♪♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ ♪ Wander over yonder ♪
♪ Wander wander over over yonder yonder wander yonder ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ ♪ Wander over yonder ♪
All right!
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ ♪ Wander over yonder ♪
♪ Wander! Wander! Over! Over! Yonder! Yonder! Wander! Yonder! ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ ♪ Wander over yonder ♪
♪ Yip bi dit dit dit ♪
[screaming]
[laser gun blasts]
[door bangs open]
Angela, Mom and Dad are gonna be worried sick.
What was so important that you ran off in the middle of an evacuation?!
Aw, sweetie.
It's alright, Melodie. I can get us back to the escape ship.
I'll just jump out and be all like, "Hey, Robodorks!
I'm gonna rewire your hardware!" Bam! Pow!
That's crazy! We should lie low and wait for this to blow over.
Maybe we could just, um, ask the robots to not be so mean?
I'm really liking my "Hey, Robodorks" plan.
Well, whatever we do, we have to do it fast or we'll miss our--
--escape ship.
[crying]
I'll scramble their circuits!
No! I'm too young for half of me to die!
Jamie! David! Hank! It'll be OK,
The Hero of legend will save us.
Of course!
Duh!
The Hero will totally stop Dominator!
What's the matter? You've never heard the legend of the Hero?
He's a hundred feet tall!
I heard he ate a supernova on a dare!
He fights for what's right!
He's--
Oh no! Stop hat and roll!
What are you kids still doing here?!
Dominator's gonna crack this planet in half any second now!
[babbling]
Don't worry, Ma'am. "Ma'am"?
The Hero's gonna arrive to save us! He can handle anything.
[babbling] Well, until that guy shows up...
maybe we get you to your folks.
[crash]
Boy, we sure are lucky we found you kids.
Aw, we woulda been fine, mister. The Hero woulda saved us!
Oooh! Which hero? Prince Cashmere? Stella Starbella? Sir Bradley Starlight?
Naw, not those jokers. The Hero.
He's a mythical furry creature.
I heard he took out Lord Hater himself!
WANDER: Oh really? [screaming]
I hereby conquer this planet in the name of Lord Hater!
The greatest in the galaxy!
[cackles]
[man humming dramatically]
WANDER: Aw is he givin' him a lovin' friendship hug?
HANK: Nah. He's squeezing the life out of him!
[screams]
Oh. O... kay.
[stomach grumbles]
[giggles]
Don't listen to Hank. He's got the Hero all wrong.
He's super cool n' edgy.
He won't just save the planet, he'll make Dominator look like a dork too!
[scraping]
Plus he was around way before Hater.
I heard he took down Major Threat!
MAJOR THREAT: The Million Year Darkness is nigh!
Once I've blotted out the sun, a reign of fear and...
[electric guitar music]
[cackling]
[loud belch]
Oh no.
[explosion]
Aw, sorry Major Threat.
Did I do dat?! Major bummer! [farts]
Did I mention he's super witty and hilarious?
♪ When you're a stupid dummy ♪
♪ And you got a stupid face... ♪
Agghh! Oh yeah!?
Well, how would you like... this?!
[laser blasts]
Ahhh heh heh heh haaa!
Oh yeah? Well, how would you like...
mustard or mayo?! Mustard or mayo?! Mustard or mayo?! Mustard or mayo?!
Please stop! You are so totally--
Radical?! Beedle deedle dee!
Annoying!
[screams]
[farting]
[ fart continues ]
Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit!
[laughs]
But I-I-I don't...
Sylvia, I would never... I-I-I--
I know, buddy. Some kids are just really intense.
No way, Jamie! He's a monster.
He's an outlaw!
- Monster! - Outlaw!
Please! Stop! The Hero isn't mean.
He's kind and curious.
He's kinda like a little kid.
What a neat town this is. I'll have to remember to take lots of neat pictures
to remember this neat town by.
[loud crash]
[screaming]
Wha--?
[roaring]
DAVID: And he doesn't travel alone.
He's got a big, strong friend that protects him
from bad stuff like galactic dictators.
'Bout time.
What? What? Nothing.
Oh no! There shouldn't be a monster here.
I'm going to need help to stop it.
Come in Silver 7. I need you!
[rocket blasts off]
♪ Silver 7 ♪
♪ Ultra robot fighting force ♪
♪ Silver 7 ♪
♪ Super-mechanized wonder horse ♪
♪ Your monster-smashing friend ♪
♪ Until the end ♪
♪ Silver 7 ♪
CHILD: Silver 7, activate Protocol Duchess!
I love you Silver 7!
♪ Silver 7 ♪
♪ Your monster-smashing friend until the end ♪
♪ Silver 7 ♪
Oh... kay.
Well, according to my calculations, your planet's escape ship should be passing by
in the morning, so unless anybody else has any non-robot horse theories,
maybe we should all get a little rest.
"Theories"? Please. That was cute for fanfiction,
but it's hardly canon. The Hero isn't like that.
Oh, yeah? How do you know?
Because I know where he comes from.
- You do? - You do?
Oh yes. His true origins are dark and complex, with lots of twists and feels.
So many feels.
At the dawn of time, there was a race of Star Nomads
who travelled the galaxy spreading light and joy.
But the youngest and most innocent Nomad wandered off,
and his uncontrollable curiosity accidentally released an ancient evil...
[growling]
...that corrupted his father,
turning him into a creature of pure hate!
Shocking twist!
Racked with guilt, the Hero travels the galaxy,
trying to undo the mistakes of his past,
while also trying to find his long-lost sister
who has sworn revenge against him! Double twist!
To survive, he'll have to unlock his inner strength,
compassion, courage, and the power of the wolf!
[growling]
This horrible curse--
HANK: Wait, I thought it was inner strength.
MELODIE: Inner strength can be a curse!
[howling] It can only be lifted
by his true love...
a secret winged princess.
HANK: Aww, come on! JAMIE: Are you kidding?
Silence! This is only part one of a three part trilogy!
Soooo...
So you see, Emperor Awesome's his half-brother and the Evil Sandwich is his cousin and...
But he still crushes villains right?!
Dudes' gotta have a guitar!
What about Silver 7, His friend to the end!
[loud stomping]
[electronic scanning noise]
- This is not happening. - We're doomed!
- This is not happening. - We're dead!
What are we gonna do? The hero's not here yet!
WANDER: The escape ship!
How can we get the kids up there with Bots focused on the ship?
Easy. They'll be focused on us!
Hey, fellas, perhaps you would like a warm, distracting hug!?
Sylvia, activate protocol Orbit Away!
- Thanks! - Thanks, ma'am. - Thank you.
And don't worry! When we find him, we'll send the Hero back to help you!
Hey, why didn't you set those kids straight and tell them the truth?
Aw, Syl, it doesn't matter if the stories are true or not.
All that matters is that they give them hope.
Now ride, Silver 7, ride!
[laughs]
[gasps]
[groans] Nothing!
We have nothing! No power, no planets, no plan!
Dominator's obliterating the entire galaxy, and I've got no idea how to stop her!
And she won't even go on a date with me.
Sir, I'm sure being rejected by your most hated enemy
that you're also in love with feels... bad?
But we really, really, really need a plan,
and I can't believe I'm saying this, but I could really use your help!
Yes! That's it!
Really?! You know how to stop Dominator?
Don't fret, C-Peeps,
I have the perrrfect plan.
Oh, thank Grop!
I'm gonna finally go tell our neighbor
to clean up his stupid lawn!
[canned laughter]
With all due respect, sir, we came to Suburbon V to lay low.
Dominator would never look for us in this boring cul-de-sac,
thus making it the perfect place to hide while we formulate our plan
to save the galaxy so we can take it over again.
But that jerk has the messiest yard on the block
and his leaves keep blowing onto our...
Rahh! He's doing it on purpose!
[canned laughter]
May have lost the galaxy but I'm not gonna let some dumb-wad neighbor mess with my turf!
Whaddup, Neighbroham?
Awesome in da cul-da-sizzy! Wha-- What?
[groans] What are you doing here?!
Oh, uh, totally not terrified and hiding from D-- Domi--
that lady villain and her horrifying, universe-ending onslaught
and her fiery fiery fists, and don't let her get me! Nooo!
[canned laughter]
Oh, um, [clears throat] why are you here?
Uh, totally not what you just said.
Right. So. Wassup?
Well, neighbor, I just wanted to come by and say
Clean up your filthy leaves!!!
Please. She may be in charge up there,
but down here, this is my cul-de-sizzy.
So cross me and it'll be the end of the road, neighbor!
Watchdogs, eyes up!
Fist fighters, punch it!
No! no powers, no armies,
no fighting, or we'll be found out!
Sir, is this one of those things where you obsess
over something to cover up the real issue?
Of course not! I just refuse to be publicly humiliated by Dominator...
I mean, Domineighbor!
[canned laughter] Our dumb neighbor.
[sighs] And there it is. OK, listen!
You stay on your side of the street, you stay on ours,
and for everyone's safety, shake hands and be neighborly!
[both growl]
[applause]
No!
No "Grrr"! Inside, both of you!
OK, sir, new plan. What do we know about Dominator?
[leaf blower blaring]
[chuckling] Clean enough for ya, neighbor?
[sighs]
[growls]
[chuckles] You're welcome!
[growls]
Raa! Raa! Raa! Raa! Raa! Raa! Raa! Raa!
Raa... raa... raa...
Raa... Raa...
Sir, please, this is pointless.
We need to get some sleep and strategize fresh in the morning.
Right right. In the morning.
[rooster crows]
[bicycle bell rings]
Aw, good morning, Mr. Hater.
Morning, Jimmy.
[growling]
Go on, Tim, do your business.
Good boy, Captain Tim.
[canned laughter]
[gasps] Yes! The plan! The plan!
HATER: Yes the plan. Now Peepers, how can I help?
Really, you're not gonna...? What about Awesome?
Ha! I've got a feeling Awesome won't be bothering us ever again.
B-but how did he--? The acid totally--
Sir, now is not the time for a series of hair-brained competitive antics!
It's plan time and I really need your help!
[door slams]
Aww....
♪ Head back to the cul-de-sac to find a little peace and quiet ♪
♪ But my next door neighbor's getting on my nerves ♪
♪ And now sparks are flying, it's ♪
♪ Bad neighbors Bad neighbors ♪
♪ Every time I go outside ♪
♪ Bad neighbors Bad neighbors ♪
♪ Every occupy for bad neighbors ♪
[speed metal music]
[techno music]
[music plays louder]
[explosion]
[canned laughter]
[cheering] Awesome!
Mm-hm mm-hm, weld the tradwell to the fluxxor,
supercharge the overthrusting oscillator,
reflavven the aximus, and... and...
Done! I think I finally solved it, sir! Sir?
[grunting] Stupid wind!
Bat must be crooked! Ball's not regulation!
Too much gravity!
[glass breaks]
Inside. Now. To get my bat?
No! To give me your opinion on my brilliant plan and--
What is that infernal beeping?!
[truck beeping]
A moving truck?
Awesome is moving out!
Yes, I did it!
I win! I win! I win!
Now that I have your full, uninterrupted attention,
allow me to present my plan to stop Dominator and take back the galaxy!
Behold the one, the only--
[door bell rings]
[screaming]
Oh, Awesome. I heard you were leaving
and never ever ever ever ever eeeeever coming back.
Welp, ta-ta, don't drop by anytime!
The only thing I'll be dropping is the phattest of beats
at my sick end of the galaxy barbecue!
That's right. All the escaped villains will be there.
The cool ones, anyway. If D... Domin-aaahh--
if she is gonna take us out, we're going down partyin'!
We'll be using all the parking spots on the block, including your driveway,
I'm running 14 hot tubs off your outlet.
It's gonna be crazy loud, and it doesn't end until the galaxy does!
[people sigh]
Then everyone will know that Emperor Awesome is the greatest...
...in the cul-de-sac.
[applause]
Oh, and just to be 100% clear,
here's your non invitation.
[people sigh sadly]
Hasta!
Rrrrrraaaaaa!
No! No "Raaaaa". You are going to sit down, shut up,
and behold my ultimate plan to stop Dominator!
Uhhhh...
Gaaahh! I knew it!
This is a terrible plan!
A net? A net? She shoots lava!
[cries]
No, Peepers, this could actually work.
[gasps] Really? Yes!
If we simply replace Dominator with Emperor Awesome,
we could totally ruin his stupid barbecue
and I could become
the greatest in the cul-de-sac!
[screams]
That's it! Who cares about the cul-de-sac?
The galaxy is in danger!
I've been asking for your help for days,
but you'd rather waste your time playing pranks on a muscle-headed mackerel!
Do you really wanna know how to stop that guy?
Just throw a better barbecue!
Set the grill flame to 456 degrees!
Food-to-guest ratio equals 3-Y to the n-power!
Execute décor protocol Omicron!
Play "Hater's Chill Mix" at 64 decibels!
Hot Sauce,
lemonade,
multiple spoons!
Apron!
Turn! Flip! Turn! Flip! Turn! Flip!
And don't skimp on the cole slaw!
Dinner is served.
Whoa! Check out Hater's place!
What? Bros, you can't ditch me for that poser.
Sorry, loser.
Guess they're having too much fun over here with me:
the greatest in the cul-de-sac!
[canned laughter]
Way to go, Peepers! Couldn't have planned it better myself.
Wait. Do you mean to say
this whole time, all your juvenile, pointless
neighborhood one-upsmanship was all to inspire me,
to break me out of my planning funk?
You've taught me that whether it's stopping a powerful villainess
or throwing the perfect barbecue, when the chips are down
sometimes you need a small win to give you the confidence for a big win.
Oh, thank you, sir!
Uhhh, yeah. That thing you said.
Watchdogs, eyes up!
I may not have an exact plan to stop Dominator,
but I'm confident I will!
Commander Peepers!
[canned laughter]
[bicycle bell rings]
Oh, hey, Mr. Awesome.
Hey, Jimmy.
[applause]
♪ Where do all the villains go ♪
♪ When Dominator's drilled and dried ♪
♪ Send 'em back to the Bad Guy cul-de-sac ♪
♪ And watch the sparks fly, it's ♪
♪ Bad neighbors Bad neighbors... ♪