♪♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ ♪ Wander over yonder ♪
♪ Wander wander over over yonder yonder wander yonder ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ ♪ Wander over yonder ♪
All right! Hater!
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ ♪ Wander over yonder ♪
♪ Wander over, over yonder ♪
♪ Wander yonder wander yonder ♪
♪ Yip bi di dit bip bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪ ♪ Wander over yonder ♪
I, King Bingleborp of the Binglebops,
declare this Bingleberry Festival,
assuming that no horrible galactic dictators
show up to destroy it again,
to be the best in the history of Binglebopopolis!
( cheering )
Seriously?
All right, everyone, you know the drill.
( screaming )
Ah! A giant dom bot?
Oh, the poor Binglebops.
They just refurbished their Ferris wheel.
What are we gonna do?
( engine revving loudly )
For all your troubles.
Have you met my daughter,
the princess?
What did he say, my dear?
It never hurts to help.
What a show-off!
What an inspiration!
BOTH: Wait, what?
Inspiration?
Wander, the only thing that guy was inspired by was us.
I mean, green hat, orange fuzz.
But where's the flap-drassin' heart and sincerity?
But he actually took out a giant dom bot.
And nobody's been able to do that.
Even you.
Well, maybe this guy is too good to be true.
We need to track this wandering do-gooder.
WANDER: Huh.
I thought I saw him take off towards Flendar.
There's the Flendarians.
There's another giant dom bot
coming to destroy them and all they hold dear.
But no hotshot.
( gasps ) No hotshot! Oh, no. Who will save them?!
( shrieking )
You know what? Tromp that guy.
If he can take down a dom bot, I can take down a dom bot.
Come on, Wander. We got this.
Um, Sylvia...
Hey, dumb bot, here come the real hero-ooooes.
Have you met the princess?
It never hurts to help.
Oh, yeah!
Did you see what he just did?
He saved us from that dangerous dom bot.
No, he shoved us out of the way
of that dangerous dom bot so he could get the glory.
Huh. Methinks I spy a green-eyed monster.
Where? I'll take him down before that hotshot does.
Sylvia, are you... jealous?
Of him? Please.
There's something phony in his bologna,
and I'm gonna prove it.
♪ He rides a hover speeder ♪
♪ Across the galaxy ♪
♪ When dom bots come a-callin' ♪
♪ He triumphs handily ♪
♪ He'll rescue towns ♪
♪ And fight for truth ♪
♪ Though he's a mystery ♪
♪ And all the damsels, they concur ♪
♪ He's the best you'll ever see ♪
♪ Yes, the best you'll ever see ♪
Hee-yah!
Ahem!
And also Sylvia is also the best.
There can be two bests.
Okay, I've triangulated the bot attacks,
and if my calculations are correct,
this planet is most likely the next target.
Finally, we'll be able to stop the hotshot...
I mean bots... Stop the bots once and for all.
Okay, Wander? Wander?
Sylvia, I'm the strong, silent type.
Pretend I'm not talking right now.
I don't know what you see in that guy.
Sure, he may be a little "grrr" for my taste,
but he's stoppin' bots, helpin' folks,
and makin' people happy.
Maybe we can learn a thing or two from him.
Now... sh.
Oh, no, you don't.
That bot is mine!
Hello, Mr. Hotshot. Long-time follower.
Literally. I've been following you around all over the place.
I've been trying to ask if you might like to team up
and help us out.
Your hover speeder's really loud,
and I don't think you can hear me.
Ha! Not so hot now, are ya?
( screeching )
Okay, bot, prepare to...
( Sylvia gulps )
( meekly ) Meet your doom.
( angry snort )
( Sylvia yells )
Ah... stop. Get off.
You're gonna damage the hardware.
What?
( sheepish laugh )
You should see your face right now.
It's all, like, "Waaah, I'm so confused!"
Enlighten me.
Uh, well, so, like, my cousin and I,
we found this busted dom bot,
and he sorta thought, why don't we fix it up?
And I pretend to attack towns,
and then he can rush in and save the day,
and get the reward and smooch all the pretty ladies.
Smooch all the pretty ladies?
Oh, no.
WANDER: What's your favorite way to help?
Mine is every way. Where you from?
Hey, who are you under this hat?
Get off me, Wander.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Gasp. Brad Starlight. You?!
But why?
Because I am strong. I am a man.
I have a big chin.
I am the hero. Me, me, me!
This should be my thunder,
and you and your dumb steed aren't gonna take it from me.
Brad, there's plenty of thunder.
Maybe there's a way you can still help us stop Dominator.
Stop Dominator?
( laughs ) Simple jester.
I can't very well help planets and smooch princesses
if I'm dead, can I?
But you're not actually helping.
Aha, quiet, girl.
It never hurts to help... yourself.
Chad! Okay, take two.
I'll go back to Point A, you dispose of them,
attack the town, I'll ride in,
do the thing with the thing, and the money and the smooching,
and the fame and the glory. Good? Go!
Who's the wandering hero now?
Ow! Oh, my knee. My knee!
Shut up!
Yeah, so, sorry about this, but,
prepare to meet your doom, I guess.
SYLVIA: Oh, no. That's a real dom bot.
Wait, what?
Oh, I forgot. I have, like, a thing
somewhere where there's not a real killer robot. Later.
Oh, poor Bradley.
He's so misguided and bad at things.
That bot's gonna kill him!
- Yep. - Sylvia!
But they're so crush-y and laser-y and hurt-y.
And Brad is so... Bradley.
NH2H.
Besides, we're his only hope.
Fine, fine. We'll go be real heroes.
You, bot. Prepare to meet your...
Chad! You know the face is off limits.
Jawlines like these are not something to take lightly.
Chad! I'm telling your... mother.
BOT: No mother.
Only Dominator.
- Oh, no. - ( crashing )
Oh, help!
Somebody help me!
( loud revving )
Sylvia! Whoo hoo!
Wander, sh!
We're trying to do the strong, silent type thing.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
BRAD: Help!
Not the chin.
Thank you. Thank you.
This was a hard-won victory, but under my guidance,
even dumb animals and silly sidekicks
can be taught to fight the forces of fright.
Yeah, thanks for the help.
Well, to the victor go the spoils, huh, hotshot?
Have you met the princess?
BRAD: Why, no, but who am I to deny
a comely lass the honor of repaying my bravery
with copious amounts of smoooo...
Oh, no!
Aw! I think she likes him.
( Brad screaming )
System updating.
Integrating frostonium capabilities.
Twenty-eight percent completed.
( bored groan )
Ball updating.
( frustrated grunt )
How much longer is this flarfin' update gonna take?
I wanna destroy something!
Calculating remaining update time.
Six minutes and 30 seconds.
Oh, that's not so bad.
Recalculating remaining update time.
Twenty years and five days.
What?! Ugh, never mind.
Hey, Bot 76, you wanna hear a joke?
Okay, okay, so a Flendarian,
a Kremlon, and a ballet dancer
walk into a petting zoo.
And then, the ballet dancer says,
"Annihilation? I thought her name was Susan."
( laughing )
And then, you know, she got annihilated.
Oh, come on. That was funny.
Oh. Run humor protocol.
Humor protocol updating.
Whatever. I'm hilarious.
I bet everyone on that planet is having so much fun right now.
Ugh. I wish I could just destroy them.
Hmm.
But since I can't...
Bots, I'm going out. I know, I know.
"But Dominator, it's too dangerous
to go out there without your armor, yada, yada, yada."
Well, no one will even know it's me. Don't wait up.
There you go.
Take your time. You're doin' great.
- ( horns honking ) - Thank you for your patience, everyone.
( dance music plays )
Next up on the mic is Sylvia the Zbornak.
♪ Party time and you're on the move ♪
Hey!
It's that Zbornak that's always getting up in my grill.
( giggling )
This night is shaping up even better than I thought.
♪ Nobody's gonna keep you down, girl ♪
♪ Gettin' into the music sound, girl ♪
♪ You know what you are ♪
♪ You're a groovin' gal ♪
♪ On the prowl ♪
♪ Rulin' the party now ♪
♪ Groovin' gal, I hear your cats meow ♪
♪ When you get that song in your ear canal ♪
♪ You can dance, you can rock ♪
♪ Dance your way to the top ♪
Oh, no, she didn't.
Ooh, fight.
♪ Groovin' gal ♪
Everybody fight!
Wow, thanks for saving my hide back there.
- Wait, do I know you? - No.
♪ Who's that groovin' gal? ♪
( laughter )
What the...
My totally legitimate establishment.
Uh-oh.
What a rush!
I haven't had a decent rumble in ages.
Pretty slick moves you had in there. I'm Sylvia.
Oh, and I'm...
uh... Dee.
Nice to meet you, Dee.
I guess I better go find another karaoke joint.
I've got some time to kill.
- DRIVER 1: Aw, come on! - DRIVER 2: Move! Just pick them up!
You wanna come along?
Oh... ( stammering )
That's them, the broads that whaled on me.
Get 'em!
- Oh, Grop. - Quick, hop on.
♪ This is a girls' night ♪
♪ I wanna live ♪
♪ I want a night on the town ♪
♪ Run wild in the streets ♪
♪ When everybody is around ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
( laughter )
♪ This is a girls' night ♪
♪ Inconsiderate goons ♪
♪ Yes, I'm talkin' 'bout you ♪
♪ It's time to let the ladies be ♪
♪ Let us do what we do ♪
♪ This is a girls' night ♪
And then the ballet dancer says,
"Annihilation? I thought her name was Susan."
( raucous laughter )
That is hilarious!
I know, right?
I gotta say, it is so nice to run wild for once,
instead of always having to bail someone else
- out of trouble. - ( horns honking )
I know exactly what you mean.
Sometimes you just gotta let loose, have some fun
blow up a sun,
leave a solar system in an endless state of darkness
and eternal winter as everyone freezes
in their last poses of anguish,
like, Noooooo!
( raucous laughter )
Oh, you have such a strange sense of humor.
Oh, why are all my friends so weird?
Uh...
friend?
Take a look at that.
What a view, huh?
Yeah. I guess so.
End of the line, girlies.
So youse the ones who trashed my classy karaoke joint
and roughed up my nephew.
Now you two's gonna pay.
Unless you offer me a sincere apology.
I'm sorry, what?
Oh. Oh, yeah,
things did get a little out of control.
We are sorry about the mess.
Apologize?
You really expect me to beg for mercy?
Fat chance, you sad, pathetic excuse for a crime lord.
Excuse me?
There is nothing I hate more than rudeness.
Oh, yeah?
And what are you gonna do about it, bub?
Drip slime on me?
How dare you?!
You want scary, I'll give you scary.
Maybe my pit monster should teach you some manners.
Tone it down, will ya, Dee?
- You're gonna get us eaten. - I don't think so.
These losers need to learn what happens
when they try to threaten me!
That was so rude!
All right, listen up, chumps.
I'm the new boss around here.
You'd all better do as I tell you
or you'll end up just like your little frightened friend.
( monster shrieking )
What are you doing?!
Uh, taking over the seedy underworld
so that we can run this planet from the shadows
with an iron fist. Duh! Come on, it'll be fun.
No. No way.
This has all gone way-ay-ay too far.
I did not sign up for this.
What? Hey, stop it.
I command you to stop.
Command me? Who do you think you are?
I thought we were friends.
Friends are supposed to do what you tell them to do.
What, like robots?
That's not what friends do.
Friends help each other out, but they're still their own people.
Speaking of which, how about helping me
fight off this thing?
No one gets to tell me what to do.
Fight it off yourself.
All right, minions, who's with me?
Our boss is in trouble. We gotta help him.
Seriously? Fine!
I don't even need you lame-o's.
( Sylvia screams )
I can't hold him off much longer.
Run! Get outta here!
I'm trying!
Sylvia! What are you doing down there?
Granddad!
Kids!
( roaring )
You have no idea how glad I am to see you, buddy.
Lady, I do not care much for that friend of yours.
Who was she anyway?
I have no idea.
And trust me, she's not my friend.
Oh, that reminds me.
Guess who I just saw leaving as I was coming in?
Dominator! Crazy, huh?
Just threw this jacket into a bus driver's face
causing a three-car pile-up and took off.
Wonder what she was doing here?
Wait. What?
I'm back! Did you miss me?
So today I learned that friends are dumb,
and way overrated.
They don't do what you tell them to do,
and sometimes, they even try and tell you what to do.
Can you believe that?
I don't even know why everyone makes such a big deal about them.
How's that update coming along?
Ugh!
( chair creaking )
( horns honking )
( honking continues )