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♪♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander over yonder ♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander over yonder ♪
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♪ Wander wander over over
yonder yonder wander yonder ♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander over yonder ♪
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All right!
Hater!
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander over yonder ♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander over yonder ♪
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♪ Wander over,
over yonder ♪
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♪ Wander yonder
wander yonder ♪
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♪ Yip bi di dit bip
bi-ee-i-di-dit ♪
♪ Wander over yonder ♪
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( crowing )
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Okay, Wander,
I'm up.
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You don't have to...
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Since when am I
the first one up?
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Good morning, Sylvia.
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What a beautiful day.
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Uh, you feeling okay
there, buddy?
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Okay?
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I'm feeling great.
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How's about a rousing
"good morning" song
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to get this day
started right?
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( humming and playing
discordantly )
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Wander, are you... sick?
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Me sick? No way.
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Sylvia, I can assure you
that I am the farthest thing
in the world
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from being...
( sneezes loudly )
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...sick.
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I'm fine, Sylvia.
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Really. I have too much
to do today to be sick.
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I'll just power through
with the power...
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friendship, smile, sunshine.
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Banjo face or something.
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Oh, no. The only way
you're gonna get better
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is if you get some rest.
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I'll take care
of everything.
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Oh, don't go out of
your way for me.
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I got this.
I got this.
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I got this,
I got this.
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I... I did it!
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Okay, I'm gonna go get
some wood for a fire.
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You stay here and rest.
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Okay.
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Wander, what are you...
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Helping you collect
firewood.
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( thunder crashing )
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You don't have to
do anything, okay?
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If you need something,
just ask.
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Is there anything
you need?
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Well, a glass of water
might be nice.
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One water,
coming right...
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...up.
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- Stay.
- You got it.
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Just as soon as I help you
start this fire... ( sneezes )
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Buddy. ( sighs )
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I know you always
wanna help,
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but sometimes, you have to
take care of yourself first.
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But I can't be sick.
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I'm already way behind on
my morning helping routine.
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If I don't help everyone
who needs helping,
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terrible things
might happen.
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Yeah, like you getting
so sick you can't help anyone.
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So you miss out
on a few chores.
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It's not the end
of the universe.
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( muffled groan )
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How about I do
your helping routine for you?
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Really?
I don't know.
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It's kind of
a tall order.
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Come on. You've helped
me so many times.
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It's time for you
to let me help you.
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Just tell me what
you need me to do
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and I will go do it while you
stay here and do nothing.
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Well... okay.
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I usually start my morning
by making brekkies for you,
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me, and any locals
that might be around.
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Did you feed
all the locals?
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All the locals?
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Next, I usually go give
Buster a good scratch
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behind the ears.
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You've gotta go hit
the snooze button
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on Lord Hater's
alarm clock,
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or he'll be really
cranky all day.
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( screeching )
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Give the black cube
a banjo lesson.
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Raise the soles of Peepers'
shoes another eighth of an inch.
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Oh, way to grow,
Commander Peepers.
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Let's get awesome.
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And feed Emperor Awesome's
white tigrexes.
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Oh, the Watchdogs'
intramural tetherball finals
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are today,
and they need a referee.
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( whistle blowing )
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- Point, Barry.
- Whoo hoo!
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Give the floor at Blorpee's
a good mopping.
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You missed a...
( sneezes ) spot.
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Double check that no one
on Okeydokeyia needs help/
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We never do.
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Hit Hater's
snooze button again.
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( screeching )
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Change Huckleberry
Knucklehead's diaper.
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Throw out anything that
doesn't have a name in
the Watchdogs' fridge.
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Return any
lost socks.
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( sobbing loudly )
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Isn't that your sock?
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Oh, yeah.
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Make sure to hit
Lord Hater's snooze button
one more time.
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- ( sneezes )
- ( screeching )
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Oh, and there's
one more thing.
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Water Dominator's cactus.
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What? But... wait.
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Why does Dominator
even have a cactus?
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( sniffing wetly )
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I left a cactus
in her guest bathroom
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the last time
we were there.
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I thought it really
brightened up the place.
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( coughs, sniffs )
But you're right, Syl.
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I shouldn't ask you
to do something so dangerous.
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I will do it myself.
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Flab drass it, Wander.
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Crab-hammerin' cactus.
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Where is this
guest bathroom anyway?
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- ( loud sneeze )
- Oh, no.
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Wander!
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Hey, Sylvia.
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Wait. Is this the...
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Is this the guest bathroom?
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But where's the cactus?
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Yeah, that's what
I wanted to tell you.
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I actually think
I might've just dreamed
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about getting
Dominator a cactus.
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You know what?
We should go get
her a cactus.
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Call it Spike.
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( sighs )
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Stay there...
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and rest!
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Okay?
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( sniffles )
Okay, Sylvia.
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Oh, you seriously do
all this every day
before I'm even awake?
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You're a very
heavy sleeper.
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I could use a nap
now, that's for sure.
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- Sylvia!!
- What is it?
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I forgot to visit
Ms. Myrtle.
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- Who's what now?
- ( sniffles very wetly )
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Every week, I visit
this kindly old lady,
Ms. Myrtle,
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and bring her a can
of snickerdoodles,
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so we can chat,
we can catch up.
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Oh, she loves snickerdoodles.
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I can't let her down.
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Oh, Wander, you not
visiting an old lady
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is not the end
of the universe.
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But, but, but!
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Wander, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Okay. I will go visit
Ms. Myrtle for you.
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But you have to promise me
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that you're gonna
stay right here
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and finally get
some rest, okay?
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( sighs )
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I promise.
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Good. Now sleep.
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You got it.
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Sylvia!
The snickerdoodles!
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Huh. Weird place for
some old biddy to live.
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Ms. Myrtle?
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Ms. Myrtle?
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- Ms...
- ( loud rumbling )
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Ms. Myrtle?
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I'm coming, Sylvia.
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Who dares disturb the slumber
of Ms. Myrtle,
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the eternal turtle,
keeper of the cosmos,
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weaver of the very fabric
of the galaxy?!
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Only I can save the universe.
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Must deliver
snicker... doodles.
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( sneezes )
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Ms. Myrtle, please don't
destroy the universe.
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I'm here, I'm here.
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I brought your snicker...
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( laughing )
And then the ballet
dancer says,
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"Annihilation?
I thought her name was Susan."
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( laughter )
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Myrtle?
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Oh, hello, Wander.
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Your delightful friend
Sylvia and I are having
such a grand time.
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But, but, but...
the cookies.
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Why hasn't
the universe ended?
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Oh, Wander dear,
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though I do enjoy
your visits,
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Sylvia said you were sick,
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so I understand
why you couldn't come.
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It's all right to let
other people help
you, you know.
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It's not the end
of the universe.
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( laughter )
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Yeah, never hurts to
let someone... help.
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( snoring )
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Snickerdoodle?
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( laughs )
Oh, no.
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I can't stand those things.
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( laughs )
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Seriously, get them
out of my sight,
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or I'll destroy
the universe.
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Wow!
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Sylvia, there's a whole
little planet in here
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full of these little
itty-bitty Bitties.
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Wander, put that down
before he sees you.
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You dare touch the stuff
of the mighty wizard Neckbeard,
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the all-knowing naysayer.
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( coughs )
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Sorry, sorry.
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He was just making sure
no one else touches it.
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And now, he's putting
it back, right, Wander?
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( sighs ) Look, I'm like
the most laid-back guy there is.
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But this is my shop
full of rare and dangerous
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magic items too complex
for your tiny minds
to comprehend.
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So if you don't wanna unleash
the wrath of the greatest
wizard in the universe,
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you gotta treat
my word as law.
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Law one: no touching!
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Especially not my orb.
Feel me, muchacho?
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Sorry, O great Neckbeard.
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It won't happen again.
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So you want me
to help you find something
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to deal with
this "Dominator" lady?
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Yes. We heard you have
an item of great power
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that can zap her as
far away from this
galaxy as possible.
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- Is that right?
- No.
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I have something that will
translocate her
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as far away as possible,
but "zapping,"
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I have no idea
what that is.
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Okay. We heard you have
an item that can
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translocate her as far
away as possible.
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Please, O mighty Neckbeard,
you're our only hope.
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( loud groan )
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Fine. Follow me.
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Translocate you into
the next dimension, you big...
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Wander, no!
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Even if he is being
a real jerk,
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this guy may have
the only thing that can help us.
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So stay put,
don't question him,
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and stay out of
his business.
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What bad can come from learning
about these little guys?
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I mean, the more you know,
the more you grow.
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No. No knowin',
no growin',
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or we'll be
throwin' outta here,
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and Dominator will be
blowin' our galaxy to bits.
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Well, your point
did rhyme, so okay.
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Oh, what could one little
eyeball in somebody else's
business hurt?
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( gasps )
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Look at all those
little Bitties
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on their itty-bitty world
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leading their itty-bitty
Bitty lives.
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Why, it's Billy Bitty.
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He's lost his entire family.
Oh, no.
250
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,720
Will he have to
scour the universe
251
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:18,289
leaving no stone...
oh no, there they are.
252
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,791
It's Billy's wife Betty,
253
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:21,826
kissing him sweetly
on his way to work.
254
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:24,529
Meanwhile, Betty meets
her sister-in-law Beatrice
255
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,732
a professional masseuse
who's unlucky in love.
256
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:30,468
Unbeknownst to Beatrice,
her true love Benedict
257
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,637
is on the opposite
side of town,
258
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,572
searching for
something to fill
259
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,407
the Beatrice-sized
hole in his heart.
260
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:39,410
If only they could
find each other.
261
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:42,547
But I promised
not to mess with 'em.
262
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,251
Whoops.
263
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:51,723
( happy squealing )
Romance is in the air.
264
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,658
What was that?
265
00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:57,729
- Banjo, huh?
- ( humming )
266
00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:00,565
Yeah, well, I play...
the Theremin.
267
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,601
- ( tiny screams )
- Oh, no!
268
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,206
Oh, yeah, Theremins are
super complicated.
269
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,440
When people hear I play,
they're all, like,
270
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:13,711
"No way!
That's too hard."
271
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,446
But then I show them,
and they're, like,
272
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:18,016
"Stop. Stop being
a wizard immediately,
273
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,617
and be a pro musician."
274
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,452
And I'm all, "Thanks,
but I'm killing it
275
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,521
in the magic biz."
276
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,123
Hey, speaking of magic,
277
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,425
do you have any idea
where to find this zapping...
278
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,360
I mean, this translocating
device?
279
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:35,233
Because we know
your time is so very valuable,
280
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:38,202
and we are ashamed
to waste even a second of it.
281
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:40,805
Do not question
my methods, lady.
282
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:43,908
I am Neckbeard,
the all-knowing naysayer,
283
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:45,777
and my methods
shall be revealed
284
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:49,314
when I... see... fit!
285
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,352
( sighs )
I think it's over here.
286
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:57,889
( Bitties screaming )
287
00:15:57,891 --> 00:16:01,259
Whew! You're safe.
288
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,428
Oh, uh... hi.
289
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:06,831
- Uh, folks call me--
- ( screaming )
290
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,067
( Wander stammering )
291
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,168
Hushy-hush,
hushy-hush.
292
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,070
Don't be in such
a crushy-rush.
293
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,738
Just hushy-hush,
hushy-hush,
294
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:14,973
and fussy won't make
such a fuss.
295
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,975
That was a close one.
Phew!
296
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,309
ALL: Phew!
297
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,510
Whoa!
298
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:20,979
Whoa!!
299
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,914
That's amazing.
300
00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:25,116
Amazing!
301
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,951
♪ Yep a dip dip,
bip a ditty yip ♪
302
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,152
( repeating )
303
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:31,522
( laughter )
304
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,324
( laughing louder )
305
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,926
NECKBEARD:
What's so funny?
306
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:39,163
I'm just thinking
how foolish and lame we are
307
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,765
compared to you.
308
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:44,202
Huh, yeah.
That's pretty hilarious.
309
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:55,346
Oh, wow!
310
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,048
A statue for me of me?
311
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,716
I'm so flattered.
312
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,386
Oh, a bigger statue?
313
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:02,553
Thank you.
314
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,056
And you learned
to dance, too?
315
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:07,558
I told Sylvia
nothing bad would happen.
316
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,994
See, the more you know,
the more you...
317
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,996
( Bitties screaming )
318
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,264
Oh, no.
319
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:16,000
No, no, no.
320
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:18,403
No, no, no, no.
321
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,038
Ye... no.
322
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,040
Please, we really
need something.
323
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,541
Anything to stop
Dominator.
324
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,576
Which is it,
stop Dominator
325
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,678
or get rid of
Dominator?
326
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,480
Because those are
two different things.
327
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,582
Sounds like you need
an ultimate weapon.
328
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,587
A stick?
329
00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:47,832
A bow staff.
330
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,435
In the proper hands,
it's the deadliest weapon...
331
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:52,570
- ( growling )
- ...but you wouldn't know...
332
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,373
Zapping device--
what, where, how?
333
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,574
Translocate.
334
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,543
Okay, okay.
335
00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,111
Oblivion mirror.
336
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:02,180
It'll magically
transport anything
337
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,048
to the farthest regions
of the universe,
338
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,217
never to return,
but it only works once,
339
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,852
so you gotta be careful.
340
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,054
Finally.
Things are lookin' up.
341
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:11,456
( Bitties shrieking )
342
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,291
Empathy, not enemies.
343
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,593
Please there's plenty more
impressive things in the galaxy
344
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,628
to be into than little ol' me.
345
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:21,599
There's supernovas and meteor
showers and puppies and banjos
346
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:25,236
and best friends and triple
pickle pie and--
347
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:28,106
Do you have any idea
what you've done?
348
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,641
( screaming )
349
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,643
These guys were
mint in box.
350
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:35,313
They aren't ready to
understand a bigger universe.
351
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,647
They've already seen
too much.
352
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,716
That's crazy.
353
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,618
The more you know,
the more you grow.
354
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,887
Wrong, 'cause nobody
knows more than me.
355
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:45,790
And what they don't
know won't hurt them.
356
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,758
Here. Oblivion mirror.
357
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,627
Use this on Dominator
to send her wherever you want.
358
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,329
Now get outta here!
359
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,831
You mean it was
right there the whole...
360
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,167
Oh, never mind.
I thought we'd
never get outta here.
361
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:59,070
But Sylvia,
the Bitties.
362
00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:01,839
Buddy, I know,
but we've got bigger problems
363
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,108
than those small fries.
364
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:07,778
If we don't stop Dominator,
there may be no galaxy.
365
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,747
Besides, aren't they
better off not knowing about
366
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,150
all the horrible stuff
that's out there?
367
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,218
- No.
- Good.
- Wait, what?!
368
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,689
Hey, nay!
I say nay!
369
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,791
( Bitties screaming )
370
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,327
NECKBEARD:
Magic. Magic, magic,
magic, magic!
371
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,696
Magic, magic,
magic, magic. Magic!
372
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,698
Just because you act like
you know everything
373
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,500
- doesn't mean you do.
- Magic!
374
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,536
You can't keep other people
in the dark
375
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:32,970
just to make yourself
seem smart.
376
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:36,908
Magic, magic, magic.
Magic, magic. Magic!
377
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,882
Magic!
378
00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:53,424
Magic!
379
00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:06,804
Wow!
380
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,810
( growling )
381
00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:20,585
( deep voice )
Magic!!
382
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:24,689
Hey! I have
what you want,
383
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:27,325
you have what I want.
Unwinnable situation.
384
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,926
Now give me the orb.
385
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:31,395
Wander, we need
that mirror.
386
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,531
But Sylvia, everybody
deserves a chance
387
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:34,865
to try and understand
the universe.
388
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,834
( all squeaking )
389
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,569
Sorry, buddy.
390
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,438
Say good-bye
to your Bitties.
391
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,675
'Cause they're goin' on
a long trip.
392
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:47,111
Yo, know-it-all.
Catch!
393
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:49,513
Not in the face,
not in the face!
394
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,050
Noooo!
395
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:55,386
Not cool. They're
too small and stupid
396
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,188
to survive out there
in the universe.
397
00:20:57,190 --> 00:20:58,923
They're too primitive.
They're...
398
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,125
( squeaking )
399
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,893
...totally fine?
400
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,796
Sylvia, that mirror
only had one use.
401
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,965
We won't be able
to send Dominator away.
402
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,735
Good. That'll give
the Bitties a fresh
new galaxy to explore
403
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,570
where nobody else
can mess with 'em.
404
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:13,938
And I'm sure,
if we keep exploring,
405
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,240
we'll figure
something else out, too.
406
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:19,210
After all, the more you know,
the more you grow, right?
407
00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:24,782
You are totally
gonna pay for that.
408
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,151
That'll be 17.50
for the mirror
409
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:29,520
and 37.99
for the orb.
410
00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:44,702
That's amazing!
411
00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:48,406
Amazing!
412
00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:00,351
( Theremin playing )
413
00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:02,320
( Bitties exclaiming )