

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        <i> I don't know</i>           
     <i> about this, Wander.</i>       

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        <i> It seems like</i>          
      <i> a baaaa-ad idea.</i>         

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        <i> ( goofy whinny )</i>       

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             ( triumphant yell )

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     Oh, that is perfect!       
       You nailed him!          

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 Oh, and I was totally gonna    
      destroy you guys.         

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        What happens?           
        Don't tell me.          

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    No spoilers, but I bet      
        I destroy them          

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      with my staff of power.   

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 <i> Finally, I can now destroy</i>    
        <i> you, Wander,</i>           

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        <i> with my staff</i>          
          <i> of power.</i>            

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                   Knew it!!    

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              Oh, yeah! Yeah!   

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      <i> But I just wanted</i>        
     <i> to sing you a song.</i>       

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             <i> Banjo!</i>            

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                   Wait. What's 
                      going on? 

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            <i> Ow. Ooh.</i>           

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            <i> Ow. Ow!</i>            

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           <i> Ouch. Oh!</i>           

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           <i> Ouch. Ow!</i>           

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        <i> Oof. Ow, ow!</i>           
      <i> No, please, stop.</i>        

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         <i> My back-up</i>            
      <i> back-up glasses.</i>         

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          <i> ( yelling )</i>          

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   <i> Oh, no. These Watchdogs</i>     
       <i> are too tough.</i>          

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        <i> I'm done for.</i>          
        <i> Wander, help!</i>          

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       <i> I am the Wanderer!</i>      

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            What?!              
        Oh, I get it.           

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  You made Wander all strong    
so it will be more impressive   

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        when I finally beat him.

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       This is a smart          
           cartoon.             

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 <i> This ends now.</i>                

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          <i> Not if I can help it.</i>

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      This... seems like        
  it's going on for a while.    

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Uh, yeah.                       
We were 15 seconds short,       

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         so we had to           
         pad it out.            

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 Just give it a minute.         

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 Any second now.                

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               Yeah! Go, me!    

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 <i> Although I could've done it</i>   
<i>so many times before this time,</i> 

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  <i> now, because I am so much</i>    
  <i> more powerful this time,</i>     

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<i>this is the time when I will</i>    
<i>finally destroy you, Wander.</i>    

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    <i> This is the time to die!</i>   

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                      Yes!      

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    Guys, I think I've got      
 something real special here.   

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         <i> But, Hater,</i>           
      <i> all I ever wanted</i>        

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        <i> was to be your friend.</i> 

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         BOTH HATERS:           
         Wait, what?            

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        <i> I just wanted</i>          
      <i> to be your friend</i>        

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        <i> in the hopes</i>           
      <i> it would stop you</i>        

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      <i> from bein' so evil.</i>      

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    <i> Wow. All of a sudden,</i>      
       <i> out of nowhere,</i>         

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    <i> I've come to realize</i>       
   <i> that I have a tendency</i>      

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      <i> to compensate for</i>        
<i>my insecurity and loneliness</i>    

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        <i> by being evil</i>          
         <i> and scary.</i>            

139
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      <i> But you, Wander,</i>         
      <i> saw the one thing</i>        

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    <i> that I really needed</i>       
       <i> was not an army</i>         

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     <i> or planets or power...</i>    

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             No, no, no, no, no!

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        <i> ...but a friend.</i>       

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       <i> ♪ Take my hand,</i>         
          <i> friend ♪</i>             

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    ♪ <i> We'll skip through</i>       
        <i> the flowers ♪</i>          

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               What's going on?!

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  ♪ <i> Because our friendship ♪</i>   

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           ( Peepers laughing ) 
              This is too good! 

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        ♪ <i> Is the real</i>          
      <i> staff of power ♪</i>         

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    <i> ♪ My heart is dancing ♪</i>    

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        ♪ <i> Each day's</i>           
         <i> a fantasy ♪</i>           

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     I said I wanted this       
     to be true to life!        

153
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       All you did was          
        make a cartoon          

154
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   where I almost succeed,      
    then Wander shows up,       

155
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    tries to be my friend,      
    and ruins everything!       

156
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             Yeah, but...       

157
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                    That's what 
                always happens. 

158
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           Burn it.             
         Burn it all!           

159
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      Never let anybody         
    see this cartoon ever!      

160
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        Especially not          
          Dominator.            

161
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          Well, sir,            
          we would,             

162
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    but we're broadcasting      
          this live.            

163
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And ratings are                 
through the roof.               

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        - ( chuckles )          
        - ( laughing )          

165
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           What? No!            

166
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We gotta animate a new ending   
   where I destroy Wander.      

167
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         ( screams )            
    Animation is so hard!       

168
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      People who do this        
         for a living           

169
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     deserve more credit        
         and respect.           

170
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          <i> Great day, buddy.</i>    

171
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       <i> What do you say</i>         
       <i> we end it with</i>          
       <i> a big old hug?</i>          

172
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        <i> Only if it's</i>           
        <i> the biggest.</i>           

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    <i> ( goofy laugh )</i>            

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                <i> ( laughs )</i>     

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          ( shrieks )           

176
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           Aw, it's okay, Hater.

177
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              I think this show 
                    is amazing! 

178
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         Gotta change           
    the ending right now!       

179
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       Too bad. I think         
 Lord Hater would really like   

180
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     - the twist ending.        
       - Twist ending?          

181
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           <i> You fool.</i>           

182
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     <i> This was all a trick.</i>     

183
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         <i> What better way</i>       
         <i> to crush your spirits</i> 

184
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   <i> than to make you think</i>      
  <i> we were actually friends?</i>    

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         <i> ( evil laugh )</i>        

186
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<i>My spirits are crushed.</i>         

187
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             <i> Now...</i>            

188
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             before an audience 
                   of billions, 

189
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                 I will finally 
                   destroy you. 

190
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      You're putting me         
       on your TV show?         

191
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       Oh, that's awful         
        sweet of you.           

192
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          What? No.             
   Don't step on my lines.      

193
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       ( crowd cheering )       

194
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        HATER: Nooooo!!         

195
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     ( cheering continues )     

196
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           Ugh. Lame.           

197
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       ANNOUNCER: <i> It's</i>         
 <i> the Mystery Kids Mysteries.</i>   

198
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     <i> This week, the gang</i>       
    <i> solves the case of...</i>      

199
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       <i> Mavis' haunted</i>          
         <i> sweatshirt.</i>           

200
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 <i> Crikeys!</i>                      

201
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 <i> ( nervous shivering )</i>         

202
00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:58,897
           <i> ( growling )</i>        
           <i> Driving. Mysteries.</i> 

203
00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:00,932
         <i> Ruff, ruff.</i>           
   <i> Ruff. I'm a dog, dudes.</i>     

204
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,435
          ( laughing )          

205
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,804
     Now that's a cartoon.      

206
00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:09,541
      <i> Hi, boys and girls.</i>      

207
00:10:09,543 --> 00:10:11,209
        <i> I'm TV's Wander.</i>       

208
00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:15,447
   <i> Lord Hater sure wanted</i>      
    <i> that staff of power,</i>       

209
00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,282
  <i> but what he really wanted</i>    
          <i> all along</i>            

210
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,884
         <i> was a friend.</i>         

211
00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:22,821
     <i> Actually, that was</i>        
        <i> just a trick</i>           

212
00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,956
       <i> to destroy you,</i>         
           <i> Wander.</i>             

213
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,959
           <i> Oh, right.</i>          

214
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:31,129
   <i> But he sure worked hard</i>     
        <i> to get there,</i>          

215
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,331
  <i> and if you work hard, too...</i> 

216
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,333
          <i> Not really.</i>          

217
00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:38,203
      <i> His Watchdogs did</i>        
<i>most of the fightin' for him.</i>   

218
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,840
           <i> Oh, right.</i>          

219
00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:45,343
   <i> So then the lesson was...</i>   

220
00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,345
             <i> uh...</i>             

221
00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:50,348
         <i> Don't know.</i>           
 <i> It sure was funny, though.</i>    

222
00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:54,285
 WANDER: <i> But there's nothin'</i>   
 <i> funny about bicycle safety.</i>   

223
00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:58,223
         <i> Always wear</i>           
          <i> a helmet.</i>            

224
00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:04,262
         <i> That's just</i>           
      <i> good horse sense.</i>        

225
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:07,432
       <i> ( both laughing )</i>       

226
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,339
      Probes, get in here.      

227
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:19,210
      Oh, please tell me        
       one of you found         

228
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,445
      a non-lame planet         
         to dominate.           

229
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:25,050
     We're running low on       
         Volcanium X.           

230
00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:28,353
         You, Bot 42,           
   show me what you've got.     

231
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,955
             Scouting Measlon 3.

232
00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:32,390
                 Trace elements 
                      detected. 

233
00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:33,725
                Population zero.

234
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:36,561
          Seriously?            
       Just one planet?         

235
00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:39,564
And this useless hunk of rock   
   is the best you've got?      

236
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,733
     I wouldn't even get        
 out of bed to destroy this.    

237
00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:44,536
       Recommendation:          
       Do not dominate.         

238
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:46,171
         Gee, ya think?         

239
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,339
      Bot 13, show this         
      poor, pathetic bot        

240
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:50,508
         how it's done.         

241
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:55,413
     Scouted: Thebulon 9.       
    Volcanium X detected.       

242
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:59,417
            Scouted: Strualiax. 
          Volcanium X detected. 

243
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:03,822
            Scouted: Aggrothia. 
          Volcanium X detected. 

244
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:06,191
                Recommendation: 
                       dominate 

245
00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:09,494
      Yes! That is what         
      I'm talkin' about.        

246
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:12,263
  Why can't the rest of you     
     be more like Bot 13?       

247
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:17,235
          As for you,           

248
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,405
    you've disappointed me      
      for the last time.        

249
00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:28,046
      Now the rest of you,      

250
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:30,381
       get back to work!        

251
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,350
         Affirmative,           
       Lord Dominator.          

252
00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:53,905
        Target acquired.        

253
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:57,542
       Seacironicus 12.         
 Commence scouting protocol.    

254
00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:11,456
         Sylvia, look.          

255
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,158
      Sylvia, look at me!       

256
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,392
           Sylvia,              
     you're not looking!        

257
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,094
      That's nice, Wander.      

258
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,829
    After all the running       
   we've been doing lately,     

259
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,731
   I'm gonna make the most      
        of this place           

260
00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:21,366
       before Dominator         
       wrecks it, too.          

261
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,498
Good golly,                     
I am so sorry.                  

262
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,500
Are you...                      
( gasps )                       

263
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,601
       A Dominator probe?       

264
00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:01,472
Still, the poor guy sure looks  
   like he needs some help.     

265
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,209
         Hello there.           
          You okay?             

266
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,643
       What's your name?        

267
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,213
     - ( probe beeping )        
      - Beep Boop, huh?         

268
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,515
Nice to meet you,               
Beep Boop.                      

269
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,517
Folks call me Wander.           
What brings you round           
these parts?                    

270
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,818
                     ( beeping )

271
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,553
            ( distorted voice ) 
                Explore planet. 

272
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:18,690
              Identify planet's 
            valuable resources. 

273
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,825
Hey, me, too.                   

274
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,794
Aw, you don't                   
seem so bad.                    

275
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:25,463
   - Wanna be travel pals?      
        - ( beeping )           

276
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,498
       Sylvia, I'd like         
        you to meet--           

277
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,969
Wander, buddy,                  
I promise to be                 
super interested                

278
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,371
 after my post-sleep nap.       

279
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,406
Why don't you go                
check out the boardwalk?        

280
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,575
       Sure thing, Syl.         
     Come on, Beep Boop.        

281
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,578
Yeah, beep boop,                
wazzle fazzle.                  
Whatever...                     

282
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,551
  A vacation's twice as fun     
        when you have           

283
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,286
         a travel pal           
      to share it with.         

284
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:54,592
         Scanning for           
         Volcanium X.           

285
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:02,467
        ( distorted )           
    Volcanium X detected.       

286
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:08,072
Great idea,                     
Beep Boop.                      
I love games.                   

287
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,251
           Volcanium X detected.

288
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,686
      Hmm.                      

289
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,521
        I really think          
        it's that one.          

290
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,500
          Oh, well,             
    better luck next time.      

291
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:41,072
 Volcanium X.                   

292
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,774
          Eggs? Oh,             
        you're hungry.          

293
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:45,043
       It's kind of hot         
          for eggs,             

294
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,711
          but I know            
     just what you need.        

295
00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:54,252
                     Analyzing. 
             Sample consists of 

296
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,988
                         sugar, 
              dairy substances, 

297
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,623
                 c-c-corn syrup.

298
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,426
Ice cream isn't just            
a bunch of ingredients.         

299
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,494
       It's the smiles          
         of children.           

300
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:07,298
    The joy of a delicious      
   cold treat on a hot day.     

301
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,468
   The best things in life      
      are more than just        
    a list of their parts.      

302
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,936
But between                     
you and me,                     

303
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:15,006
    the secret ingredient       
           is love!             

304
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:21,179
           Volcanium X detected.

305
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,117
         What is it,            
         travel pal?            

306
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,319
        Volcanium X detected.   

307
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,388
Oh, I get it.                   

308
00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:34,158
             Oh, you look great!

309
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,028
  - Let's try on everything!    
     - Negative, negat...       

310
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:42,100
              ♪ ♪               

311
00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:58,383
           Whoo-hoo!            

312
00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:39,757
Beep Boop, you've been          
such an amazing travel pal,     

313
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,026
so I got you                    
a present.                      

314
00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:44,095
I saw how much                  
you wanted it,                  

315
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,963
so I went back                  
and I won it for you.           

316
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:49,667
          Volcanium X!          

317
00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:55,073
Wander, where are you, buddy?   
          ( gasps )             

318
00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:57,775
        A Dominator bot?        

319
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,410
Wander, no!                     

320
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,380
Well, hey, Sylvia.              
Meet my friend Beep Boop.       

321
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:03,915
           Friend?              
      That hunk of metal        

322
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,783
    is one of Dominator's       
           probes.              

323
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,518
         Well, sure,            
       on the outside.          

324
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,054
      And on the inside,        
  it's all lava and lasers,     

325
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:13,591
     and a computer brain       
programmed only for destruction.

326
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:17,395
   He also likes ice cream,     
and making silly faces, and--   

327
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:20,264
Wander! That thing              
is gonna signal Dominator       

328
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,967
to come destroy                 
this planet with                
us on it.                       

329
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:25,036
                  Oh, Beep Boop 
              loves this place. 

330
00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:26,737
                 He would never 
                 do anything... 

331
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,673
     Volcanium X obtained.      

332
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,677
        System repair           
         in progress.           

333
00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:43,054
...like that.                   

334
00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:46,124
                     Beep Boop! 
                          Stop! 

335
00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:49,093
      Please don't leave.       

336
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:50,895
  We had so much fun today,     
          didn't we?            

337
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:52,630
      We could have fun         
        tomorrow, too,          

338
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,298
         if you wanted.         

339
00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:04,208
                      Beep Boop!

340
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,578
 Get a grip, buddy.             

341
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,313
That's an evil robot.           

342
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,115
              He's not evil.    

343
00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,084
         He's my pal,           
      and he'll be back.        

344
00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:15,653
         - I know it.           
   - Yeah, back to destroy      
         this planet.           

345
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,488
    We need to warn people      
      to get outta here         

346
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,090
       before Dominator         
          shows up.             

347
00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:21,659
                I'm not leaving 
             without Beep Boop. 

348
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,327
    Wander.                     

349
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,965
        Bot 13, report.         

350
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,401
       You better have          
    something good for me.      

351
00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:35,173
         What? No way!          

352
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:37,675
      No one planet has         
    that much Volcanium X.      

353
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,977
         ( evil laugh )         

354
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:43,881
 With all that, I could power   
   my entire army forever!      

355
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:47,818
Bot 13,                         
you are the man!                

356
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,687
I am gonna                      
rock this world.                

357
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:54,125
 Literally. I'm gonna turn it   
 into a rock about this big.    

358
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:01,032
      Where is the place?       

359
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,900
Bot 13,                         
display coordinates.            

360
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,702
 Bot 13?                        

361
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,905
Bot 13, I said                  
display coordinates.            

362
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,908
Access your stupid memory chip, 
and download your data file.    

363
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,311
         I built you,           
    and I can unbuild you,      

364
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,079
      you bucket of bolts.      

365
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,481
   The best things in life      
      are more than just        

366
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:19,217
     a list of their parts.     

367
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,887
            Bot 13!             

368
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:28,426
      - I am Beep Boop.         
           - What?!             

369
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,231
  No. No! No, no, no, no, no!   

370
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:36,567
       Cancel deletion.         
    No, reverse, reverse!       

371
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,237
            Noooo!!             

372
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:45,076
 You ruined everything!         

373
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:48,946
        You... you...           
      you piece of junk!        

374
00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:55,353
   Oh, what a disappointment.   

375
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:14,605
       I am Beep Boop.          
      ( voice distorts )        

376
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:22,580
I thought Beep Boop             
would be back by now.           

377
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:23,814
                Hm, so did I.   

378
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:26,083
    Buddy, don't                
    you see?                    

379
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:28,953
He didn't sell us out           
to Dominator after all.         

380
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,422
     Maybe you really did       
   get through to that bot.     

381
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,791
        Huh. I guess so.        

382
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,860
Hey, look,                      
a shooting star.                

383
00:21:38,163 --> 00:21:39,930
                 Make a wish.   

384
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:43,034
          Good luck,            
          Beep Boop.            

